TARANTULA GHOUL (1957-1958) B-MOVIE HOSTESS

TARANTULA GHOUL – Actress Suzanne Waldron’s performance on stage in Macbeth captured the attention of the bosses at Portland, Oregon’s KPTV. They hired her to host House of Horror, their late-night B-Movie show, in a similar style to Vampira down in Los Angeles.

Waldron adopted the character Tarantula Ghoul, whose look was patterned after cartoonist Charles Addams’ Morticia in order to stand out from Vampira. Suzanne often emerged from a coffin in her hostess persona.

Tarantula Ghoul took Portland and vicinity by storm and could have been a phenomenon if not for the way KPTV made the idiotic decision to air House of Horror in the bizarre timeslot of Wednesday nights at 10:30pm (sometimes 10pm).

Most of the classic Bad Movie shows aired on Friday or Saturday nights, which were ideal for audiences to stay up late watching the movie and the host’s antics. Trapped in the mire of a late-night middle of the week timeslot, the brilliant Tarantula Ghoul’s show sadly lasted from just October 9th, 1957 to November 26th, 1958.

Still, during her brief run hosting House of Horror, the talented Suzanne Waldron managed several cultural milestones amid her schtick.

*** A TV Star Parade article about her stated “Tarantula Ghoul pokes morbid fun at everything within range of Portland’s KPTV” and referred to her “witty but acid tongue.” The article described her as a cross between “the Charles Addams woman and a road company Tallulah Bankhead.” Continue reading

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APRIL SECOND NEWS ROUNDUP

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is back with another current events roundup from an America where a permanent headline could be PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS OR DOES SOMETHING, AND HIS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH HATERS LIE ABOUT IT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING THE IRAN CONFLICT.

NATO SUPREME ALLIED COMMANDER PIERRE ADMITS THAT EUROPEAN NATIONS HAVE BEEN “FREE RIDERS” IN THEIR OWN SECURITY SINCE THE COLD WAR ENDED AND NEED TO RAMP UP IN ALL DOMAINS.

VIRGINIA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR – FORMER CIA EMPLOYEE ABIGAIL SPANBERGER – STILL REFUSING TO TURN OVER TO ICE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WANTED IN FAIRFAX COUNTY STABBING DEATH

AND ANOTHER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ARRESTED FOR MURDER IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY STATE” VIRGINIA. No sanctuary for victims under Democrats, only for perpetrators.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SENTENCED FOR ROLE IN MICHIGAN FAKE DOCUMENT RING.

CHICAGO’S DEMOCRAT MAYOR FEELS THAT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE THE REAL VICTIMS.

NASA’S ARTEMIS II ON ITS WAY TO THE MOON.

COMIC RELIEF KETANJI IDIOTICALLY CLAIMS FOREIGN TOURISTS QUALIFY FOR BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP. More HERE.

TRUMP OVERSAW RECORD LEVELS OF ENERGY PRODUCTION IN 2025.

DEMOCRAT PARTY

FLORIDA TEACHER ARRESTED FOR GROOMING AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL. Democrats, can you please leave youngsters alone?

TRUMP EFFECT: U.S. MANUFACTURING ACTIVITY ACCELERATES TO FASTEST PACE IN YEARS.

FLORIDA RENAMES PALM BEACH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

U.S. HIRING BOOM BRINGS HIGHER THAN EXPECTED INCREASE IN INCOME. Continue reading

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HBCU TITLE GAME, D3 SEMIFINALS AND MORE

HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGES & UNIVERSITIES

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – It was an all-CIAA title tilt as the VIRGINIA STATE TROJANS did battle with the BLUEFIELD STATE BIG BLUES. Bluefield State dominated the opening Half and led 36-28 going into the locker room. From there the Trojans roared back, ultimately winning the game 69-66. Jacob Cooper led Virginia State with 29 points. 

NCAA DIVISION THREE

FIRST SEMIFINAL – The UNIVERSITY OF MARY WASHINGTON EAGLES played the TRINITY (CT) COLLEGE BANTAMS in this game. The favored Bantams were on top 37-26 at the Half, but after the break UMW made their move. In the end the Eagles triumphed over Trinity 64-61 led by 21 points from Kye Robinson. Continue reading

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FOR APRIL FOOL’S DAY: SIX MEMORABLE FOOL KILLER TALES FROM AMERICAN FOLKLORE

Balladeer’s Blog marks April Fool’s Day with this look at some classic Fool Killer folklore from the 1800s onward.

