THE MACHINE TO KILL/ THE BLOODY AUTOMATON (1923 and 1924) BY THE AUTHOR OF THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

Gaston Leroux’s The Bloody Automaton (1923) and The Machine to Kill (1924) were a lengthy serialized story later published as one novel. Many book sites list 1930s works, but that was just when it was finally translated into English.

Personally, I would use the title The Clockwork Dead Man or The Clockwork Killer because for modern readers The Machine to Kill sounds like a traditional science fiction tale about technology run amok. 

In reality this neglected Gaston Leroux novel is a horror/sci fi hybrid about an android/ cyborg mix whose mechanized body has been outfitted with the brain, eyes and nervous system of a guillotined murderer. The robotic man – called Gabriel – was created by Dr Jacques Cotentin, who needed an absolutely fresh brain, eyes and nervous system, hence having to settle for a just-executed criminal.

And not just any criminal, but Benedict Masson, a monstrous-looking recluse put to death for a series of gory dismemberment killings whose quasi-sexual nature probably shocked readers in 1924. The foolish Dr Cotentin believed the brain and nervous system would simply serve as an operating system for Gabriel, animating his body but with no consciousness of its previous life.

Needless to say he was wrong. Masson’s mind is intact and now resides in a robotic body impervious to pain and stronger than six men put together. In addition he does not need to breathe, sleep or eat and is powered by radium. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOST ASHLEY GHASTLY (1977/8-1982)

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ASHLEY GHASTLY – Cyrus Newitt played the phantom Ashley Ghastly, host of the Bad Movie Show Scream Theatre from 1977 or 1978 to 1982. The program aired on Saturday nights/ Sunday mornings at 12:30am on WCSC in Charleston, SC.

Ashley’s name came from West Ashley, the area of Charleston where the WCSC studios were. And that part of the city was named for the nearby Ashley River. Each episode of Scream Theatre began with black & white footage of an actual graveyard while howls and screams were heard. At length the show’s title would appear in dripping blood-red letters.  

Then, viewers would be greeted by Ashley Ghastly, who spoke with a British accent that sounded a lot like Tim Curry’s Dr. Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. As usual, a witty host or hostess showing bad old movies became a hit and Ashley soon had a Phantom “Phan” Club his devotees could join. 

Despite some confusion online, Ashley Ghastly wasn’t a vampire, but rather a phantom who could even teleport via camera trickery. Ashley’s “Supporting Fiend” and Cue Card holder was retired Colonel Flash Ghastley (not Ghastly). The Colonel was off the night of the only surviving episode of Scream Theatre and as of this writing no fans remember what the character’s schtick was. Continue reading →

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SKY FISHERS: BRAZILIAN HORROR LEGEND

Halloween Month is nearly over, so here are a species of Brazilian monsters I’d love to read more about.

THE SKY FISHERS – Who do these folk creatures from Brazil have to sleep with to get more well known? I’d love to read entire stories about them, not just a paragraph or two referring to these unique monsters who deserve to enter the Halloween tradition.

The lore surrounding the Sky Fishers sometimes depicts them as scaly, fish-like humanoids who live on or inside clouds and drop their fishing lines or nets down on hapless humans and yank them up into the sky to be devoured. It’s like karmic payback for the way humans abduct fish from the sea to be devoured.

The Sky Fishers get blamed when individuals or groups suddenly go missing and are never heard from again. Child victims are used to spice up the legends. Some traditions hold that these creatures only strike on nights of the full moon, or on no-moon nights.

You want bigger Sky Fishers? Brazil’s got you covered.    Continue reading →

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OCTOBER TWENTY-EIGHTH NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with another current events roundup from an America waiting to see what violence and fraud will be unleashed by the increasingly unhinged Democrat Party.

DEMAND LAWFUL ELECTIONS. Who knew wanting lawful, fair elections would become the daring, rebellious position?

CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BE SETTING ASIDE OVER TWENTY-THOUSAND NON-CITIZEN BALLOTS. It’s anybody’s guess how honest next week’s elections will be. 

FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISSION SUFFERS CYBERATTACK. 

JUDGE WHO RULED AGAINST GREG ABBOTT REVEALED TO HAVE DONATED TO HIS OPPONENT’S CAMPAIGN. There was a time when such a judge would have recused themselves in this situation, but America’s judges now are as corrupt as the sleaziest politicians.

