MY TOP FOUR WESTERNS BASED ON REAL-LIFE FIGURES

butch cassidy and the sundance kid 2We all know that in real life the celebrated “heroes” of the old west were a pack of corrupt and/or outrightly criminal thugs who would have had a pretty odd worldview. And let’s face it, by our standards their personal hygiene habits would have been pretty disgusting.

But since the Frontierado holiday is all about celebrating the myth of the West and not the grinding reality of it here’s my list of the Top Four Westerns Based on Real-Life Figures. Coming up with lists like this is one of the perks of being the international commissioner of Frontierado (along with the seven-figure income and a staff of three hundred people).

butch cassidy and the sundance kid1. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID (1969) – Redford and Newman set the standard for the “buddy western” with this magnificent movie. Newman once described this flick by saying “It’s a Continue reading

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JULY TWENTIETH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a Monday current events roundup from an America where Democrats are okay with Ukraine’s war with Russia going on forever and threatening oil exports but oppose America’s war with Iran and similar threats to oil exports.

HOMICIDE DETECTIVES INVESTIGATING DEAD BODY FOUND AT DEMOCRAT AYANNA PRESSLEY’S HOME. More HERE.

STATELY MCDANIEL MANOR ON THE LATE VILLAIN JACK SMITH’S ILLEGAL SPYING ON CONGRESS ATROCITY.

NEW BOMBSHELLS ABOUT THEN-FBI AGENT NIKKI FLORIS SECRETLY RUNNING SABOTAGE OPERATIONS AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP IN 2020.

ADDITIONAL REVELATIONS ABOUT JOE BIDEN BEING IN CHINA’S POCKET. As I’ve said countless times over the years, Joe Biden was the best investment China’s government ever made.

TRUMP IS RIGHT ABOUT VOTING MACHINES: OBAMA-APPOINTED JUDGE AMY TOTENBERG (SISTER OF NINA) LAID OUT THE UNRELIABILITY OF VOTING MACHINES. But since the Democrat judge’s written opinion and order helped The Party in one particular electoral race Democrat hypocrites applauded it. I guess to Democrats voting machines are only unreliable if it’s The Party saying so.

DO-NOTHING REPUBLICAN SENATOR THUNE SUBJECTED TO EVEN MORE RIDICULE FOR FAILING ON THE SAVE ACT AS IT IS POINTED OUT THAT EVEN OLIVE GARDEN REQUIRES PHOTO I.D. FOR THEIR “PASTA PASS.” Are Democrats going to claim that somehow prevents people of color from getting Pasta Passes? And never stop reminding Democrats that their idols in Europe require Voter I.D. Plus, always remember that in 2024 Kamala Harris only won states which do NOT require Voter I.D. 

U.K. – MOTHER OF HENRY NOWAK’S MURDERER SENTENCED FOR HER ROLE IN HIDING THE MURDER WEAPON.

SOME REMINDERS ABOUT THE IRREGULARITIES IN THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. Like I’ve been saying since back then, the 2020 election was as corrupt and tainted as the ones in 1876 and 2000. Continue reading

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IRISH NELLIE CASHMAN: A FRONTIERADO LOOK

The Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 7th this year. As always, the holiday is about the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality. For looks at female gunslingers of the West click HEREFor looks at other women and men of the Far North Gold Rushes click HERE.

IRISH NELLIE CASHMAN – Nellie Cashman was born Ellen O’Kissane in 1845. Sometime between 185o and 1852 her family moved to Boston, where the ambitious young woman was later working as a bellhop at Boston hotels. During the U.S. Civil War Nellie did some spying for the Union cause, following which she and her family moved to San Francisco in 1866.

Irish Nellie worked at various legal professions in Virginia City, NV and Pioche, NV before heading North to British Columbia in Canada during the 1870s Gold Rush. Cashman established a boarding house for gold miners at Telegraph Creek. The savvy businesswoman made money from that venture as well as investing in the gold claims of some of her boarders.

Irish Nellie used part of her growing fortune to finance the Sisters of Saint Anne. When snowstorms trapped dozens of gold seekers in the Cassiar Mountains in a series of avalanches, Irish Nellie heard that Canadian authorities were advising against rescue attempts due to how dangerous the Cassiars were.

That kind of talk was the proverbial music to Nellie’s ears, and soon she took charge of a half-dozen men and led them to the rescue of the trapped gold seekers, many of whom were already dead. She brought food and medicine to them. Cashman herself was briefly buried in one of the series of avalanches but managed to dig herself out. The “Angel of the Cassiars” saved the lives of around 75 people.   Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: A REMINDER ABOUT HOW ANTI-TRUMPERS BLOW HIS EVERY MOVE OUT OF PROPORTION

FROM NOVEMBER 19th, 2019: (And remember, I despise BOTH George W. Bush AND Obama.)

