THE ORPHIC ARGONAUTICA: PART FOUR

Balladeer’s Blog continues examining this Orphic variation of the Quest for the Golden Fleece. PART ONE HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE.

As the Argo pulled into Colchis, King Aeetes and his family – including his daughter Medea – observed their arrival. The Royal Family was on hand because of a dream that the goddess Hera had sent to Aeetes regarding foreign forces that would take Medea across the seas. 

Orpheus and Jason approached King Aeetes and explained that they had come in search of the Golden Fleece and needed to acquire it so that Jason could claim his rightful throne. The wily Aeetes insisted that the fleece would be given up only to a man who could survive a series of challenges imposed on him by the king.

Jason volunteered to face the challenges himself. The love goddess Aphrodite filled Princess Medea with affection for Jason and she resolved to use her dark magic to help him survive those challenges. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: APRIL THIRTEENTH

Here’s another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

CBS/ YOUGOV POLL: SEVENTY-SIX PERCENT AGREE WITH STOPPING IRAN’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS CAPABILITY. When Iran’s regime was slaughtering protesters, Trump-haters bashed him for not acting. Trump acted, so now Trump-haters side with Iran’s regime.

ZELENSKY REVEALS UKRAINIAN FORCES SHOT DOWN IRANIAN DRONES IN MIDDLE EAST.

MAIN SUSPECT IN ONE OF MINNESOTA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR TIM WALZ FRAUD DEBACLES FLEES

CORPORATE MEDIA SPREAD HOAX THAT TRUMP THREATENED THE POPE. And mindless, unquestioning Trump-haters believed it.

DEMOCRAT PARTY

THOMAS PHAM LEGRO OF DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET WASHINGTON POST FAME PLEADS GUILTY IN CHILD PORN CASE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

CNN’s SMERCONISH REJECTS DEMOCRATS’ TIRED RHETORIC ABOUT IMPEACHING OR USING THE TWENTY-FIFTH AMENDMENT AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP.

DEMOCRAT ERIC SWALWELL GOING DOWN IN DISGRACE. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE.

SWALWELL DONOR LEAVES THE DEMOCRAT PARTY IN DISGUST. He even says “F*ck you, Democrat Party.” More HERE. Continue reading

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NJCAA3 TITLE GAME AND NJCAA2 SEMIFINALS

NJCAA DIVISION THREE

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The NORTHERN ESSEX COLLEGE KNIGHTS did battle with the RICHLAND COLLEGE THUNDERDUCKS for the NJCAA3 crown. At Halftime the underdog Thunderducks clung to a 30-28 edge. The Knights came out of the locker room ready for a comeback and ultimately won the game 68-62. Alejandro Delgado led Northern Essex with 16 points.

NJCAA DIVISION TWO

FIRST SEMIFINAL – This game pitted the PARKLAND COLLEGE COBRAS against the DANVILLE AREA COLLEGE JAGUARS. The Cobras put Danville Area College on Upset alert at the Half with their authoritative 39-25 lead. From there, Parkland College carried through by toppling the Jaguars 77-66.  Twenty-two points from Jaiden Martin led the Cobras. Continue reading

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AFRICAN EPIC MYTH: BAKARIDJAN KONE

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its blog posts about neglected mythological epics from around the world. This particular epic comes from the Bambara people of the Kingdom of Segu in what is now Mali.

MaliTHE BAKARIDJAN KONE EPIC – Djeli, the poet-historians of the Bambara people for over 300 years, would often recite, chant and sing this epic myth while playing their stringed instruments called ngoni.

A. The future father of Bakaridjan Kone is a noble-born farmer in Disoro Nko. He grows tired of his agrarian lifestyle and his wives. (“Segu City’s where he’d rather stay/ He gets allergic smelling hay” Had to be said.) Hearing that Da Monzon, the great ruler of the Kingdom of Segu, knows how to create gold, the disenchanted farmer goes to Segu City and becomes part of the court of Da Monzon, only to learn the gold story is not true.

A ngoni instrument

A ngoni

B. Kumba, one of the errant farmer’s wives, gives birth to a boy. His deadbeat dad refuses to be present for the naming ceremony but hints around to Da Monzon that maybe he should provide him with a gift to celebrate the birth. Da Monzon is disgusted with the man for abandoning his wives and not being present for said naming ceremony.

