COUNTDOWN CANADA (1970) A MOCK NEWS SPECIAL ABOUT CANADA MERGING WITH THE UNITED STATES

COUNTDOWN CANADA (1970) – Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am amazed that this vintage Canadian Television work of speculative fiction hasn’t received renewed fame in 2026. Countdown Canada uses the approach of the Orson Welles War of the Worlds radio broadcast and the later television production Special Bulletin. Throw in other examples like James Burke’s After the Warming if you like.

Though this aired on Canadian television in 1970 the story is set in 1979. The current head of Canada’s government won election on a campaign of holding a referendum on Canada officially joining the United States, and its provinces each becoming new states in the union. All except for Quebec, which in this fictional 1979 achieved independence earlier in the decade.

The referendum to become part of the United States resulted in a victory for the “yeas” and Countdown Canada is set a few years later as all bureaucratic and constitutional red tape has been dealt with and the last day of an independent Canada has arrived. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOST MADD FRANK (1985-1995)

Halloween Month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog with a look at another old Movie Host.

MADD FRANK – This ghoulish character was played by Kent Kamron, whose real name is Delray K. Dvoracek (but everyone knew him as Nancy). He hosted Madd Frank Presents on KVRR in Fargo, North Dakota from May 1985 to an unknown date in 1995.

The program originally aired Friday nights at 10:00pm, then was moved to 11:00pm Fridays and finally to Saturday nights in various timeslots.

Madd Frank Presents would open with the title character descending stairs which seemed to go on forever, deep down into the bowels of the Earth until Madd Frank reached his studio. He would then light a candle which rested on top of a small talking skull named George, also voiced by Delray Dvoracek.

Frank would then drape his cloak over the upright coffin in which rested a never-seen monster named Harvey, with Dvoracek doing the monster’s voice as well. After comedic opening patter – with Madd Frank’s intentionally groan-worthy jokes punctuated by rimshots – the Madd Programmer (James Erickson) would select a bad or campy movie from the crypt for Frank to present.

The flicks would be the usual So Bad They’re Good fare like The Corpse Grinders, Attack of the Giant Leeches, Day of the Triffids, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, etc.    Continue reading →

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE GALLERY OF MADAME LIU-TSONG (1951)

THE GALLERY OF MADAME LIU-TSONG aka MADAME LIU-TSONG (1951) – The great Anna May Wong starred in this Dumont Network program, which was THE FIRST U.S. TELEVISION SERIES WITH AN ASIAN-AMERICAN STAR. Wong had worked in Silent Films like Peter Pan and The Thief of Bagdad, then as Fu Manchu’s daughter in a few talkies.

After decades of dramatic roles on the big screen, Anna May Wong was offered this vehicle in which even her character’s name was rooted in her real past – Wong Liu-Tsong was Anna May’s birth name.

Madame Liu-Tsong ran her title gallery as well as a string of others. She also did her own detective work regarding thefts, fakes, murders and other crimes involving the world of international art and relics. Think of the female pawn shop detective Miss Hagar Stanley from 1898.

If this show had been done in the 1970s it likely would have been produced in the format of programs like Murder, She Wrote, Banacek, The Snoop Sisters and others. In 1951 it was a half-hour detective series which lasted just 13 episodes. (Some sources mistakenly claim 10 or fewer.)    Continue reading →

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OCTOBER NINETEENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a Monday current events roundup from an America where 2026 Democrats long to unleash the kinds of destruction going on in France and Italy. The rioters conveniently left Muslim businesses unharmed. The “students” nonsense about the Urban Warfare – in France especially – reminds me of the way corporate media kept calling the terrorists who seized the American embassy in 1979 Teheran “students”, too. 

THINK, VOTE, WIN. J.B. Shurk on voting in the midterm elections. 

FAILED MACRON ABANDONS FRANCE TO VISIT KUWAIT.  He even refuses to accept his Interior Minister’s resignation HERE. 

DEMOCRAT ELISSA SLOTKIN OPENLY ADMITS THE PARTY WILL PERSECUTE POLITICAL OPPONENTS TO MAKE CITIZENS AFRAID TO WORK FOR POLITICAL FIGURES THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO WIPE OUT. More HERE.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN NEVADA CAUGHT TRANSPORTING ENOUGH FENTANYL TO KILL UNTOLD NUMBERS OF PEOPLE.

DRUG OVERDOSE DEATHS DOWN FORTY PERCENT UNDER TRUMP.

CITIZENS’ WAGES RISE AS ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION DECREASES.

FLASHBACK: IT TAKES A VILLAGE IDIOT – HILLARY CLINTON FLUNKED THE BAR EXAM.

WISCONSIN DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE STATES HER PRIORITY IS GETTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DRIVERS LICENSES. Continue reading →

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HALLOWEEN READING: CANON ALBERIC’S SCRAPBOOK (1893, 1895)

CANON ALBERIC’S SCRAPBOOK – Written by Montague Rhodes James, and I’m shocked that I still encounter people today who are not familiar with him and his works. Anyway, that made me decide to examine his first supernatural horror story.

Canon Alberic’s Scrapbook was originally written by James and was read aloud by him in October 1893 to his friends in the ChitChat Society at King’s College, Cambridge. It was published in 1895.

