TEN FORGOTTEN TELEVISION TURKEYS

This time around in Balladeer’s Blog’s recurring feature Forgotten Television we’ll take a brief look at some dumb attempts at launching sitcoms.

mcgurkMCGURK (1979)

Stars: Barney Martin, Hamilton Camp, Sherry Lynn

Premise: Five actors dressed up as dogs hung out and joked about their human owners. The dogs’ owners, that is. Believe it or not the talented Peter Bonerz directed this unsold sitcom pilot and Brandon Tartikoff was executive producer. How either of them had the nerve to show their faces in public again is beyond me. (ORIGINALLY TITLED A DOG’S LIFE)

WHERE’S MOMMA? (1974)

Stars: Richard Mulligan, Michele Carey

Premise: Mulligan starred as a widowed real estate agent who was so ill-prepared to raise his twin children that his wife, played by Michele Carey, returned from the afterlife to help him out. Only Mulligan’s character could see the wife’s ghost, leading to the usual “comedy” set pieces.  Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER TWENTY-EIGHTH

Monday is here with another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. Democrats are still gibbering about further devaluing the importance of impeachment by wanting to try it again if they seize Congress in the midterms. They’ve made impeachments routine, meaningless political gamesmanship. Remember the saying “You can indict a ham sandwich?” Well, apparently “You can impeach a ham sandwich” too.

FLASHBACK: NEW YORK TIMES WRITER CALLS OBAMA “THE GREATEST THREAT TO PRESS FREEDOM IN A GENERATION.” – So bear this in mind when it comes to Democrat media outlets’ ridiculous hysteria about Trump’s reasonable actions. The privileged, biased one-percenters who pretend to be reporters express themselves purely in over-the-top apocalypticism.

GREAT PIECE: SCHLICHTER “SO TIRED OF THE LOUDMOUTH QUITTERS” ABOUT THE MIDTERMS.

CAPITAL GOODS SURGE AMID BUSINESS BOOM.

NICKI MINAJ COURAGEOUSLY CALLS OUT DEMOCRAT RACISM AND REMINDS BLACK VOTERS THEY DO NOT HAVE TO VOTE THE WAY DEMOCRATS ORDER THEM TO. More HERE.

PRENTICE ON DEMOCRAT VIOLENCE AND AUTHORITARIANISM. Related HERE.

NEW YORK TIMES “REPORTER” (LOL) ADMITS THAT GAZA HYSTERIA REPLACED A LOT OF DEMOCRATS’ “WOKE ONE” LITMUS TESTS. And I say again, when online ankle-biters pretend “woke” doesn’t exist remind them that AOC and the New York Times have admitted it exists and consists of “woke one” and “woke two point oh”. Continue reading →

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A FAMILY SKELETON (1885)

A FAMILY SKELETON (1885) – This short story was written by one of Balladeer’s Blog’s favorite neglected sci-fi authors – Robert Duncan Milne. This time around, Milne’s tale deals with a French nobleman and his wife, who has proven to be sterile.

Experimental fertility treatments at last result in the wife becoming pregnant. On the day that she gives birth, she and her husband are horrified by the resulting offspring. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: SEPT 27th

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NAIA OVER NCAA DIV TWO – Yet another of the 2026 season’s Upsets by an NAIA football team – the WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS – over a D2 team – the CLARK ATLANTA UNIVERSITY PANTHERS. The Royals led their hosts 10-0, 17-3 and 25-10 in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Quarters, respectively. In the 4th Warner U. consummated the Upset 32-10.

SPIRIT OF EIGHTY-TWO – Staying with the NAIA for a moment, the SOUTHWESTERN COLLEGE MOUNDBUILDERS took it on the road against the BETHANY COLLEGE SWEDES. The Moundbuilders folded, spindled and mutilated Bethany College, converting their 28-0 1st Quarter lead into a 55-0 advantage at the Half. In the end, Southwestern College won EIGHTY-TWO to SIXTEEN!   Continue reading →

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MOON GIRL (1947-1949)

This weekend’s escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at the Golden Age superheroine Moon Girl from E.C. Comics.

MOON GIRL

First Appearance: Moon Girl #1 (Fall 1947). Her origin story was also printed in The Happy Houlihans #1 (Fall 1947) and Animal Fables #7 (Nov 1947).  

Secret Identity: Clare Lune, high school teacher

Origin: Moon Girl was a princess of Samarkand, but not the real Samarkand in Uzbekistan, but rather the mythic Samarkand of ancient legends. Women ruled in our heroine’s Samarkand, and once she reached marriageable age in 1947, Prince Mengu from a land 1,000 miles away came to woo her.

Her mother the Queen of Samarkand gave her a family heirloom – the Magic Moonstone which the first princess of Samarkand – a woman warrior – took on the battlefield from the evil wizard Ka-Zhan in the 1200s A.D.. The moonstone granted her super-powers, but even before she possessed the stone she had been able to defeat all men who desired her in combat. Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a Friday current events roundup.

I.C.E. RAIDS DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” LOCALES TO ARREST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CONVICTED OF MURDER, CHILD RAPE AND CHILD PORN. Democrat policies are the only reason they were still at large.

PREVIOUSLY DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN LOUISIANA CHARGED WITH FIVE COUNTS OF CHILD RAPE. Someone should ask privileged white one percenter Bruce Springsteen about this.

