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NSFW: Coarse/vulgar language, political incorrectness, and innuendo
My newsfeeds keep me amused.
Key:
Paraphrasing what I read recently
…and I thought
…and then, because I’m nothing if not a liberal dewd, I thought some more.
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Why the US rejected Poland’s plan to send jet aircraft to Ukraine
…probably because the Usoffa is mostly governed by idiots
.…or woosies.1
Wuhan19 has worsened the reading crisis in [Usoffa] schools
…now explain why people who were adults before Wuhan19’s onset can’t read either
.…reading and teaching take too much time away from fantasy sports, video games, reality TV, and the most recent episode of “Three Large Ladies from Mississippi.” [Chortle!] Howya expect illiterate parents to home school their kids in matters Readin, Ritin, and Rithmatik?
One of the Kardashians did [again] something inane/cute/stupid/obnoxious
…and who gives a rat’s ass?
…shouldn’t certified loonies be locked away to protect…