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PRESIDENT TRUMP EVEN DEFEATED HILLARY CLINTON IN IRRELEVANT STATS

mapRED was TRUMP – BLUE was HILLARY. Last November saw Donald Trump become President of the United States while the blustering and bitter Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton had to settle for winning a meaningless statistical category that both she and Trump knew did not designate the election winner.

United States President Donald Trump won the Electoral College, which is WHAT COUNTS because America is a Democratic Republic. That means that while the popular vote IN EACH STATE determines which candidate won each of those states the nationwide popular vote total does not – AND HAS NEVER – outweighed said Electoral College vote total.

trump-and-hillary-map-behind-themCareer criminal Hillary Clinton continues to flail her arms, get that unfocused look in her eyes and – in between long coughing jags – snivel and whine about her humiliating loss. She blames everything for her defeat at President Trump’s hands EXCEPT her phony charity, her mishandling of classified information and the public exposure of the steady bribes being funneled to her through the Clinton Foundation.

Anyway, even if Hillary wants to dwell on meaningless statistical categories PRESIDENT TRUMP STILL DEFEATS HER! He won more STATES than she did and he won more COUNTIES than she did and won a LARGER  GEOGRAPHICAL SHARE of the country than she did. But all that would be just as meaningless as the popular vote that Crooked Hillary dwells on if he hadn’t won the Electoral College total.    Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON EXPLAINS IT ALL

hillary-clinton-laws-are-for-the-peasantsCareer criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton thankfully did not become United States President last year. That honor went to de facto Third Party candidate Donald Trump while Hillary had to settle for being President of California.

Hillary’s hate-filled Democrat partisans reacted the way you would EXPECT from members of the Party of Slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, Jim Crow, the Spoils System, Japanese Internment Camps and so many other atrocities that they try to blame the rest of the country for. In other words they have been beating President Trump’s supporters bloody in the streets to show how tolerant they are and otherwise demonstrating that DemoKKKrats are fascist thugs.

Recently Hillary Clinton, known for running a fake charity and for accepting bribes from many other countries while serving as Secretary of State, sat down with a non-existent reporter from Balladeer’s Blog.

hillary-clinton-bribeBalladeer’s Blog: Why do you and your mindless minions hate United States President Donald Trump so much?

Hillary Clinton: BECAUSE TRUMP FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE! We DemoKKKrats were THIS CLOSE to browbeating the peasants into abandoning all hope in the political process but now those damn scumbags once again think they have a right to self-determination!

BB: But how is it his fault that you were such a notorious criminal and so personally unappealing that you needed illicit help just to rob Bernie Sanders of the Democrat nomination last year, a scandal which cost several Democratic National Committee members their positions?

Hillary Clinton and Robert ByrdHC: Bernie came out of nowhere to rob me of my rightful due just like Barack Obama did in 2008! Dammit, I don’t know why these pieces of trash called voters don’t like me but I have HAD it with Democracy.

That’s why ever since Election Night we DemoKKKrats have been acting like the fascist thugs in Spain who launched the Spanish Civil War when THEY weren’t happy with election results. American peasants are too stupid to understand it’s for their own good if I get to run things.

BB: Were Obama, Susan Rice and others in his circle feeding you information from the illegal electronic surveillance of now-President Trump during the campaign? Is that why all of you have been throwing such fits since the election – because you figured you’d win and then you and Obama could bury all the evidence of your illegal actions?

Hillary Clinton hands togetherHC: Dammit nobody would be asking questions like this if I had just won the damn election! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

BB: Given the infamy of your uranium deal with the Russians in exchange for very convenient Russian money flowing through your fake charity called the Clinton Foundation why did you and Barack think people would believe that President Trump was the one with illicit Russian connections? Continue reading

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TITLES FOR A HILLARY CLINTON BIOPIC

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. … … “Hey, big SPEN-DERRRRRR!” … … .

You have got to love the HILARIOUS news about the way bribes funneled to career criminal Hillary Clinton via her fake charity are drying up completely now that she was defeated in her attempt to steal the presidency.

What better time to ponder possible titles for the inevitable exercise in hagiography that Hillary’s clueless and uninformed Hollywood worshippers will no doubt concoct?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

NO WAY’S HONEST: THE LIFE OF HILLARY CLINTON

HAVE PANTSUIT, WILL PANDER

HILLARY CLINTON: THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA (… WELL, AT LEAST THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTERS)

WEALTHY WHITE WOMAN: HILLARY CLINTON’S STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME OPPRESSION
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RUSSIAN HACKING TRUTHERS ARE HILARIOUS!

putin-spy-memeRussian hacking truthers are as hilarious as people who claimed Obama was secretly “a Muslim sleeper agent.” 

For overseas readers let me cut through some of the nonsense.

** The Democrats love to use the misleading phrase “the Russians hacked the election.” That phrase makes it sound like they hacked into our systems and changed votes. Democrats are happy to let people think that and keep encouraging that mistaken notion.

