RABID GRANNIES (1988) HALLOWEEN MOVIE REVIEW

RABID GRANNIES (1988) – This review of Rabid Grannies applies ONLY to the original uncut edition, NOT the edited version distributed by the Troma Team. The uncut version is well worth watching but the cut version is awful.

The Troma label on display on recent DVD versions of this movie has made some people dismiss this as the usual Troma goofiness – fun and violent but not much of an actual horror film. Wrong!

This Belgian production is, in certain scenes, up there with Italian cannibal movies for gruesomeness and for unflinching violence and gore. The (very) dark humor adds to the overall feel of the flick but it’s not laid on by the ton like in other indie films picked up for distribution by Troma. Continue reading →

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THE VISION: (1968-1971 STORIES)

This weekend’s escapist superhero post looks at milestones in the original saga of the android Avenger called the Vision, since the Marvel tv series VisionQuest is coming out.

AVENGERS Vol 1 #57 (Oct 1968)

Title: Behold … The Vision

Villain: Ultron-5

NOTE: When Ultron made his earliest appearances, he/it numbered his iterations. After Ultron-7 he stopped numbering and just went by Ultron.

Synopsis: The Avengers’ recurring foe Ultron shows up again, intent on wiping out all human life on Earth. This time he has created an incredibly powerful fellow android called the Vision to help kill the Avengers.

The Vision initially helps Ultron, but his logical android mind lets him reject his creator’s commands. He turns against Ultron, saves the Avengers and seemingly destroys Ultron, but obviously he’ll return as Ultron-6.

NOTE: This cover was a partial salute to the very first appearance of the Golden Age Vision created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby (Just like Captain America) in 1940 when Marvel was called Timely Comics.  Continue reading →

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FLASHBACK: ALIEN AND DUNE FRANCHISES AS ALLEGORIES FOR AMERICA RIGHT NOW

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These were originally posted in 2020.

“We’re a world of 7 billion people, 10 billion blogs and 20 billion political poses” is always the opening line of Balladeer’s Blog’s pieces like this. So, let’s have some fun framing American politics as part of the Alien and Dune franchises. Both political parties are bashed.

Ellen RipleyRIPLEY and the other humans in the Alien films are American VOTERS. As we struggle to survive in this dangerous setting we need to stand together against the common threats. And that applies whether a voter considers themselves Independent or Democrat or Republican. Political labels have become meaningless for US as the Neo-Feudalists view all of us as peasants and cannon fodder, anyway.   Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR OCTOBER SIXTEENTH

A week-ending current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL MOCKS DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNOW OVER ITS PROVEN-FAKE REPORT SAYING HE WAS IN RUSSIA WHEN HE WAS REALLY IN VIRGINIA. More literally Fake News.

IRAN-CONTROLLED HOUTHIS ATTACK SAUDI ARABIAN BUSINESS AND HOLY SITES. More HERE. Iran’s regime is at least as bad as Putin’s Russia but we’re told fighting Iran is a “bad war” but the Ukraine conflict is a “good war.”

PRESIDENT TRUMP AT ARIZONA RALLY WITH FLOYD MAYWEATHER. 

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET THE WASHINGTON POST’S EDITORIAL BOARD COMES OUT AGAINST MEDICARE FOR ALL.

CORRUPT JACK SMITH’S HIT LIST EXPOSED. He’s an authoritarian menace.

SOMALILAND IN SECOND DAY OF CELEBRATIONS PRAISING PRESIDENT TRUMP VIA AMERICAN FLAGS AND FIREWORKS.

PATRICIA MCCARTHY ON THE UNHINGED DEMOCRAT LEFTISTS.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S “TRUMP BUMP” FOR SOCIAL SECURITY RECIPIENTS IN 2027 GIVES THEM THE BIGGEST COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN A VERY LONG TIME. I will point out again that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Continue reading →

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ABSOLUTE EVIL (1918) HALLOWEEN WEREWOLF STORY

ABSOLUTE EVIL (1918) – This longish short story was written by Julian Hawthorne, son of Nathaniel. The tale features Julian’s tragically overlooked supernatural adventuress Martha Klemm.

For those not familiar with her, she’s the wealthy descendant of Salem witches and, though in her twenties, proudly calls herself “a spinster” because she has no desire to marry any of her throng of suitors. Martha is independent, iconoclastic, athletic and a sure shot with her pistol. Ms. Klemm is like a proto-flapper, though not “proto” by much obviously, given the year. She appeared in two other stories by Julian Hawthorne.

Absolute Evil deals with a werewolf at large on a sandy island near Hatteras. Martha Klemm is among the well-to-do guests on a large yacht owned by the Pleasances, rich Quakers from Philadelphia. The couple and their guests head for Thirteen-Mile Beach, the aforementioned island where they plan to stay a few days and nights.

