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HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON BITTERLY FLAILS AT EVERYONE AND CALLS BERNIE SANDERS VOTERS “SEXIST”

Hillary Clinton tourWhite Supremacist Hillary Clinton, the pant-suited Richard Nixon on steroids, continued spouting the pompous Democrat attitude that groups they claim to “own” owe them slavish and unquestioning loyalty. Hillary said she will not offer “absolution” to women who did not vote for her.

Apparently, Delusional Hillary mistakenly thinks there are untold numbers of women who regret not voting for her. Yes, there are untold numbers of women who bitterly spout non-stop hatred for OTHER WOMEN who did not vote for Hillary, but there is NO indication that anyone wise enough to vote for the other candidates feels any sense of regret.

Hillary Clinton supportersIf anything, our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has – merely by winning – forced the Democrats (DemCorp) and Republicans (RepubCorp) to show their real faces.

But since Crooked Hillary is still gnashing her teeth in impotent outrage here’s another look at my fictional HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR. You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

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… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

 

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY! Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON: TEN DRINK MINIMUM

hillary-drink-in-handCalifornia President Hillary Clinton has become a caricature of herself! Her frantic “Blame Everybody Else For Me Losing” Tour continues! I attended Crooked Hillary’s performance last night. Her one-woman show is titled The Hatred That Seethes Within Me Will Animate My Crooked, Rotted Carcass Long Enough To Run Again in 2020.

Hillary confusedWow! And you thought The Effect of Gamma Rays On Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds was a mouthful! Anyway, Hillary was on her game, which of course means that she drank constantly, slurred her words, fell down a lot, had long coughing jags, then lied and lied and lied over and over again.

It’s rare for real life to feature a vile figure like Hillary getting her comeuppance so enjoy it! The whole world should be grateful that United States President Donald Trump kept both Hillary Clinton AND Jeb Bush out of the Oval Office!

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PRESIDENT TRUMP EVEN DEFEATED HILLARY CLINTON IN IRRELEVANT STATS

mapRED was TRUMP – BLUE was HILLARY. Last November saw Donald Trump become President of the United States while the blustering and bitter Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton had to settle for winning a meaningless statistical category that both she and Trump knew did not designate the election winner.

United States President Donald Trump won the Electoral College, which is WHAT COUNTS because America is a Democratic Republic. That means that while the popular vote IN EACH STATE determines which candidate won each of those states the nationwide popular vote total does not – AND HAS NEVER – outweighed said Electoral College vote total.

trump-and-hillary-map-behind-themCareer criminal Hillary Clinton continues to flail her arms, get that unfocused look in her eyes and – in between long coughing jags – snivel and whine about her humiliating loss. She blames everything for her defeat at President Trump’s hands EXCEPT her phony charity, her mishandling of classified information and the public exposure of the steady bribes being funneled to her through the Clinton Foundation.

Anyway, even if Hillary wants to dwell on meaningless statistical categories PRESIDENT TRUMP STILL DEFEATS HER! He won more STATES than she did and he won more COUNTIES than she did and won a LARGER  GEOGRAPHICAL SHARE of the country than she did. But all that would be just as meaningless as the popular vote that Crooked Hillary dwells on if he hadn’t won the Electoral College total.    Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON: POSTER CHILD FOR WHITE PRIVILEGE

Yes, when Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton isn’t grabbing Justice by the pussy she continues to trot out the same old excuses for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump. Since Crooked Hillary spouts nothing but the same old thing here’s a re-post of my late 2016 item about THE HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR FOR 2017.

Hey, when this 21st Century Marie Antoinette gets new material so will I!

hillary-clinton-excusesCareer criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.

You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

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… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!

UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS! Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON EXPLAINS IT ALL

hillary-clinton-laws-are-for-the-peasantsCareer criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton thankfully did not become United States President last year. That honor went to de facto Third Party candidate Donald Trump while Hillary had to settle for being President of California.

Hillary’s hate-filled Democrat partisans reacted the way you would EXPECT from members of the Party of Slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, Jim Crow, the Spoils System, Japanese Internment Camps and so many other atrocities that they try to blame the rest of the country for. In other words they have been beating President Trump’s supporters bloody in the streets to show how tolerant they are and otherwise demonstrating that DemoKKKrats are fascist thugs.

