TRANSGRESS WITH ME: AUGUST TWENTY-THIRD

It has literally been almost a year since Balladeer’s Blog did a post in my Transgress with Me series, so here we go. For newbies, I’m an Independent Voter who used to be a Democrat until they became such intolerant fascists.

*** At present, it’s the Democrats who are the worst authoritarians and hatemongers, but I have bashed figures from both major political parties here.

*** All “news” outlets are biased, but at present Democrat outlets still far outnumber those for the opposition party, and that has resulted in a false impression of a national consensus on various issues and topics. (But it’s the fault of the Republican Party that they are still so far behind in the Media Arms Race.) 

*** Democrats mistakenly believe that successfully censoring dissenting opinions means they are “in the right.” 

*** When pompous Democrats put up those nauseating signs that say “Hate has no home here” what they really mean is “Hate has no home here, except for our perfectly righteous hatred of everyone who disagrees with any of our political opinions.”

*** Democrats are only content in environments where they have a captive audience, like in schools or H.R. “classes” or wherever they can use the full force of the government or other higher “authorities” to impose silence on those who disagree with them.

*** If you want people killed or injured just because they voted differently than you did, then they aren’t the fascists – YOU ARE.

*** There are still imbeciles who think President Trump told people to drink or inject themselves with bleach.

*** Democrats are not liberals – they’re illiberal. Democrats are not progressives – they’re regressive.

*** Yes, Ashley Biden’s oft-mentioned diary has entries in which she says her father Joe Biden took “inappropriate” showers with her when she was a child. She also said she was “probably” abused.  Continue reading

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MORE NEGLECTED FOOTBALL HELMETS

With college football kicking off in the divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog in just a few days, here’s something I haven’t done in years – a look at football helmets for some very obscure teams.

MINERSVILLE 

Team Name: BATTLIN’ MINERS

Comment: This team name begs the question “Is there also a team called the Minin’ Battlers?”

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SHANG-CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU: THIRD LOOK

Back in 2021 I reviewed the first 12 1970s stories featuring Marvel’s martial arts hero Shang-Chi HERE. Then in 2024 I reviewed several stories which teamed up Shang-Chi and another 70s Marvel kung fu hero – Iron Fist, HERE.

For newbies to this IP, in 1973 Marvel licensed the use of Sax Rohmer’s Fu Manchu plus other characters from the Fu Manchu tales. Rather than just churn out a Fu Manchu comic book series “the House of Ideas” instead combined it with the Kung Fu craze of the time and created Shang Chi, the son of Fu Manchu.

Shang Chi, as a surrogate Bruce Lee, and Sir Denis Nayland-Smith, as a surrogate Braithwaite from Enter: The Dragon, were the core of the new series. Shang Chi started out as an operative of his evil father Fu Manchu but realized the error of his ways and threw in with Sir Denis and his team to battle his father’s malevolent schemes.

Many of Sax Rohmer’s other characters showed up in the series, including Fah Lo Suee, the daughter of Fu Manchu. The series expanded from just Fu Manchu storylines. Writer Doug Moench and artist Paul Gulacy churned out some of the best stories in this title, with Gulacy often drawing Shang-Chi to resemble the late Bruce Lee.

Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu had its own inimitable style and was largely one of the most innovative comic books of the 1970s and early 1980s. “Largely” is the key word.

Idiotically, Marvel depicted Shang-Chi forever barefoot and forever wearing a goofy outfit like he was advertising a local martial arts academy. It mars the MOKF series as surely as the artwork for Ebony drags down 1940s and 1950s Spirit stories. So, when possible I will sprinkle in pics of 1970s martial arts movie star James Ryan who genuinely looked like Shang-Chi but wearing regular clothing. 

MASTER OF KUNG FU Vol 1 #29 (Jun 1975)

Title: The Crystal Connection

Villains: Velcro and Razor-Fist

Synopsis: Sir Denis Nayland Smith has Shang-Chi join him and other team members in a mission against international heroin dealer Carlton Velcro. The other team members are series regular Black Jack Tarr, former Royal Marine Commando, and semiregular Clive Reston, a walking meta reference.

NOTE: Clive Reston is a capable espionage agent whose schtick was that offhand references he makes establish something that is never specifically spelled out – his father must be James Bond and his grand-uncle must be Sherlock Holmes. It was kind of clever at first but eventually grew tiresome.

Our heroes take a seaplane to Velcro’s mansion in a grotto near France’s Gulf of Lions. Reston poses as a buyer of a large amount of heroin who then burns all of his purchase and an enormous amount of the drug dealer’s additional inventory of smack.

