FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY: APRIL 1914

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 70 – Some of the Fool Killer’s targets on both sides of the aisle in the April 1914 edition of James Larkin Pearson’s version of the folk figure:

*** Politicians who wanted to invade Mexico because of the continuing chaos there, stating it was being considered just to protect the property of American millionaires in Mexico.

*** Civilian Jingoists who talked tough about invading Mexico, claiming that if war actually did break out those same people would try to avoid military service.

*** The scamming Marriage Brokers of the time period.

*** People who opposed North Carolina’s law prohibiting alcohol. Despite Pearson’s usual pro-liberty stances, he and his Fool Killer supported bans on alcohol and tobacco. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: JULY SEVENTEENTH

Friday is here with a current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where after a few days of frantic hubbub the people who supported President Trump before last night’s speech will still support him and the people who hated him before last night’s speech will still hate him.

DEMOCRATS IN HIGH POSITIONS STILL IRRATIONALLY THINK MEN CAN NATURALLY GET PREGNANT – DR. SAM HAWGOOD OF UC-SAN FRANCISCO WILL ONLY CONCEDE THAT THE MAJORITY OF PREGNANCIES ARE IN WOMEN. More HERE. And HERE. Needless to say, Hawgood then refused to answer if ANY men have ever had a baby. Irrational clowns like Hawgood are educating tomorrow’s doctors. And remember, we have a Democrat imbecile on the Supreme Court (Ketanji) who believes only biologists can define what a woman is.    

SOME DETAILS REGARDING TRUMP’S SPEECH LAST NIGHT EMPHASIZING THE NEED FOR PASSING THE SAVE ACT. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And especially HERE.

CONGRESSMAN JIM JORDAN STATES THAT IF VOTER ID IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO DEMOCRATS WINNING ELECTIONS (AS DEMOCRATS NOW ADMIT) THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING.

AZERBAIJANI PRESIDENT ALIYEV AGAIN PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR MAKING PEACE BETWEEN HIS NATION AND ARMENIA.

NATO CHIEF POINTED OUT THE WAR WITH IRAN IS ABOUT PREVENTING THE REGIME FROM CARRYING OUT THEIR DESIRED NUCLEAR ATTACKS. Fighting the current Iranian Regime is AT LEAST as important as fighting rabid War Criminal Vlad Putin. 

MAHDI MOHAMMAD SADEGHI CONVICTED OF ILLEGALLY GIVING U.S. TECHNOLOGY TO IRAN.

PRESIDENT TRUMP GETS IRAN TO FREE DENA KARARI, FEMALE AMERICAN HELD SINCE THE BIDEN REGIME IN 2024

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT JESUS MATOS PEREZ AND HIS DOMINICAN ALLY WILLIAM JOSE ALEJANDRO ARIAS AMADOR SENTENCED FOR STEALING IDENTITIES OF AMERICAN CITIZENS IN ORDER TO STEAL MEDICAID, SNAP AND UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.

FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD OF GOVERNORS ADVISOR SENTENCED TO THIRTY-EIGHT MONTHS IN SCANDAL OVER PROVIDING INTELLIGENCE TO CHINA’S SPY ORGANIZATION. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868)

Steam Man of the PrairiesTHE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868) – Written by Edward Sylvester Ellis. Before the Frank Reade stories came this work that is often hailed as the first Dime Novel with a science fiction theme.

Ellis seems to have been inspired by the REAL and well-known Newark Steam Man built by Zadoc P. Dederick in January of 1868. That Steam Man was built strictly to pull carts and wagonloads up and down the street. Its human appearance was just a novelty.

Back to Ellis’ novel: In Saint Louis lives Johnny Brainerd, a 15 year old dwarf with a hunchback, who has a brilliant mind in his misshapen body. After a long line of somewhat modest inventions Johnny constructs a human-shaped Steam Man that stands 9 feet tall. It has long legs with spiked feet, has the boilers in its chest, the firepot in its stomach and lets excess steam vent from its hat. (Dederick’s Newark Steam Man also wore a top hat.) The creation’s nose serves as its whistle, like on a tea kettle.      Continue reading

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TEXAS JACK VERMILLION: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

The Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 7th this year. As always, Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. 

JOHN WILSON VERMILLION aka TEXAS JACK VERMILLION and “SHOOT-YOUR-EYE-OUT” VERMILLION, was born in Virginia in 1842 to William and Nancy Vermillion. After the Civil War broke out in 1861, Jack enlisted in the 2nd Tennessee Cavalry sometime in 1862.

When the war ended in April 1865, Jack moved to Indiana, where he married Margaret Horton that September. By 1866 Vermillion was working as a Territorial Marshall in the eastern part of still-chaotic post-Civil War Missouri.

As for how our man got the nickname Texas Jack, multiple possible explanations are given. One version states it came from his insistent preference for riding Texas Quarter-Horses. Another states it came from spending time in Texas in the late 1860s or early 1870s.