              Instead, the king sends cowries to the wives so they can perform a proper ceremony, at which he wants the baby to be named Bakaridjan Kone. As the provider of the boy’s name, Da Monzon has made himself the child’s adopted father.

C. Years go by, and, royal politics being what they are no matter the culture or time period, Da Monzon begins to worry that he may get killed and/or overthrown before any of his sons are old enough to take over as king. His morike (oracle or diviner) tells him that no full-grown man poses a threat, but there is a boy-child who would one day be able to seize the throne. The morike advises Da Monzon to find a boy who is tough enough to not cry out when his foot is pierced by the king’s spear. THAT is the boy who might overthrow the king. Continue reading

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ANTI-TRUMP HYSTERIA: HATERS ARE MAD THAT ARTEMIS II SPLASHED DOWN SAFELY AND THEY LOVE IRAN AFTER BEING OUTRAGED OVER THOUSANDS OF PROTESTERS BEING SLAUGHTERED A SHORT TIME AGO

Nothing further needs to be said on this. These are very clear examples of how deranged anti-Trump zealots are.

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THE BLACK PANTHER VS THE KU KLUX KLAN (1976)

This weekend’s superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at Marvel’s clash between their Black Panther character, the actual Ku Klux Klan and fictional Dragon’s Circle.

JUNGLE ACTION Vol 2 #19 (Jan 1976) 

Title: Blood and Sacrifices

Villains: The Ku Klux Klan and the Dragon’s Circle

Synopsis: With the 12-part Killmonger storyline Panther’s Rage and its epilogue chapter behind him, the Black Panther accompanies his romantic partner – singer Monica Lynne – back to the U.S. They go to the grave of Monica’s older sister Angela who was murdered recently.

This lands T’Challa and Monica in the middle of a mysterious war between the Ku Klux Klan hate group and a separate group of multiracial conspirators called the Dragon’s Circle. Angela’s murder was somehow linked to whatever was going on between the two groups.

Just as the Dragon’s Circle tried to kill Monica and the Panther at Angela’s grave, the KKK attacks Monica’s mother & father plus T’Challa, Monica and white anti-Klan reporter Kevin Trublood at the Lynne household that night. Our hero drives off the attacking Klansmen. Continue reading

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NJCAA3 SEMIFINALS PLUS NJCAA2 ELITE EIGHT SET

NJCAA DIVISION THREE

FIRST SEMIFINAL – The RICHLAND COLLEGE THUNDERDUCKS took the court against the NORTH LAKE COLLEGE BLAZERS. The teams went almost basket for basket and by Halftime the Blazers held a mere 31-30 edge. After the break the Thunderducks made their move, storming back to upset North Lake College 67-59. Sixteen points from Dre Rutledge led Richland College and his teammate Andrew Huntley got a Double Double of 15 points and 12 rebounds.    Continue reading

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APRIL TENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is back with another current events roundup from an America where a permanent headline could be NO MATTER WHAT TRUMP-HATERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT TODAY THEY WOULD JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO PRETEND IS THE END OF THE WORLD WITHOUT IT.

        If Trump acts, fools cry “war criminal” and if he shows restraint, they snivel “T.A.C.O.”

NATO SECRETARY GENERAL MARK RUTTE STATES THE WORLD IS ABSOLUTELY SAFER BECAUSE OF TRUMP STRIKES ON IRAN’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS CAPABILITY. The former Dutch Prime Minister also stated Trump was justifiably disappointed with various NATO members.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR FETTERMAN COURAGEOUSLY POINTS OUT THAT DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS ARE CARRYING WATER FOR IRAN. And they ignore the fact that Iran was at least as bad as rabid animal Vlad Putin’s regime. Clueless Republican failure to keep up with Democrats in the Media Arms Race is once again costing them. Much like with the current Gerrymandering fights between both major parties.

PATRICE ONWUKA PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TAX CUTS FOR AMERICANS GETTING ELEVEN PERCENT HIGHER TAX REFUNDS THIS YEAR. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. 