AN ORIGIN FOR THE FOOL KILLER – In the 1830s a Devil mated with assorted women of East Tennessee’s “Hill Portughee (Portuguese)” and one of them bore him a son. The son grew up to drive that Devil out of the Tennessee hills after tricking his infernal father into forging an iron staff that he used as a weapon against him.

               That son then became the Fool Killer, using his iron staff/ walking stick/ club to prey on outsiders “foolish” enough to come looking for the hidden gold of the Melungeons in the eldritch Tennessee woodlands. He also battled federal agents trying to stop the Melungeons from printing their own gold coins.

OPPOSING THE KU KLUX KLAN – In the Spring and Summer of 1870 the Fool Killer battled the KKK, whose violence in a few North Carolina counties had grown so extreme that the governor declared Martial Law. The folk figure opposed Klan influence in North Carolina politics as well as their brutal acts of maiming and killing people who opposed them.  Continue reading

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BAD MOVIE REVIEW: ZERO TO SIXTY (1978) WITH DARREN MCGAVIN AND JOAN COLLINS

ZERO TO SIXTY (1978) – Want to see Darren McGavin of all people bare his butt for the camera in two separate scenes? Want to see Darren McGavin getting his bare butt spanked by the Hudson Brothers in one of those scenes? Want to see Darren McGavin in sex scenes with Joan Collins at her smoking hot best?

Usually, you’d have me at the words “Want to see Darren McGavin” because I’m a huge fan of the guy. And not just as Carl Kolchak in The Night Stalker but most of his big-screen work and small-screen work from the 1950s onward. Well, I finally met a Darren McGavin movie I wasn’t ready for.

Zero to Sixty was produced by McGavin’s wife Kathie Browne and directed by Psychotronic Hall of Famer Don Weis. As I watched Darren in screwball car chases and in scenes full of “comedy” that wouldn’t have made the cut in one of Burt Reynolds’ Cannonball Run movies I was having trouble getting my head around what I was seeing.

During a scene in which McGavin pretends to be wetting himself I think I began babbling “But … but … that’s Darren McGavin.” Believe it or not, Denise Nickerson – Violet Beauregard from Willy Wonka – playing an underaged Car Repossession Agent helped bring things into focus for me.      Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: ADVENTURES OF THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL (1955-1956)

THE ADVENTURES OF THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL (1955-1956) – British television series based on Baroness Emma Orczy’s 1903 play and 1905 novel (and series) about Sir Percy Blakeney (Marius Goring), who puts on a foppish and dim-witted air to disguise the fact that he is secretly the Scarlet Pimpernel.

As that figure, he and his network of agents covertly organize the escape from France of aristocrats and others condemned to die on the guillotine under the Reign of Terror in the 1790s. Chauvelin (Stanley Van Beers), one of the most rabid operatives of the Revolutionary mad dogs terrorizing France, works to prevent the Scarlet Pimpernel and his eponymous League from rescuing his targets.   

Strangely, the series omitted Sir Percy’s beautiful and brilliant wife Marguerite, a former French actress whose daring matched his own. Instead, the show used a different female ally for the Pimpernel – Countess la Valliere (Lucie Mannheim).

Some of the novel’s League of the Scarlet Pimpernel were supporting characters, including Second Doctor Who star Patrick Troughton as Sir Andrew Ffoulkes and Anthony Newland as Lord Hastings. The series ran for 18 half-hour installments.  

THE EPISODES: Continue reading

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JESUS: A PASSION PLAY FOR AMERICANS (1969)

teuber as JesusJESUS: A PASSION PLAY FOR AMERICANS (1969) – For Easter Week here’s a look at an experimental take on the story of Jesus Christ’s crucifixion and resurrection, all accompanied by music.

BEFORE the concept album Jesus Christ Superstar became a stage production and before Godspell came this rock, improv jazz and blues version of the Passion of the Christ.