The story features Dennistoun, a Cambridge Scholar who takes a vacation on the Continent so he can tour, photograph and sketch old cathedrals in France. Dennistoun bicycles to the town of St.-Bertrand-de-Comminges near Toulouse to cover its cathedral.

A very nervous old Verger is assigned to accompany him and while Dennistoun contentedly whiles away the day lost in the ancient appeal of the cathedral he becomes increasingly aware of the Verger’s discomfort. The older man refuses to leave our main character alone in the building, even when sinister, hollow tittering is heard throughout the cathedral. Continue reading →

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 18th

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KNOCKING OFF NUMBER SIX – In NCAA Division 3 the MARYVILLE COLLEGE SCOTS paid a visit to the number 6 team in the nation – the TRINITY (TX) TIGERS. The Tigers were on top 9-6 at Halftime, but Maryville College went up 13-9 by the end of the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th, the Scots held on for a 16-12 Upset.

WELCOME TO THE OAK BOWL – Up in the NAIA, the PERU STATE BOBCATS defended their Oak Bowl home field against the MOUNT MERCY UNIVERSITY MUSTANGS. The Bobcats parlayed their 10-3 1st Quarter edge into a 38-3 advantage by the Half. After the break, Peru State coasted to a 59-10 triumph. Continue reading →

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RABID GRANNIES (1988) HALLOWEEN MOVIE REVIEW

RABID GRANNIES (1988) – This review of Rabid Grannies applies ONLY to the original uncut edition, NOT the edited version distributed by the Troma Team. The uncut version is well worth watching but the cut version is awful.

The Troma label on display on recent DVD versions of this movie has made some people dismiss this as the usual Troma goofiness – fun and violent but not much of an actual horror film. Wrong!

This Belgian production is, in certain scenes, up there with Italian cannibal movies for gruesomeness and for unflinching violence and gore. The (very) dark humor adds to the overall feel of the flick but it’s not laid on by the ton like in other indie films picked up for distribution by Troma. Continue reading →

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THE VISION: (1968-1971 STORIES)

This weekend’s escapist superhero post looks at milestones in the original saga of the android Avenger called the Vision, since the Marvel tv series VisionQuest is coming out.

AVENGERS Vol 1 #57 (Oct 1968)

Title: Behold … The Vision

Villain: Ultron-5

NOTE: When Ultron made his earliest appearances, he/it numbered his iterations. After Ultron-7 he stopped numbering and just went by Ultron.

Synopsis: The Avengers’ recurring foe Ultron shows up again, intent on wiping out all human life on Earth. This time he has created an incredibly powerful fellow android called the Vision to help kill the Avengers.

The Vision initially helps Ultron, but his logical android mind lets him reject his creator’s commands. He turns against Ultron, saves the Avengers and seemingly destroys Ultron, but obviously he’ll return as Ultron-6.

NOTE: This cover was a partial salute to the very first appearance of the Golden Age Vision created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby (Just like Captain America) in 1940 when Marvel was called Timely Comics.  Continue reading →

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FLASHBACK: ALIEN AND DUNE FRANCHISES AS ALLEGORIES FOR AMERICA RIGHT NOW

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These were originally posted in 2020.

“We’re a world of 7 billion people, 10 billion blogs and 20 billion political poses” is always the opening line of Balladeer’s Blog’s pieces like this. So, let’s have some fun framing American politics as part of the Alien and Dune franchises. Both political parties are bashed.

Ellen RipleyRIPLEY and the other humans in the Alien films are American VOTERS. As we struggle to survive in this dangerous setting we need to stand together against the common threats. And that applies whether a voter considers themselves Independent or Democrat or Republican. Political labels have become meaningless for US as the Neo-Feudalists view all of us as peasants and cannon fodder, anyway.   Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR OCTOBER SIXTEENTH

A week-ending current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL MOCKS DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNOW OVER ITS PROVEN-FAKE REPORT SAYING HE WAS IN RUSSIA WHEN HE WAS REALLY IN VIRGINIA. More literally Fake News.

IRAN-CONTROLLED HOUTHIS ATTACK SAUDI ARABIAN BUSINESS AND HOLY SITES. More HERE. Iran’s regime is at least as bad as Putin’s Russia but we’re told fighting Iran is a “bad war” but the Ukraine conflict is a “good war.”

PRESIDENT TRUMP AT ARIZONA RALLY WITH FLOYD MAYWEATHER. 

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET THE WASHINGTON POST’S EDITORIAL BOARD COMES OUT AGAINST MEDICARE FOR ALL.

CORRUPT JACK SMITH’S HIT LIST EXPOSED. He’s an authoritarian menace.

SOMALILAND IN SECOND DAY OF CELEBRATIONS PRAISING PRESIDENT TRUMP VIA AMERICAN FLAGS AND FIREWORKS.

PATRICIA MCCARTHY ON THE UNHINGED DEMOCRAT LEFTISTS.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S “TRUMP BUMP” FOR SOCIAL SECURITY RECIPIENTS IN 2027 GIVES THEM THE BIGGEST COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN A VERY LONG TIME. I will point out again that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Continue reading →

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