Recently Hillary Clinton, known for running a fake charity and for accepting bribes from many other countries while serving as Secretary of State, sat down with a non-existent reporter from Balladeer’s Blog.

hillary-clinton-bribeBalladeer’s Blog: Why do you and your mindless minions hate United States President Donald Trump so much?

Hillary Clinton: BECAUSE TRUMP FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE! We DemoKKKrats were THIS CLOSE to browbeating the peasants into abandoning all hope in the political process but now those damn scumbags once again think they have a right to self-determination!

BB: But how is it his fault that you were such a notorious criminal and so personally unappealing that you needed illicit help just to rob Bernie Sanders of the Democrat nomination last year, a scandal which cost several Democratic National Committee members their positions?

Hillary Clinton and Robert ByrdHC: Bernie came out of nowhere to rob me of my rightful due just like Barack Obama did in 2008! Dammit, I don’t know why these pieces of trash called voters don’t like me but I have HAD it with Democracy.

That’s why ever since Election Night we DemoKKKrats have been acting like the fascist thugs in Spain who launched the Spanish Civil War when THEY weren’t happy with election results. American peasants are too stupid to understand it’s for their own good if I get to run things.

BB: Were Obama, Susan Rice and others in his circle feeding you information from the illegal electronic surveillance of now-President Trump during the campaign? Is that why all of you have been throwing such fits since the election – because you figured you’d win and then you and Obama could bury all the evidence of your illegal actions?

Hillary Clinton hands togetherHC: Dammit nobody would be asking questions like this if I had just won the damn election! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

BB: Given the infamy of your uranium deal with the Russians in exchange for very convenient Russian money flowing through your fake charity called the Clinton Foundation why did you and Barack think people would believe that President Trump was the one with illicit Russian connections? Continue reading

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HILLARY CLINTON INSISTS THE FALCONS REALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL

trump-and-tom-bradyHillary’s irrational and hate-filled devotees are so messed up inside they actually made a huge deal out of the fact that Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady, Patriots Coach Bill Belichek and Patriots owner Robert Kraft have long been friends of President Donald Trump.

You couldn’t miss all the ridiculous stories leading up to the Super Bowl last week, with our increasingly deranged media even huffing indignantly over the fact that Brady, Belichek and Kraft – gasp – refused to denounce their friend.

trump-and-brady-2Since Left-Wing Archie Bunkers have no identity outside of their political opinions they just could not understand people who ignore public pressure to conform to Political Correctness.

They are STILL complaining about how the Superbowl results paralleled Election Night when Trump shocked them by defeating Hillary Clinton, who had to settle for becoming President of California instead of President of the United States.

With the way Hillary’s following of losers obsess over irrelevant statistics a common joke now is that Hillary fans insist the Falcons REALLY won the Superbowl because they got more yards per play than the Patriots did. Hilarious! Continue reading

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RATIONAL PEOPLE WEIGH IN ON TRUMP

george-soros-nazi-connectionWell, George Soros stated he would finance the largest phony “protest” crowds money can buy and that bloated rich pig obviously meant it. Supporters of California’s president Hillary Clinton have been such crazed and hysterical fools it helps you keep perspective by mentioning public figures who are rational about United States President Donald Trump: 

mlk-iii-at-trump-towerMARTIN LUTHER KING III – King met with Donald Trump on the holiday marking his father’s birthday. Like the other African American figures who have met with Trump, MLK III stated he believed the new President is sincere and would work with him.

This enraged Left-Wing Archie Bunkers, who thrive on promoting race-hatred. Fake News channel CNN tried to bait King into criticizing Trump but he skillfully parried their every attempt. It was beautiful to see!   

karl-malone-on-trumpKARL MALONE – In regard to the absurdly paniced and overwrought public displays that Trump haters are humiliating themselves with, Karl Malone recently said “And I tell everyone out there that wants to protest and do all that, other countries are laughing.”  Too true.

Malone added additional mature perspective by addressing the way people were bothered by some of Trump’s language and statements on the campaign trail, but he said that the sum of a man is more than the language he uses in a moment or the statement he makes on a given topic. He stressed that people have to have enough respect to take time and get to know the man.   Continue reading

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