THE WEIRD, WEIRD WEST – HORROR FILMS WITH A WESTERN THEME

With Halloween approaching Balladeer’s Blog is doing its usual holiday-themed posts. This time around I’ll give a brief synopsis of western-flavored horror flicks. In keeping with my blog’s theme of covering out of the way topics I won’t be examining movies that are too well known, like Billy the Kid vs Dracula, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter or The Terror of Tiny Town. Ditto for more recent movies like Sundown and Billy The Kid in Hell. As for West World and Welcome to Blood City, those are more science fiction than horror, so they aren’t included either.  

black noonBLACK NOON (1971) – Roy Thinnes stars as an old west preacher who falls in with a coven of witches in the town of Melas (Salem spelled backwards of course).

The witches tempt Thinnes into thinking he’s a prophet and healer, then use his vanity against him and his wife during their dark ritual of the Black Noon, which takes place during a mid-day eclipse.

CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN (1974) –  A medical student and his hippy friends try to renovate a dude ranch haunted by the Headless Horseman. No, it’s not the figure from the Washington Irving tale, but an old-west gunslinger who was unjustly hanged, losing his head in the process. The Horseman now roams the dude ranch by night looking for victims to frighten. SPOILER: The Continue reading →

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HALLOWEEN MONTH 2026 IS HERE!

October 1st kicks off Balladeer’s Blog’s usual mixing of horror items in with my usual topics. I review horror films from the silent movie era onward as well as obscure stories from the 1800s and earlier, like they’re Halloween counterparts to my Ancient Science Fiction reviews.

To give new readers a taste of how Halloween is done around here, take a look at some of last year’s Halloween Month highlights:

GRAND FINALE

HALLOWEEN WITH PAUL NASCHY – I capped off the horror season with a look at the 60s, 70s and 80s movies of Spain’s King of Horror – Jacinto Molina aka Paul Naschy. And I mean all of them, not just his many, many werewolf movies about tormented lycanthrope Waldemar Daninsky. Naschy also starred as a mummy, as Dracula, as slashers, as an exorcist and so on.

There was Assignment: Terror, one of my all-time favorite Bad Movies featuring aliens who possess the dead bodies of scientists so they can conquer Earth with a vampire, a mummy and a werewolf. Werewolf vs the Yeti was another as was Dr. Jekyll vs the Wolfman.

Non-werewolf Naschy films I reviewed included Count Dracula’s Great Love, Horror Rises from the Tomb, The Hunchback of the Rue Morgue (yes), Vengeance of the Zombies, Return of the Witch, The Mummy’s Revenge, House of Psychotic Women, Exorcism, and The Man with the Severed Head.

FORGOTTEN HORROR STORIES

MAN-SIZE IN MARBLE (1887), about old stone statues of two knights which come to life to do evil. Classics like The King in Yellow (1895), Isabella of Egypt (1812) and several Ambrose Bierce short stories. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOSTESS MISTY BREW (1982-1983)

MISTY BREW – Faye Fisher (later Faye Fisher-Ward) played Misty Brew, the witch hostess of Creature Feature. The program aired Friday nights on Green Bay, Wisconsin’s WLRE from October 29th, 1982 – September 9th, 1983. For the most part, this show started at Midnight but was moved up to 10:30pm start times on nights when Misty presented double or even triple features.

Wanting to hop on America’s renewed Movie Host mania prompted by Elvira’s Movie Macabre, WLRE launched their Bad Movie Show Creature Feature. Auditions were held and the winner was Faye Fisher, who was in her senior year at the University of Wisconsin at Green Bay, majoring in Visual Arts. She had hoped to name her hostess character Natasha, but the station manager had already finalized the name Misty Brew. 

Faye Fisher stated she was not a horror fan but her friends in UW-Green Bay’s Theater Department encouraged her to try out for the hostess role. Ironically, though WLRE was riding the Elvira train, they did not want Misty Brew to show a lot of skin. She wore vintage formal gowns which she selected each week from a Green Bay clothing store called Glad Rags.

When Misty presented The Bride of Frankenstein, she wore a wedding gown from Glad Rags and wore the same gown for her wedding in 1984. The Movie Hostess’s hair and makeup were done by Bananas of Green Bay. Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER THIRTIETH NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is back with an end of September news roundup.

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE IN GEORGIA WHO WON THE MAY PRIMARY JUST GOT SENTENCED TO SEVEN YEARS FOR CRUELTY TO AND BATTERY OF CHILDREN. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

BOSTON’S DEMOCRAT MAYOR CAUGHT PAYING FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLAR FEES FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO TAKE A DEMOCRAT CLASS IN BECOMING “ACTIVISTS.” Citizens not eligible – only illegals. More HERE.

