FILM REVIEW: SIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998) ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES

Six String SamuraiSIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998) – 91 minutes – Directed by Lance Mungia … Starring Jeffrey Falcon and Justin McGuire … Written by Lance Mungia and Jeffrey Falcon … Soundtrack by Brian Tyler and the Red Elvises  

There’s an old saying to the effect that every American male who loves movies wishes on some level that they had directed The Wild Bunch. Generalizations like that are very seldom accurate and at least in my case that particular one is very far from the truth. If I wished I had directed any one movie it would be Six-String Samurai.  

Trying to offer a brief description of this film is virtually impossible but for the sake of attracting new viewers to this underappreciated flick I’ll take a shot at it by calling it surrealism’s only two-fisted action blockbuster. For its visual style Six-String Samurai slyly adopts the cinematic elements and directorial grammar that are shared by the best samurai films, Spaghetti Westerns and post-apocalypse actioners. And in this age of FAR too many comic-book action movies it has to be said that the fight scenes in 6SS outclass many seen in Marvel, Dark Horse or DC’s screen projects.    

Fans of the Coen Brothers, David Lynch, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Guillermo del Toro would likely love this film as much as I do. Just as the Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER TWENTY-FIRST NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is back with a Monday current events roundup where the same Democrat hypocrites who encouraged Obama and Biden to ban opposition party outlets from White House press functions are feigning outrage that Trump has temporarily done so to Democrat media outlets that have been caught consistently in monumental hoaxes.

They were silent when Biden banned The New York Post. More HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S MEDICAID DRUG DISCOUNTS ADOPTED BY ALL FIFTY STATES NOW. He’s the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Privileged one-percenter celebrities and other Democrat media outlet figures hate Trump for not instead pandering to their boutique issues. 

        More HERE. And remember – anti-Trump hysteria is such that many Democrats have said they refuse to take advantage of the low prices just because Trump is the man behind them. They are deranged people.   

TRUMP’S ECONOMIC POLICIES BRING POVERTY IN THE U.S. TO AN ALL-TIME LOW. Yet, some of his nominal party’s voters snivel “But, but, Democrats make fun of us when we defend him.” Grow a backbone already.

PRESIDENT TRUMP VINDICATED AGAIN WITH HUGE GREENLAND DEAL. More HERE. And HERE.

A REMINDER ABOUT THE BIDEN REGIME’S NINE POINT ONE PERCENT INFLATION.

TRUMP SIGNS BILL IMPOSING SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA TO HELP DEFEAT PUTIN IN UKRAINE WAR. Which has been raging for years since Joe Biden told Putin “a minor incursion” would be fine.

AND YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING AND RAPING AN UNDERAGED GIRL

TEACHER NABBED IN PEDOPHILE STING OPERATION FOR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A TEN-YEAR-OLD. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: BARACK OBAMA – COMMANDER IN FAILURE: AN AFRICAN AMERICAN LOOKS AT HOW OBAMA FAILED

FROM MAY 13th, 2020: One of the many books examining the travesty of Barack Obama’s presidency. 

“With so many other outlets covering the landslide of new evidence emerging against Barack Obama and his administration’s criminal behavior & other scandals, Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog has decided to instead focus on this underrated book.

Commander In FailureMartin Luther King Person of Courage Kiara Ashanti (above right) authored COMMANDER-IN-FAILURE: AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN REFLECTS ON AMERICA’S FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT AND HOW HE FAILED US ALL. It’s a riveting read.

No presidential administration has ever been “scandal-free” and only fools or fanatics try to claim otherwise. Such talk belongs in fiction, not serious, adult conversations.

Unfortunately, Obama partisans rarely care about facts. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: SEPTEMBER TWENTIETH

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DIVISION TWO OVER DIVISION ONE – The NCAA Division 2 team the DELTA STATE STATESMEN traveled to face NCAA Division 1’s MISSISSIPPI VALLEY STATE DELTA DEVILS. After a scoreless 1st Quarter, the Delta Devils went up 3-0 at the Half. The Statesmen took a 14-6 advantage to end the 3rd Quarter before consummating the Upset 21-6 in the 4th. 

DIVISION THREE OVER DIVISION TWO – NCAA Division 3’s BREVARD COLLEGE TORNADOES defeated their hosts the D2 ERSKINE COLLEGE FLYING FLEET by a final score of 27-14    ###    And the D3 team the UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT LACROSSE EAGLES won big 47-13 at the D2 WAYNE STATE WARRIORS. Continue reading

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NEW ZEALAND GRANTED WOMEN OF ALL COLORS THE RIGHT TO VOTE ON THIS DATE IN 1893

SEPTEMBER 19th, 1893 – New Zealand’s suffrage movement ended in success as the Electoral Act of 1893 was signed by Governor Lord Glasgow.  Kate Sheppard was one of the prominent women leading the movement, and the Women’s Christian Temperence Union were also crucial in pushing for women’s suffrage. Continue reading

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THE RED SKULL: 1940s & 1950s STORIES

Last weekend’s escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looked at the earliest Dr. Doom stories and was a big hit. This time I’m looking at the earliest Red Skull stories.

CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS Vol 1 #1 (March 1941)

Story 5: The Riddle of the Red Skull

Synopsis: Even though America has not yet entered World War 2, Nazi agent the Red Skull has been sending his calling cards to assorted American military and intelligence figures, then inevitably ambushes and kills them shortly afterward with poison from a hypodermic needle.

Major Croy is the latest figure to receive the Red Skull’s card. Steve Rogers and J.B. Barnes try to protect him but he waves off the offer. The Red Skull shows up and kills Croy. 

