It’s President’s Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some pros and cons of the more recent presidents.
34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)
Nickname: Uncle Milty
Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime.
Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.
35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!”
Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally.
Con: I can’t find out what happened to this guy. Anybody hear anything?
36. LYNDON JOHNSON – Motto: “Hey, hey, LBJ, how many lies did you tell today?”
Nickname: Lucky Lindy/ The Eagle of the USA (interchangeable)
Pro: His handling of domestic issues has been sadly underappreciated.
Con: Once claimed that “Vietnam is like the Alamo” even though Vietnam was crawling with more people from Texas than the Alamo ever was. (Thank you! I’m here all week!)
37. RICHARD NIXON – Motto: “You b******s stop that f*****g s**t about my c***-sucking administration and those m***********g b*****t lies about those c***s at the f*****g Watergate Building!”
Nickname: The Unindicted Co-Conspirator In Chief
Pro: Helped prolong comedian Rich Little’s career by a full decade at least.
Con: Was so emotionally unstable and insecure that he might have become a crazed loner/ serial killer type if he hadn’t gone into politics.
38. GERALD FORD – Motto: “Huh?”
Nickname: The Black Moses of Soul
Pro: Provided much- needed comic relief to the country following the Nixon scandals.
Con: Lost to the ridiculous Jimmy Carter … JIMMY CARTER!
39. JIMMY CARTER – Motto: “What Grant and Harding were to corruption Jimmy Carter was to incompetence.”
Nickname: The Global Village Idiot or The Once and Future National Embarrassment, take your pick. Sure, it’s kind of unwieldy but it captures Jimmy perfectly!
Pro: His every action went so hilariously wrong his term played like one long “Don’t let this happen to you” lesson for future presidents.
Con: Never met a dictator whose butt he didn’t immediately kiss, while implying other countries could learn a lot from said dictators.
40. RONALD REAGAN – Motto: “A clueless figurehead who incessantly spouted mindless right- wing dogma.”
Nickname: The Boil On History’s Buttocks
Pro: Once starred in films with Errol Flynn.
Con: Was the very embodiment of the “Greed is good” 1980’s.
41. GEORGE H.W. BUSH – Motto: ” If not for Ronald Reagan I’d never have been elected!”
Pro: Unlike his predecessor, he actually knew what decade it was.
Con: His every word and deed was more annoying than fingernails on a chalkboard.
42. BILL CLINTON – Motto: “Don’t resign like that pussy Nixon did! Make ’em DRAG you out if they can!”
Nickname: Old Trailer Park Trash
Pro: Actually displayed some fundamental administrative competence.
Con: Used the institution of the presidency as a get-rich- quick scheme.
43. GEORGE W. BUSH – Motto: ” Criticism of my speaking abilities is like ducks off my back … or water we’ve all passed under the bridge, or something.”
Nickname: The Sage of Walden Pond
Pro: When I think of one I’ll get back to you.
Con: Completely squandered the general good will that many nations were willing to extend to the United States after the 9-11 attacks.
44. BARACK OBAMA – Motto: “A clueless figurehead who incessantly spouts mindless left- wing dogma!”
Nickname: A tie between “The Condescender-In- Chief” and “The Tabula Rasa On Which The Sixties Generation Writes Their Presidential Fantasies”
Pro: He and his hopelessly embittered wife have made as many stupid remarks as George W Bush ever did and they’re all immortalized on Youtube!
Con: Simple- mindedly insists on viewing the 21st century strictly in terms of the issues and conflicts of the 1960’s because he has no ideas of his own.
Well, there you go! Now liberal zombies can accuse me of being a conservative and conservative zombies can accuse me of being a liberal! What a strange thing the American political scene has become thanks to uncompromising partisan zealots. Anyway, enjoy this holiday dedicated to a long line of people who abused the public trust while feathering their own nests and lecturing their constituents about living up to a moral and ethical code they themselves constantly violated.
FOR PART ONE – WASHINGTON TO CLEVELAND, ROUND ONE, CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2012/02/19/balladeers-blogs-presidential-pros-and-cons/
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27 responses to “U.S. PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO OBAMA”
I’ve never seen anybody go after both sides like this! I luv it!
Thank you very much!
Obama sucks and eats it raw.
Tough to argue with that.
You made jokes about both sides equally!
Thank you for noticing!
Wonderful blog! Its reare to see people critisizing both sides.
Thank you! I try!
Obama is the dumbest one of all.
Yes he is!
Obama was the worst one of them all. He was even worse than George W Bushitler.
I agree. Obama was the worst president ever.
Obama was the worst and most crooked president ever.
That is the truth.
George W Bush was worthless.
Yes he was.
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Trump is a Nazi.
You’re not even close, fool.
Barack Obama was so sleazy he was like a comic book villain.
Obama was terrible but I don’t know if he was worse than W Bush.
I see. Different opinions and all that. Thanks for commenting!
It’s funny how low Obama has dropped in people’s eyes except for left-wing Archie Bunkers as you call them.
I agree. Those people have no contact with reality.
Nice post. The one about Kennedy was so funny!
Thank you very much!