B-MOVIE HOST “TV’s DRACULA” (1984-1989, 1996-1998, 2000-2002)

TV’s DRACULA aka Jake Esau, hosted his Bad Movie shows in the old-school “vampire with a campy Bela Lugo as Dracula accent” manner. His schtick involved the well-worn plays on words to emphasize anything that came close to “scary” or “bloody” during his Host Segments or his in-character gigs doing television commercials.

All of Esau’s Movie Hosting shows aired in the Minneapolis/ St. Paul area. Those shows:

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (May 12th, 1984- ?, 1986) – Aired at 10:30pm on Saturdays on KITN-TV. Was a Double Feature for part of its run.

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (Sept 19th, 1987- Dec 26th, 1989) – Aired weekly on Saturdays on CCO Cable (also called KXLI-TV) AND syndicated on KPOL in Tucson, AZ. 

COUNT DRACULA PRESENTS (?, 1996- ?, 1998) – Aired weekly on an undetermined day and time on KMWB.

HORROR INCORPORATED (2000-2002) – Aired on Saturday nights at Midnight on KSTC. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER TWENTY-THIRD

Time for a mid-week current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

TWO MORE OF US FORMER DEMOCRATS CALL OUT THE PARTY’S INTOLERANT AND CORRUPT BEHAVIOR.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS CALLED OUT FOR DEMANDING SPECIAL ACCESS THAT NO DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT WOULD EVER GIVE TO OPPOSITION PARTY OUTLETS.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN STILL EXPECTS THE PUBLIC TO TAKE BRIAN STELTER SERIOUSLY AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT PLEASURING HIMSELF ON OFFICE VIDEO CALL.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNOW EMPLOYEE INSERTS HER OWN “CORRECTION” OF PRESIDENT TRUMP DURING LIVE COVERAGE BUT SHE WAS WRONG AND HAD TO ISSUE A CORRECTION ON HER ABSURD INTERRUPTION.

THREE-TIME DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON ON CHILD PORN CHARGES. But Democrats consider the people who arrest perps like this to be the bad guys.

AND YET ANOTHER BIDEN-RELEASED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KILLING TWO PEOPLE IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” STATE CALIFORNIA. As always, no sanctuary for victims under Democrats, only for perpetrators.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED OVER SCAM THAT STOLE THIRTY-ONE MILLION DOLLARS FROM VICTIMS.

YORK ON TRUMP REDUCING POVERTY TO HISTORIC LOW. Continue reading

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FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY-SEVEN: SEPTEMBER 1915

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 77 – As always, it’s fascinating to read the over 100-year-old opinions of James Larkin Pearson (and by extension his Fool Killer), including the opinions that one doesn’t agree with. Here are the Fool Killer’s targets in September 1915. There was no August issue that year.

*** Former President Theodore Roosevelt for his repeated calls to current President Woodrow Wilson that America should enter the ongoing World War.

*** Uber-wealthy J.P. Morgan for pompously proclaiming that the war would be over within a year. (As we all know, it actually lasted until November 11th, 1918.)

*** The Chicago Evening Post for supporting U.S. entry to the war.

*** Thomas Edison, but only with a good-natured joke about his recent remark “I owe everything to my wife.” He said she should take Thomas for everything he was worth. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: U.S. STEEL HOUR SEASON FOUR (1956-1957)

U.S. STEEL HOUR: SEASON FOUR (1956-1957) – “The Broadway of Television” was back for another season. Some standout episodes from this season:

WE MUST KILL TONI – The Oberon Brothers (Fritz Weaver and Norman Lloyd) need money desperately. They were counting on inheriting, but when it looks like the inheritance will instead go to Toni (Lisa Daniels) the brothers try to kill her in this dark comedy.

BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY – PAUL NEWMAN, George Peppard, Albert Salmi, Barbara Babcock and Clu Gulager star in the TV version of this classic story. A major league pitcher (Paul Newman) learns his catcher (George Peppard in his television debut) is dying from a rare disease. He honors the catcher’s request to keep the situation a secret from the rest of the team.    Continue reading

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FILM REVIEW: SIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998) ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES

Six String SamuraiSIX-STRING SAMURAI (1998) – 91 minutes – Directed by Lance Mungia … Starring Jeffrey Falcon and Justin McGuire … Written by Lance Mungia and Jeffrey Falcon … Soundtrack by Brian Tyler and the Red Elvises  

There’s an old saying to the effect that every American male who loves movies wishes on some level that they had directed The Wild Bunch. Generalizations like that are very seldom accurate and at least in my case that particular one is very far from the truth. If I wished I had directed any one movie it would be Six-String Samurai.  

Trying to offer a brief description of this film is virtually impossible but for the sake of attracting new viewers to this underappreciated flick I’ll take a shot at it by calling it surrealism’s only two-fisted action blockbuster. For its visual style Six-String Samurai slyly adopts the cinematic elements and directorial grammar that are shared by the best samurai films, Spaghetti Westerns and post-apocalypse actioners.  