Peter Ivers composed the curtain-to-curtain music, while director Timothy S. Mayer wrote the dialogue and lyrics, adapted from the King James Bible version of the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: MARCH THIRTIETH

Here’s a Monday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN ILHAN OMAR, ALREADY UNDER FIRE FOR HER ROLE IN THE MINNESOTA FRAUD RINGS, EXPOSED OVER HER TIES TO SOMALILAND GENOCIDE.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN PRAMILA JAYAPAL CALLS FOR REPARATIONS FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. What an obscene insult to all the victims of illegal immigrant crime and their loved ones.

BLACK ICE AGENTS LAUGH AT DEMOCRAT SOYBOY WHO CALLS THEM FASCISTS. More HERE.

JUAQUIN JAMES MALPHURS SAYS HE IS STICKING WITH TRUMP AND PRAISES HIM

IRANIAN REFUGEE SAYS TRUMP IS THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO CLEARLY SEE THE THREAT POSED BY THE CURRENT IRANIAN REGIME

TWO TEXAS POLICE OFFICERS CHARGE INTO BURNING MOTEL AND SAVE GUESTS. Remember, you will NEVER see anti-police “activists” risking their lives to save the lives of others like this.

PHILADELPHIA DEMOCRATS CHEER FOR MORE DEAD AMERICAN SOLDIERS. How very on-brand for the party of criminals and fascists.

HEY DEMOCRATS, ZELENSKY RECOGNIZES THE THREAT POSED BY THE CURRENT IRANIAN REGIME. Iran’s current regime is at least as bad as crazed war criminal Vlad Putin’s Russia. Continue reading

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NCAA D-3 FINAL FOUR SET, PLUS HBCU SEMIFINALS

NCAA DIVISION THREE

FINAL FOUR: FIRST BERTH – The CHRISTOPHER NEWPORT UNIVERSITY CAPTAINS played the UNIVERSITY OF ST. THOMAS (TX) CELTS. The defenses ruled at first and come Halftime the score was knotted up at a mere 22-22. After the break, CNU managed enough separation to upset the Celts by a score of 63-59. Toa Hollenbeck led the Captains with his 25 points.

FINAL FOUR: SECOND BERTH – Up next, the TRINITY (CT) COLLEGE BANTAMS did battle with the TUFTS UNIVERSITY JUMBOS. The Bantams held a tight 29-27 edge at the Half. From there competition remained intense but Trinity College downed the Jumbos 69-66. Sixteen points from Henry Vetter led the way for the Bantams.    Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: SOME OF 2019’s EXAMPLES OF ANTI-TRUMP LIES AND HYSTERIA

The past few weeks I’ve been taking a look at the way that people who spend their every waking moment frothing at the mouth with hatred for President Donald Trump are still as irrational, wrong and deceitful as they were during his first term. With 2017 and 2018 behind us, here’s 2019 examples.

FLASHBACKS

JANUARY 29th, 2019 – JOURNALIST SHARYL ATTKISSON PRESENTS A LIST OF OVER ONE HUNDRED FAKE NEWS ITEMS ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP SINCE HIS 2017 INAUGURATION. And anti-Trump fascists fell for them every single time. And still do.

JANUARY 28th – DEMOCRATS STILL ORDERING AMERICANS OF COLOR NOT TO WEAR MAGA HATS. Democrats still can’t deal with the fact that they no longer own African-Americans.

JANUARY 8th – PRIVILEGED WHITE DEMOCRATS STILL PRETEND TO BE PART OF A “RESISTANCE” AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. Thus insulting real resistance movements throughout history.

FEBRUARY 25th – PRIVILEGED ONE-PERCENTER “ACTORS” HYSTERICALLY OVERREACTING TO PRESIDENT TRUMP.

FEBRUARY 15th – TRUMP-HATERS PRETEND HIS DECLARATION OF AN EMERGENCY AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER MEANS WE’RE INCHES FROM A DICTATORSHIP EVEN THOUGH OBAMA DECLARED THIRTEEN EMERGENCIES HIMSELF. And the fact that nearly SIXTY “Presidential Emergency Declarations” had been made since 1976, proving that there is no danger of them leading to a dictatorship. Plus THIRTY-ONE previous Presidential declarations of emergencies were STILL in effect as of this 2019 date, proving how milk-water they are given that they had been forgotten about. Continue reading

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