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MY HERO MAGADEMIA: NOW ON SALE!

From the same creative team behind Thump comes this hilarious parody! Trump-hating buffoons are frothing at the mouth with their usual indignant, blustering outrage.

My Hero Magademia can be bought HERE

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MOCK HEADLINES: APRIL 2nd

CIA Garrison CartoonREPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS OUTRAGED TO LEARN GOVERNMENTS SPEND MONEY: CALL TRUMP A COMMUNIST 

DEMOCRATS PROPOSE TURNING ENTIRE GOVERNMENT OVER TO FIFTEEN AND SIXTEEN YEAR OLD CHILDREN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ALL OF THEIR IMMATURE IDEAS

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP, WIFE OF UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, STILL SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

PEOPLE WHO HATE THE WORKING CLASS AND THE POOR STILL OUTRAGED BY REMINDERS THAT FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

DEMOCRATS PROPOSE LOWERING VOTING AGE TO THIRTEEN, BUT ONLY FOR CHILDREN “MATURE” ENOUGH TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

REPUBLICAN PAUL RYAN OFFERS MILLIONS TO ANY PORN STARLET WHO COMES FORWARD AND SAYS SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM

PAUL RYAN MODIFIES OFFER: HE’LL PAY MILLIONS TO ANY WOMAN PERIOD WHO COMES FORWARD AND SAYS SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM 

DEMOCRATS CALL ON NATION TO REJECT DIVISIVENESS BY MAKING IT ILLEGAL TO BE ANYTHING BUT A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT

DEMOCRATS ALLY THEMSELVES WITH CORPORATE FASCISTS TO TRY TO ENFORCE UNIFORMITY OF THOUGHT IN EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE

DEMOCRATS PROCLAIM THEMSELVES TO BE THE SOLE JUDGES OF WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG; INSIST ONLY HATERS WOULD DISAGREE WITH THEM Continue reading

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POTENTIAL TITLES FOR PROGRAMS CENTERED AROUND A FASCIST TWERP

Democrats love to exploit tragedies

Democrats love to exploit young people and tragedies.

David Hogg, famous for standing on the dead bodies of the Parkland victims, has become beloved by the Democrats of the American media because of his willingness to act like he and he alone speaks for the dead.

As Democrats did with Cindy Sheehan, they’ve pretended this hate-spewing white child of privilege is not to be disputed. Which of course, makes it even MORE fun to point out what a fascist creep he comes across as. 

Here’s a look at the kind of television shows I could picture someone like this starring in (All shows are fictional): 

BOSS HOGG – (Public Affairs) A spoiled young fascist rants and raves about his childish worldview while claiming his parents “don’t know how to use Democracy.” 

David Hogg Political cartoonHOGG FUTURES – (Science Fiction) A young fascist presents a series of scenarios depicting the kind of Fascist dictatorship he wants to live in, and reveals what kind of fates he would have in store for political dissidents. Especially the ones who question if he was even in school on the day of the Parkland shootings.   

ATTENTION HOGG – (Bio-Drama) Through songs and interpretive dance, a tale is told about a teenage fascist pissing on the dead victims of a tragedy and then capitalizing on the attention his antics brought him. As of this writing David Hogg has not commented on whether of not he thinks this character is based on him.  

THE SERMON ON THE MOUND OF CORPSES – (Movie) Telefilm about how American demagogues cynically exploit the drama queen antics of a young fascist named Derek Pigg. A veritable nationwide Passion Play of sorts unfolds as the media indulges in non-stop hysteria while sanctifying shrill teens who say what the Democrats want them to say. This movie raises questions about who is more to blame: conscienceless adult trash in the media or youngsters who have learned that the quickest, easiest way to cheap attention is to imitate the attitudes of the conscienceless adult trash in the media.    Continue reading

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THUMP: HE’S NO EASTER BUNNY, BUT …

ThumpDe facto Third Party President Donald Trump aka “the new FDR” continues to outrage everyone who hates the working class and the poor. With Easter coming up, one’s thoughts turn to Easter Bunnies and from there to bunnies in general, so what better time to remind readers about the hit book Thump: The First Bundred Days.

