RICHARD GREENE’S SWASHBUCKLER FILMS

Richard Greene is best remembered for his portrayal of Robin Hood on television from 1955-1960 but he starred in several swashbuckler movies before his success on the small screen.

THE DESERT HAWK (1950) – This fun but hilariously inauthentic Arabian actioner starred Yvonne De Carlo as Scheherazade, whose father is forcing her into a marriage to the evil Prince Murad. Word of the lavish wedding reaches Omar the Blacksmith (Richard Greene) who is secretly the roguish bandit leader called the Desert Hawk.

Planning to steal the treasure trove of wedding gifts at the affair, the Desert Hawk disguises himself as Murad and marries Scheherazade before abandoning her by making off with the priceless gifts. He is aided by his two bizarrely miscast colleagues – Jackie Gleason as Aladdin and Joe Besser as Sinbad. (?)

The real Murad is furious about the theft, so he has his men slaughter some innocents and blame it on Omar and his band in order to justify an all-out war against the Desert Hawk. Scheherazade realizes how vile the real Murad is and escapes him disguised as a slave girl.

Omar recognizes the “wife” he ran out on and buys her as a harem girl at auction. Amid much action, the pair continue defying the villainy of Murad until the inevitable happy ending. Rock Hudson appears as Ras in this 77-minute flick. Future Johnny Carson Tonight Show producer Freddy De Cordova directed.  Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: MARCH TWENTIETH

End this week with a current events roundup from  Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

TRUMP GETS JAPAN, THE NETHERLANDS, BRITAIN, FRANCE, ITALY AND GERMANY TO AGREE TO HELP SECURE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. This despite their previous claims that they would not.

DEMOCRATS CONTINUE THEIR ABSURD ATTEMPTS TO LABEL IRAN A “FOREVER WAR” WHILE IGNORING THE UKRAINE WAR – WHICH STARTED WITH JOE BIDEN’S REMARK TO PUTIN THAT A “MINOR INCURSION” INTO UKRAINE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE – AND WHICH HAS BEEN GOING ON SINCE 2022.

PROBE FINDS THAT FACULTY MEMBERS ARE FUELING ANTISEMITISM ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES. Democrat politicization of the “educational” (LMAO) system needs to end.

OREGON SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WHO CELEBRATED CHARLIE KIRK’S ASSASSINATION JUST SENTENCED TO FIVE YEARS IN PRISON FOR POSSESSING AND SHARING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Democrats in the educational system have replaced Catholic priests in the public consciousness when it comes to scandals involving children. 

STATE OF WASHINGTON SPECIAL ED TEACHER CHARGED WITH RAPING A TEN-YEAR-OLD STUDENT – AND FILMING THE RAPES. The rapes allegedly happened up to “five times per day.” Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

IN DEMOCRAT-HELD CALIFORNIA, EVEN MORE HOSPICE FRAUD HAS BEEN UNCOVERED – THIS TIME BY CBS. Continue reading

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NCCAA FINAL FOUR SET AND MORE

NATIONAL CHRISTIAN COLLEGE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION DIVISION ONE

FINAL FOUR: BERTH ONE – The 3 seeds – the LANCASTER BIBLE COLLEGE CHARGERS – faced the 6th seeded CLINTON COLLEGE GOLDEN BEARS. By Halftime the Chargers had compiled a 48-40 advantage. After the break, the Golden Bears rallied furiously but fell just short as Lancaster Bible College prevailed 89-87. Trey Grube’s 18 points led the Chargers, while teammate Connor Storr logged a Double Double of 17 points and 10 rebounds.  Continue reading

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THE ORPHIC ARGONAUTICA

It’s been years since I’ve written about the Orphic variations of mainstream Greco-Roman mythology. For anyone who is not familiar with the Orphic Hymns, Zagreus, etc. these fascinating offshoots of the myths we all grew up with feature a variety of differences.This version of the tale of Jason and the Argonauts won’t always match the more popular rendition. 

THE ORPHIC ARGONAUTICA – To avoid being too boring I will omit all the arguments about the exact time period in which this variation on the epic was first written. At any rate, as the “Orphic” part of these writings would indicate, this look at the Quest for the Golden Fleece is told from the point of view of Orpheus the musician, poet and keeper of the Mysteries.

Our famous lyre-player Orpheus is approached in his cave at Thrace by the hero Jason. The hero tells Orpheus how he has gathered a crew that will take to sea in the Argo, the first vessel built specifically for ocean voyages. NOTE: Yes, the Orphic Argonautica depicts the Argo as the first ship ever built for a long-range journey. Various allegorical meanings are read into this, but I’ll spare you the details. 

