ILIAD MINOR (C 650s B.C.)

Little IliadPreviously Balladeer’s Blog examined Cypria and Aethiopis, two of the neglected Greek epics. Cypria recounted the events leading into The Iliad while Aethiopis picked up the tale of the Trojan War after the death and funeral of Hector at the end of The Iliad. The neglected epic I’m examining today is Iliad Minor, the next in line chronologically. The author is speculated to have been either Lesches, Thestorides, Diodoros, Kinaithon or even Homer himself.

ILIAD MINOR – Also called Iliad Mikra and The Little Iliad this neglected epic opens up with the
casting of lots between Odysseus and Aias (Ajax), the two heroes who recovered the corpse of Achilles to prevent it from being desecrated by the Trojans at the end of Aethiopis. The prize they are gambling for is the armor of the late Achilles.

Odysseus wins due to the secret interference of the goddess Athena, as always an admirer of Odysseus’ shrewd and resourceful nature. Aias, in the level-headed way of people in ancient myths goes insane from losing the armor and sabotages his own people’s war effort by poisoning the cattle the Greeks have been raising to help feed the massive army besieging Troy. Next Aias kills himself and, because of his act of sabotage Agamemnon denies him the funeral honors of a hero. Therefore, he is buried instead of cremated on a pyre.

Calchas, the Greek seer, foretells that in order to win the war the Greeks must sail to Lemnos and recover Philoctetes, the archer who wields the arrows of Herakles. Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTS FRANK & DRAC (1987-1988)

FRANK & DRAC (1987-1988) – Frank & Drac was this Movie Host show’s title, and Frank & Drac were the stars. Frankenstein’s Monster was played by Allen Christopher while Dracula was played by Robert Kokai. This show aired on WOIO in Cleveland, Ohio from October 1987 to June 1988. Kokai and Allen had the potential to be among the biggest Movie Hosts ever but clashes with station management over budget issues ended with their show getting shut down.

Elvira’s syndicated show Movie Macabre had technically aired its final episode in November of 1986 but several channels across the U.S. continued airing reruns for years. During 1987 the ratings for the Elvira reruns were bottoming out in Cleveland, so WOIO decided to give its own home-grown Movie Host show a try in Movie Macabre’s former time slot on Saturday nights.

A pair of Cleveland natives – Allen Christopher and Robert Kokai (using the alias Basil Grimsby) – had crossed paths out on the West Coast trying to make it big and had recently returned to Cleveland to try local broadcasting. They beat out all the other applicants by having several pages of comedy material prepared and ready when they auditioned.

And comedy was one of the strong suits of Frank & Drac. The other was the show’s conceit that the hosts were the actual Frankenstein Monster and Dracula, airing “biographical” movies about themselves and other Universal Studios monsters.

Kokai and Christopher presented the Universal Monster cycle in order of their original releases from Dracula onward, while still finding slots for more recent schlockers like The Fog, Willard, Hatchet for the Honeymoon and Return of the Living Dead Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL CHAMPIONS FOR 2026

A look at the 2026 college baseball champions in the 11 divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog.

NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

National Champions – TENNESSEE WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY BULLDOGS

Runners-Up – Taylor University Trojans

2025 Champions – LSU-Shreveport Pilots (Riverboat Pilots)

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JUNE THIRD NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a mid-week current events roundup.

DR. MEHMET OZ DISCUSSES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION’S PRESERVATION OF MEDICAID AGAINST ALL THREATS. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Among Dr. Oz’s remarks: “Medicaid was built for vulnerable Americans, not illegal immigrants, state bookkeeping tricks, and political generosity charged to people who had no say in the bill.”

DR. OZ ALSO ANNOUNCES ONE HUNDRED SIXTY MORE PRESCRIPTION MEDICINES ARE BEING ADDED FOR LOWER PRICES ON THE TRUMPRx SITE

IN DEMOCRAT-HELD “SANCTUARY STATE” CALIFORNIA, AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IS CHARGED WITH MURDERING AN INFANT PLUS THE INFANT’S MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER. No “sanctuary” is ever provided for victims, only for the perpetrators and Democrats fight to keep those perpetrators in the country at all costs.