Some accounts state Vermillion claimed to be from Texas and related Tall Tales that the Lone Star State had jackrabbits as big as horses. One illogical account claims that when Jack was asked why he was called Texas Jack he replied “Because I’m from Virginia.” Well, okay then! 

At any rate, Jack and Margaret had a daughter named Mary and then a son whose name has not come down to us. A few weeks after that son was born, Marshall Vermillion had to travel as part of his duties. Different reasons are given, like extraditing a prisoner or prisoners, or pursuit of outlaws or prison escapees. Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOST WOLFMAN MAC (2008-2010)

WOLFMAN MAC – This werewolf Movie Host was played by Mac Kelly, who took the obvious Wolfman Jack reference and ran with it! And good for him! Why not? Kelly had grown up watching Michigan Movie Hosts like the Ghoul and Sir Graves Ghastly and others. He and the rest of the creative team launched Wolfman Mac’s Nightmare Sinema on Public Access Cable on July 19th, 2008 with the time-honored Golden Turkey Robot Monster (1953).

Nightmare Sinema became such a hit that Kelly and company got to live the dream – going from Public Access to a spot on “real” television. Their final episode of WMNS aired on March 7th, 2009 with the Spanish zombie movie Horror of the Zombies (1974) from the Blind Dead series. Their show had been seen in Detroit, Michigan and Windsor, Ontario.

Retitled Wolfman Mac’s Chiller Drive-In, the show, the happy go lucky lycanthrope and his supporting cast debuted April 25th, 2009 on Detroit’s WMYD as well as MyNetworkTV affiliate stations in Florida. Devil Doll (1964) was the movie presented on that date. Continuing as virtual co-host was Boney Bob (Aaron Helferich) a wisecracking skeleton puppet in the spirit of Shrimpenstein from the 1960s and Joel Hodgson’s puppet-bots from 1988 onward. Continue reading

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JULY FIFTEENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a mid-week current events roundup.

AMERICA’S ALLIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST CONSTRUCTING NEW PIPELINES AND A NEW PORT TO BYPASS DESTRUCTIVE IRANIAN REGIME’S GAMES WITH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. A long needed move.

BAHRAIN CONDEMNS IRANIAN REGIME FOR TARGETING ITS CITIZENS.

MAYOR “MADMAN” MAMDANI FUNDRAISER TIED TO MEDICAID CHEATING TO THE TUNE OF ONE HUNDRED SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS.

RECENT ICE ARRESTS INCLUDE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CONVICTED OF CHILD SEX CRIMES, RAPE AND RACKETEERING. And the only reason they were still at large was because of Democrat policies aiding illegal immigrants guilty of additional crimes.

RELATED: OTHER RECENT ICE ARRESTS INCLUDE ILLEGALS CONVICTED OF MURDER AND MANSLAUGHTER AND CHILD RAPE.

WELSH VICTIMS SPEAK OUT ON BRITISH GOVERNMENT COVERUP OF MUSLIM RAPE GANGS.

CORRUPT ANTI-TRUMP ZEALOT JACK SMITH REVEALED TO HAVE SPIED ON FORTY-FOUR MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR SLOTKIN ADMITS THAT THE PARTY NEEDS VOTE FRAUD TO BE VIABLE NATIONWIDE. But she lied by claiming voter i.d. would prevent married women from voting. Europe and much of the rest of the world require voter i.d. and never encounter this absurd claim.

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN GILL SMACKS DOWN DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN AYANNA PRESSLEY OVER HER RACIST POLICY PUSH.

“LET THEM EAT CAKE.”

VIRGINIA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR SPANBERGER CALLED OUT FOR HER LIES REGARDING ENERGY AFFORDABILITY.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES RESULT IN THE BEST INFLATION REPORT IN MODERN HISTORY. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

FLASHBACK: PBS NEWS 2013 REPORT ON OBAMA’S RESPONSIBILITY FOR KILLING AMERICANS IN DRONE ATTACKS. Just one of the many, many scandals of the Obama Regime. Continue reading

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ANOTHER NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PROJECT ANNOUNCED

With the announcement of a new Nightmare on Elm Street project it seemed like the right time for this flashback to my 2012 review of the horror series Freddy’s Nightmares.

Freddy's Nightmares

Freddy’s Nightmares

FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES (1988 – 1990) – I’ve always been a Freddy Krueger over Jason Voorhees kind of guy. I found Voorhees a dull imitation of Michael Myers from the Halloween movies, plus it isn’t even Voorhees doing the killing in at least two of the Friday the Thirteenth films. Throw in a mention that the slice and dice man didn’t even don his iconic hockey mask until the third movie. Now add the fact that no matter how bad some of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels were NONE of them were as lame as so many of the FT13 flicks.

