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MORE MOCK TRUMP HEADLINES

hillary yellingDEMOCRATS DEMAND THE RESIGNATION OF ALL TRUMP ADMINISTRATION MEMBERS WHO HAVE EVER TASTED RUSSIAN DRESSING!  

CALIFORNIA PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON SAYS “I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET RUSSIA HAVE ALL THAT AMERICAN URANIUM IN EXCHANGE FOR BRIBES IF I HAD KNOWN PUTIN WAS SUCH A BIG MEANIE!”

RESISTANCE TO TRUMP UNVEILS THEIR STIRRING SLOGAN: “IF YOU DON’T TAKE US SERIOUSLY WE WILL TOTALLY FILE A COMPLAINT AGAINST YOU!”

JOHN MCCAIN INSISTS TRUMP IS HELPING PUTIN MAKE “BIG TROUBLE FOR MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!”

OBAMA CLAIMS HIS REPEATED GROVELING FOR PUTIN WAS PART OF A STING OPERATION  Continue reading

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BRACKET OF SHAME: BATTLE OF THE FACULTY LOUNGE FASCISTS

Bracket of shameCourtesy of the Alliance Defending Freedom comes this hilarious bracket depicting some of America’s WORST colleges and universities when it comes to Freedom of Expression.

The intolerant fools of the “academic world” (LMFAO) tend to be either Left-Wing Archie Bunkers from the 1960s Generation OR people who had the misfortune of being “educated” (LMFAO) by Left-Wing Archie Bunkers from the 1960s Generation. FOR MORE ON THAT, CLICK HERE   

Free Speech 2There was a time when Liberals actively supported freedom of expression because they understood it was THE primary freedom from which all other freedoms flowed. The early figures from my own country’s history protected speech with the FIRST Amendment to the Constitution because they knew all too well that ideas that are considered taboo and offensive today might be considered essential truths by future generations.

The forever-hypocritical 1960s generation of American Liberals were all about Free Speech when THEIR ideas were the ones offending people. Once they considered themselves to be comfortably in the cultural, educational and political driver’s seat by the early 1990s they decided they wanted their own already outdated worldview enshrined in stone and presented as THE one true set of values.

The totalitarian asses of the 1960s can’t bear the fact that younger people might have opinions that offend THEM as much as their opinions offended their parents’ generation.  Continue reading

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MORE CONSERVATIVES REJECTING THAT OUTDATED LABEL

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Here at Balladeer’s Blog I continue to have the time of my life watching this period of political realignment unfold. In the tradition of my blog posts from American Liberals commenting on their disillusionment here is another item from an American Conservative  – Greg Richards – expressing their own disgust and disillusionment.

Former Conservatives like this have been driven away by the callous, comfortable and uncaring Conservatives like George Will, William Kristol, and the repulsive Bush family’s beloved Karl “The Hutt” Rove.

Greg Richards expresses particular contempt for National Review‘s Kevin Williamson, who outdid even American Liberals at expressing hatred for the working class in 2016. Williamson famously stated that working class communities “deserve to die”- and that’s AN EXACT QUOTE! 

At any rate the link to Greg Richards’ excellent piece is below, but first some excerpts:  

“Something unexpected has happened with the rise of Donald Trump.  The conservative movement has collapsed.” (Note from Balladeer: We should be so lucky.) 

“It turns out that the conservative movement was and is uninterested in the welfare of the United States as a nation.” 

“(T)hat is the wellspring of the hatred – there is no other word for it – the hatred toward Trump from every corner, every leader of the conservative movement and the conservative commentariat.  Not just disagreement, but hatred.”

“Conservative writers have taken economic optimization as the end goal of society, with everything else – everything else – to be disregarded and discarded.  The American people, once they found a leader (Trump) who recognized the consequences of this idea, if not a student of the philosophy behind it, roared back against this dark, savage dystopia that has nothing to do with the American dream.” Continue reading

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MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP: MARCH 18th

Islamophobia posterIslam is the most misogynistic, homophobic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular time. And the way Islam insists on marrying religion to government AND insists that non-Muslims must live by Muslim rules makes it a fascist and totalitarian movement that needs to be opposed loudly and daily. Muslim Violence Awareness Year continues with this look at just a FEW of the most recent atrocities by Muslims.

March 17th: Paris, France – A Muslim fanatic knifed two innocent people to death. 