ENGLAND’S HENRY NOWAK TRAGEDY.  

VIRGINIA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR SPANBERGER STILL PROTECTING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH RAPING A GIRL UNDER FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGE.

PRO-TRUMP ASHLEY HINSON WINS SENATE PRIMARY ELECTION IN IOWA

SOUTH CAROLINA POLICE OFFICERS RESCUE UNCONSCIOUS DRIVER FROM THEIR SINKING VEHICLE IN WATER. Remember, you will NEVER see anti-police “activists” risking their lives like this to save someone else.

BERNIE SANDERS DOUBLES DOWN ON HIS SUPPORT FOR GRAHAM PLATNER, THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE WITH THE NAZI TATTOO, A SCAT FETISH, AGGRESSIVE SEX TEXTS TO WOMEN BESIDES HIS WIFE AND EVEN WORSE. Overseas people who bizarrely support Bernie may want to take note of what he has become in recent years.

INTOLERANT DEMOCRATS ON CAMPUS FILING COMPLAINTS AGAINST PEOPLE FOR USING THE WORD “MOTHERS” INSTEAD OF SAYING “LACTATING INDIVIDUALS.” More HERE. Democrats hate reality and love using their political watchdogs to make people less free, even in casual everyday conversations.  Continue reading

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FOOL KILLER PART SIXTY-SEVEN: JANUARY 1914

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 67 – Some of the Fool Killer’s targets on both sides of the aisle in the January 1914 edition of James Larkin Pearson’s version of the folk figure:

*** Child Labor: The Fool Killer unconditionally condemned child labor, fueled by a report in the Christian Herald exposing the plight of a 3-year-old child being exploited.

NOTE: Since it has been quite a while since I’ve covered Pearson’s particular iteration of the Fool Killer I want to point out that it cannot be pigeon-holed into 21st Century ideas about political left and political right. Neither side should read too much into him citing the Christian Herald. James Larkin Pearson openly endorsed an unusual Socialist interpretation of Christianity.

           He bashed clergymen from all faiths and unleashed his Fool Killer on preachers who conducted themselves like what we would call “televangelists” who pushed for money above all else. He also bashed capitalism and plutocrats, whom he called Plutes. Unrelated, but he opposed abortion yet was an early proponent of women’s right to vote. Pearson had views which would offend both sides of the 2026 political spectrum.

Back to his January 1914 targets:

*** What was already being called the House of Morgan, as in J.P. Morgan, one of the Fool Killer’s frequent rich pig targets. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE U.S. STEEL HOUR (1953-1963)

THE UNITED STATES STEEL HOUR (1953-1963) – Some of the finest hour-long dramas aired on American television during the 1950s and 1960s were produced for The U.S. Steel Hour. Over time the anthology program added a few comedies and children’s projects, but it made its reputation on the strength of its dramas.

1953-1954 Season

P.O.W. (Oct 27th, 1953) – David Davidson wrote and Alex Segal directed this tale of the tortuous brainwashing techniques that the Communist Chinese and their North Korean allies inflicted on Prisoners of War during the Korean War. In a way the 1950s Manchurian Candidate film trivialized the ordeals that service members were subjected to so that the reality seems to have faded into the background, replaced by pop culture melodrama.

Adding to the power of this presentation was the fact that it came out shortly after the Korean War ended. The general public was shocked that China and North Korea would dehumanize and experiment on POWs like this. The cast of P.O.W. included Brian Keith, Richard Kiley, Phyllis Kirk and Anne Seymour.    Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE ABLEST MAN IN THE WORLD (1879)

THE ABLEST MAN IN THE WORLD (1879) – This short story was written by American author Edward Page Mitchell. The central figure – but not the title figure – is a wealthy bespectacled man named Fisher. Because of his scholarly appearance Fisher is mistakenly addressed as “doctor” and “professor” while staying at a spa in Baden, Germany. 