Here’s another item from the unhinged case files of Anti-Donald Trump Hysteria. This was originally posted when Trump-hating buffoons went berserk about Trump firing an ambassador AS ALL PRESIDENTS ARE FREE TO DO. The ignorant and uninformed anti-Trumpers have no clue about how their own country functions as incoming presidential administrations replace the previous administration’s ambassadors (and other personnel) with their own people.

On November 19th, 2019 I referenced a January 3rd article from Huffington Post and the Washington Post about Obama firing all Bush-appointed ambassadors/ demanding their resignations by Inauguration Day. Even though this was the norm, we have all seen that any news item about President Trump on such a topic would have been marked by the Democrats and their media outlets insisting it showed Trump was being “a dictator” and on and on for days or weeks.

Time and again over his terms in office, even actions by Trump that HAVE BEEN DONE BY PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN get blown out of proportion as if they are tyrannical power moves. The people who hate him then prove how utterly uninformed they are about presidential history. Here we go:  

Obama firing all bush ambassadorsWith America’s increasingly unhinged Democrats pretending it’s some sort of scandal that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump fired the insubordinate and partisan Marie “Tears of a Clown” Yovanovich as Ambassador to Ukraine, here’s a reminder that ALL PRESIDENTS ARE FREE TO FIRE AMBASSADORS WHENEVER THEY WANT AND FOR ANY REASON. PRESIDENTS SET POLICY, NOT TENURED FUNCTIONARIES. 

Barack Obama fired ALL of the Bush administration’s ambassadors, so once again we see the Democrats and their media outlets blowing a situation all out of proportion to try to demonize every move made by President Trump. Continue reading

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AUD-I-SEE SERIES (1978)

AUD-I-SEE aka AudiSee (1978) – Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the largely forgotten AudiSee series of audiovisual science fiction stories for adolescents. Each episode is roughly 30 minutes long. The audio element consists of voice actors including a narrator. The visual element consists of an illustrated booklet that came with the AudiSee package.

As the story progressed, the tween could read along while listening to sharpen reading skills. A slight beep would indicate that it was time to turn the page. Here in 2026 there are people who have been kind enough to upload the AudiSee series online. The videos eliminate the need for page-turning as the episodes unfold onscreen with color illustrations of each page of the booklet. 

The series was produced by Russ Tamblyn’s younger brother Lawrence from the 1960s musical group the Standells of Dirty Water fame. Continue reading

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THE GREEN HORNET

This weekend’s superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at some of the earliest comic book adaptations of the iconic character the Green Hornet. That figure originated on radio in January 1936 and in a very early example of a shared universe, the Green Hornet’s secret identity was Britt Reid, grand-nephew of John Reid – the Lone Ranger.

Britt’s father was the son of the Dan Reid kid that frequently interacted with his uncle the Lone Ranger from the 1933 radio show on to the Clayton Moore television series. In fact, Britt Reid’s pride in his family’s heroic forebear inspired him to don a mask and costume and fight Detroit’s racketeers like the Lone Ranger fought outlaws in the Old West.

In the radio series and screen serials the Green Hornet’s gun was loaded with knockout gas but in comic books and television his gun fired electric blasts called the Hornet’s Sting. The Hornet’s sidekick was Kato, most famously portrayed on the tv series by Bruce Lee. Kato drove the Black Beauty, the Green Hornet’s souped-up, gizmo-filled car. The Black Beauty came before the Batmobile and any of James Bond’s tricked-out vehicles.

And just as the Lone Ranger show’s theme music came from classical music – the William Tell overture – the Green Hornet show’s theme came from Rimsky-Korsakov’s Flight of the Bumble Bee.

Britt Reid’s father was the millionaire publisher of the newspaper The Daily Sentinel and he put his good-timing playboy son in charge hoping the responsibility would make him grow up and abandon his partying. Britt pretended to still be a shallow playboy to make sure his father and the public never realized he was secretly that scourge of crime the Green Hornet.   

The police and even Daily Sentinel crime reporter Mike Axford (formerly of the 1932 radio series Warner Lester, Manhunter) misunderstood the Green Hornet’s vigilante activities and suspected the masked hero of being a criminal himself. The Hornet took advantage of that misperception by convincing some of his gangster foes that he was indeed an outlaw and wanted a cut of their illegal operations.

Completing the Green Hornet program’s supporting cast was Britt Reid’s sexy secretary Lenore Case aka “Casey.” And another show in the shared Lone Ranger-Green Hornet-Manhunter universe was radio’s Sgt. Preston of the Yukon. Continue reading

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FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY: APRIL 1914

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 70 – Some of the Fool Killer’s targets on both sides of the aisle in the April 1914 edition of James Larkin Pearson’s version of the folk figure:

*** Politicians who wanted to invade Mexico because of the continuing chaos there, stating it was being considered just to protect the property of American millionaires in Mexico.

*** Civilian Jingoists who talked tough about invading Mexico, claiming that if war actually did break out those same people would try to avoid military service.