CLUELESS ANTI-TRUMP LOONS FORGET THAT HAMBURGER AND GASOLINE WERE MORE EXPENSIVE WHEN OBAMA WAS IN OFFICE. Their TDS clouds their minds.

FLORIDA A.G. HAS TO STEP IN TO STOP TEACHER FROM HARASSING EIGHTH GRADE STUDENT BASED ON THEIR POLITICAL AFFILIATION. Democrats have thoroughly politicized every level of “education.”

PARENTS OUTRAGED THAT NEW JERSEY’S DEMOCRAT-RUN SCHOOL LET TEACHER REQUIRE HER STUDENTS TO KEEP IMAGE OF DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN ON THEIR COMPUTERS. 

BUSINESS DIGEST: HIGHEST EMPLOYMENT SUMMER FOR YOUNG MEN IN FIVE YEARS.

READ THIS IF YOU FORGOT THAT AMERICA’S DEMOCRATS ARE POLITICAL ROBOTS, NOT FULLY DEVELOPED HUMAN BEINGS.

MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRATS OUTRAGED AT A LESBIAN BAR FOR – HERE IN 2026 – FINALLY DROPPING THEIR COVID-ERA MASK REQUIREMENTS. See above. There is something seriously wrong with 2026 Democrats. Continue reading →

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OZIDI EPIC OF NIGERIA: PART ELEVEN

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE. PART FOUR HERE. PART FIVE HERE. PART SIX HERE. PART SEVEN HERE. PART EIGHT HERE. PART NINE HERE. PART TEN HERE.

PART ELEVEN – Back at the home of his unfit uncle King Temugedege, Ozidi took Odogu’s Wife to bed with him that night. Though she seemed to willingly leave Odogu’s home, and in fact had led Ozidi by the hand as they fled, it became clear that the woman was playing a game of her own.

She and the eager Ozidi would kiss and cuddle and a bit more, but when our main character tried to enter her, Odogu’s Wife would go all coy again and try to get Ozidi to tell her the secret of his strength and his supernatural weapons. Our hero stubbornly refused.

So it went the next night, too, with Odogu’s Wife also inquiring about the magic powers of Ozidi’s sorceress grandmother Oreame. Over the next few nights, Ozidi, much shrewder than he had been before, pretended to go and get an object which would reveal all his and Oreame’s secrets to Odogu’s Wife. Continue reading →

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ANNE OF THE INDIES (1951) FEMALE PIRATE MOVIE

ANNE OF THE INDIES (1951) – Jean Peters stars as female pirate Captain Anne Providence, commander of the ship Sheba Queen. One day she and her crew seize a British ship in the West Indies.

French Captain Pierre LaRochelle (THE Louis Jourdan), himself a pirate, is imprisoned on the vessel. Anne takes a shine to Captain LaRochelle and gives him a choice – walk the plank like the other captives or join her crew and serve under her.

Pierre sensibly joins Captain Providence’s crew and takes part in the Sheba Queen‘s further plundering. The two buccaneers fall in love. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOST “TV’s DRACULA” (1984-1989, 1996-1998, 2000-2002)

TV’s DRACULA aka Jake Esau, hosted his Bad Movie shows in the old-school “vampire with a campy Bela Lugosi as Dracula accent” manner. His schtick involved the well-worn plays on words to emphasize anything that came close to “scary” or “bloody” during his Host Segments or his in-character gigs doing television commercials.

All of Esau’s Movie Hosting shows aired in the Minneapolis/ St. Paul area. Those shows:

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (May 12th, 1984- ?, 1986) – Aired at 10:30pm on Saturdays on KITN-TV. Was a Double Feature for most of its run.

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (Sept 19th, 1987- Dec 26th, 1989) – Aired weekly on Saturdays on CCO Cable (also called KXLI-TV) AND syndicated on KPOL in Tucson, AZ. 

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (?, 1996- ?, 1998) – Aired weekly on an undetermined day and time on KMWB.

HORROR INCORPORATED (Sept 16th, 2000- Sept 7th, 2002) – Aired on Saturday nights at Midnight on KSTC. Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER TWENTY-THIRD

Time for a mid-week current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

TWO MORE OF US FORMER DEMOCRATS CALL OUT THE PARTY’S INTOLERANT AND CORRUPT BEHAVIOR.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS CALLED OUT FOR DEMANDING SPECIAL ACCESS THAT NO DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT WOULD EVER GIVE TO OPPOSITION PARTY OUTLETS.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN STILL EXPECTS THE PUBLIC TO TAKE BRIAN STELTER SERIOUSLY AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT PLEASURING HIMSELF ON OFFICE VIDEO CALL.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNOW EMPLOYEE INSERTS HER OWN “CORRECTION” OF PRESIDENT TRUMP DURING LIVE COVERAGE BUT SHE WAS WRONG AND HAD TO ISSUE A CORRECTION ON HER ABSURD INTERRUPTION.

THREE-TIME DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON ON CHILD PORN CHARGES. But Democrats consider the people who arrest perps like this to be the bad guys.

AND YET ANOTHER BIDEN-RELEASED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KILLING TWO PEOPLE IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” STATE CALIFORNIA. As always, no sanctuary for victims under Democrats, only for perpetrators.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED OVER SCAM THAT STOLE THIRTY-ONE MILLION DOLLARS FROM VICTIMS.

YORK ON TRUMP REDUCING POVERTY TO HISTORIC LOW. Continue reading →

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