That misunderstanding results in the spa staff rushing Fisher to the room of Russian Baron Savitch when his personal physician is unavailable at the moment. Savitch is a rising VIP in the Tsar’s court and the staff members are frantic to help him.

The roguish Fisher stops trying to deny being a doctor and just tries some common sense first aid to try curing Baron Savitch’s sudden illness. A glass of bourbon makes the Baron feel much better for a time.

Presently, Savitch begins to feel worse, complaining of intense pain in his head. He begs Fisher to remove the black silk skullcap on his head and beneath it Fisher discovers a silver plate. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: JUNE FIRST

If it’s Monday, it’s time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where the detestable Biden Crime Family continues trying to distract from the fact that Joe Biden was an unfit and illegit figurehead paraded before the cameras for four years while unelected figures in his regime massively damaged the U.S.

MAINE DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM “NAZI TATTOO” PLATNER STRUGGLES WITH SCANDALS REGARDING HIM AND A CHILD PREDATOR SITE, HIS GROTESQUE FETISH FOR PORT-O-JOHNS, MENACING SEXUAL TEXTS AND MORE. He’s the epitome of the 2026 Democrat Party. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE

BIDEN-HARRIS REGIME NOW EXPOSED FOR TRYNG TO COVER UP TWO HUNDRED BILLION – WITH A “B” – DOLLARS IN FRAUDULENT PPP LOANS. A new chapter in the long and sordid saga of the Biden Crime Family’s atrocities.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE IN HAWAII STORMS GOVERNMENT BUILDING AND THREATENS TO USE THEIR GUN. And 2026 Democrats are so far gone they will likely STILL vote for this terrorist.

DEMOCRAT MOB VIOLENCE CONTINUES IN NEW JERSEY AS DO THREATS ON THE LIVES OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THEIR FAMILIES. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE.

DEMOCRAT MOB VIOLENCE AGAINST THE MEDIA IN NEW JERSEY. More HERE. Continue reading

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COLLISION COURSE (1989) – PAT MORITA AND JAY LENO IN A BUDDY COP MOVIE?

COLLISION COURSE (1989) – Yes, it’s Pat Morita and Jay Leno as reluctant investigative partners. For starters, I owe an apology to Chinatown Connection (1990), which I previously called the worst Two-Race Buddy Cop film I’d ever seen. In that flick Lee Majors the Second and Bruce Ly play the mismatched cops who have to work together to bring down some bad guys.

Collision Course and Chinatown Connection may have the same initials, but the former is actually a worse movie, as hard as that is to believe. Collision Course went through three different directors on its way to cinematic infamy.

Despite this Pat Morita-Jay Leno joint having a bigger budget and a supporting cast made up of real actors (Chris Sarandon, Al Waxman, Soon-Tek Oh and others), this production sucks like a Hoover vacuum. Not even some 80s street cred in the form of Randall “Tex” Cobb could save Collision Course, which was recognized as such a bomb that it didn’t get released – on video, at that – until 1992. And even then it was done solely to exploit Leno taking over The Tonight Show from Johnny Carson.

Mr. Miyagi and Pelican Head’s attempt to make the next 48 Hours or Lethal Weapon or Running Scared is set in Detroit, where an engineer from Japan named Oshima has come to sell a newly developed turbo charger to a struggling new car company run by Derek Jarryd (Dennis Holahan). Continue reading

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TWENTY NEGLECTED SECRETARIES OF STATE

A variety of colorful figures have served as Secretaries of State. Many of them may not be household names here in the 21st Century but they would definitely stand out on any staff. Here is an examination of twenty such figures in chronological order.  

Timothy Pickering1. TIMOTHY PICKERING (1795-1800)

Served under: Presidents George Washington and John Adams

Noted for: Conspiring with Alexander Hamilton to undermine some of the policies of the Washington and Adams administrations. When Adams discovered this he ordered Pickering to resign, but Pickering refused, forcing Adams to fire him. Pickering remains the only Secretary of State to officially be fired by the President.

2. HENRY CLAY (1825-1829)

Served under: President John Quincy Adams

Noted for: Fighting a duel with Continue reading

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