*** The scamming Marriage Brokers of the time period.

*** People who opposed North Carolina’s law prohibiting alcohol. Despite Pearson’s usual pro-liberty stances, he and his Fool Killer supported bans on alcohol and tobacco. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: JULY SEVENTEENTH

Friday is here with a current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where after a few days of frantic hubbub the people who supported President Trump before last night’s speech will still support him and the people who hated him before last night’s speech will still hate him.

DEMOCRATS IN HIGH POSITIONS STILL IRRATIONALLY THINK MEN CAN NATURALLY GET PREGNANT – DR. SAM HAWGOOD OF UC-SAN FRANCISCO WILL ONLY CONCEDE THAT THE MAJORITY OF PREGNANCIES ARE IN WOMEN. More HERE. And HERE. Needless to say, Hawgood then refused to answer if ANY men have ever had a baby. Irrational clowns like Hawgood are educating tomorrow’s doctors. And remember, we have a Democrat imbecile on the Supreme Court (Ketanji) who believes only biologists can define what a woman is.    

SOME DETAILS REGARDING TRUMP’S SPEECH LAST NIGHT EMPHASIZING THE NEED FOR PASSING THE SAVE ACT. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And especially HERE.

CONGRESSMAN JIM JORDAN STATES THAT IF VOTER ID IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO DEMOCRATS WINNING ELECTIONS (AS DEMOCRATS NOW ADMIT) THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING.

AZERBAIJANI PRESIDENT ALIYEV AGAIN PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR MAKING PEACE BETWEEN HIS NATION AND ARMENIA.

NATO CHIEF POINTED OUT THE WAR WITH IRAN IS ABOUT PREVENTING THE REGIME FROM CARRYING OUT THEIR DESIRED NUCLEAR ATTACKS. Fighting the current Iranian Regime is AT LEAST as important as fighting rabid War Criminal Vlad Putin. 

MAHDI MOHAMMAD SADEGHI CONVICTED OF ILLEGALLY GIVING U.S. TECHNOLOGY TO IRAN.

PRESIDENT TRUMP GETS IRAN TO FREE DENA KARARI, FEMALE AMERICAN HELD SINCE THE BIDEN REGIME IN 2024

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT JESUS MATOS PEREZ AND HIS DOMINICAN ALLY WILLIAM JOSE ALEJANDRO ARIAS AMADOR SENTENCED FOR STEALING IDENTITIES OF AMERICAN CITIZENS IN ORDER TO STEAL MEDICAID, SNAP AND UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.

FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD OF GOVERNORS ADVISOR SENTENCED TO THIRTY-EIGHT MONTHS IN SCANDAL OVER PROVIDING INTELLIGENCE TO CHINA’S SPY ORGANIZATION. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868)

Steam Man of the PrairiesTHE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868) – Written by Edward Sylvester Ellis. Before the Frank Reade stories came this work that is often hailed as the first Dime Novel with a science fiction theme.

Ellis seems to have been inspired by the REAL and well-known Newark Steam Man built by Zadoc P. Dederick in January of 1868. That Steam Man was built strictly to pull carts and wagonloads up and down the street. Its human appearance was just a novelty.

Back to Ellis’ novel: In Saint Louis lives Johnny Brainerd, a 15 year old dwarf with a hunchback, who has a brilliant mind in his misshapen body. After a long line of somewhat modest inventions Johnny constructs a human-shaped Steam Man that stands 9 feet tall. It has long legs with spiked feet, has the boilers in its chest, the firepot in its stomach and lets excess steam vent from its hat. (Dederick’s Newark Steam Man also wore a top hat.) The creation’s nose serves as its whistle, like on a tea kettle.      Continue reading

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TEXAS JACK VERMILLION: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

The Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 7th this year. As always, Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. 

JOHN WILSON VERMILLION aka TEXAS JACK VERMILLION and “SHOOT-YOUR-EYE-OUT” VERMILLION, was born in Virginia in 1842 to William and Nancy Vermillion. After the Civil War broke out in 1861, Jack enlisted in the 2nd Tennessee Cavalry sometime in 1862.

When the war ended in April 1865, Jack moved to Indiana, where he married Margaret Horton that September. By 1866 Vermillion was working as a Territorial Marshall in the eastern part of still-chaotic post-Civil War Missouri.

As for how our man got the nickname Texas Jack, multiple possible explanations are given. One version states it came from his insistent preference for riding Texas Quarter-Horses. Another states it came from spending time in Texas in the late 1860s or early 1870s.

Some accounts state Vermillion claimed to be from Texas and related Tall Tales that the Lone Star State had jackrabbits as big as horses. One illogical account claims that when Jack was asked why he was called Texas Jack he replied “Because I’m from Virginia.” Well, okay then! 

At any rate, Jack and Margaret had a daughter named Mary and then a son whose name has not come down to us. A few weeks after that son was born, Marshall Vermillion had to travel as part of his duties. Different reasons are given, like extraditing a prisoner or prisoners, or pursuit of outlaws or prison escapees. Continue reading

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