Fans of the Coen Brothers, David Lynch, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Guillermo del Toro would likely love this film as much as I do. Just as the Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER TWENTY-FIRST NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is back with a Monday current events roundup where the same Democrat hypocrites who encouraged Obama and Biden to ban opposition party outlets from White House press functions are feigning outrage that Trump has temporarily done so to Democrat media outlets that have been caught consistently in monumental hoaxes.

They were silent when Biden banned The New York Post. More HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S MEDICAID DRUG DISCOUNTS ADOPTED BY ALL FIFTY STATES NOW. He’s the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Privileged one-percenter celebrities and other Democrat media outlet figures hate Trump for not instead pandering to their boutique issues. 

        More HERE. And remember – anti-Trump hysteria is such that many Democrats have said they refuse to take advantage of the low prices just because Trump is the man behind them. They are deranged people.   

TRUMP’S ECONOMIC POLICIES BRING POVERTY IN THE U.S. TO AN ALL-TIME LOW. Yet, some of his nominal party’s voters snivel “But, but, Democrats make fun of us when we defend him.” Grow a backbone already.

PRESIDENT TRUMP VINDICATED AGAIN WITH HUGE GREENLAND DEAL. More HERE. And HERE.

A REMINDER ABOUT THE BIDEN REGIME’S NINE POINT ONE PERCENT INFLATION.

TRUMP SIGNS BILL IMPOSING SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA TO HELP DEFEAT PUTIN IN UKRAINE WAR. Which has been raging for years since Joe Biden told Putin “a minor incursion” would be fine.

AND YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH KIDNAPPING AND RAPING AN UNDERAGED GIRL

TEACHER NABBED IN PEDOPHILE STING OPERATION FOR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A TEN-YEAR-OLD. Democrats, can you please leave children alone? Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: BARACK OBAMA – COMMANDER IN FAILURE: AN AFRICAN AMERICAN LOOKS AT HOW OBAMA FAILED

FROM MAY 13th, 2020: One of the many books examining the travesty of Barack Obama’s presidency. 

“With so many other outlets covering the landslide of new evidence emerging against Barack Obama and his administration’s criminal behavior & other scandals, Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog has decided to instead focus on this underrated book.

Commander In FailureMartin Luther King Person of Courage Kiara Ashanti (above right) authored COMMANDER-IN-FAILURE: AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN REFLECTS ON AMERICA’S FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT AND HOW HE FAILED US ALL. It’s a riveting read.

No presidential administration has ever been “scandal-free” and only fools or fanatics try to claim otherwise. Such talk belongs in fiction, not serious, adult conversations.

Unfortunately, Obama partisans rarely care about facts. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: SEPTEMBER TWENTIETH

HEADLINES

DIVISION TWO OVER DIVISION ONE – The NCAA Division 2 team the DELTA STATE STATESMEN traveled to face NCAA Division 1’s MISSISSIPPI VALLEY STATE DELTA DEVILS. After a scoreless 1st Quarter, the Delta Devils went up 3-0 at the Half. The Statesmen took a 14-6 advantage to end the 3rd Quarter before consummating the Upset 21-6 in the 4th. 

DIVISION THREE OVER DIVISION TWO – NCAA Division 3’s BREVARD COLLEGE TORNADOES defeated their hosts the D2 ERSKINE COLLEGE FLYING FLEET by a final score of 27-14    ###    And the D3 team the UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT LACROSSE EAGLES won big 47-13 at the D2 WAYNE STATE WARRIORS. Continue reading

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NEW ZEALAND GRANTED WOMEN OF ALL COLORS THE RIGHT TO VOTE ON THIS DATE IN 1893

SEPTEMBER 19th, 1893 – New Zealand’s suffrage movement ended in success as the Electoral Act of 1893 was signed by Governor Lord Glasgow.  Kate Sheppard was one of the prominent women leading the movement, and the Women’s Christian Temperence Union were also crucial in pushing for women’s suffrage. Continue reading

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THE RED SKULL: 1940s & 1950s STORIES

Last weekend’s escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looked at the earliest Dr. Doom stories and was a big hit. This time I’m looking at the earliest Red Skull stories.

CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS Vol 1 #1 (March 1941)

Story 5: The Riddle of the Red Skull

Synopsis: Even though America has not yet entered World War 2, Nazi agent the Red Skull has been sending his calling cards to assorted American military and intelligence figures, then inevitably ambushes and kills them shortly afterward with poison from a hypodermic needle.

Major Croy is the latest figure to receive the Red Skull’s card. Steve Rogers and J.B. Barnes try to protect him but he waves off the offer. The Red Skull shows up and kills Croy. 

Captain America recognizes how deadly the Red Skull is and orders Bucky to stay out of this case. The sidekick investigates on his own and gets captured by the Red Skull and his men. Captain America shows up and frees him, but the Skull and his underlings escape.

The next day at Camp Lehigh, Rogers and Barnes witness the fiery destruction of industrialist George Maxon’s latest military aircraft during a test flight. The Red Skull is behind this, too. That night the Skull shows up at the home of General Charles Manor in the Virginia suburbs and kills him.

Before he can escape, Captain America shows up. It turns out that the Red Skull has been using George Maxon as an agent and Maxon dies in the fight with Cap. The Red Skull himself is still at large and Cap discovers a note proving that the Skull answers directly to Hitler himself.    Continue reading

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