B-MOVIE HOST SHOCK ARMSTRONG (1964-1968)

SHOCK ARMSTRONG, THE ALL-AMERICAN GHOUL bore a name that was a play on the old radio series Jack Armstrong, the All-American Boy. Even in 1964 that was an obscure reference, so it’s possible that many fans of this Bad Movie Host were oblivious to the connection. At any rate, from 1964 to 1968 Shock Armstrong hosted Double-Features on Shock Theatre Friday nights at 11:30pm on WTVT out of Tampa Bay and St. Petersburg, Florida.

Broadcasting veteran Paul Reynolds portrayed Shock Armstrong. Paul had worked at WTVT Channel 13 for years in various jobs like announcer, sports reporter, host of rock and roll shows like Teen Party, Open House and Record Room as well as serving as the station’s Bozo the Clown. In September of 1964 Paul’s boss abruptly told him that WTVT was joining the nationwide tradition of airing old and bad horror flicks hosted by a tongue-in-cheek ghoulish character.

Reynolds donned a quasi-Frankenstein Monster mask worked up by the station’s art department and an old University of Tampa Spartans football jersey sporting the number 13. Paul was already in his 30s by 1964 and remembered the old Jack Armstrong radio show, so that inspired his character’s name.

For his character’s schtick, Reynolds drew from his experience around teens during his DJ and rock show host years. He played Shock Armstrong, the All-American Ghoul as a teenage monster whose show originated from his attic bedroom which was always a mess. Shock’s never-seen mother communicated in nothing but shrill screams which our Movie Host always understood, just like the Peanuts Gang always understood the unintelligible noises made by the adults in their early cartoons.   

Shock’s mother frequently yelled at her son to rid up his room or turn down his rock music like so many moms with so many teenagers. He in turn would gripe and complain about that as well as all the other “unreasonable” demands made by adults, who included his cranky neighbor Mr. Wilson. (Nice touch.) Continue reading

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DISCLOSURE DAY (2026) – A CHILD’S INTRODUCTION TO UFO AND ALIEN CONSPIRACIES

DISCLOSURE DAY (2026) – Did Steven Spielberg forget what he accomplished with the ending of Close Encounters of the Third Kind? How does he think that an elderly alien getting brought out in a wheelchair even compares, let alone equals, the wonder of his earlier film? Maybe if Disclosure Day ended with Richard Dreyfus’s character having returned to Earth and standing there beside the alien, he might have had something noteworthy.   

Did Steven Spielberg forget that long before he condescendingly acted like his aliens/ Jesus angle would shock people that Ridley Scott already pursued such concepts in Prometheus? Or that even by then it had already become a trope after movies like Aliens from Spaceship Earth, God Told Me To and others.

Long time Balladeer’s Blog readers may recall that I’ve already reviewed science fiction stories from the 1800s that dealt with the Jesus/ aliens concept. Why did Spielberg think he was serving up anything that would – as he boasted – make Christians question their faith? 

Television shows from The Invaders and U.F.O. to The X-Files and dozens since have worn out all of the material that Spielberg deluded himself into thinking he was pioneering in this movie. His own 2002 television miniseries Taken reworked all those cliches long before this year’s Disclosure Day Continue reading

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JUNE SEVENTEENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does a mid-week current events roundup from an America where Democrats demand Trump denounce an insult to Michelle Obama even though they never denounced insulting lies that Melania Trump was an escort.

IRANIAN DISSIDENTS GROUP WELCOMES PRESIDENT TRUMP’S PEACE DEAL, POINTING OUT IT LEAVES THE CURRENT REGIME DISADVANTAGED. Bear that in mind as anti-Trump loons try claiming Trump “surrendered.”

FRANCE’S LEADER MACRON PRAISES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S IRAN DEAL FOR FIXING “THE NUCLEAR ISSUE”. Bear that in mind as anti-Trump loons try claiming Trump “surrendered.” More about that deal HERE.

FIFTEEN MEMBERS OF THE DEMOCRAT BROWNSHIRTS OF ANTIFA (REALLY KLAN-TIFA) CHARGED FOR VIOLENT CONSPIRACY IN MINNESOTA. More HERE.

DEMOCRAT-HELD MINNESOTA’S LATEST FRAUD SCANDAL UNDER TIM WALZ COST TWELVE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.

