TWENTY-SIX MEN (1957-1959) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

With Frontierado fast approaching (August 7th this year) here’s another seasonal post from Balladeer’s Blog.

TWENTY-SIX MEN (1957-1959) – This television series ran for two seasons and 78 half-hour episodes. It dramatized the early years of the Arizona Rangers, who were established on March 21st, 1901, and for years consisted of just 26 men. Stories were based on the Arizona Rangers case files.

The program was unique in that it dealt with this law enforcement group instead of the more famous Texas Rangers. Additional novelty came from the turn of the century setting, since most other westerns of the time were set firmly in the 1800s. B-Movie icon Tris Coffin starred as Captain Tom Rynning with Kelo Henderson (lower right) as show heart-throb Ranger Clint Travis.

STANDOUT EPISODES:   

THE RECRUIT – In this 1st episode of the series, Captain Rynning and Clint Travis receive an emergency telegram from a newspaper editor in Wilcox, Arizona. They ride there, but find the editor has been lynched, so they set about investigating what happened. With Don Haggerty as Big Red Monahan.

TROUBLE AT PINNACLE PEAK – Our main characters lead several Arizona Rangers in pursuit of a ruthless gang of outlaws. A Native American Scout helps in tracking them.

BORDER INCIDENT – Ranger Travis goes undercover as a gunrunner to shut down weapons smugglers who are fomenting violence on both sides of America’s border with Mexico. Continue reading

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JULY TWENTY-NINTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with another current events roundup from an America where anti-Trump loons insisted back in April that he had died at Walter Reed Hospital. So remember that regarding whatever ridiculous lies they’re telling about him right now.

U.S. MILITARY THWARTS ATTEMPTED SURPRISE ATTACK BY THE FASCIST IRANIAN REGIME. More HERE.

“FILTHY FAUCI”: MORE AND MORE EVIDENCE OF ANTHONY FAUCI’S CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, THIS TIME IN HIS OWN WORDS. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. From his failures against AIDS decades ago to his legacy of corruption during Covid, Fauci’s name always puts me in mind of unnecessary deaths.

DON’T EVER FORGET ANTHONY FAUCI’S TORTURING OF BEAGLES. “DR. DEATH” DIDN’T LIMIT HIS CORRUPTION AND INFLICTION OF PAIN TO JUST HUMAN BEINGS. 

MORE ABOUT THE ULTIMATE LYSENKOIST CALLED ANTHONY FAUCI. But just because he argued with President Trump, Democrats canonized him. Even more HERE. More Fauci lies HERE. Fauci lied. People died.

FAUCI’S DIARY REVEALS THAT HE KNEW AS FAR BACK AS 2020 THAT COVID WAS CAUSED BY A LAB LEAK. But because Trump was right about that it made the president’s unhinged haters like Fauci determined to cover it up.

THE DELUSIONS OF ANTHONY FAUCI IN HIS OWN WORDS.

NEW JERSEY’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR STILL FIGHTING TO COVER UP THE STATE’S MASSIVE NUMBER OF NON-CITIZENS ON ITS VOTER ROLLS. The real figure is probably even higher than seventy-five thousand.

SENATORS COURAGEOUSLY REBELLING AGAINST REPUBLICAN THUNE’S INSISTENCE ON “TAKING A BREAK” WHILE SO MUCH STILL NEEDS DONE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES AGAIN RESULT IN HIGHER WAGES FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

MASSACHUSETTS TEACHER AND CAMP COUNSELOR ARRESTED IN CHILD PORN CASE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? Continue reading

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THE OZIDI SAGA OF NIGERIA: PART FOUR

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE. FOR PART TWO CLICK HERE. FOR PART THREE CLICK HERE.     

PART FOUR: When our previous installment ended, Ozidi had killed and beheaded three of his father’s murderers, bringing his soul that much closer to being freed from the deadlands limbo where it was stranded.

He and his sorceress grandmother Oreame began planning to deal with Ofe, the leader of the conspirators who murdered Ozidi the Elder so that they could rule Orua through the elder Ozidi’s mentally unfit brother, King Temugedege. Ofe was growing to fear Ozidi the Younger after the power and skill he had demonstrated in killing his first three opponents.

Ofe manipulated one of his other co-conspirators, Akpobrisi the Net-Wielder Whose Touch Was Death, into attacking Ozidi at the home of his uncle, King Temugedege. And not one-on-one like the three dead and decapitated men Ozidi the Younger had already slain, but with an army of men at his side. Continue reading

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HUGH ANDERSON: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

This year the Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 7th. Frontierado always celebrates the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality.

HUGH ANDERSON – Born in 1851, Hugh was the son of a successful Texas rancher. Anderson learned every aspect of the business from his father but had a tendency to fall in with rowdy crowds and sometimes engaged in hell-raising with mad dog gunfighter John Wesley Hardin.