Thump – like the real-world political hero he is based on – keeps on succeeding while the hate-filled forces arrayed against him get theirs – BIGLY! You might even say in YUGE ways!

If you’re sick of the endless, dishonest and snobbish media onslaught against President Trump, this book will bring a smile to your face. You can buy it HERE 

As I’ve said repeatedly, the media overkill against President Trump and his supporters and the people whose jobs have been saved by him has long since passed the point where even if I didn’t support him I would be pretending I did just to tick off the pieces of garbage who rant about the man 24/7.

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POLITICAL CARTOONS, MARCH 26th

Corporate fascist Mark “Skippy” Zuckerberg and his site for insecure people filled with status anxiety, Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton going through life fat, drunk and stupid, plus more: 

Facebook hypocrisy

Hillary falling

 

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MOCK HEADLINES: MARCH 20th

hillary-drink-in-handA DRUNK AND INCOHERENT HILLARY CLINTON PRAISES THE LATE STEPHEN HAWKING FOR FOUNDING THE X-MEN

DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT ELECTIONS BE REPLACED BY A PANEL OF CELEBRITIES WHO DECIDE ON THE NEXT PRESIDENT

DEMOCRATS OFFER ALTERNATIVE SYSTEM IN WHICH ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR OR MORE ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE

HILLARY SAYS SHE’S OPEN TO PERMITTING SOME POOR PEOPLE TO LIVE, BUT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF BLOATED RICH PIGS AND POMPOUS SNOBS STILL INSIST THEY SHOULD RULE THE COUNTRY 

mapAMERICA’S THIRD-WORLD LEVEL CORRUPT GOVERNMENT STILL PRETENDING THAT DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS THE CROOK, NOT THEM

HILLARY CLINTON VOWS TO KEEP REVISING HER HATRED OF THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS UNTIL SHE FINDS A WAY OF EXPRESSING IT THAT WORKS POLITICALLY

UNINFORMED, SHALLOW PEOPLE WHO CAN’T EVEN NAME THEIR OWN SENATOR OR HOUSE REPS STILL THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST

DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT HOSPITALS REFUSE TREATMENT TO ANYONE SUSPECTED OF VOTING FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP; ANTIFA COWARDS SAVAGELY BEAT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES #LOVEWINS 

NATION STILL REJOICING THAT NEITHER HILLARY CLINTON NOR JEB BUSH GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT

BLOATED RICH PIGS AGREE THAT THEY HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE SAME REASONS THEY HATED FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT

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MOCK HEADLINES: MARCH 14th

hillary yellingMURKY MUELLER AND HIS FUNKY BUNCH OF HILLARY DONORS INSIST THEY NEED AN ADDITIONAL SIX YEARS TO DETERMINE WHAT ROLE IF ANY PRESIDENT TRUMP PLAYED IN STEPHEN HAWKING’S DEATH

HILLARY CLINTON, FAILED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, TELLS AUDIENCE IN INDIA SHE WOULD LOVE TO EXTERMINATE AMERICA’S “UNTOUCHABLES”

SPOILED IDIOT ROBERT DE NIRO STILL REFUSES TO DONATE MORE MONEY TO CHARITY; SAYS POOR PEOPLE VOTED FOR TRUMP SO TO HELL WITH THEM!

MURKY MUELLER AND HIS FUNKY BUNCH OF HILLARY DONORS INSIST THEY NEED AN ADDITIONAL TEN YEARS TO DETERMINE WHAT ROLE IF ANY WAKANDAN INTERFERENCE PLAYED IN THE 2016 ELECTION

TOOR-CHUR!

“TOOR-chur!”

RAND PAUL INSISTS GINA HASPEL ENJOYED TORTURE AND EROTICALLY TRAMPLING HIM DURING THEIR DATES TOGETHER, THEN ADDS “SHE’S BEEN NOMINATED FOR SOMETHING? … OH, SORRY”

JIMMY KIMMEL HOPES ALL WORKING CLASS PEOPLE WHOSE JOBS HAVE BEEN SAVED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP DIE OF CANCER #LOVEWINS

NANCY PELOSI AND BERNIE SANDERS BLAME PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR DIVIDING AMERICANS INTO “THESE THINGS CALLED BRACKETS”

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