INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS (1973) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS (1973) – Category: More weird than bad, but with a classic premise and execution  

This little honey (sorry) is the perfect example of why I prefer bad movies from the 1980s and earlier: because back then they played them straight and weren’t constantly making self-aware jokes to the audience. If this movie had been made more recently it would have been INTENTIONALLY cheesy and goofy, like the Killer Condom flicks or the Gingerdead Man movies.

Invasion of the Bee Girls plays like a sexploitation version of The X-Files long before that show was on the air. The hero of the movie is a State Department investigator played by cult figure William Smith, known from the tv series Laredo and from countless exploitation flicks like Black Samson to the “Hell’s Angels Fighting the Vietnam War” biker movie The Losers. The film’s screenwriter was THE Nicholas Meyer of Star Trek II and The Seven Percent Solution fame. Herb “The Worm Eaters” Robbins also shows up onscreen.

William Smith’s character, Neil Agar, is sent to California to investigate why a scientist involved in top secret government research dropped dead under suspicious circumstances – he died of apparent sexual exhaustion and people nearby swear they heard a sound like bees buzzing at Continue reading

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APRIL TWENTIETH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog has another current events roundup from an America where ignorant, uninformed, and emotionally unstable anti-Trump zealots are so clueless that they actually believe Democrat ads claiming that redistricting (which began after the 1790 census) – later renamed Gerrymandering after Elbridge Gerry in 1812 – “Began with Trump.”

     Facts mean absolutely nothing to people whose minds are addled by Trump Derangement Syndrome.

COURT AGAIN RULES THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM PROJECT CAN CONTINUE. Remember, the fact that Trump pauses when lower courts rule against him, waiting to hear from a higher court IS ALWAYS PROOF THAT HE IS NOT “A DICTATOR” OR A “KING” LIKE HIS UNHINGED CRITICS PRETEND. 

DEMOCRAT PARTY

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN ADAM SMITH CALLS OUT THAT INCREASINGLY DERANGED PARTY FOR “MOVING AWAY FROM FUNDAMENTAL SUPPORT FOR THE UNITED STATES.” No kidding. Democrats are basically telling Iran’s current regime that if they keep fighting the U.S. through the midterm elections in November that they might take Congress and destroy Trump for them. 

BRITISH AMBASSADOR TO THE U.S. – CHRISTIAN TURNER – PRAISES TRUMP FOR GETTING EUROPEAN MEMBERS OF NATO TO PAY MORE THAN THEY HAVE BEEN.

HANNAH ANDERSON CALLS OUT DEMOCRATS FOR ATTACKING PRESIDENT TRUMP OVER ENDING ILLEGAL ACCESS TO TAXPAYER FUNDS BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. This after years of Democrats lying that illegal immigrants don’t get government benefits. 

AND YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KILLING A MAN AND LEAVING HIS WIFE IN CRITICAL CONDITION. “If it saves even one life” isn’t it worth it to enforce our immigration laws?

TRUMP’S POLICIES IN WASHINGTON DC REDUCE ITS HOMICIDE RATE BY FIFTY-TWO PERCENT.

WASHINGTON DC’s POLICE UNION CHAIRMAN ARRESTED FOR CHILD SEX CRIMES. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?. Continue reading

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THE ORPHIC ARGONAUTICA: PART FIVE

Balladeer’s Blog continues examining this Orphic variation of the Quest for the Golden Fleece. PART ONE HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE. PART FOUR HERE

Having obtained the Golden Fleece, Jason, Orpheus and the rest of the Argonauts fled Colchis immediately on board the Argo. King Aeetes’ daughter Medea fled with them because she fell in love with Jason and defied her father to enable the theft of the Golden Fleece.   

Medea took her brother Absyrtus along and as their father Aeetes’ and his crew were about to overtake the Argo at sea, the dark sorceress Medea murdered Absyrtus, chopped his body into several pieces and scattered those pieces on the waves.

King Aeetes had to break off pursuit so he and his crew could fish up the various fragments of his son’s corpse for proper funeral rites.

NOTE: Though some versions of this epic have the people called the Minyae transform the floating remains into the two Absyrtides Islands, this Orphic variation presents the dismemberment and gathering of body parts as an allegory for the saga of Zagreus tinged with Osiris parallels.