** This loaded phrase about hacking the election actually refers to alleged Russian hackers getting into Democratic National Committee servers AND Hillary’s massively mishandled servers. If you’re confused – and who could blame you given how many times Hillary’s lies have changed – Hillary’s excuses have gone back and forth from pretending she didn’t know how to handle computers, or apps or multiple email accounts, etc.

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… … . This pic would be funnier if they hadn’t misspelled “immigrants.” . …

Then when investigators found evidence of Hillary or her fellow white collar criminals destroying evidence with bleach-bit or wiping the servers Hillary’s excuse was that she wouldn’t know how and pretended to think “wiping the servers ” meant using a cloth to wipe them.

** Putting Hillary’s servers aside for the moment, the actual claim about the Russians “hacking” our election is based on the accusation – refuted multiple times by Wikileaks – that Russian hackers OBTAINED THE BOATLOADS OF EVIDENCE OF HILLARY’S VARIOUS CRIMES AND THE DNC’S PLOT TO DESTROY BERNIE SANDERS’ CANDIDACY and turned the info over to Wikileaks.  

obama-cartoon-post-election-strategyONLY the cesspool that IS the 2017 Democratic Party would try to create a scandal over WHO EXACTLY PROVIDED THE EVIDENCE OF ALL THEIR WRONGDOING TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT NO MATTER WHO LEAKED THE INFO THEY (THE DEMOCRATS) ARE STILL GUILTY OF WRONGDOING! 

** Even more disgustingly, the Democrats have no problem with the exposure of all the bribes and pay-for-play that Hillary accepted from the Saudis and an assortment of other parties. Nope. To them the only issue worth screaming about is “Who had the nerve to leak the proof of our crimes and misdeeds?”  

To them it’s apparently better to have a president like Hillary WHO IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY OTHER COUNTRIES than to have a president get elected because of leaked evidence of the crimes and misdeeds THAT THEY CAN’T DENY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THAT LEAKED EVIDENCE. Continue reading

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HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

women-for-trumpMy take (for anybody who cares) will follow these light-hearted potential headlines.

CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism

WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY

ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN

BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM

latinas-for-trumpVOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD

THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH

DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967

ORANGE LIVES MATTER!

DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!

MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY

NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

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One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!

DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME

TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)

LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF OVER HALF THE NATION ELECTS TRUMP

HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES

black-trump-supportersTRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?

GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH

PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED

MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD

DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS

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BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTERS WHO ARE VOTING FOR DONALD TRUMP

Hillary clinton dough nationIt’s Election Day once again, which means I will soon have a different president to criticize. Yes, I despised George W Bush as well as Obama but I often pointed out how pathetic I found Obama worshippers to be for continuing to whine about Bush long after he was out of office. All presidents try to blame their predecessors, but only fools continue to let them get away with it.

I won’t be settling for any excuses that “It’s all Obama’s fault” either, after the new criminal relieves Barack “Tony Ears” Obama in the White House. These people actively seek out the office, so in my view it’s their baby once they’re in.

FOR A LOOK AT BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTERS WHO – SHOWING MORE PRINCIPLES THAN BERNIE HAS – WILL VOTE FOR TRUMP OVER HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON. THEY HAVE INTERESTING REASONS. CLICK HERE 

FOR MY ELECTION PREDICTIONS CLICK HERE 

Supporters of Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and Jill Stein were breaths of fresh air this year and forced the Plutocrats (DemCorp and RepubCorp) to actually discuss some of the REAL issues. A bonus was that the Plutocrats let their masks slip and revealed how much hostility they feel toward the working class.  

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ELECTION QUICK-HITS

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I push the need for additional political parties here in the U.S. and the 2016 presidential campaign has been the poster child for why I feel that way.

That and the fact that bloated rich pigs like George Soros and the Koch Brothers own both DemCorp and RepubCorp.

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## CAMILLE PAGLIA weighed in again on what a “DISASTER” a Hillary Clinton presidency would be. CLICK HERE 

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Hillary supporters assaulting a black homeless woman for supporting Trump – and being so proud that they filmed it

## Hillary’s thugs kicked, beat and spat upon the poor homeless black woman who made a point of sleeping near Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after other Hillary thugs vandalized it days earlier.

Yeah, those Democrats love to lecture the rest of the country about “hate” but are themselves absolute garbage. My biggest regret so far in life is that I used to vote for that party of criminals and hatemongers.

## The president of the Coalition of African American Pastors(CAAP) endorses Donald Trump for president.

Rev. William Owens says Trump deserves the chance to prove himself. He asserts the Democratic Party has offered blacks nothing but failed policies.

Hey, I would add that the Democrats have offered EVERYBODY nothing but failed policies … except for their one-percenter donors who OWN them – especially Hillary Clinton.
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