CHUCK SCHUMER ADMITS THAT DEMOCRATS WILL PUSH FOR AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND OPEN THE BORDER IF THEY SEIZE CONGRESS IN NOVEMBER. EVERY pronouncement from Democrats is about what they will do for illegal immigrants. Dems claim that America is some dystopian hellscape under Trump but apparently all our citizens are doing just fine under Trump or else surely the Democrats wouldn’t devote all their energy to illegal immigrants. Apparently illegal immigrants are the only people being inconvenienced by President Trump’s administration. 

NEW JERSEY DEMOCRAT CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE CONTINUALLY AVOIDING QUESTIONS ABOUT HER NET WORTH. For hypocritical anti-Trump fanatics, Trump is STILL the only political figure they press for financial info. (Which he ultimately provided and was proven to have done nothing wrong.)

CORRUPT JACK SMITH, THE UNCONSTITUTIONALLY APPOINTED “SPECIAL PROSECUTOR” (LOL) ADMITS TO MISCONDUCT WHEN COORDINATING POLITICAL HIT JOBS WITH EQUALLY CORRUPT ANTI-TRUMP JUDGE JAMES BOASBERG.   More about the Boasberg connection HERE.

MORE JACK SMITH MALFEASANCE. His and Biden’s illegal actions in harassing Trump knew no limits.

MOLLIE HEMINGWAY TEARS JACK SMITH APART. 

HAWLEY ALSO EXPOSES JACK SMITH.     A SENATOR KENNEDY QUESTION LEVELS SMITH. More HERE.    

CRUZ TOOK HIS TURN AT EXPOSING JACK SMITH, TOO. Continue reading →

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A LOOK AT TWENTY JAMES GARNER MOVIES

James Garner 2Balladeer’s Blog is here with a look at a score of James Garner films. NOTE: The Great Escape is not included, only because Garner was part of an ensemble cast in that movie. 

Best remembered for his portrayal of slick-talking gambler/ gunslinger Bret Maverick and Westlake-esque private detective Jim Rockford, Garner inspired the term “marshmallow macho”. That description perfectly captured Garner’s special appeal.

James GarnerFor many American males James Garner and the characters he brought to life represented a happy medium between psychotically macho men and unbearably femmey men. I hate the term “role model” but for lack of a better choice that’s what we’ll go with.

In addition, Garner served in the Korean War and was a Purple Heart earner.

MaverickMAVERICK (1994) – Though James Garner was technically playing a supporting role to Mel Gibson in this film, Gibson was portraying Bret Maverick, the character Garner had turned into a sensation in the 1950s. Since this movie would not exist without the cultural cache built up by James’ portrayal of both Bret AND “Pappy” Beauregard Maverick (in old age makeup) this definitely counts as a Garner film. Bret, Pappy and Jody Foster as Annabelle Bransford are among the gambler-gunslingers headed east for St. Louis and a Poker Tournament on a riverboat.

James Coburn plays the Commodore, the host of the tournament. 

NECESSARY SPOILER: The lawman character that Garner portrays in the film turns out to really be Pappy Maverick, with Mel Gibson’s Bret simply playing along with his father’s impersonation. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW OF THIS FILM CLICK HERE   

Barbarians at the GateBARBARIANS AT THE GATE (1993) – In this telefilm based on the best-selling non-fiction book, Jim plays F. Ross Johnson, the real-life president of RJR-Nabisco who unleashed one of the most chaotic and frenzied leveraged buyouts in Wall Street history during the “greed is good” 1980s.

The real Ross Johnson was close with Warren Beatty and other major players in the entertainment industry, which may be why he gets painted in a less villainous light in the movie. (Being played by the ever-charming Garner certainly helps.) In reality FEWER jobs were lost by the ultimately triumphant Henry Kravis’ LBO plan than would have been lost if Johnson came out on top.

Teddy Forstmann, the lone Wall Street figure of the 80s who was a voice in the wilderness condemning LBOs and the damage they did to the economy, gets depicted as a virtual loon. Very odd, since Forstmann’s real-life views on LBOs were closer to the sentiments of Larry Gelbart and the others behind this flick than Johnson’s or Kravis’ were.

Ultimately Barbarians at the Gate is a dark comedy classic, it’s true, but read the book if you want the real low-down on the eventful RJR-Nabisco buyout. Continue reading →

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FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY-EIGHT: OCTOBER 1915

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 78 – As always, it’s fascinating to read the over 100-year-old opinions of James Larkin Pearson (and by extension his Fool Killer), including the opinions that one doesn’t agree with. Here are some of the Fool Killer’s targets in October 1915:

*** Dr. Stephen Herbert Langdon, for his claim that his translations of ancient Sumerian clay tablets convinced him that instead of the Biblical First Man it was really the Bible’s version of the Survivor of the Great Flood who ate of the Forbidden Fruit. And the Forbidden Fruit was really a legume from a cassia tree, not an apple.

