Monthly Archives: January 2024

SCARFOLK: LIKE “MY MILWAUKEE” CROSSED WITH “LOCAL 58 TV”

discovering scarfolkIf you enjoy serious analog horror like Magical World of Ania or more tongue in cheek analog horror like My Milwaukee, then Richard Littler’s Scarfolk is definitely for you. If you enjoy the eeriness of those old Public Service Messages from 1970s Canada or Great Britain that are so beloved on the internet then you’ll probably hate yourself if you still haven’t gotten into Scarfolk.   

Part haunted town, part 70s dystopia, Scarfolk refers to Littler’s fictional British town which is by turns nightmarish and hilarious. There are even undertones of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy type of humor in the town’s faux “reference material” and “artifacts”.

dr j swift eatingAround 2012 Richard Littler began mocking up some fake 1970s public health posters and government pamphlets for schools and general consumption. He presented them with an enjoyably twisted slant that perfectly captured the vaguely menacing, often insulting approach of such material. 

Littler took to posting them on his Facebook account, where positive feedback encouraged him to start a blog devoted to his dark-humored artifacts of the nonexistent town of Scarfolk, “a town in North West England which is just west of northern England” as the author describes it.
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TRAVELS AND ADVENTURES OF JAMES MASSEY (1714) ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

voyages and adventuresTRAVELS AND ADVENTURES OF JAMES MASSEY (1714) – By Simon Tyssot de Patot. Supposedly written in 1710 but not published until 1714, this novel dealt with the travels of the title character to exotic lands.

James Massey is a physician who becomes inspired by the tales told by the Wandering Jew (presented as a real person in this tale) when he comes to town. The encounter fills Massey’s head with a desire to travel in hopes of seeing some of the wonders that the Wandering Jew has seen multiple times during his endless travels.

From that meeting with a mythic figure, Dr. Massey’s adventures constitute a science fiction odyssey. He signs on as a Ship’s Surgeon under Captain Le Sage, and their vessel with a 52-man crew set sail on May 21st, 1643.  Off Finisterre their ship began taking on water, prompting an evacuation in longboats before it sank. Continue reading

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SHIRLEY TEMPLE’S STORYBOOK (1958-1961)

st storybookSHIRLEY TEMPLE’S STORYBOOK (1958-1961) – This time around, Balladeer’s Blog’s recurring feature Forgotten Television takes a look at this overlooked children’s series hosted by an adult Shirley Temple. Like Shelley Duvall’s 1980s series Faerytale Theatre this earlier program managed to attract some big names and soon-to-be-big names for its cast.

With Shirley hosting, this series ran 41 episodes, some fitting a half-hour slot with commercials and some fitting an hour-long slot with commercials. Similarly, some were black & white, others in color. Temple owned the series and released a few episodes here and there on DVD over the years.

shirleyShirley Temple’s Storybook was one of Shirley’s A.J.A. (After John Agar) ventures, in fact it debuted 8 years after their divorce. The program aired from January 12th, 1958 to July 16th, 1961.

SEASON ONE HIGHLIGHTS  

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – We all know this story, so I’ll jump to the cast – Charlton Heston as the Beast, Claire Bloom as Beauty, June Lockhart and Barbara Baxley as her sisters, and E.G. Marshall as a merchant.  Continue reading

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ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS: JANUARY 29th

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes another look at current events. As always, everyone is welcome here no matter who they vote for.

biden family values sampleWALKER TESTIMONY ON JOE BIDEN’S INFLUENCE PEDDLING: BIDEN MET WITH CCP-LINKED COMPANY WHICH THEN PAID HIM THREE MILLION DOLLARS. Buying Joe Biden was the best investment China ever made.

