ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: BEYOND THE ETHER (1898)

MARSBEYOND THE ETHER (1898) – Written by W. Cairns Johnston. This little honey is so jam-packed with enjoyable weirdness that it’s sort of like “If Ed Wood wrote Steampunk.”

Two friends from Harvard reunite on a camping and mountain-climbing trip. In Maine they discover a mysterious new gas which erupts from the ground. The pair study the gas and decide to use its lighter than air properties to visit other planets in our solar system.

In a cosmic-level coincidence our heroes later stumble upon a previously unknown plant here on Earth. The plant can be used to induce suspended animation for space travel and to heal grievous injuries. The incredibly lucky explorers leave the Earth on board their balloon propelled by their new gas.

At 30,000 feet they use their newly discovered plant to put themselves into suspended animation for their trip to Mars. More than three years later they wake up as they enter the atmosphere of the Red Planet. Clumsily, our space pioneers fall out of their balloon’s basket and land in the nest of a gigantic Martian eagle. Continue reading

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FEBRUARY FOURTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog provides a midweek current events roundup from an America where people who liked de facto Third Party President Donald Trump yesterday still like him today and people who hated him yesterday still hate him today. 

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER BILLIE EILISH CALLED OUT BY TONGVA TRIBE OVER HOW HER THREE MILLION DOLLAR MANSION STANDS ON LAND STOLEN FROM THEM. More HERE. Every shallow, imbecilic celebrity grandstander needs to open their estates on “stolen land” for Native Americans and for immigrants.

        Holding garbage like Eilish, Bruce Springsteen, Peter Dinklage and Trevor Noah to their own finger-wagging standards, their property lines are just “imaginary lines on the ground” like they consider national borders to be. DEMAND TO KNOW WHY BLOATED CELEBRITY RICH PIGS WHO DEFEND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION DON’T FORFEIT THEIR ESTATES TO NATIVE AMERICANS AND/OR IMMIGRANTS.

AMERICAN SOCIETY OF PLASTIC SURGEONS DEFIES DEMOCRATS BY COMING OUT AGAINST TRANS SURGERY FOR MINORS. They recommend a person be at least 19 before undergoing such life-altering surgery.

MAJOR BUILDERS ANNOUNCE “TRUMP HOMES” TO MAKE BUYING HOMES MORE AFFORDABLE FOR FIRST-TIME BUYERS. Donald Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

VENEZUELA MARKING FIRST MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF DICTATOR MADURO’S DOWNFALL.

MORE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS FURTHER REVEAL HIS HATRED OF DONALD TRUMP. There seems to be a pattern to the kind of people who hate Trump. People like Hillary and Bill Clinton and others.

DEMOCRAT GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ACCEPTS TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION FROM EPSTEIN-LINKED REID HOFFMAN. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE CHAMPIONS (1968-1969)

THE CHAMPIONS (1968-1969) – This British series from ITC featured three secret agents whose plane crash-landed near Shangri-La, the secret civilization in the Himalayas. They were granted enhanced physical strength and superior senses as well as ESP. They used their new abilities in their role as secret agents for an international organization called Nemesis.

Stuart Damon, later to star on General Hospital for 30 years, played pilot Craig Stirling, with Alexandra Bastedo as physician and scientist Sharron Macready and William Gaunt as code-breaker Richard Barrett. Naturally, their enhanced abilities now made them much more useful to the Geneva-based Nemesis.

Anthony Nicholls co-starred as our trio’s boss W.L. Tremayne, who did not know how his prize agents gained their paranormal abilities.

The Champions ran for 30 hour-long installments. 

THE EPISODES:

THE BEGINNING – Pilot Craig Stirling is flying himself and his colleagues Dr. Sharron Macready and William Gaunt out of Communist China after completing their latest mission. The Chinese Air Force damages their plane to such a degree that they crash-land in the Himalayas and learn Shangri-La really exists. The three are granted paranormal abilities and return to the world at large. Burt Kwouk guest stars. 

THE INVISIBLE MAN – Peter Wyngarde, better known as Jason King from Department S and his own eponymous series, plays the villainous Dr. Hallam. He has invented ear-buds which let him control the minds of people in whose ears he places them. He and his thralls try robbing a fortune in gold from British banks. Maggie Wright guest stars and David “Darth Vader’s body” Prowse also appears.  Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: FEBRUARY SECOND

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES RESULT IN LOWEST NATIONWIDE RENT PRICES IN FOUR YEARS. Another positive aspect of Trump for the working class and the poor but not the useless bloated rich pig millionaires who sing, act, or play meaningless “sports”, which is why garbage like those people always bash Trump. He doesn’t tend only to their boutique issues. 