Captain America recognizes how deadly the Red Skull is and orders Bucky to stay out of this case. The sidekick investigates on his own and gets captured by the Red Skull and his men. Captain America shows up and frees him, but the Skull and his underlings escape.

The next day at Camp Lehigh, Rogers and Barnes witness the fiery destruction of industrialist George Maxon’s latest military aircraft during a test flight. The Red Skull is behind this, too. That night the Skull shows up at the home of General Charles Manor in the Virginia suburbs and kills him.

Before he can escape, Captain America shows up. It turns out that the Red Skull has been using George Maxon as an agent and Maxon dies in the fight with Cap. The Red Skull himself is still at large and Cap discovers a note proving that the Skull answers directly to Hitler himself.    Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER EIGHTEENTH

Here’s a Friday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

EVEN THE DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET THE DETROIT NEWS ENDORSES REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE MIKE ROGERS OVER DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED. Their reasons are spot on. 

DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE SHOFFER SAYS SHE’D “TRADE FIVE AMERICANS FOR ONE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.” 

LIFELONG DEMOCRAT WHOSE SON AND HIS WIFE WERE KILLED BY A BIDEN-RELEASED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TELLS CONGRESS THAT SHE IS “ASHAMED OF WHAT MY PARTY IS DOING“. 

MORE ABOUT THE ONGOING SCANDALS IN THE DEMOCRAT FUND-RAISING ARM CALLED ACTBLUE. More HERE. And HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES BRING THE LOWEST JOBLESS CLAIMS SINCE 1969. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

TRUMP EFFECT: HITACHI COMMITS TO U.S. MANUFACTURING WITH FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY-EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR FACTORY IN MISSISSIPPI.

HINDERAKER ON PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BOOMING ECONOMY AND THE BIZARRE PROPAGANDA AGAINST IT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ECONOMY BRINGS RECORD LOW POVERTY RATES FOR CHILDREN AND HISPANIC-AMERICANS

FLASHBACK: DEMOCRAT ANDREW YANG ON HOW DEMOCRATS HAVE BETRAYED THE WORKING CLASS.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ABRAHAM ACCORDS CONTINUE TO PRODUCE POSITIVE RESULTS AS MOROCCO AND ISRAEL AGREE TO OPEN EMBASSIES.

TRUMP AND POLAND WORK ON U.S. MILITARY BASE IN THE COUNTRY TO HELP CHECK WAR CRIMINAL VLAD PUTIN.

EVEN THE “PROGRESSIVE POLICY INSTITUTE” IS POINTING OUT HOW AMERICA’S TEACHERS UNIONS LEAD TO LOWER LITERACY SCORES FOR STUDENTS. Continue reading

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THE OZIDI EPIC OF NIGERIA: PART TEN

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE. PART FOUR HERE. PART FIVE HERE. PART SIX HERE. PART SEVEN HERE. PART EIGHT HERE. PART NINE HERE.

PART TEN – We begin this installment with a much more mature and sober-minded Ozidi. We’ve seen him go from his wild and unavoidable embrace of violence during his revenge quest against the murderers of his father to destructively maintaining that reflexive violence after his vengeance had been achieved.

From there we saw him learn humility from facing disastrous setbacks – albeit temporary ones – in combat and last time around we saw Ozidi grow disillusioned with violence due to the tragic circumstances it brought on.

Our now more serious hero has resumed his walks around his unfit uncle King Temugedege’s land Orua. Word reached him about the abuses being inflicted on the people by the brutish Ogodu, a muscular hulk of a man who had a malformed face with the eyes on top of his head.

Now moved by a sense of obligation toward the well-being of the people and no longer just revenge or proving his mettle against any powerful rival he encountered, Ozidi nobly went in search of Ogodu. Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTESS: SALLY THE ZOMBIE CHEERLEADER (2005-2007, 2009-present)

SALLY THE ZOMBIE CHEERLEADER – This horror hostess is portrayed by Nicole Galeano aka Nicole M. King aka Nicole M. Brooks. The Zombie Cheerleader started appearing on Public Access Cable around 2001, and in 2005 the undead pom-pom girl launched one of her best-known Movie Hostess programs – The Zombie Cheerleader’s School of Horror.

Sally cleverly used a black & white riff on the old MGM roaring lion logo on the production. “Hic Sunt Monstri” is Latin for Here be Monsters, making our subject’s motto a play on MGM’s “Ars Gratia Artis” – Art for Art’s Sake – and “Hic Sunt Dracones” – Here be Dragons, from very old maps. 

The Zombie Cheerleader’s School of Horror lasted into 2007 and the supporting cast consisted of her daughter Genevieve Brooks as Zombette, an underclass and undead cheerleader who assisted the star, as did the monstrous Mr. Hairyhands, played by Daniel Brooks.

Letting her daughter be part of the show reminded me of the old Philadelphia Movie Host Dr. Shock making his child Doreen a co-star as “Bubbles.”

In 2009 our Movie Hostess returned with her new program The Zombie Cheerleader Show, which has been running on various outlets including TV stations from America’s northeastern states westward to Hawaii. The Zombie Cheerleader Show also enjoys runs on assorted cable and streaming platforms, YouTube, Vimeo, The Monster Channel, The Vortex, Tingler TV and Roku. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE BARZEITSON EXPERIMENT (1888)

THE BARZEITSON EXPERIMENT (1888) – Written by female author Rebecca Rogers.

In Paris, ladies’ man and playboy Ambroise Schlegel strikes up a friendship with mad scientist Professor Barzeitson and his beautiful young wife. Ambroise has obvious designs on the woman, but she is unresponsive.

He persists and as an excuse to keep crossing paths with the lovely lady pretends to take an interest in what he thinks are the lunatic ravings of the professor. One day Barzeitson reveals to Ambroise the results of some of his secret works. Continue reading

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