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HAPPY TRUMP-IVERSARY! ONE YEAR SINCE TRUMP TRIUMPHED

mapRED COUNTIES ON THE MAP WENT TO TRUMP – BLUE COUNTIES TO HILLARY

ISOLATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED HATEMONGERS WERE DEFEATED

Barack Obama was garbage. George W Bush was garbage. Donald Trump is NOT garbage, even if only because he is not a career politician. America’s career politicians called Democrats and Republicans are little more than white collar criminals.

President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents – is America’s de facto Third Party President! His election kept career criminal Hillary Clinton out of the White House! Remember LBJ and “the Splendid Tease?” President Trump’s election kicked off the Splendid Snivel, which is STILL going on!

Given the loud howling from DemCorp and RepubCorp what better way to mark this glorious occasion than revisiting the mock headlines I ran after President Trump won.

HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY! 

women-for-trumpTRUMP SAVES NATION; POSSIBLY THE WORLD

CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism

WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY

ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN

BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM

latinas-for-trumpVOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD

THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH

DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967

ORANGE LIVES MATTER!

DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!

MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY

NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

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One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!

DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME

TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION VOTERS ELECTS TRUMP

HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES

black-trump-supportersTRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?

GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH

PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED

MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD

DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading

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TRUMP AND HIS FOES: THE LATEST

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We’re all sick of talking about the election but unfortunately DemoKKKrats and Illiberals are still throwing their childish fits every waking moment. They are unable to deal with the reality that de facto Third Party Candidate Donald Trump defeated the career criminal Hillary Clinton, who didn’t even win twenty states. (We have 50 states, not 57 like Obama foolishly thought.) 

mason-weaverFORMER BLACK PANTHER Mason Weaver joined the countless African Americans speaking out on Trump’s behalf to counter the absurd and frantic screeching of DemoKKKrats and clueless, uninformed celebrities.

In reply to Democrat Congressman John “Do you know who I AM” Lewis irrationally pretending Trump is an illegitimate president, Weaver called Lewis an “illegitimate Congressman” who, alongside other Democrats “presided over the destruction of black people.”   

He joined the oppressors (Democrats) and became a stooge for them,” Weaver said of Lewis, who is “now sitting and presiding over the destruction of the black community; the destruction of black men; the destruction of black women, with drugs and gangs.” 

Weaver called on Congressman Lewis to “apologize” to the American people for joining the Democratic “party of abuse,” which has “always been the party of the Klan; the party that went to war to keep slaves; the party that’s always been the destruction of black people.”

Congressman Lewis “has gotten rich and his people have gotten poorer,” Weaver said. “The black (Congressional) caucus has gotten more power and influence, and the black people they preside over have gotten poorer — more drugs, more gangs, less businesses, less home ownership, less education, more jails.”

marco-rubioMARCO RUBIO, ONE OF THE FAILED REPUBLICANS that Trump scraped off the bottom of his shoe during the primaries, displayed far less backbone than Mason Weaver, however.

Demonstrating the cringing, crawling cravenness that marks all Republicans except Trump (who isn’t even really a Republican, thankfully) Rubio added his own prepubescent whining to the DemoKKKrat chorus criticizing Trump for clashing with John “Please say you remember me” Lewis. They don’t call Marco Rubio “the Pipsqueak” for nothing! Continue reading

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CNN REPORTS OBAMA WAS THE ONE PAYING TO BE URINATED ON

obama-defeated-by-putin-again-and-againIn keeping with the standards set by America’s corporate media here’s the latest word regarding their obsession with politicians who pay to be urinated upon by sex workers. Once again the hatred that bloated rich pigs feel toward President-Elect Donald Trump has backfired.

CNN reports that BARACK OBAMA IS REALLY THE ONE WHO PAYS TO BE URINATED ON! Michelle Obama confirmed all this, stating that this disgusting fetish of Obama’s was one of the many reasons she stopped having sex with Barack years ago. That and his insistence that she dress him up as a baby complete with a diaper. 

obama-is-a-urophiliacBarack now calls himself “An out and proud urophiliac.”

He added with a smile: Continue reading

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AND YET ANOTHER DEMOCRAT POINTS OUT HOW IRRATIONAL THEY ARE

hillary-clinton-deck-stackingGeorge King, a Bernie Sanders supporter, is yet another in the ever-growing list of people like me who are disgusted with the pathetic and irrational behavior of the Democrats following career criminal Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump. King wrote an op-ed piece titled Democrats Have Lost the War, the People and All Three Branches of Government.

The link to the piece is below, but here are some excerpts:

“Democrats have lost the war, the people and power in all three branches of government; placing the blame everywhere but still can’t see the forest for the trees.”

“Democrat Royalty has left us divided, conquered and wailing at the wall of defeat from self-inflicted wounds, they refuse to accept accountability. From the DNC and Super Delegates, betrayals of their former power base to the loss of the Independent voters they will not address … ”

“Divide and conquer has failed them finally this time around.”

hillary-clinton-haiti“The doubling down of the corporate and neocon wing of the democrat party after the complete destruction from voters’ rejection clearly paints the picture for those who question the truth in what has happened.”