Jason explains that he needs to find and obtain the Golden Fleece of the sacrificed ram in order to mark his claim to the throne of Iolcus. He has named his crew the Argonauts. None of them are willing to risk the dangers of this quest unless Orpheus, he who braved the Netherworld and returned, is with them. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE INVISIBLE MAN (1975-1976) WITH DAVID MCCALLUM

THE INVISIBLE MAN (1975-1976) – Before Harve Bennett and Steven Bochco would launch The Gemini Man they tried a very similar premise with The Invisible Man. David McCallum, with his best Cousin Oliver hairdo (below right), starred as Dr. Daniel Westin, a scientist working for KLAE Corporation on matter transformation.

A failed attempt at Westin’s invention has the side effect of making living and unliving matter invisible. Westin fears that the government might want to use his accidental creation for military purposes, so he uses the prototype to turn his naked body invisible and destroys all evidence of the device and his research before fleeing.

Westin is trapped in invisible form but he and his scientist wife Kate (Melinda Fee) work together to make “realistic” fake skin for hands and a seemingly fleshy mask for Daniel to wear as a face in order to appear normal in public. (Though how it made him appear to have teeth is never explained.)

With the help of KLAE Corporation figure Walter Carlson (Jackie Cooper in the pilot movie, Craig Stevens in the series) working with Westin from then on as his handler, he is sent as an invisible secret agent on missions while Daniel tries to rediscover his process and make himself visible again.

This otherwise solid premise was weakened by the fact that the hero had to peel off his fake skin to become invisible, meaning he was always naked in action, which was silly and made him vulnerable. When the creative team started over with Ben Murphy in The Gemini Man the following year they had the main character’s flesh AND clothing turn invisible.

PILOT MOVIE: THE INVISIBLE MAN (May 6th, 1975) – My above description also serves as a synopsis, with the resulting series set up by KLAE Corporation only allowing Dr. Westin to use their laboratory facilities to work on his invisibility cure if he and his wife work for them as spies. Henry Darrow played Dr. Nick Maggio in this 90-minute telefilm. 

THE EPISODES:

THE KLAE RESOURCE – As the secret “KLAE resource” Daniel and Kate are hired out as spies for delicate government assignments. (Mission: Invisible) In this episode they are sent to rescue a reclusive scientist who is being forced to sell his fossil fuel breakthrough to a Middle Eastern country who fear losing their grip on the oil market. With James Karen and Conrad Janis. 

THE FINE ART OF DIPLOMACY – The Invisible Man and his wife Kate are assigned to take down a ring that is stealing original works of art and replacing them with fakes. Ross Martin and Michael Pataki guest star. Continue reading

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MARCH EIGHTEENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a mid-week current events roundup.

U.S. SENATE ADVANCES THE SAVE ACT TO ENSURE ELECTION INTEGRITY ON A PROCEDURAL VOTE. Now it faces full debate on the Senate floor. * AND REMEMBER, REQUIRING I.D. TO VOTE IS ALREADY THE POLICY IN EUROPE AND MANY, MANY OTHER NATIONS so don’t buy the Democrat nonsense about it being “voter suppression.” More HERE.

FREQUENTLY DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WITH LONG CRIMINAL RECORD NOW ARRESTED FOR SHOVING TWO MEN IN FRONT OF A SUBWAY TRAIN. More HERE. Needless to say, Democrat-run New York is threatening to release him.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GANG MEMBER IN ALABAMA CHARGED WITH MURDERING A WOMAN, HER DAUGHTER AND HER TWO-YEAR-OLD SON. Democrats will be canonizing him any day now. 

TRUMP EFFECT: INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION ROSE EVEN HIGHER THAN EXPECTED IN FEBRUARY.

MASSIVE “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN” RALLY IN SUPPORT OF PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE IRAN STRIKES.

REPUBLICAN ANDREW RICE DEFEATS DEMOCRAT OPPONENT IN VIRGINIA SPECIAL ELECTION.

DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDIST JOY REID MAKES IMBECILIC CLAIM THAT WOMEN IN AMERICA HAVE IT “ONLY MARGINALLY BETTER” THAN WOMEN IN IRAN. Privileged one-percenter Democrat women love to pretend that in order to hide their cowardice when it comes to Islam’s treatment of women. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE BRICK MOON (1872)

brick moonTHE BRICK MOON (1872) – Written by Edward Everett Hale, best known for The Man without a Country. This novella started out as a serialized story published in 1869 in the October, November and December issues of Atlantic Monthly. A follow-up installment, titled Life in the Brick Moon, was published in the February 1870 issue.