In the summer of 1871 Hugh and his father were running a cattle drive from their Texas ranch to the new railhead at Newton, Kansas. Enroute to Newton, the Andersons and their cowboys were overtaken by John Wesley Hardin, who was on the trail of gunman for hire Juan Bideno for killing his friend Billy Cohron in a gunfight.

Hugh agreed to ride with Hardin on his revenge quest. How Anderson’s father felt about his promising but volatile son running off on this side quest in the middle of a cattle drive is anybody’s guess. Continue reading

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SPECIAL BLOG POST: THE ELMER AWARDS FROM SPOOKS HOTEL

Balladeer’s Blog’s love of Movie Host Shows is no secret. Recently I thanked Mike Pieper from Spooks Hotel (1985-1993, 1999-2000) for providing corrections and clarifications on that neglected Bad Movie Show hosted by Joan Kelley-Cordt as Angie LaBanshee and later as Mrs. Spooks. Mike also provided the details about Spooks Hotel‘s Elmer Awards episodes, shown once annually in 1991, 1992 and 1993.

The awards were named after one of the show’s supporting characters, Elmer the Mummy Bellboy, played by Pieper for the first three years of this program. The Elmer Awards let the Spooks Hotel team “honor” various categories from that season’s Bad Movies.

*** THE 1991 ELMER AWARDS – The awards were presented as the episode’s Host Segments. The Golden Turkey being shown was Bela Lugosi’s anti-classic The Corpse Vanishes.  Hosting the Elmer Awards were Joan as Mrs. Spooks, owner of Spooks Hotel, and her seldom-seen husband, mad scientist Dr. Spooks (at left). Elmer himself accepted on behalf of each winner. 

MOST RIDICULOUS LOOKING CREATURE: Nominees – The Sea Creature in The Creature from the Haunted Sea … Zontar in Zontar, the Thing from Venus … The Giant Gumby Rock Creatures from Missile to the Moon … The Giant Brain in The Brain from Planet Arous. WINNER: The Sea Creature.

BEST SCREAM: Presenters – Aunt Hagatha and Uncle Charlie (sort of a proto-Seth Rogan type). Nominees – Bubbles Cash in Mars Needs Women … Lenita Lane in The Bat … Margie Dean in The Quatermass Experiment … Peggy Webber in The Screaming Skull … Candace Hilligoss in Carnival of Souls. WINNER: Peggy Webber.    Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR JULY TWENTY-SEVENTH

It’s a current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where Democrat-held New Jersey’s claim that only 6,500 illegals were on their voter roles has now been proven to be about 75,000 instead.

ILHAN OMAR CRIME FAMILY: MORE TIES WITH MINNESOTA’S MILLIONS IN FRAUD. More HERE.

MAMDANI’S WIFE RAISED MONEY FOR GAZA, BUT NEVER DONATED IT

DEMOCRAT-HELD MINNESOTA TO USE TAXPAYER FUNDED DOLLS WITH INTERCHANGEABLE GENITALS THIS FALL TO FORCE TRANSGENDERISM ON FOUR-YEAR-OLDS AND UP. More HERE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

EVEN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY MEDIA OUTLET THE NEW YORK TIMES ADMITS WHAT A DUMPSTER FIRE THE PARTY HAS BECOME.

UKRAINE AND GREECE DISTINGUISH THEMSELVES AS ALLIES AGAINST IRAN. Zelensky and the Greek leaders recognize that the Iranian regime is as much of a menace as crazed War Criminal Vlad Putin is.

INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT’S CHIEF PROSECUTOR FIRED OVER SEXUAL MISCONDUCT SCANDAL. Karma in action.

EVEN MARK HALPERIN ADMITS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RIGHT ABOUT NON-CITIZENS BEING ON SOME STATES’ VOTER ROLLS.

ICE IN HOUSTON ARRESTS TWO HUNDRED SIXTY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CONVICTED OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON CHILDREN AND ADULTS, KIDNAPPING AND OTHER VIOLENT CRIMES. More HERE. And as always, the only reason they were still at large is because of insane Democrat “sanctuary” and other pro-illegal policies.

HAWAII’S DEMOCRAT LIEUTENANT-GOVERNOR CAUGHT IN PAY-TO-PLAY SCANDAL Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE AUTOMATIC MAID (1893)

primitive robotTHE AUTOMATIC MAID-OF-ALL-WORK. A POSSIBLE TALE OF THE NEAR FUTURE (1893) – Written by female author M.L. Campbell. Obviously, I shortened the title for my blog post headline. Balladeer’s Blog’s look at “ancient” science fiction continues with this 1893 robot story.