BIDEN REGIME CHALLENGED BY PENNSYLVANIA LEGISLATORS REGARDING THE REGIME MEDDLING IN ELECTION PROCEDURES THAT ONLY THE LEGISLATURE IS AUTHORIZED TO CHANGE. Another attempt to prevent the recurrence of the vote fraud in 2020.

trump and jfkREMEMBER THE UNDEMOCRATIC AND OLIGARCHIC “SHADOW CAMPAIGN” THAT TIME MAGAZINE BRAGGED HAD INSTALLED BIDEN IN THE 2020 ELECTION? WELL, THE ANTI-TRUMP GROUPS ARE BEING EVEN MORE BLATANT THIS TIME AROUND. For that Time article click HERE. Are the uninformed and unhinged anti-Trump forces aware that long after Trump is gone such unconstitutional efforts will still be polluting our elections? Corrupt American politicians never stop once they realize they can get away with something. 

ARTICLES COVERING THE GROTESQUE LAWFARE AGAINST THE OPPOSITION LEADER TRUMP, ESPECIALLY THE LATEST UNHINGED ACTION IN NEW YORK. Overview of all the lawfare HERE. Fifteen facts on why the shoddy Carroll case will likely get overturned on appeal HERE. Gorka on all of the lawfare HERE.

RAHEEM KASSAM: THE TRUMP-CARROLL CASE IS BLATANTLY THE GREATEST MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE IN MODERN AMERICAN HISTORY. I personally would not go that far, but Kassam expertly tears apart the unfounded political persecution of Trump in this case based on NO evidence.  

it is vitalARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST BIDEN REGIME’S MAYORKAS.

TRUMP STATES HE WOULD SEND TEXAS REINFORCEMENTS, NOT STOP THEIR EFFORTS TO CONTROL OUR UNSECURED SOUTHERN BORDER.

ABC NEWS REPORTS THAT THE INFLUX OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IS OVERLOADING THE DENVER HOSPITAL SYSTEM, FORCING THEM TO TURN AWAY AMERICAN CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY ARE FLOODED WITH ILLEGALS. More HERE.

BIDEN BASHED FOR HIS WEAKNESS WHICH INVITED THE ATTACK BY IRAN
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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE BASKETBALL RESULTS: JANUARY 27th

NCAA DIVISON TWO

Alaska-Anchorage SeawolvesKNOCKING OFF NUMBER TWO – The UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA AT ANCHORAGE SEAWOLVES welcomed the number 2 team in the nation – the ST. MARTIN’S UNIVERSITY SAINTS. The Seawolves put the Saints on Upset Alert by Halftime with their 33-25 lead. After the break SMU rallied, but Alaska-Anchorage held on for a 71-68 victory. Tyson Gilbert logged 28 points to lead the Seawolves.

fsc mocsMARATHON GAME OF THE DAY – The FLORIDA SOUTHERN COLLEGE MOCS (Moccasins) visited the PALM BEACH ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY SAILFISH yesterday. At the Half the Mocs were up 42-34 but the Sailfish forced OT with a 74-74 tie to end Regulation. The 1st Overtime ended at 80-80, the 2nd at 89-89, the 3rd at 102-102 and the FOURTH OVERTIME saw FSC win out 117-110. Luke Anderson’s Double Double of 31 points and 12 rebounds led the Mocs. Continue reading

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AUGUST 2020: LOOKING BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

Myron LizerNAVAJO NATION VICE-PRESIDENT PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES, SAYS “NATIVE AMERICANS WEREN’T INVITED TO THE AMERICAN DREAM UNTIL DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED”.

        An excerpt: “We for years fought past battles with congressmen and senators that were part of a broken system that ignored us. That is until President Trump took office.” Click HERE.

sharyl attkisson smallerJOURNALIST SHARYL ATTKISSON EXPOSES THE DISHONESTY OF SELF-APPOINTED “FACT CHECKERS”. As we’ve all seen, “fact checkers” (LMAO) are anything BUT. Some excerpts: “Fact Checkers serve no purpose except confirmation bias for their target audience.”