March 17th: Marib, Yemen – Muslim fascists used two rockets to kill THIRTY-FOUR innocent people.  Continue reading

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I HAVE RACHEL MADDOW’S TAX RETURNS AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

Rachel Maddow Chris HayesThe latest bit of Anti-Trump hysteria to backfire on his deranged critics came courtesy of Fake Reporter Rachel Maddow – whom I’ve always maintained is really Fake Reporter Chris Hayes. (Notice how you never see both Rachel and Chris at the same time?)

Maddow had another Trump-hater illegally rout Trump’s tax returns to her and then proved that she DOES NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO READ TAX RETURNS!  Rachel grandly announced she was going to expose Trump’s taxes, but, in one of the funniest acts of failed “reporting” since Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone’s Vault, Maddow wound up VINDICATING TRUMP BY PROVING THAT HE PAID ALMOST FORTY MILLION DOLLARS IN TAXES FOR JUST ONE YEAR!

Further proving that she did not understand how thoroughly she was clearing President Trump, Maddow blundered along until the nation and the internet were abuzz with the fact that Trump paid his taxes at A HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN FELLOW TYCOONS BARACK OBAMA, BERNIE SANDERS, MITT ROMNEY AND MOST ACTORS AND SINGERS DO!

Many Left-Wing Archie Bunker sites trashed Maddow today for accidentally providing Trump with so much positive PR! I guess Rachel’s attitude was “We’ve got President Trump now! HE PAID HIS TAXES! … D’OH!”  Continue reading

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FAKEBOOK: THERE’S A REASON IT’S CALLED THAT

Sharyl Attkisson

America’s sole remaining journalist.

Sharyl Attkisson, the 21st Century Ida Tarbell, recently interviewed Data Analyst Kenneth Brown regarding his recent study that revealed how over roughly 60% of Fakebook Facebook’s posts trying to defend Obamacare are FRAUDULENT.

Brown’s study found that 226,000 Facebook posts pretending Obamacare worked were generated by just 40,000 profiles and behind those profiles he further narrowed activity down to just ONE HUNDRED PAID POSTERS.

The link is below but first some excerpts about how such phony “grassroots” online posts are done …  

” …by digital activists pretending to be regular people.

“Digital activists are paid employees; their purpose is to attack anyone who’s posting something contrary to the view the page owner wants expressed,” he told Attkisson. 

Brown: “Sixty percent of all the posts were made from 100 profiles, posting between the hours of 9 and 5 Pacific Time.”

Sharyl: “Which means what?”

Brown: “They were paid to post.” Continue reading

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LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS: A BEHAVIORAL GUIDE

hippyBalladeer’s Blog presents a look at the bizarre behavior of the figures called Left-Wing Archie Bunkers, a sub-group of American Liberals. (You can call me a Populist or a Socialist or an Anarchist but please not a Liberal. American Liberals have ruined that word.)

For this first installment we’ll compare and contrast the way a reasonable person and a Left-Wing Archie Bunker would react to being told a fanatic has just slain over a dozen innocent people in cold blood.

Reasonable Person’s Reaction: What a horrible thing to do! I hope they catch the person who did it!

Left-Wing Archie Bunker’s Reaction: What religion was the shooter? If they were a Muslim their religion had nothing to do with it, but if they were a Christian then it proves that Christians are dangerous to us all.

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You see, while the Reasonable Person is able to express their reaction right away the Left-Wing Archie Bunker has to make sure the killer wasn’t a Muslim. If the shooter WAS a Muslim then that changes the way the Left-Wing Archie Bunker feels permitted to react.

As I’ve mentioned before, American Liberals have reduced themselves to barely human political robots. Rather than have spontaneous human reactions they are programmed to filter everything through the prism of their many, MANY political prejudices.  

I could swear that a Muslim fanatic could gun down a Left-Wing Archie Bunker’s own children right in front of them while screaming “Die, scum, die!” and the American Liberal’s response would be something like this:

Left-Wing Archie Bunker: Damn American foreign policy for making this otherwise peace-loving Muslim gentleman murder my children act out in legitimate resistance to American imperialism and/or Islamophobia!   

Yes, Left-Wing Archie Bunkers – especially the ones from the prolonged adolescence of the “academic world” (LMFAO) – are relics of a time when the Western World was long past due for some collective introspection and reevaluation.

FIVE DECADES have passed since then, however, and we are now in a period when the Muslim World is long past due for some collective introspection and reevaluation. Their generation refuses to EVER consider the possibility that people outside of the Western World could be in the wrong on any given issue. Continue reading

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