     In Orphism, Zagreus is the supreme deity and combines aspects of Dionysus and Zeus. I will explore the concept in more depth as I delve more thoroughly into Orphism in the future. Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: SOME OF 2020’s ANTI-TRUMP LIES AND HYSTERIA

The bizarre anti-Donald Trump hysteria continues to be as absurd as the 1980s “Satanic Panic” was. As does anti-Trump psychopaths’ willingness to root for the Iranian regime despite it being at least as bad as deranged war criminal Vlad Putin is.

From January 14th, 202o – EVEN HUFFINGTON POST’S AND NEW YORK MAGAZINE’S YASHAR ALI POINTS OUT “DEMOCRATS ARE SIDING WITH IRAN’S MULLAHS AGAINST FREEDOM-FIGHTING IRANIANS OUT OF SPITE”. Just like they’re doing here in 2026.

From January 9th, 2020 – MAAJID NAWAZ BLASTS DEMOCRATS AND OTHERS FOR SIDING WITH QASSEM SOLEIMANI AND IGNORING HIS ATROCITIES.    From January 6th, 2020 – AMERICA’S DEMOCRATS MOURN QASSEM SOLEIMANI. If a Democrat president had killed him and not Trump, Democrats would be praising the strike on him.

From February 3rd, 2020 – UKRAINIAN PROSECUTOR AGAIN SPEAKS OUT ON HOW THEN-VICE-PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN GOT HIM FIRED FOR INVESTIGATING HIS SON HUNTER BIDEN’S INFLUENCE-PEDDLING SCHEME IN UKRAINE. If you recall, Trump’s investigating Biden Crime Family corruption in Ukraine was why panicked Democrats tried impeaching Trump during his first term. 

From March 23rd, 2020 – DEMOCRATS BLOCK CORONAVIRUS RELIEF PACKAGE TO SPITE TRUMP WHILE IGNORING SUFFERERS. Yes, Democrats even hindered anti-Covid efforts just because Trump was in the White House. Continue reading

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AIHEC CHAMPIONSHIP AND NJCAA1 SEMIFINALS

AMERICAN INDIAN HIGHER EDUCATION CONSORTIUM

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The defending champs – the NORTHWEST INDIAN COLLEGE EAGLES – squared off against the STONE CHILD COLLEGE BEAR PAWS. NWIC may be establishing a dynasty. The Eagles dominated thoroughly on both sides of the ball from start to finish and when the dust finally settled, they had defeated the Bear Paws 90-64.

NJCAA DIVISION ONE

FIRST SEMIFINAL – The COLLEGE OF SOUTHERN IDAHO GOLDEN EAGLES played the GULF COAST STATE COMMODORES in this game. The Golden Eagles clung to a 38-36 edge come Halftime. After the break, CSI outscored the Commodores 44-34 to win out 82-70. Jalen Lyn led Southern Idaho with 24 points. Continue reading

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CHALLENGERS OF THE UNKNOWN: EARLY ADVENTURES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at DC’s team of adventurers called the Challengers of the Unknown.

SHOWCASE Vol 1 #6 (Feb 1957)

Title: The Secret of the Sorcerer’s Box

Villains: Morelian and creatures from Pandora’s Box

Synopsis: In this origin story, wrestling champion Rocky Davis, scuba diving marine biologist Professor Walter Haley, war veteran jet pilot Ace Morgan and circus daredevil Red Ryan miraculously survive a plane crash. Deciding that the odds of them surviving were so low they consider themselves living on borrowed time. They devote themselves to challenging the unknown.

After attracting publicity over some minor escapades, the Challengers of the Unknown are hired by millionaire Mr. Morelian to open Pandora’s Box and survive. Our heroes take the box to a remote desert island and open the relic.

The Challengers defeat the menaces unleashed by Pandora’s Box – a giant lizard, a miniature sun, a giant stone warrior and more. With the dangers eliminated, Morelian steals the ring he wanted from the box and flees, only to die when his escape craft crashes. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: APRIL SEVENTEENTH

Here’s another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR GALLEGO IN DANGER OF GOING DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE HIS CLOSE FRIEND SWALWELL – AND FOR THE SAME REASONS. Plus more HERE including campaign finance violations.