        Also- “The fact-checkers are like-minded journalists or often liberal Silicon Valley gatekeepers, who frequently rely on partisan news sources and political activists to control narratives on a wide variety of issues and controversies.” Click HERE

kim klacikKIMBERLY KLACIK EXPOSES DEMOCRAT FAILURES. Click HERE.

EVEN THE DEMOCRATS AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ADMIT TO OBAMA/ BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SCANDALS. Click HERE. Only imbeciles would believe we have ever had ANY presidential administration that was “scandal free.” Ridiculous!

democrats culture of hateTO DEMOCRATS, FUNERALS ARE NUREMBERG RALLIES – The Party is blasted by Martin Luther King’s niece and others for turning John Lewis’ funeral into an orgy of partisan hatred.

        An excerpt: “Even the most casual observers of the American scene have noticed over the years that Democrats are so dead inside they use high-profile funerals as nothing more than political theater. They contemptuously hide behind the corpse they pretend to be mourning, figuratively holding it up as a shield against criticism and against responses to the deceptive claims they make and the outright lies they tell under the guise of noting someone’s passing.” Click HERE.

DEMOCRATS’ “RIOT WARFARE” ON THE NATION OPENS NEW FRONTS IN KENOSHA AND DENVER. Click HERE. And Democrats lie about the violence and bloodshed being “mostly peaceful”. Continue reading

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MARVEL’S JANUARY 1967 ISSUES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s January 1967 publications, excluding reprints.

ff 58FANTASTIC FOUR Vol 1 #58 (January 1967)

Title: The Dismal Dregs of Defeat

Villain: Dr. Doom

Synopsis: Picking up from the previous issue’s cliffhanger ending, the Fantastic Four’s archenemy Dr. Doom, monarch of Latveria, has succeeded in stealing the Power Cosmic from the Silver Surfer. With the drained and helpless former Herald of Galactus lying on the floor, Dr. Doom summons his “surfboard” and flies off on it. 

Doom reaches New York, where he publicly defeats the Fantastic Four with ease. He taunts them about having stolen the Silver Surfer’s incredible power and – in Supervillain Cliche Number 18 – refrains from killing them right now because he wants them to witness his conquest of the Earth and know he’s now too powerful to stop. Continue reading

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FIVE MYTHICAL CREATURES FROM AMERICAN FOLKLORE

A few years back Balladeer’s Blog examined some of the folklore surrounding some very menacing cryptids from tall tales around the nation. This time around, the creatures being covered are much milder. 

billdadTHE BILLDAD

Habitat: Boundary Lake in Maine

Lore: The Billdad is said to be roughly the size of a badger, beaver or wolverine. It has hind legs and a torso like a kangaroo, a flat, wide tail like a beaver, a head like a bird of prey, and webbed paws. Their tail slapping the water is often compared to the sound of canoe paddles striking the water.

Billdads feed on fish who venture too near the surface of Boundary Lake. Their powerful hind legs propel them from the shore to the spot of their prey, which they strike dead with their flat tail. They devour the fish then use their webbed paws to swim back to shore. Reproducing asexually, these creatures replenish their numbers from humans or animals foolish enough to kill and eat a Billdad, causing them to morph into another Billdad.  Continue reading

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JANUARY 25th ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES, AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

From Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog here’s another look at current events here in Joe Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy. As always, everyone is welcome here no matter who they vote for.

biden criminal enterpriseChatter is increasing that Joe Biden may step aside as the Democrats’ candidate and be replaced by Michelle Obama or someone else. Back in 2020 the assumption was that the clearly unfit (and criminal) Biden would step down before 2024 and let Vice President Kamala Harris take office close enough to the election that she would not have time to alienate voters before Election Day 2024.