In 1872, the entire four-part piece was published by Roberts Brothers as part of His Level Best and Other Stories, which contained works by multiple authors. The Brick Moon was published again in 1899 as part of Edward Everett Hale’s The Brick Moon and Other Stories.

brick moon titleThe story begins in the 1840s when Frederic Ingham, the tale’s narrator, and his college friends Orcutt and Halliburton plan a dream project which winds up taking decades to fulfill – a manmade artificial satellite, the first recorded in science fiction stories.

The possibility of wireless communication was unknown in that time period, so the three friends don’t plan to use their Brick Moon to transmit and receive communications. They instead plan for it to serve as a heavenly object that ships at sea can use as a marker. Continue reading

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THE VOYAGE OF MAEL DUIN – HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY 2026!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Here’s a look at an ancient Irish epic from Lebor na hUidre, The Book of the Dun Cow

voy mael duinTHE VOYAGE OF MAEL DUIN (Immram curaig Mail Duin) – Dated to around the late 900s A.D. or earlier, this story deals with the epic quest of Mael Duin (aka Maildun and Maeldune) and the crew of his ship as he seeks revenge on his father’s killers. This lengthy epic deserves to be as well-known as the Odyssey or the Quest for the Golden Fleece.

        At any rate, exactly why the main character wants revenge for that slaying is beyond me, because Mael Duin’s father, supposedly Ailill of the Edge of Battle, raped a nun at a priory and she subsequently gave birth to him. The nun turned the infant Mael Duin over to her queen and king to raise as if he was their own child.

        voyage of mael duin cMael Duin matured, and proved better than his presumed siblings at athletic, martial and academic competitions. Losing their temper over this, one of our hero’s foster brothers ridiculed Mael Duin for not even knowing who his real father and mother were.

        The hero prevailed upon his mother the queen to tell him the truth, and she referred him to his birth mother, the nun. She revealed to Mael Duin the name of his father and the young man set out with his three foster brothers to the land of his father Ailill of the Edge of Battle. Continue reading

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NAIA NATIONAL TOURNAMENT AND NCCAA D2 CHAMPIONSHIP

NATIONAL CHRISTIAN COLLEGE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION DIVISION TWO

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – This title tilt pitted the 5th seeded NORTH CENTRAL UNIVERSITY RAMS against the 6 seeds – the CROWN COLLEGE POLARS. The Rams went on top early and led 40-25 by Halftime. After the break, they got even more separation from the Polars, ultimately winning the game 76-51. Carmello McNeal led North Central U. with 23 points.

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF INTERCOLLEGIATE ATHLETICS

ROUND TWO: GAME ONE – The AVE MARIA UNIVERSITY GYRENES did battle with the FRIENDS UNIVERSITY FALCONS. A shootout was in store with Friends University on top 64-59 at the Half. From there, the Gyrenes made their move, overtaking the Falcons and winning the game by a Century Club score of 108-102. Jaylen White and Jack Watkins led Ave Maria with 21 points each.  Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: MARCH SIXTEENTH

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where last night saw the most callous and uncaring bloated rich pigs in the world refusing yet again to donate their $350,000 per nominee Swag Bags to charity. Nothing that such privileged one percenters have to say is worth anything.

MOTHER OF WOMAN MURDERED BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT DUE TO DEMOCRAT POLICIES SPEAKS OUT.

DEMOCRAT-RUN FAIRFAX COUNTY REFUSES TO TURN OVER TO ICE AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED AT LEAST NINE STUDENTS. “Illegal immigrants uber alles” remains the Democrat motto.

IN MINNESOTA, YET ANOTHER ELECTION OFFICIAL ADMITS THAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS VOTE IN STATES THAT GIVE THEM DRIVER’S LICENSES. The SAVE Act is direly needed.

DEMOCRAT PARTY

DEMOCRAT POLICY IN VIRGINIA THAT PREVENTS COLLEGES FROM ASKING ABOUT AN APPLICANT’S CRIMINAL HISTORY OR DENYING THEM ADMISSION BASED ON CRIMINAL HISTORY ENABLED THE OLD DOMINION UNIVERSITY SHOOTER MOHAMED JALLOH. More blood on Democrat hands because of their insane policies.

ANTHROPIC DONORS GAVE NEARLY ALL OF THEIR TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN POLITICAL DONATIONS TO DEMOCRATS. That is NOT “politically neutral.”

DEMOCRAT CHUCK TODD GETS CLOBBERED ON X FOR HIS INCREDIBLY STUPID QUESTION.

JURY CONVICTS ANTIFA TERRORISTS. Remember how many years Democrats spent trying to convince the public that Antifa didn’t exist?

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET NPR TRIES WHITEWASHING THE MICHIGAN JIHADIST’S FAMILY. Continue reading

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