KRUISER ITEM DEBUNKING LATEST ANTI-TRUMP HYSTERIA.

IN DEMOCRAT-HELD WASHINGTON STATE, FOUR HUNDRED FIVE MIGRANTS CAUGHT VOTING ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED TIMES. Do the math. America’s elections don’t deserve our automatic trust and we need to stop pretending otherwise.

MORE PARENTS WHO HAD A CHILD KILLED BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CONDEMN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” POLICIES FOR VIOLENT ILLEGALS. The Democrat motto is still “Illegal immigrants uber alles.” ANGEL MOM AT TEXAS RALLY.

FLASHBACK: REMEMBER HOW DEMOCRATS DOXXED AND THREATENED THE MEMBERS OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IN 2016? They wanted them to ignore Trump’s victory and vote Hillary in. And their behavior has gotten worse and worse every election since then.

COTTO ON THE FAILING AND POSSIBLY OUTDATED POLLING INDUSTRY.

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE LAW ENFORCERS (1969-1970)

To clarify, The Law Enforcers was one of the rotating shows featured on The Bold Ones. The Law Enforcers was also known as The Protectors, but I’m using the former title to keep it distinct from the spy show The Protectors.

THE LAW ENFORCERS (1969-1970) – Leslie Nielsen starred as Deputy Chief of Police Sam Danforth, a hard-nosed law enforcement veteran brought to a California city to help shape up the police department. Hari Rhodes co-starred as the much younger District Attorney William Washburn. 

PILOT MOVIE: DEADLOCK (Feb 22nd, 1969) – This telefilm filled a 2-hour timeslot with commercials. Back when this was made, television cop shows didn’t bother trying to realistically depict the way law enforcement worked, unlike the countless police procedural programs of today. Think of McMillan and Wife, for instance. NO Police Commissioner (Rock Hudson’s role) personally investigates individual crimes, but the show’s gimmick had McMillan doing that with his wife (Susan St. James).

Similarly, Deadlock features the District Attorney character getting involved far too early in the investigative process just to spotlight the proposed series’ gimmick – the tension between Nielsen and Rhodes. 

The story involves racial tensions in the unnamed city when the killing of a young black man is followed by the murder of a white newspaper man in a black neighborhood. Both killers are sought after as the city teeters on the edge of riots. The turbo-charged personalities of Danforth and Washburn (who plans to run for the Senate) are the best part of this production.

The guest cast included THE Ruby Dee, Aldo Ray, Beverly Todd, Dana Elcar, Max Julien, James McEachin and the legendary FRED WILLIAMSON. Continue reading →

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TETSUO THE IRON MAN (1989) ARTHOUSE HORROR

Only four days left until Halloween Month will be over for another year. Here’s a review I first posted in 2013. 

TETSUO THE IRON MAN (1989) – Director Shinya Tsukamoto hails from Japan and is noted for his surreal, nightmarish excursions into the darker side of transformative industrial technology … especially any technology that impacts the human anatomy. Long time readers of Balladeer’s Blog may recall that I cite this black & white film as one of my favorite sci-fi horrors ever. 

From the early shots of a man agonizingly removing one of his own bones and replacing it with a piece of metal, viewers knew this was a dark work of true genius. Tetsuo continues to become more and more relevant by the year, especially regarding nanotechnology and its potentially invasive effect on the human mind and body.

I’ll give my courtesy WARNING that readers who don’t like extreme concepts may not want to click on “Continue reading.” Continue reading →

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THE STORY OF THE HAUNTED SHIP (1825)

Only a few days left for Balladeer’s Blog to squeeze in some more seasonal posts this Halloween Month.

THE STORY OF THE HAUNTED SHIP (1825) – This tale was written by the German author Wilhelm Hauff, who died in 1827.

Our unnamed Arab narrator informs readers he has just turned 18 years of age. His father recently died from despair over the failure of certain investments he had made and the narrator signs on with a ship’s crew in Basra determined to build up his own fortune at sea.

Accompanying him was his father’s old servant, whom he had known since childhood. While heading toward India, the Captain sighted a vessel which he called the ship of death, and he and his panicked crew did their best to escape the death ship’s influence, as well as a fierce storm which came out of nowhere.