DEMOCRAT CHRISTINA BOHANNAN REFUSES TO ANSWER WHY SHE MADE IT EASIER FOR SEX OFFENDERS TO HIDE THEIR PAST. Democrats, why are you so in love with sex offenders? Oh, never mind.

ICE AGENTS ARREST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CONVICTED OF SEXUALLY ASSAULTING AND OTHERWISE ABUSING CHILDREN AND FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. Democrats, why do you still try to help such men evade ICE? 

A VERY PUBLIC REMINDER THAT TRUMP TURNED JEFFREY EPSTEIN IN TO THE AUTHORITIES OVER HIS ACTIVITIES. More HERE.

ILLINOIS: DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR J.B. PRITZKER USES TAXPAYER FUNDS TO FINANCE RACIST TRAINING PROGRAM DEPICTING WHITE PEOPLE AND POLICE AS MOSQUITOS SUCKING THE BLOOD FROM PEOPLE OF COLOR. Race hatred is in the DNA of Democrats.

MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE ANTI-TRUMP TERRORISTS AND THEIR THWARTED ATTACK ON THE FREEDOM 250 EVENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE. More HERE. And HERE.         CO-CONSPIRATOR BELIEVED SOME OF THE ABSURD LIES ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP PROTECTING ELITES WHO SACRIFICE AND EAT CHILDREN. Which makes him as insane as most Democrat political candidates and celebrities here in 2026.

TRUMP-ENDORSED MIKE COLLINS WINS GEORGIA SENATE RUNOFF.

TRUMP-ENDORSED BARRY MOORE WINS ALABAMA SENATE RUNOFF. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: THE ADAMS CHRONICLES (1976)

THE ADAMS CHRONICLES (1976) – This mini-series of 13 50-minute episodes looked at historical giant John Adams and his descendants from the American Revolution up to the 1890s. Michael Tolan narrated 8 episodes. 

EPISODE ONE: JOHN ADAMS, LAWYER (Jan 20th, 1976) – As a young man, John Adams (George Grizzard) suffers setbacks in his career as a lawyer, so he returns to the farm his father left him. His fiery cousin Samuel Adams (W.B. Brydon) tells him he made a mistake and should go back to practicing law. John meets Abigail Smith (Kathryn Walker), daughter of a Reverend (Addison Powell). He marries her and as they raise their children he returns to his career as an attorney.

      Though he and Samuel Adams agree about the need to push back against increasingly suffocating British laws, they sharply disagree when John’s principles prompt him to become the lawyer defending the British soldiers facing charges in the Boston Massacre. John felt the men were being railroaded and when no one else would defend them, he stepped up and did so. Not for the last time, John Adams’s principles put him at odds with those closest to him.

      This episode also starred John Houseman, Nancy Marchand, David Elliott, Curt Dawson as John Hancock and John Tillinger as King George III. Continue reading

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HAPPY BLOOM’S DAY 2026

Yes, it’s the 16th of June, better known to James Joyce geeks like me as Bloom’s Day. The day is named in honor of Leopold Bloom, the advertising sales rep and Freemason who is one of the major characters in Joyce’s novel Ulysses. The novel also brings along Stephen Dedalus, the protagonist of his earlier novel Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

For those unfamiliar with this work, Ulysses is Joyce’s stream-of-consciousness novel in which he metaphorically features the events from the Odyssey in a single day – June 16th, 1904, in Dublin. (The day he met Nora Barnacle, the woman he would eventually marry after living together for decades)

Bloom represents Ulysses/Odysseus, Stephen represents Telemachus and Leopold’s wife, Molly Bloom, represents Penelope. Continue reading

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THE NOSTOI (C 600s B.C. or 500s B.C.) NEGLECTED GREEK EPIC

THE NOSTOI aka THE RETURNS is a neglected epic in the Trojan War cycle. It is attributed to Agias or to Eumelus of Corinth. In the Epic Cycle, The Nostoi comes after The Sack of Troy and before The Odyssey. The epic deals with the homeward journeys of certain Greek heroes of the Trojan War other than Odysseus. The verse rendition of The Nostoi survives only in fragmentary form but there are surviving prose summaries of the work written by Proclus and Apollodorus.

THE NOSTOI – Picking up from the end of The Sack of Troy, the goddess Athena is still angry with the triumphant Greeks for the way Ajax the Lesser led the desecration of her temple inside Troy. She causes arguments among some of the Greek leaders, including the brothers Agamemnon and Menelaus, as a prelude to more deadly measures to come.