        I will say again that before any of those shallow celebrities shoot their mouths off they should start with an announcement for which charity they have just increased their donations to AND acknowledge that their various homes stand on “stolen land.” 

IF BILLIE EILISH THINKS “NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND” THEN THAT MEANS EVERYONE WHO PLEASES CAN TRESPASS ON HER PROPERTIES. Property lines are just imaginary lines on the ground, like national borders, right? AND ALL CELEBRITY ESTATES ARE WIDE OPEN FOR IMMIGRATION SINCE THEY LIKE TO PRETEND THE U.S. IS “STOLEN LAND.” 

MELANIA MOVIE CRUSHES THE BOX OFFICE TAKE FOR FILMS ABOUT THE CORRUPT OBAMAS. And she still speaks more languages than both Barack and Michelle combined.

MELANIA MOVIE ALREADY OUTDID FIVE OSCAR NOMINATED FILMS AT THE BOX OFFICE. Give the people what they want, and they’ll go to the theater.

TRUMP EFFECT: U.S. MANUFACTURING SHIFTS INTO EVEN HIGHER GEAR SO FAR IN 2026.

THE LATEST ON BILL GATES’ TIES TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN.    Continue reading

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES JOYCE (2026)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAMES JOYCE! His works got me hooked in my teens when I really related to his character Stephen Dedalus as he rejected his religion and indulged what I call his “young and pretentious side” in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (1916). I wore out my copy of Joyce’s novel Ulysses (1922) and continue to mark Bloom’s Day to this very day.

Over the years Finnegans Wake (1939) replaced Ulysses as my favorite Joyce novel and I’m fonder than many people are of his play Exiles (1918). Continue reading

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IRON FIST: DHASHA KHAN AND THE N’GARAI

This weekend’s belated superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at this Iron Fist adventure serialized in Deadly Hands of Kung Fu. It was penned by Chris Claremont and though it features his X-Men foes the Demons of the N’Garai and a woman called the Firebird whose schtick resembles his later retcons to the Phoenix Force, the story ultimately sucks and is an incoherent mess.

It has the same charm to its awfulness as a bad movie does, so it’s enjoyable on that level. 

DEADLY HANDS OF KUNG FU Vol 1 #19 (Dec 1975)

Title: Shall I Love the Bird of Fire?

Villain: Dhasha Khan

Synopsis: Danny Rand (Iron Fist) is out at night in New York City. He sits contemplating the fact that this was his 20th birthday but he concealed that information from Colleen Wing and her father Lee. He reflects on his life up to this point and how he still doesn’t feel at home outside of K’un-Lun.

Suddenly he hears a woman screaming. He investigates and sees that a long line of attackers are preparing to gang-rape a beautiful young woman they’ve already stripped naked. Our hero takes on the would-be gang-bangers and knocks out all of them. 

He then tries to comfort the woman but she panics at the sight of the dragon on his chest and mistakenly believes him to be an agent of a figure called Dhasha Khan, ruler of Feng-Tu, the afterlife for people who die in K’un-Lun – the mystic city where Iron Fist was trained – and its vicinity.

Iron Fist calms her down and gets her to the home of Colleen and Professor Wing, where the woman – called Jade the Firebird – starts to tell her story. (After Colleen and her father stop their recurring argument about him wanting her to stop the dangerous work she does alongside Misty Knight.) She only gets as far as stating that she was sent to find the wielder of the Iron Fist because he is needed.

Before she can continue, two Messengers Who Seize Souls (Kou-Hun-Shih-Cheh) enter the Wings’ home. They are called Ma-Mien the White Ox and Niu T’ou the Black, and they say Dhasha Khan has sent them to take Jade back to Feng-Tu where her soul will be fed to the Soul Slayer.

Iron Fist attacks the pair, joined by Colleen, who is swiftly defeated. Our hero continues fighting the Messengers and when he uses the power of the Iron Fist to finish them off, that somehow causes him and Jade to be transported from Earth to Feng-Tu. They are in the throne room of Dhasha Khan (right), who affirms that he is the ruler of this afterlife and states that he plans to strip Jade of her soul and have it damned forever.

Iron Fist declares his intention to defend her and serve as her champion against the Soul Slayer. Dhasha Khan uses his mystical powers to blind Iron Fist, then sics his throne room guardsmen on him. Continue reading

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BABY, I’M BACK!

Like Demond Wilson in Baby, I’m Back, Balladeer’s Blog is BACK!

All kinds of real life issues prevented me from posting yesterday but I am back and will put up a real post later today.

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SCHALCKEN THE PAINTER (1979)

SCHALCKEN THE PAINTER (1979) – The British Film Institute has released a terrific video edition of this 69-minute Gothic Horror telefilm which originally aired on December 23rd, 1979 as part of the Omnibus program.