        NOTE: I found news articles about Langdon’s claims as far back as August of 1914, but they were apparently just getting big in the U.S. in 1915. Oddly, in 1920 the New York Times, Antique Religion and others started covering Langdon’s claims as if he had just made them. At any rate, Langdon’s claims eventually influenced comparative mythology theories about the Adam and Noah stories being based on Utnapishtim and other figures from Sumerian myths.

*** Eastman Kodak Company. The Fool Killer was being very cynical about the recent decision by the Federal District Court at Buffalo, New York which ordered the company to be dissolved on anti-trust grounds. They even joked that Kodak stock would probably go up and that the company would survive intact given how so many big money corporations had circumvented anti-trust rulings from courts. 

*** King George V & Czar Nicholas of the Allied Powers, and Kaiser Wilhelm of the Central Powers, all of whom said that God was on THEIR side in the raging World War.  Continue reading →

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TEN FORGOTTEN TELEVISION TURKEYS

This time around in Balladeer’s Blog’s recurring feature Forgotten Television we’ll take a brief look at some dumb attempts at launching sitcoms.

mcgurkMCGURK (1979)

Stars: Barney Martin, Hamilton Camp, Sherry Lynn

Premise: Five actors dressed up as dogs hung out and joked about their human owners. The dogs’ owners, that is. Believe it or not the talented Peter Bonerz directed this unsold sitcom pilot and Brandon Tartikoff was executive producer. How either of them had the nerve to show their faces in public again is beyond me. (ORIGINALLY TITLED A DOG’S LIFE)

WHERE’S MOMMA? (1974)

Stars: Richard Mulligan, Michele Carey

Premise: Mulligan starred as a widowed real estate agent who was so ill-prepared to raise his twin children that his wife, played by Michele Carey, returned from the afterlife to help him out. Only Mulligan’s character could see the wife’s ghost, leading to the usual “comedy” set pieces.  Continue reading →

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER TWENTY-EIGHTH

Monday is here with another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog. Democrats are still gibbering about further devaluing the importance of impeachment by wanting to try it again if they seize Congress in the midterms. They’ve made impeachments routine, meaningless political gamesmanship. Remember the saying “You can indict a ham sandwich?” Well, apparently “You can impeach a ham sandwich” too.

FLASHBACK: NEW YORK TIMES WRITER CALLS OBAMA “THE GREATEST THREAT TO PRESS FREEDOM IN A GENERATION.” – So bear this in mind when it comes to Democrat media outlets’ ridiculous hysteria about Trump’s reasonable actions. The privileged, biased one-percenters who pretend to be reporters express themselves purely in over-the-top apocalypticism.

GREAT PIECE: SCHLICHTER “SO TIRED OF THE LOUDMOUTH QUITTERS” ABOUT THE MIDTERMS.

CAPITAL GOODS SURGE AMID BUSINESS BOOM.

NICKI MINAJ COURAGEOUSLY CALLS OUT DEMOCRAT RACISM AND REMINDS BLACK VOTERS THEY DO NOT HAVE TO VOTE THE WAY DEMOCRATS ORDER THEM TO. More HERE.

PRENTICE ON DEMOCRAT VIOLENCE AND AUTHORITARIANISM. Related HERE.

NEW YORK TIMES “REPORTER” (LOL) ADMITS THAT GAZA HYSTERIA REPLACED A LOT OF DEMOCRATS’ “WOKE ONE” LITMUS TESTS. And I say again, when online ankle-biters pretend “woke” doesn’t exist remind them that AOC and the New York Times have admitted it exists and consists of “woke one” and “woke two point oh”. Continue reading →

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A FAMILY SKELETON (1885)

A FAMILY SKELETON (1885) – This short story was written by one of Balladeer’s Blog’s favorite neglected sci-fi authors – Robert Duncan Milne. This time around, Milne’s tale deals with a French nobleman and his wife, who has proven to be sterile.

Experimental fertility treatments at last result in the wife becoming pregnant. On the day that she gives birth, she and her husband are horrified by the resulting offspring. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: SEPT 27th

HEADLINES

NAIA OVER NCAA DIV TWO – Yet another of the 2026 season’s Upsets by an NAIA football team – the WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS – over a D2 team – the CLARK ATLANTA UNIVERSITY PANTHERS. The Royals led their hosts 10-0, 17-3 and 25-10 in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Quarters, respectively. In the 4th Warner U. consummated the Upset 32-10.

SPIRIT OF EIGHTY-TWO – Staying with the NAIA for a moment, the SOUTHWESTERN COLLEGE MOUNDBUILDERS took it on the road against the BETHANY COLLEGE SWEDES. The Moundbuilders folded, spindled and mutilated Bethany College, converting their 28-0 1st Quarter lead into a 55-0 advantage at the Half. In the end, Southwestern College won EIGHTY-TWO to SIXTEEN!   Continue reading →

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