Well-to-do John Matheson and his wife are having a hard time keeping a maid. To satisfy his hard to please wife, the inventor works away in his laboratory/ workshop to perfect his new idea: a mechanized “Maid-Of-All-Work” hoping this will solve the domestic staff issue. Continue reading

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SARTANA: MY SECOND FAVORITE SPAGHETTI WESTERN SERIES

As Frontierado fast approaches – Friday, August 7th this year – Balladeer’s Blog is here with another seasonal post. The Frontierado holiday is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality.

SARTANA: For the record, the Sartana movies starring Gianni Garko as the gambler-gunslinger are my favorites. His personality is a bit lighter than that of my top favorite Spaghetti Western gunslinger – Franco Nero in the original 1960s Django and its only official sequel, Django Strikes Again

      In addition, Sartana’s films generally stay away from negative emotions like the original Django carried around with him. Sartana’s world is filled mostly with gunmen as cold-blooded and professional as himself. They deserve to be killed and Sartana recognizes that he deserves it, too, it’s just that he proves harder to kill than his enemies ever do. 

      The Sartana movies start out pretty grounded (for Spaghetti Westerns) but as the franchise goes along the installments grow closer to Robert Conrad’s Wild, Wild West series and our hero’s trick guns almost equal James Bond’s gadgets. Sartana himself stops just short of being a swashbuckler as he boldly tweaks the villains with more and more audacity.   

      In this post I will first review the movies in which Gianni Garko played this unusual hero, then George Hilton’s “official” Sartana sequel, then touch on a few of the oddities. Like Django, Sartana inspired many, many “unofficial” sequels – several of which bear the name of the character in the title but not in the actual movie.   

IF YOU MEET SARTANA … PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH (1968) – Sartana shadows a gold shipment being handled by stagecoach across the desert in one of the most distinctive Spaghetti Western entrances this side of Charles Bronson in Once Upon a Time in the West. From there, the double-crosses fly like shrapnel among the main characters.

Lasky (William Berger) and his outlaw gang ultimately succeed in robbing the shipment, but our snuff-sniffing villain slaughters his gang members when betrayal seems to be in the air. The only one he lets live is his buddy Morgan (THE Klaus Kinski) and the pair decide to try adding to their haul by blackmailing the banker and other supposedly “respectable” citizens who wanted the gold stolen. Continue reading

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TEEN TITANS (1971-1973)

This weekend’s light-hearted and escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a particular arc of stories from DC’s original Teen Titans series.

TEEN TITANS Vol 1 #32 (Apr 1971)

Title: A Mystical Realm … A World Gone Mad

Teen Titans Roster: Robin, Kid Flash, Wonder Girl, Speedy (should be Red Arrow), Lilith (later called Omen) and Malcolm Duncan (their black member who later became Hornblower and then the new Guardian)

Villain: Jupiterius

Synopsis: Mr. Loren Jupiter, the eccentric billionaire who finances the Teen Titans, tries to experiment with time travel. He accidentally sends Mal back to prehistoric times and Kid Flash is sent back to retrieve him. The two run afoul of a teen caveman called Gnarrk (soon to join the team) and accidentally cause his death.

When they return to their own time period it turns out that Gnarrk’s death caused a butterfly effect and the “present” is now ruled by an evil version of Loren Jupiter called Jupiterius. He rules the world with Lilith’s (on stairs) sorcery, monsters and the evil counterparts of what would have been the other Teen Titans.    Continue reading

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JULY TWENTY-FOURTH NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog ends the week with this current events roundup.

SEVENTIETH GUILTY PLEA IN MINNESOTA’S TWO HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR BENEFIT FRAUD RING.

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES UNHAPPY THAT THE WAR HAS ENDED IRAN’S ABILITY TO FUND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM.

NON-CITIZENS ON VOTING ROLLS SCANDAL, THIS TIME IN PENNSYLVANIA, IN THE NEWS AGAIN.

HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON PUTS UP WIN AFTER WIN WHILE SENATOR THUNE DOES NOTHING BUT FAIL. More Thune buffoonery HERE. White House criticizes Thune HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES FUELING THE AMERICAN MANUFACTURING RESURGENCE. More HERE.

ENERGY MINISTER OF CYPRUS SAYS TRUMP’S ENERGY SECURITY ENGAGEMENT IS “VITAL TO THE FUTURE OF THE WEST.”

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY STATE” VIRGINIA CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY ASSAULTING AND KILLING A TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRL. More HERE. And HERE. As usual, victims get no “sanctuary” from the Democrats, only the perpetrators do.

OBAMA-RELEASED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT KILLS THREE.

FIFTH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS RULES ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CASES. Continue reading

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