Yes, I know I’m late with this since other outlets have been running these items for nearly two weeks now, but I was double and triple-checking because of how absurd it all seemed. Unfortunately, the accounts are true and American college students really are even bigger emotional cripples than the world used to think they are.
These delicate little snowflakes not only need Safe Spaces just to deal with everyday life but when the favored candidate of their “teachers” (LMFAO) doesn’t win an election they figuratively curl up in the fetal position. They also cry and are so oblivious to what weak, pathetic creatures they seem to be that they actually take to the internet to POST VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES CRYING ABOUT IT!
Just a few of the other bizarre indulgences being offered these emotional cripples (hate to overuse that term but it fits):
CORNELL: This Ivy League university had A CRY-IN where faculty and administrative staff (the dead weight on any college campus) SERVED HOT CHOCOLATE AND HANDED OUT TISSUES. Coloring books and play-doh were also made available for therapeutic reasons. Again, these are COLLEGE STUDENTS, not special needs children.
UNIV OF MICHIGAN likewise made coloring books available for its overgrown toddlers.
TUFTS made a craft center available so its sensitive little flowers could play with clay and paints and paper-crafts. Continue reading
Once Donald Trump is sworn in as president I will naturally switch to criticizing him the way ALL U.S. presidents should be criticized. In the meantime here are some light-hearted thoughts on the pros and cons of Trump’s election. 
CON: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY GOT SOME UNDESERVED BENEFITS FROM TRUMP’S POPULARITY – The bad news is that the Republicans held on to both the Senate and the House AND picked up some additional governorships. RepubCorp does NOT deserve such fringe benefits from Trump’s election. 
PRO: Trump’s election has inspired the insane American Left to drive away even more people from their 1960s worldview. 
CON: America’s Democratic and Republican Parties have proven they STILL plan to stand athwart their own constituents crying “halt!”
Jim Webb, a past U.S. Senator for the Democrats, joined the chorus of voices within the party decrying the way the Democrats have abandoned the working class. He also congratulated Prince Donald of Orange on his defeat of career criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton. 
Webb called Trump an outsider who spoke truth to “hard-working people out in flyover land” who have been abandoned by both parties. But he focused much of his critique on the Democrats, whom he said have drifted from their historical position as the “party of Franklin Roosevelt.” 
YOU GO, BERNIE SANDERS! Sanders CONTINUED his assault on the coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring who supported Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama. Can this hunka hunka Bernie Love become the conscience of the Democrats and straighten out bloated rich pigs like Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry and Al Gore? 
BERN TWO: Bernie Sanders has already encouraged far-left MSNBC’s Democrat-supporting Mika Brzezinski to join the growing chorus of corporate media shills openly discussing how Hillary’s thuggish campaign staff would – in Mika’s words – “bully” anyone trying to point out Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton’s countless weaknesses. “I experienced it myself” she testified.
Wow! This is a very positive development! Protesters occupied the Capitol Hill office of the Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer TO CONTINUE BERNIE SANDERS’ FIGHT TO EXPOSE THE WAY WALL STREET AND INTERNATIONAL BANKSTERS OWN THE DEMOCRATS (DemCorp) as surely as they’ve long owned the Republicans (RepubCorp). 
Stephen A Smith of ESPN has joined the chorus of voices pointing out the obvious – that the corporate media was completely in the tank for Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton. Anyone with common sense noticed how extreme the bias was but worshippers of Hillary “No Billionaire Left Behind” Clinton live in a fantasy world. 