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER DEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI CALLED OUT BY KEVIN MCCARTHY FOR COVERING UP FOR ERIC SWALWELL ALL THE WAY BACK TO HIS SEXUAL SUBMISSION TO A SPY FOR CHINA.

DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” STATE VIRGINIA: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WITH TWENTY-FIVE PRIOR ARRESTS PICKED UP ON ATTEMPTED RAPE CHARGES.

ICE ARRESTS THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” MINNESOTA IN ONE DAY OVER SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS FIVE AND SEVEN. Never any “sanctuary” for victims under Democrats, only for perpetrators.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAILS THE SUCCESS OF HIS POLICIES THAT HAVE GIVEN INCREDIBLE TAX RELIEF TO WORKING CLASS AMERICANS. More HERE. Reminds people that Democrats opposed those policies HERE.

BESSENT PRAISES TRUMP’S TAX BREAKS FOR THE WORKING CLASS AS A “HOME RUN.”

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR TOM STEYER CALLS FOR OPEN BORDERS AND THE ARREST OF ICE AGENTS. It’s still “illegal immigrants uber alles” for Democrats.

OVER FOUR HUNDRED MORE SUSPENDED IN PROBE OF DEMOCRAT HOSPICE FRAUD IN CALIFORNIA.

AND YET ANOTHER “TEACHER” CHARGED IN SEX AND GROOMING SCANDAL WITH STUDENT. Hey, Democrats! Leave those kids alone! Continue reading

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AMERICA 250: 1826 MONTH BY MONTH

America’s 250th birthday is coming up in July, so over the next few months Balladeer’s Blog will take a look at the anniversary years 1826, 1876, 1926 and 1976.

1826

U.S. President: John Quincy Adams    Vice President: John C. Calhoun    Speaker of the House: John W. Taylor    Chief Justice: John Marshall   

Number of Senators: 48    Number of House Representatives: 213    Number of Supreme Court Justices: 6

JANUARY

1st – Louis Moreau Gottschalk, famous American composer and pianist, is born.

5th – Maryland makes it law for the state to finance primary education for all, and also grants Jews the right to vote.

18th – In New Orleans, LA the Louisiana State Gazette aka Gazette d’etat begins daily publication.

24th – The Treaty of Washington between the U.S. and the Creek Nation is signed.

26th – Future First Lady Julia Dent Grant is born. 

FEBRUARY

4th – James Fenimore Cooper’s novel The Last of the Mohicans, the 2nd book of what is now known as The Leatherstocking Tales, is published.

5th – Future President Millard Fillmore married Abigail Powers. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE CITY OF SPIDERS (1926)

THE CITY OF SPIDERS (1926) – Short story by H. Warner Munn. This quasi-Creature Feature type tale featured biologist Jabez Pentreat.

Jabez leads a scientific expedition into the jungles of Brazil. Nightly attacks by increasingly large and seemingly intelligent spiders plague the group, ultimately leading to the expedition members being surrounded by spiders the size of dogs.

Nightmarishly, the spiders are smart enough to herd the humans and various jungle animals toward a city ruled by arachnids which range from human-sized to elephant-sized. Continue reading

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NJCAA2 TITLE GAME AND NJCAA1 ELITE EIGHT SET

NJCAA DIVISION TWO

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – Fighting it out for the crown were the PARKLAND COLLEGE COBRAS and the ELLSWORTH COLLEGE PANTHERS. The Cobras had mustered a 35-28 advantage going into the locker room. After the break, Parkland College eked out a bit more separation from the favored Panthers as they won the game 76-68. Jaiden Martin’s THIRTY-FOUR points led the Cobras.

NJCAA DIVISION ONE

ELITE EIGHT: FIRST BERTH – The GULF COAST STATE COMMODORES played the INDIAN HILLS COLLEGE WARRIORS in this game. The Commodores put Indian Hills College on Upset Alert at Halftime with their 41-35 lead. From there, the Warriors rallied but fell just short as Gulf Coast State prevailed 72-70. The Commodores were led by Devontes Cobbs with 17 points. Continue reading

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