This collection of the idyl rich spends their time in the expected ways with the bonus activity of seeing if the island really is haunted by a long-ago murderer like the legends say.    Continue reading →

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THE BLACK PIRATE (1926) SILENT DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS CLASSIC

THE BLACK PIRATE (1926) – Fairbanks starred as the Duke of Arnoldo aka the Black Pirate in this high seas adventure that captured the feel of Rafael Sabatini’s novels and the look of Howard Pyle’s artwork of the Golden Age of Piracy. The seizing, plundering and destruction of treasure-laden ships has rarely looked so stunning.

While pursuing his career of piracy, our hero is simultaneously looking for revenge on the pirate captain who killed his father. The Black Pirate features some of Doug’s best action set pieces since his 1920 classic The Mark of Zorro – all manner of sword fights, including with two swords at once, swinging from the ship’s ropes, seizing a prize ship literally single handed and more. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOST DR. SCAR (1962-1980)

Halloween Month continues with this look at another horror host of the past.

DR. SCAR – This Movie Host was played by Jack Jacobson and hosted TWO shows at once on KGUN-TV Channel 9 in Tucson, Arizona. He hosted Big 9 Chiller on Saturday nights at 10:30 pm from 1962-1977 and Science Fiction Theater on Sunday nights at 9 or 10pm from 1965-1980.

Jack Jacobson was an 8-year-old supporting cast member on radio’s Uncle Bob Pierce & Company in 1929. At age 18 he started doing comedy at nightclubs in New York City and in 1942 enlisted in the Army Air Corps. As World War Two went on, Jack and fellow servicemen formed the entertainer troupe called The Sky Blazers.

After the war, Jacobson worked at various radio and television stations in the U.S. In 1962 he was hired as Program and Promotions Manager by Tucson’s KGUN-TV. Joining the Movie Host bandwagon that other tv stations across America had been running for several years, he personally played the mad scientist “kindly and loveable” Dr. Scar on KGUN’s Big 9 Chiller on Saturday nights. Continue reading →

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OCTOBER FOURTEENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog has a current events roundup.

DEMOCRATS INTRODUCE BILL TO ABOLISH ICE AND THE BORDER PATROL. 

HILTON ON CALIFORNIA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM BEING UNABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR TWENTY-FOUR BILLION (WITH A B) DOLLARS MEANT FOR THE HOMELESS. Governor Newsom even vetoed an audit to try finding where the money went. This kind of brazen corruption is what you get in a one-party state.

FORMER STAFFER OF ABDUL EL-SAYED EXPOSES HIM.

PRESIDENT TRUMP STILL PERMITS ZELENSKY ACCESS TO U.S. INTEL AGAINST PUTIN’S RUSSIA.

COURAGEOUS DEMOCRAT STEPHEN A. SMITH TELLS HIS PARTY TO ACCEPT THE NEED FOR VOTER I.D. Countless countries around the world have long required I.D. to vote. America is far behind. 

EVEN THE WASHINGTON POST’S TEST SHOWED THAT GROK SHOWED FAR LESS POLITICAL BIAS THAN CHATGPT OR CLAUDE.  

PRO-HAMAS AND PRO-HEZBOLLAH DEMOCRATS AT THEIR TERROR CAMP HERE IN THE U.S. Continue reading →

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: TENAFLY (1973-1974)

TENAFLY (1973-1974) – The same television season that Richard Roundtree’s Shaft was adapted as a small-screen series, another black detective show titled Tenafly debuted.  

James McEachin starred as Harry Tenafly, a private detective with the high-end detective agency Hightower Investigations, Inc. Harry was a former Los Angeles police detective who left the force for a higher salary with Hightower.

Richard Levinson and William Link, the creators of Columbo, also created Tenafly and like Columbo, Tenafly was one of the 90-minute detective shows that rotated appearances on NBC’s Mystery Movies series. 

Harry Tenafly was a devoted husband to his wife Ruth (Lillian Lehman) and loving father to their two sons. His regulation contact on the police force was Lt. Sam Church, played by the ubiquitous David Huddleston.

THE EPISODES: Continue reading →

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THE VIDEO DEAD (1987) HALLOWEEN MOVIE REVIEW

THE VIDEO DEAD (1987) – This gory low-budget zombie movie plays like an unused segment of Creepshow expanded to feature length. Long before The Ring, this production presented creepy zombies from an old black & white horror flick climbing out of a tv set and slaughtering anyone and everyone.

The Video Dead was made by a circle of friends and acquaintances on weekends over the course of a year. Monday through Friday were spent at their “real” jobs. The makeup effects for the zombies defy the movie’s low budget nature.

The cast are mostly unknowns with a couple of actors who worked in other films before and after this one. Among the latter were Michael St. Michaels, and Jennifer Mirro from the punk band called the Nuns.

As a courtesy to readers who don’t like gory and ultra-violent movies here is a WARNING to not click “Continue reading.” Continue reading →

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