All this was a distraction to allow Shang-Chi and Black Jack Tarr to infiltrate the mansion. Reston ends up captured and Shang-Chi comes face to face with Velcro’s bodyguard Razor-Fist in their VERY FIRST encounter. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: TO JUPITER VIA HELL (1908)

Full title: THE REV. JOHN SMITH DIED – AND WENT TO JUPITER VIA HELL (1908) – This bizarre but memorable work was published by the Juno Society of the time and was written by an anonymous author. The title clergyman passes away and finds himself in Hell – not forever, but as an ambassador to Jupiter.

Before he can be sent to that interplanetary posting Smith must witness the horrors of Hell. In this odd tale the ruler of Hell is a woman named Satinita the Sexless Queen. She first shows him how many fellow clergymen are in Hell for eternal punishment.

After that, Satinita takes Rev. Smith on a tour of New York City’s Red Light District, bars, illegal casinos … and the Stock Exchange. Following this ham-fisted attempt at satire, Smith is dropped off on Jupiter as a guest of the planet’s Omu Family.

The family members become his guide to life on Jupiter, where everyone is ruled by a being called the Unity. There is one planet-wide language, and that’s just the beginning. Continue reading

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AUGUST TWENTY-FIRST NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a current events roundup from an America where Democrats spent over a decade claiming “wokeness” wasn’t a thing – and even pretended that people who used the word couldn’t define it because, they claimed, “it didn’t exist.” Now Democrat loon AOC openly admits “Woke One was crazy and is over” and that “Woke Two” is here.

           NEVER believe Democrats when they claim something they’re guilty of isn’t real or isn’t happening. Inevitably, they will be forced to admit that it exists and is happening. (Same with Vote Fraud, Political Bias in Education, etc.)

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ROY COOPER SCANDAL OVER PAY-TO-PLAY SCAM WHEN HE WAS GOVERNOR. He became a wealthy man while in office.

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE PLEADS GUILTY TO WIRE FRAUD. The R.I.C.O. party strikes again.

IRAN’S MAD-DOG REGIME CAUSES UNITED ARAB EMIRATES TO SUSPEND ALL TRADE WITH IRAN OVER THEIR LATEST VIOLENCE. Fighting Iran’s current rulers is as necessary as fighting war criminal Vlad Putin.

DON SURBER ON WHO WAS UNCONSTITUTIONALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY WHILE UNFIT JOE BIDEN WAS BEING PARADED BEFORE THE CAMERAS.

LATEST EXPOSE: THE BIDEN REGIME FBI MISCLASSIFIED INFO TO HIDE BIDEN FAMILY CRIMES. Took a while to find, but here it is.

FLASHBACK: DANIEL CAMERON TELLS DEMOCRATS “IT’S TIME TO STOP TELLING BLACK AMERICANS WHAT WE’RE ALLOWED TO BELIEVE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL LOWERING HEALTH CARE COSTS AND HAS LOWERED MEDICAID PRICES BY THREE POINT FIVE PERCENT. Continue reading

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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WILLIAM PATERSON

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog examined the first six Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court when six was the full roster on that court. For subsequent Justices click HERE.

ASSOCIATE JUSTICE WILLIAM PATERSON

Served: March 11th, 1793 – September 9th, 1806 (Died)

Brethren on the Court: Chief Justices: John Jay, John Rutledge, Oliver Ellsworth and John Marshall. Associate Justices: William Cushing, James Wilson, John Blair, James Iredell, Samuel Chase, Bushrod Washington, Alfred Moore and William Johnson.

Some Highlights: Paterson helped write the U.S. Constitution in 1787. This made him one of the very few Supreme Court Justices qualified to weigh in on the “original intent” of the framers.

      While riding his Circuit, William presided over the trials of the people indicted for treason for participating in the Whiskey Rebellion. He wrote the Court’s decision in Penhall v Doane’s Administrators (1795), which ruled that America’s current federal courts had jurisdiction over Prize Cases, not any of the American courts which preceded the U.S. Constitution. Continue reading

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MONSIEUR LECOQ (1865-1868) A NEGLECTED PRE-SHERLOCK HOLMES DETECTIVE

MONSIEUR LECOQ – This French detective, who worked for the Surete, was created by France’s Emile Gaboriau, a former secretary of THE Paul Feval, the famed writer. The Gaboriau novels featuring Lecoq (whose first name was never revealed, like Columbo) all came out in the 1860s, making him one of the western world’s Big Three fictional detectives who came BEFORE Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes in 1887.

The other two, of course, are Auguste Dupin (1841) and Nick Carter (1886). Like Monsieur Lecoq, Dupin and Carter were among the figures depicted in individual episodes of Les Grands Detectives (1975) on French television. Here are the novels that Emile Gaboriau wrote featuring this brilliant procedural detective.