*** Diomedes and Nestor, free of hubris and considered free of the taint of the temple’s desecration, are granted swift and untroubled voyages with their fleets as they return home to Argos and Pylos, respectively. 

*** Agamemnon is visited by the ghost of Achilles, who warns him not to set sail because of Athena’s anger. Impatient to return home, Agamemnon tries to appease Athena with a quick sacrifice, then departs. A storm sent by Zeus at Athena’s request ravages Agamemnon’s fleet, killing many on the Kapherian rocks, including the mad Ajax the Lesser. (One account says Athena stole one of Zeus’s thunderbolts and caused the storm herself.) Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR JUNE FIFTEENTH

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

WORLD LEADERS PRAISE PRESIDENT TRUMP’S IRAN PEACE DEAL. Meanwhile, the scavengers of human suffering called Democrats hope for more war.

CRUDE OIL FALLS TO LOWEST PRICE SINCE MARCH ON NEWS OF WAR’S END. Meanwhile, the scavengers of human suffering called Democrats hope for prices to go up instead.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ANNOUNCES U.S.-IRAN PEACE DEAL. More HERE. Meanwhile, the scavengers of human suffering called Democrats hope for renewed fighting.

BIDEN REGIME AGAIN CALLED OUT FOR ACCOMMODATING CHILD-TRAFFICKING NETWORKS BY TURNING CHILDREN OVER TO THEM WITHOUT LOOKING INTO THEM.  Reminder that Barack Obama’s regime was guilty of the same thing HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ADMINISTRATION STILL WORKING TO RESCUE AS MANY OF BIDEN REGIME’S CHILD VICTIMS AS POSSIBLE.

BIRTHDAY TRIBUTES POURED IN FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP.

FOUR TIMES DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WHO WAS CONVICTED OF SEX OFFENSES AND KIDNAPPING GETS SENTENCED FOR LATEST CRIME. Continue reading

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COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: GRAYS HARBOR COLLEGE

Balladeer’s Blog is back with another college sports team that goes outside the overused names like Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats.

GRAYS HARBOR COLLEGE Continue reading

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REMEMBER THIS ANTI-TRUMP LIE FROM LAST JUNE FOURTEENTH?

My, how time flies! It’s already been a year since anti-Donald Trump loons were claiming that celebrating the army’s 250th anniversary was Trump supposedly “acting like a dictator” by having a military event “celebrating his birthday.” It was wrong, of course, like roughly 90% of the shrill accusations against President Trump always turn out to be. Here’s my post from 2025 addressing that situation: 

NO, ANTI-TRUMP LOONS, LAST WEEKEND’S MILITARY PARADE WAS FOR THE ARMY’S TWO HUNDRED FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY, NOT FOR TRUMP

I’m still laughing over the way that anti-Trump fascists are so ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable that they idiotically believed that the parade last weekend was for Trump himself.

IT WAS THE ARMY’S TWO HUNDRED FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY, HENCE THE ELABORATE FESTIVITIES. President Donald Trump’s birthday happens to be on the same date as the army’s birthday – June 14th. And – try to follow me here, anti-Trumpers – those two birthdays will ALWAYS coincide.

Last weekend was NOT a case of military strength shown off for a national leader but to mark the TWO HUNDRED FIFTIETH birthday of America’s army. Birthdays/ anniversaries being celebrated for the 25th, 50th, 100th, 200th, and 250th time ALWAYS get special celebrations.

I’m still seeing anti-Trumpers lying that the military parade was for Trump. Don’t they realize that every single time they try spreading these lies that it tightens the bond between the Donald and his supporters? Sheesh! There are still imbeciles who think Trump told people to inject themselves with bleach or that he was trying to launch a nuclear program at Mar-a-Lago. Anti-Trump liars never learn. Continue reading

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SUSANNA MEDORA SALTER: FIRST WOMAN MAYOR IN THE U.S.

Susanna M. Salter was born March 2nd, 1860 in Lamira, Ohio. In 1872 she and her family moved to Kansas, settling near Silver Lake.

The year 1878 saw Susanna enter Kansas State University, then called Kansas State Agricultural college. The future mayor was admitted as a sophomore, having passed equivalency courses that let her skip her entire first year. Continue reading

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