The horrific storm left the death ship unharmed but rent apart the craft on which our narrator and his servant sailed. The pair wound up as the only survivors, floating precariously on some wreckage from the sunken vessel with no food or drink.

The next morning and all through the day Narrator and Servant clung to the small piece of wreckage, rapidly losing hope of rescue. Another night passed and in the afternoon of the following day the duo spotted the death ship itself cutting through the ocean toward them. Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR OCTOBER TWENTY-SIXTH

It’s a Monday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

EX-FBI OFFICIALS WHO COVERED UP BIDEN CRIME FAMILY SCANDALS ARRESTED. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR AND FORMER CIA VERMIN ELISSA SLOTKIN CONTINUES TO EXPERIENCE FALLOUT FROM HER NAKEDLY PARTISAN THREATS TO GRADUATING CLASS. Ed Martin on where this is all headed HERE. 

MORE ABOUT THE FOUR POLLING OUTFITS RECENTLY EXPOSED FOR FABRICATING DATA. This is a problem that goes far beyond just next month’s elections. Has technology made polling obsolete since virtually everyone can just block pollsters now? More HERE.

THE HAMAS AND ANTIFA DRIVEN RIOTS IN FRANCE, ITALY AND NOW SPAIN CONTINUE IN A PREVIEW OF WHAT DEMOCRATS WANT FOR THE U.S. IN NOVEMBER’S ELECTIONS. More about the Hamas riots in Spain HERE. More HERE. And more Hamas flags waved by rioters attacking the Colosseum in Rome HERE. And more about the rioting HERE. And HERE. Real reasons HERE. Putting a burqa on a statue of Joan of Arc makes it clear.

NICKI MINAJ CAMPAIGNS WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP IN MICHIGAN.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON ON THE MIDTERMS.

KARMA: DEMOCRAT FANI WILLIS FALLS VICTIM TO VOTE FRAUD. More HERE. Continue reading →

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HOUSEBOAT HORROR (1989) BAD HALLOWEEN MOVIE

Halloween Month is nearly over, and Balladeer’s Blog is here with a review of what is often called the worst Australian horror film ever made.

HOUSEBOAT HORROR (1989) – “Mullets ahoy!” would make a good alternate title for this Shot on Video disaster from Down Under. Star Alan Dale of Neighbors fame leads a cast of untalented actors and barely adequate musicians who get chopped up by a disfigured slasher.

Ignore reviews which claim this flick is a Heavy Metal Horror Movie. Whatever the awful band in Houseboat Horror may be, they are definitely NOT Heavy Metal. If they were, I’d have covered this movie in my look at over Thirteen Heavy Metal Horrors from the 1980s. The band here is called a “disco group” multiple times, which made me wonder if Australians really still considered disco “cool” by 1989.

Taking things from the top, Houseboat Horror is set in Victoria, Australia at Lake Eildon going by the fictional name Lake Infinity. Alan Dale stars as director Grant Evans, who will be making a music video with a supposedly hot new Aussie band on a houseboat. 

Text onscreen tells us it is October, which in Australia should be Spring, but the Aussie filmmakers for some reason have the characters keep saying it’s Winter. Guess they forgot what month they claimed it was.

The destined slasher victims proceed in multiple vehicles to Lake Infinity to shoot their video. The car with the musicians and a couple of groupies in it actually shows sense enough not to pick up a creepy, oddly dressed hitchhiker who turns out to be the movie’s slasher, Acid Head. Continue reading →

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 25th

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NUMBER SEVEN TAKES A FALL – In the NAIA, the 23rd ranked SOUTHWESTERN COLLEGE MOUNDBUILDERS visited the number 7 team in the nation – the FRIENDS UNIVERSITY FALCONS. By Halftime the Moundbuilders were on top 20-14, and 26-21 to end the 3rd Quarter. From there Southwestern College won the game 40-21.

ENTER: THE DRAGONS – The NCAA Division 2 TIFFIN UNIVERSITY DRAGONS traveled to face the HILLSDALE COLLEGE CHARGERS. A 7-7 1st Quarter tie became a 21-7 Dragons advantage at the Half. After the break, the Chargers shut out Tiffin but still lost to them 21-14. Continue reading →

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