ARTEMIS II CREW COMPLETE FIRST EVER “SHIP TO SHIP” CALL TO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

UNHINGED DEMOCRAT MEDIA EMPLOYEE ABSURDLY CLAIMS “HITLER WAS LESS CRUEL THAN TRUMP.” Please learn more about history than just Hitler’s name, Democrat vermin.

IRAN AND ITS PROXY STATES BEGIN RELEASING HOSTAGES THANKS TO TRUMP STRIKES.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT FOUND GUILTY ON NINE COUNTS OF ASSAULTING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. Someone ask privileged white one-percenter Bruce Springsteen about this.

CONVICTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SEX OFFENDER CHARGED WITH KILLING ARKANSAS COUPLE. Thank Democrat “sanctuary” policies.

ANOTHER OF BIDEN’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED FOR BLUDGEONING A WOMAN TO DEATH. The latest Democrat hero.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ACCUSED OF KILLING MARYLAND FATHER OF TWO Continue reading

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MABEL NORMAND’S BEST SILENT COMEDIES (1921-1927)

Balladeer’s Blog takes its third and final look at the best silent film comedies of the legendary comedienne Mabel Normand. For 1910-1915 click HERE. For 1916-1920 click HERE.

MOLLY O (1921) – This film was produced by Mabel’s longtime romantic partner Mack Sennett (the musical Mack & Mabel is about them) and co-written by Mary Hunt. Originally 80 minutes long, this comedy was once considered completely lost like so many other silent movies.

Part of the surviving 57 minutes of footage has an unusual survival story. Because the film centers on the romance of a poor struggling Irish girl, Molly O’Dair (Normand) and wealthy MD John Bryant (Jack Mulhall), much of the comedy centers on class stereotypes of Molly’s poor but honest family and Jack’s wealthy but villainous family.

The Soviet Union edited out all the funny parts and presented what was left as one of their propaganda films depicting life in America as one long nightmare of evil rich capitalists ridiculing and being cruel to poor working-class people.

That footage from the fallen U.S.S.R.’s film archives helped UCLA film historians flesh out what surviving footage they held with the chopped-up Russian version to make the 57-minute cut. Luckily the ending is intact and reviews from 1921 help fill in any missing story beats.

Molly’s Irish family runs a laundry and when she delivers some clothing to Dr. John Bryant, they fall for each other. Dr. Bryant is the only decent member of his family, and he & Molly struggle to make their romance work despite the snobbish machinations of his hoity-toity clan who despise the Irish.

The brother of John’s former lady is the main villain and tries to send Molly/ Mabel to her death from a high-flying dirigible in the thrilling finale. Dr. Bryant uses a bi-plane to reach the dirigible and executes a daring leap to board the lighter than air vessel so he can overcome the bad guy and save his true love.    Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOST UNCLE TED (1974-1982, 1984-1997)

Edwin L. Raub (1921-1998) served as a paratrooper in World War Two and fought on D-Day & during Operation Market Garden. He was written about by name in Cornelius Ryan’s non-fiction book (later a movie) A Bridge Too Far about the latter action.

After the war, Raub went on to work as a magician, television sales rep, producer and announcer. While working at Scranton, Pennsylvania’s WDAU-TV, he adopted the on-air persona “Uncle Ted” and hosted The Uncle Ted Show performing magic tricks and otherwise entertaining children in the studio and at home.

Graduating to the hour-long Uncle Ted’s Children’s Party, Edwin Raub cemented his position as a local television icon. In 1974, Scranton’s WNEP-TV hired him to use his Uncle Ted persona to host their Friday nights at midnight Bad Movie show Uncle Ted’s Ghoul School, elevating his kiddy-show schtick to the more wry and sarcastic approach of hosting old and bad movies.

For this program, Edwin changed Uncle Ted’s costume to a suit and fez while adopting the air of a vaudeville-level mad museum curator to accommodate this show’s older audience. Uncle Ted performed magic tricks and acted in comedy sketches for his Host Segments.   

In 1975 WNEP reporter Bill O’Reilly, future national figure, did a 9-month stint writing for Uncle Ted’s Ghoul School to supplement his income. Already a jackass, O’Reilly (per his book) clashed with Edwin Raub, whom Bill felt muffed his jokes too many times. Continue reading

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