Leslie Megahey directed this adaptation of the Sheridan Le Fanu story. Schalcken the Painter is a genuine masterpiece of visual storytelling. Nearly every scene is lit and filmed like a 1600s painting by artists like Godfried Schalcken, Rembrandt, Vermeer and others.

I always compare the cinematography in this production to one of my favorite Stanley Kubrick films – Barry Lyndon. If you enjoyed the candlelit atmosphere of that movie then Schalcken the Painter will blow you away.

This film redefines slow burn horror, so it’s certainly not for all tastes. Art House Horror would describe it nicely. The emphasis is on mood and feelings of dread rather than graphic horror.

Jeremy Clyde of Chad & Jeremy fame stars as the Dutch artist Schalcken with Maurice Denham as his already famous teacher Garrett Dou and Cheryl Kennedy as Rose, Dou’s niece and Schalcken’s desire.

Rose reciprocates Godfried’s affections, but they dare not discuss anything with her uncle until Schalcken establishes himself and has enough money to support her. One night, a sinister, wealthy Dutchman named Vanderhausen of Rotterdam arrives to claim Rose for himself. Continue reading

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JANUARY THIRTIETH NEWS ROUNDUP

It’s Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog with another current events roundup. For the increasingly tiresome and repetitious news regarding Democrat mobs in Minnesota defending illegal immigrant rapists and murderers while celebrating Darwin Award winners like Renee Good and gun-wielding Alex Pretti look below the “Continue reading” line.

POLICE OFFICERS IN INDIANA RISK THEIR LIVES TO RESCUE CHILDREN FROM CAR SUBMERGED IN FREEZING WATERS AFTER ACCIDENT. Believe me, there will NEVER be news stories about anti-police “activists” (LMAO) risking their lives like this to save the lives of others. NEVER.  

TRUMP ACCOUNTS: THE DONALD’S LATEST FDR-STYLE INSPIRATION IS BEING EMBRACED BY MORE AND MORE PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES WHO OFFER TO MATCH EMPLOYEE CONTRIBUTIONS INTO THOSE TRUMP ACCOUNTS. More HERE. Have I mentioned lately that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime?  More HERE.

Everything Democrats hate.

ERIKA KIRK, WIDOW OF FREE SPEECH MARTYR CHARLIE KIRK, ANNOUNCES TURNING POINT USA JOINING IN THE TRUMP ACCOUNTS, TOO.

BANK OF AMERICA JOINS IN THE TRUMP ACCOUNTSSTEAK ‘N’ SHAKE JOINS, TOO.  

TRUMP’S POLICIES FLATTENING AUTO INSURANCE RATES. Privileged white one percenter singers and actors are such bloated rich pigs they don’t care about these things which make a YUGE difference in the lives of the working class and the poor.

OVERWHELMING SUPPORT FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP’S PROVISIONS FOR SENIOR CITIZENS. Trump’s got a dose of Hubert Humphrey in him, too.

TRUMP EFFECT: THE U.S. BEATS JAPAN AT STEEL PRODUCTION FOR FIRST TIME IN TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS.

TRUMP POLICIES ARE SHARING MONEY AND INFLUENCE WITH THE WORKING CLASS AND THE POOR. Democrats just pretend to care about the poor. Trump DOES things to help them.

DR. OZ EXPOSES EVEN MORE OF THE CALIFORNIA HEALTHCARE FRAUD. I guess we know which state Democrat vermin will be rioting in next in order to distract from The Party’s scandals.

MORE POLLS SHOWING MASSIVE SUPPORT FOR TRUMP AND ICE. Freak shows like Minnesota do not represent the entire country. They’re Democrat-run cesspools of corruption and violence. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A JOURNEY IN THE TWENTY-NINTH CENTURY (1824)

A JOURNEY IN THE TWENTY-NINTH CENTURY (1824) – Written by Faddei Bulgarin, who had served in the Polish Legion of Napoleon’s Grand Army in his youth before going on to work for the Czars of Russia. In this fascinating tale an unnamed narrator gets swept overboard in the Gulf of Finland in 1824. The cold water and another element somehow put him in suspended animation and when he comes to he is all the way over in Siberia, where his body was recovered in the waters of Cape Shelagski centuries after he was lost at sea.

The year in which the narrator finds himself is 2824 A.D. and Siberia is by then a warm and comfortable place due to environmental engineering and climatic changes. Homes are all like virtual palaces and the citizens drive around in large wheeled chairs which are powered by steam and travel along rail lines like trains do. The walkways for pedestrians are all covered in order to protect them from precipitation.

Scattered police officers in feathered hats walk the streets, all of them wielding futuristic staffs which combine the firepower of 12 pistols and a large musket. The staffs are made of lightweight materials which make them easy to carry and aim.  Continue reading

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