I always thought the Continue reading

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SAM NEILL R.I.P. – ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985)

ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985) – The irreplaceable Sam Neill has passed away. Other sites will be focusing on Neill’s more well-known projects like the Jurassic Park movies, Reilly – Ace of Spies, The Hunt for Red October, Omen III: The Final Conflict, Event Horizon and so many others. In keeping with Balladeer’s Blog’s theme I’m taking a look at Sam’s neglected Bushranger movie Robbery Under Arms.

Before I dive into a review of that Australian production, let me point out two of my previous examinations of lesser-known Sam Neill films like the horror tale Possession (1981) and the Cold War espionage movie Enigma (1982). Plus a review of the better known In the Mouth of Madness (1994).

Thank you to Jason McGathey for reminding me about the 1994 film.

On to Robbery Under Arms, the film is based on the Australian novel of the same name, which was published in serialized form in 1882 before being collected in novel form later in the decade. Robbery Under Arms is a monumental work of fiction Down Under and has been adapted several times since 1907 – a year after Australia’s silent movie The Story of the Kelly Gang.   

For readers who are not aware of this, Australia’s Gold Rushes beginning in the 1850s spawned a tableau like America’s Wild West in terms of outlaws and desert landscapes. Real life Bushrangers (Aussie outlaws of the deserts and bush regions) included Mad Dog Morgan, Ben Hall and of course Ned Kelly and his gang. Any fan of American Westerns would likely enjoy Bushranger flicks.

In Robbery Under Arms, Sam Neill stars as a fictional outlaw leader known by the alias Captain Starlight, the type of flashy name used by real-life Bushrangers like Midnight, Moondyne Joe, Captain Moonlite and others. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: STORIES OF THE CENTURY (TALES OF THE WEST) 1954-1955

With the Frontierado holiday coming up on Friday, August 7th this year here’s another seasonal post.

STORIES OF THE CENTURY aka TALES OF THE WEST (1954-1955) starred future Jock Ewing Jim Davis as Railroad Detective Matt Clark. Part anthology series and part historical fiction, this series presented Clark crossing paths with assorted real-life outlaws of the Old West. During Season One (26 half-hour episodes) his female sidekick was Frankie Adams (Mary Castle). Season Two ran just 13 half-hour episodes and co-starred Kristine Miller as Matt’s sidekick Margaret “Jonesy” Jones.

Clark and his Gal Fridays were fictional but the series tried to stay as factual as it could regarding the outlaws they encountered. Like on Riverboat and other westerns two consecutive stories could be set nearly 40 years apart but Matt and company never aged.

THE EPISODES:

BELLE STARR – The one and only Marie Windsor brought her special kind of subtle “butch” quality to her performance as notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Railroad Detective Matt Clark and his lovely assistant Frankie Adams are on the trail of Starr and her gang when they steal several horses intended for the U.S. Cavalry. With Ric Roman as Belle’s husband Sam Starr. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: JULY THIRTEENTH

Let’s start a new week here at Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

DEMOCRAT HATEMONGERS VICIOUSLY CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM. Democrats show the rest of us who they are on a regular basis. More HERE. And HERE

NEW JERSEY WOMAN CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A CHILD “UNDER THIRTEEN YEARS OF AGE“. Her phone’s filmed footage of the assault led to the arrest. Gee, I wonder which political party she belongs to? 

DEMOCRAT JAMES CARVILLE ONCE AGAIN ATTACKS THE MAMDANI-STYLE LOONS WHO HAVE TAKEN OVER THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. Appealing to ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable people put the Democrats in this position. More HERE. And HERE.

MINNESOTA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR TIM WALZ IS SAD TO SEE THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHILD RAPIST THAT HE TRIED TO KEEP IN THE COUNTRY GET DEPORTED. More HERE. Of the man who repeatedly raped a ten-year-old child, the loathsome Walz actually said “I can find no reason how Minnesota is safer or better” with the convicted child rapist getting deported.

WALZ STILL OPPOSES ELECTION INTEGRITY, TOO.

MINNESOTA SOMALI “DAYCARE” BOSS EXPOSED BY JOURNALIST NICK SHIRLEY PLEADS GUILTY IN FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR FRAUD CASE. BOUGHT REAL ESTATE WITH AN ADDITIONAL EIGHT-HUNDRED FIFTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS IN TAXPAYER MONEY THEY DEFRAUDED FROM THE “FEEDING OUR FUTURE” PROGRAM.   

HEROIC JOURNALIST NICK SHIRLEY EXPOSES ONE HUNDRED NINETY MILLION DOLLAR MEDICARE FRAUD IN DEMOCRAT-RUN NEW YORK. You may recall that Democrat-run California has passed legislation to stop Nick Shirley from exposing that state’s fraud. The Democrats remain nothing but a white-collar criminal organization.   

SCHLICHTER: NO DEMOCRAT HAS THE BRAINS OR COURAGE TO NOT BE CRAZY. It stopped being a case of “both parties are just as bad” several years ago. Continue reading

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