        Wildly enough, Kamala wound up being SO inept and inarticulate and maniacally giggly that The Party gave up on her as a possibility. It’s tough to imagine how awful she must be when you look at how Joe Biden repeatedly falls, can’t even read his teleprompter correctly, is clearly senile or demented, and has even had involuntary bowel movements in his pants while meeting with people like the Pope. For Kamala to be less fit than Joe is mind-boggling.

biden bribery scandal        Word for months now has been that Michelle Obama or another figure who won’t suffer from direct complicity with the disastrous and hopelessly corrupt Biden Regime will replace Joe. That would probably work since it would give people the excuse to vote for her (or whoever) under the illusion that it would be “a fresh start” even though any Democrat will follow the same destructive policies.

        Regular readers know that I have been saying for years that the clueless, outdated and utterly useless people who run the Republican Party have been so completely outmaneuvered by the Democrats – ESPECIALLY when it comes to the Media Arms Race – that Republicans would lose the presidential race in 2024 no matter who the candidate was. 

biden tax returns        I’ve made no secret of the fact that, though I still support and will vote for de facto Third Party candidate President Donald Trump, I don’t expect a victory. (But hey, I supported him in 2016 despite thinking he wouldn’t win, and he surprised me. I felt the same way in 2020 and I was surprised again that it took the most corrupt and tainted election since 1876 and 2000 to install his opponent in the White House.) I often vote Third Party, so victory or not is not an issue with me since both major parties are disgusting.     

if you won'tCHICAGO’S BLACK DEMOCRAT VOTERS ATTACKING THEIR PARTY’S DISASTROUS COMPLICITY WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. More HERE. They’ve seen what it is doing to their city. DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR OF MA JOINS IN.

TEARING APART THE IDIOTIC POINTS ARGUED BY PEOPLE DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO STILL BELIEVE THERE WAS AN “INSURRECTION.” (LMAO) 

MORE ISSUES FOR THE ANTI-TRUMP PROSECUTOR IN GEORGIA TO DEAL WITH. More HERE. When the crooks are the prosecutors.

DEMOCRAT ADAM SCHIFF REMINDED OF HOW HE LIED AND CLAIMED HE HAD SEEN “PROOF” OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION DURING THAT ANTI-TRUMP HOAX.

tim scottTIM SCOTT REMINDS VOTERS THAT “TRUMP DID MORE FOR MINORITIES THAN JOE BIDEN WILL EVER DO.” And that is true, but close-minded people still deny the reality about Trump vs the anti-Trump hysteria.  

PRAISE FOR TRUMP AND HIS POPULIST POLICIES. Donald Trump was the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

IT’S SO CUTE WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THE CLUELESS, OUTDATED AND UTTERLY USELESS PEOPLE WHO RUN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL ACTUALLY STEP UP IN THE MEDIA ARMS RACE.

SENATOR KENNEDY ENDORSES TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT.

GRIEVING MOTHER DESTROYS POMPOUS DEMOCRAT DAN GOLDMAN (video). Continue reading

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DESERT CRUSADER (1968-1969) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

thibaud on horsebackDESERT CRUSADER (1968-1969) – This French television series is also known as Thibaud, ou les Croisades, Thibaud, il Cavaliere Bianco, Thibaud, der Weisse Ritter and other variations of those titles. The color series ran two seasons of 13 episodes each, with those episodes lasting around 26 minutes apiece.

The setting for the storylines is the Holy Land and the trails leading pilgrims to and from that Middle East location during the fragile peace in between the First and Second Crusades. Our hero is played by Andre Lawrence and is named Thibaud (pronounced tee-bow, like Tim Tebow’s last name).

thibaud ou les croisadesThibaud and his sidekick Blanchot (Raymond Meunier) are part of the knightly efforts to safeguard people making a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. He often works alongside the Knights Templar but doesn’t seem to be an official member of their Order. 

Our hero Thibaud is a fascinating departure from the standard full-bore Crusader ready to go to war. He is the son of a French Baron and an Arab Christian woman, so he grew up exposed to elements of both East and West. Most of his and Blanchot’s efforts center around keeping the uneasy peace by gallantly outfighting roving gangs of violent, conniving people with hidden agendas, be they Christian OR Muslim.    Continue reading

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