“This abstract failure is complete and all the King’s horses and all the King’s men will not be able to put it together again despite the current Royal color of purple donned by all that have lost power to include Soros, Bill and Hilary and throughout their subjects on the losing side of history.”

“They do not accept they are no longer the self-appointed Authoritarian Royalty who have lost their power and stature.” 

hillary-clinton-whore-for-wall-street“The Democrat Party has doubled down on all the things resulting in the loss of power in all three branches of government… “

“… the war party has doubled down on the very reasons that Democrat and Independent voters fled from the Democrat Party nomination after the DNC and Bernie Sanders fiasco and the nomination of the war party where even the neocons and MIC switched parties to support the War Queen of Wall Street.” Continue reading

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RUSSIAN HACKING TRUTHERS ARE HILARIOUS!

putin-spy-memeRussian hacking truthers are as hilarious as people who claimed Obama was secretly “a Muslim sleeper agent.” 

For overseas readers let me cut through some of the nonsense.

** The Democrats love to use the misleading phrase “the Russians hacked the election.” That phrase makes it sound like they hacked into our systems and changed votes. Democrats are happy to let people think that and keep encouraging that mistaken notion.

** This loaded phrase about hacking the election actually refers to alleged Russian hackers getting into Democratic National Committee servers AND Hillary’s massively mishandled servers. If you’re confused – and who could blame you given how many times Hillary’s lies have changed – Hillary’s excuses have gone back and forth from pretending she didn’t know how to handle computers, or apps or multiple email accounts, etc.

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… … . This pic would be funnier if they hadn’t misspelled “immigrants.” . …

Then when investigators found evidence of Hillary or her fellow white collar criminals destroying evidence with bleach-bit or wiping the servers Hillary’s excuse was that she wouldn’t know how and pretended to think “wiping the servers ” meant using a cloth to wipe them.

** Putting Hillary’s servers aside for the moment, the actual claim about the Russians “hacking” our election is based on the accusation – refuted multiple times by Wikileaks – that Russian hackers OBTAINED THE BOATLOADS OF EVIDENCE OF HILLARY’S VARIOUS CRIMES AND THE DNC’S PLOT TO DESTROY BERNIE SANDERS’ CANDIDACY and turned the info over to Wikileaks.  

obama-cartoon-post-election-strategyONLY the cesspool that IS the 2017 Democratic Party would try to create a scandal over WHO EXACTLY PROVIDED THE EVIDENCE OF ALL THEIR WRONGDOING TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT NO MATTER WHO LEAKED THE INFO THEY (THE DEMOCRATS) ARE STILL GUILTY OF WRONGDOING! 

** Even more disgustingly, the Democrats have no problem with the exposure of all the bribes and pay-for-play that Hillary accepted from the Saudis and an assortment of other parties. Nope. To them the only issue worth screaming about is “Who had the nerve to leak the proof of our crimes and misdeeds?”  

To them it’s apparently better to have a president like Hillary WHO IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY OTHER COUNTRIES than to have a president get elected because of leaked evidence of the crimes and misdeeds THAT THEY CAN’T DENY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THAT LEAKED EVIDENCE. Continue reading

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WINNERS AND LOSERS OF 2016

Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the biggest winners and losers of 2016.

obama-in-trashWINNERS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – No matter who won the presidential election in 2016 they were guaranteed to do a better job than the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. To quote Democrat Al Franken “No English-speaking person could do a worse job than” Obama.

In all seriousness there is nothing positive to be said about Barry. Perhaps the best description of him came when he attended the G20 Summit and the other world leaders referred to him as “an irrelevant child.” Brilliant!

Jeb Bush

The most punchable face in the Americas.

LOSERS: THE BUSH FAMILY – America’s most repulsive political family got a well-deserved smackdown and an even MORE deserved reminder of how despised they are. No matter how you feel about Donald Trump you have to admit it was HILARIOUS watching him cut Jeb Bush’s balls off in front of the entire world.

Little Prince Jeb went from being the presumptive Republican nominee to being a mere nuisance ineffectually gnawing at Trump’s ankles. And it was PRICELESS the way Jeb’s father and brother boiled with impotent outrage as America ignored their wish to see Trump defeated. How enjoyable was it that as a nation we got one last chance to remind George HW Bush and George W Bush how little we think of them.  Continue reading

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THE HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR FOR 2017

hillary-clinton-excusesCareer criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.

You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

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… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!

UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS! Continue reading

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CATHERINE CHEW ON WHY EDUCATED WOMEN COULD SUPPORT TRUMP

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*** *** *** *** *** *** Catherine Chew

Donald “Agent Orange” Trump actually takes office in January Balladeer’s Blog has been having a lot of fun providing many points of view rebuking the pompous snobbery, cowardly hypocrisy and hilarious pretentiousness of the American Left.

Catherine Chew authored a terrific piece outlining her ultimate drift to Trump in the 2016 election. The link to the item is below, but first some excerpts:

“After eight years of ineffective leadership, it was time for an epochal change.”