L’AFFAIRE LEROUGE (serialized in 1865, novelized in 1866) – This novel, set in 1862, depicted Lecoq as an assistant detective who was refining his trade with the help of another Gaboriau detective named Tabaret. In this story alone, Lecoq is a figurative Archie Goodwin to the less mobile Tabaret’s Nero Wolfe.  

The widow Claudine Lerouge is found murdered in her home but the killer is not known. Tabaret and his supporting detective Lecoq investigate and must sift through clues regarding Lerouge’s mysterious past involving false identities and illegal child swapping. Continue reading

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BURT LANCASTER’S SWASHBUCKLER MOVIES

Hollywood legend Burt Lancaster starred in several big-name films. Early in his career he played the hero in a few swashbuckler movies.

THE FLAME AND THE ARROW (1950) – In 1100s Lombardy, evil Count Ulrich (Frank Allenby) rules on behalf of Emperor Frederick the First. Ulrich abuses his power and even takes the unfaithful wife of Dardo Bartoli (Burt Lancaster) into his own court as one of his mistresses. This drives archer and swordsman Dardo into opposition against him.   

One day Dardo shows off by shooting Count Ulrich’s prized hunting hawk out of the sky with an arrow. The Count has his men try capturing our hero, but his son Rudi helps him escape only to wind up a prisoner in Ulrich’s household where he is reunited with his mother.

Dardo now goes all out against the Count, leading rebels both high born and low in Robin Hood style banditry against Ulrich from an old Roman fortress in the hills. At one point Dardo and his allies abduct Count Ulrich’s niece Anne (Virginia Mayo) in hopes of exchanging her for Rudi. The Count instead captures Dardo’s father and several other villagers, threatening to kill them all unless the rebel and outlaw surrenders. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR AUGUST NINETEENTH

It’s a Wednesday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

TRUMP-ENDORSED BYRON DONALDS WINS FLORIDA GUBERNATORIAL PRIMARY

GROTESQUE ALEXANDER VINDMAN, ONE OF THE INSTIGATORS OF TRYING TO REMOVE TRUMP JUST SO DEMOCRATS COULD COVER UP THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY’S UKRAINE CORRUPTION, GOT ANNIHILATED IN YESTERDAY’S VOTING. More HERE. Trump enjoyed getting the last laugh on this pathetic little toad of a human being.

ANTHONY FAUCI ALLY DAVID MORENS PLEADS GUILTY IN COVID SCANDAL COVERUP AND DEFRAUDING THE U.S. More HERE. Another member of the “Covid Cartel” goes down.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES USHER IN THE BIGGEST YEAR-TO-YEAR DECLINE IN VIOLENT CRIME EVER. More HERE.

DEMOCRAT SENATORIAL CANDIDATE ABDULRAHMAN MOHAMED EL-SAYED’S MOTHER WORKED FOR TERRORIST GROUP THAT HELPED 9-11 PLOT’S BIN LADEN. It should be no surprise that his mother works as an instructor at the University of Chicago and opened an October 7th anniversary CELEBRATION talk with “I wanna start by saying Allahu Akbar.” This is what the Democrat Party is in 2026. More HERE.

HUMAN TRAFFICKING CRACKDOWN IN THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST RESULTS IN FIFTY-SIX ARRESTS

LATEST: AT LEAST TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND NON-CITIZENS VOTED IN THE 2020 ELECTION. And I think we all know which political party they voted for. The 2020 presidential election was at least as tainted and corrupt as the 1876 and 2000 elections were.

MORE ABOUT VOTE FRAUD IN DEMOCRAT-HELD MINNESOTA. Much more HERE from a former Minnesota election official.  Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTESS: THE OLD LADY OF NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1957-1958)

THE OLD LADY OF NIGHTMARE ALLEY was the character who hosted the film show Nightmare! on KTLA in Los Angeles. She was played by the elderly actress Ottola Nesmith, who started in Silent Films in 1915 and appeared in over 100 movies, including Invisible Ghost with Bela Lugosi.

Nightmare! ran from October 1st, 1957 to October 7th, 1958. KTLA aired the program Tuesday nights at 9:30pm and produced 53 episodes. The show’s director was Loring d’Usseau, one of Nesmith’s sons, who was surprised to learn he would be directing his own mother (see below right).

Ottola’s Movie Hostess character The Old Lady eschewed the sex appeal approach of predecessors like Vampira and instead employed a memorable gimmick, albeit one which once got herself and KTLA in legal trouble.

The Old Lady was a deranged woman who claimed to be a fallen movie starlet living in a tiny apartment on Nightmare Alley with only her victrola and doll Boris to keep her company. She was like Sunset Boulevard‘s Norma Desmond on steroids and also had qualities of the Arsenic and Old Lace murderesses as well as the future Baby Jane.

(Yet the Los Angeles Times called her “pixielike.”) Continue reading

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