. … … “Hey, big SPEN-DERRRRRR!” … … .
You have got to love the HILARIOUS news about the way bribes funneled to career criminal Hillary Clinton via her fake charity are drying up completely now that she was defeated in her attempt to steal the presidency.
What better time to ponder possible titles for the inevitable exercise in hagiography that Hillary’s clueless and uninformed Hollywood worshippers will no doubt concoct?
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
NO WAY’S HONEST: THE LIFE OF HILLARY CLINTON
HAVE PANTSUIT, WILL PANDER
HILLARY CLINTON: THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA (… WELL, AT LEAST THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTERS)
WEALTHY WHITE WOMAN: HILLARY CLINTON’S STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME OPPRESSION
Filed under humor, opinion
To paraphrase master satirist Stan Freberg’s ad line for Hogan’s Heroes let me just say “If you liked World War Two you’ll LOVE Heil Honey, I’m Home! The premise of this study in cosmic-level bad taste makes it sound like a comedy sketch lampooning the staggering callousness of television executives. Or maybe like a Springtime For Hitler– style moment from a satire on television’s desperation for getting ratings through calculated outrageousness.
Unfortunately this program was an honest-to-God attempt at launching a sitcom in the U.K. in 1990. Eight episodes were filmed but after the pilot aired for this failed attempt at dark comedy the ensuing outcry ensured the show’s immediate cancellation.
This one-shot wonder was a self-styled “Hitcom”, the producer’s technical term for “Hitler comedy” as opposed to “Sitcom” for Situation Comedy. Are you laughing yet? Heil Honey, I’m Home! depicted Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as a typical apartment-dwelling couple in 1938 Berlin putting up with the standard sitcom trope of annoying neighbors … in the form of Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein. Are you Continue reading
Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.
You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:
THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!
THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!
MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!
HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.
… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary
ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!
BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!
OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”
AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!
UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS! Continue reading
Hillary Clinton: President of California
Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how much I despise both the Democrats AND the Republicans. If you doubt me check out some of my takes on U.S. Presidents HERE
Here’s an appropriate footnote to the 2016 election. Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and her totalitarian supporters took the unprecedented step of trying to threaten and intimidate the members of the Electoral College into ignoring the REAL election results and overturn the outcome by not casting their State’s votes for Donald Trump.
Once again a boulder that Hillary was trying to drop on Trump wound up squishing HER instead! First she lost the REAL election, then LOST VOTES in the recounts she demanded by way of her sock puppet Jill Stein. Then, after the one percenter actors and singers who support Hillary went all out to deny Trump all of his fairly won Electoral Votes it turned out that MORE ELECTORS DEFECTED FROM HILLARY THAN FROM TRUMP!!
HILARIOUS! An Elector from Hawaii changed his vote from Hillary, making a total of FIVE faithless Electors for that career criminal! Rubbing salt in the wound is the fact that this meant HILLARY LOST THE MOST ELECTORS IN ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR YEARS! And in 1912 it was a VICE PRESIDENTIAL candidate who lost them, not the Presidential candidate!
And – funniest of all – he only lost them because he had DIED between the election and the meeting of the Electoral College!
So, Hillary’s candidacy was as “historic” as she and her fascist mob wanted, but in all the WRONG ways! In this cold, violent and cruelly unfair world it is rare to see a public villain get the comeuppance they deserve but happily for us all the loathsome Hillary has been defeated over and over again this year! Continue reading
As 2016 rapidly comes to a close I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention one of the most moving stories of the year: Kellyanne Conway becoming the first woman to successfully run a Presidential campaign in America. Conway’s work resulted in the election of Donald Trump, so congratulations to Ms Conway for shattering the glass ceiling!
I wish it had been for a Third Party candidate but many people are pushing the notion that Donald “Agent Orange” Trump IS a de facto Third Party candidate given the way his campaign had to fight the one percenters and bloated rich pigs among both the Democrats and the Republicans. The working class vote made the difference.
No matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on it is heart-warming to see such a positive story emerge from such a tense year in politics. Continue reading
I apologize for STILL writing about this election but as we’ve all learned if you let America’s Left-Wing Archie Bunkers get away with even ONE lie they will still be reciting it YEARS and even DECADES later as if it was a fact. (And remember I despise both DemCorp AND RepubCorp)
SUPPOSED OFFICIAL FINAL TALLY: Donald “Agent Orange” Trump – Popular Votes: 62.9 million … Electoral Votes: 306 Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton – Popular Votes: 62.7 million … Electoral Votes: 232. Continue reading
CREDIT GOES TO BEN GARRISON AT GRRRGRAPHICS.COM