“My biggest priorities in this election were the economy and national security.”

“I was a ‘closet’ Donald Trump supporter and I’ve decided to come out. I am a professional woman, educated and hold a university terminal degree. I am a former community college president. I am not racist nor am I xenophobic. I have a multicultural son conceived with an Iranian Muslim former husband.”

“Since the tsunami election occurred, pundits, journalists and pollsters have obsessively given credence to the voting bloc of male, working-class individuals from rural areas as being the cause for Trump’s successful campaign. They have consistently showcased an elitist attitude about Trump supporters.”

women-for-trump-2“Many predicted that Trump’s campaign was doomed because it could not attract enough women or minorities. But reports suggest Trump captured about 42 percent of women voters, including white, college-educated, middle-class and wealthy suburban women.”  

” … I was attracted to a Trump presidency because I sincerely believed only someone as unorthodox and bold as he could take on the deeply infested establishment and extremely dysfunctional system that exists in the federal government. As a non-career politician and businessman, he thinks differently and his unconventional and nonconformist campaign proves it.”   Continue reading

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“FELLOW LIBERALS, I’M TIRED OF YOU” SAYS ANOTHER DISGUSTED ADULT

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

I will say again that I will never be a Conservative but I regret having EVER considered myself an American Liberal. Call me a Socialist if you want, or an Anarchist, but don’t associate me with the psychotic stooges called American Liberals.

Here is ANOTHER former Liberal like me expressing their disgust with what clueless, uninformed Americans have fundamentally transformed Liberalism into. The link to the whole item is below, but here are some excerpts from her piece:  

” … I want to share with you, from the liberal bastion of Northern California, that I am officially tired of the type of people who have surrounded me my entire life. In the wake of Trump’s election, I am experiencing ‘tribe fatigue.’ I’m not tired of The Other, Detestable Tribe. I’m tired of my own.

“I was raised a secular liberal. My college professors were secular liberals. During my journalism phase, my newspaper colleagues were secular liberals. My law school professors and peers were – in the vast majority – secular liberals. Almost everyone at my corporate law firm was a secular liberal. My California neighbors and friends are secular liberals, as are my colleagues. My mother, siblings, and their spouses are all secular liberals.

crying-hillary-supporters“By all rights, I should be a member in good standing of their tribe, ‘liking’ their Facebook posts and joining their candlelight vigils against the evil Trump Administration. But November 8 and its aftermath revealed to me that I am just so tired of these people. I can’t be like them, and I don’t want my kids turning into them.

“I am tired of their undisguised contempt for tens of millions of Americans, with no effort to temper their response to the election with humility or empathy.

“I am tired of their unexamined snobbery and condescension.

“I am tired of their name-calling and virtue-signaling as signs of supposedly high intelligence. 

“I am tired of their trendiness, jumping on every left-liberal bandwagon that comes along (transgender activism, anyone?) and then acting like anyone not on board is an idiot/hater. 

“I am tired of watching them raise clueless kids who go off to college and within months are convinced they live in a rapey, racist patriarchy; ‘Make America Great Again’ is hate speech; and Black Lives Matter agitators are their brothers-in-arms against White Privilege. If my kids are like that at nineteen, I’ll feel I’ve seriously failed them as a parent.  

“I am tired of being bored and exasperated by everybody. I feel like I have read this book a thousand times, and there are no surprises in it. Down with Trump! Trans Lives Matter! Climate deniers are destroying the planet! No cake, we’re gluten-free!” Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON GETS HUMILIATED BY TRUMP AGAIN!

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Hillary Clinton: President of California

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how much I despise both the Democrats AND the Republicans. If you doubt me check out some of my takes on U.S. Presidents HERE

Here’s an appropriate footnote to the 2016 election. Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and her totalitarian supporters took the unprecedented step of trying to threaten and intimidate the members of the Electoral College into ignoring the REAL election results and overturn the outcome by not casting their State’s votes for Donald Trump.

Once again a boulder that Hillary was trying to drop on Trump wound up squishing HER instead! First she lost the REAL election, then LOST VOTES in the recounts she demanded by way of her sock puppet Jill Stein. Then, after the one percenter actors and singers who support Hillary went all out to deny Trump all of his fairly won Electoral Votes it turned out that MORE ELECTORS DEFECTED FROM HILLARY THAN FROM TRUMP!!

Hillary tired BIGHILARIOUS! An Elector from Hawaii changed his vote from Hillary, making a total of FIVE faithless Electors for that career criminal! Rubbing salt in the wound is the fact that this meant HILLARY LOST THE MOST ELECTORS IN ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR YEARS! And in 1912 it was a VICE PRESIDENTIAL candidate who lost them, not the Presidential candidate!

And – funniest of all – he only lost them because he had DIED between the election and the meeting of the Electoral College!

So, Hillary’s candidacy was as “historic” as she and her fascist mob wanted, but in all the WRONG ways! In this cold, violent and cruelly unfair world it is rare to see a public villain get the comeuppance they deserve but happily for us all the loathsome Hillary has been defeated over and over again this year!  Continue reading

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