SAM NEILL R.I.P. – ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985)

ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985) – The irreplaceable Sam Neill has passed away. Other sites will be focusing on Neill’s more well-known projects like the Jurassic Park movies, Reilly – Ace of Spies, The Hunt for Red October, Omen III: The Final Conflict and so many others. In keeping with Balladeer’s Blog’s theme I’m taking a look at Sam’s neglected Bushranger movie Robbery Under Arms.

Before I dive into a review of that Australian production, let me point out two of my previous examinations of lesser-known Sam Neill films like the horror tale Possession (1981) and the Cold War espionage movie Enigma (1982).

On to Robbery Under Arms, the film is based on the Australian novel of the same name, which was published in serialized form in 1882 before being collected in novel form later in the decade. Robbery Under Arms is a monumental work of fiction Down Under and has been adapted several times since 1907 – a year after Australia’s silent movie The Story of the Kelly Gang.   

For readers who are not aware of this, Australia’s Gold Rushes beginning in the 1850s spawned a tableau like America’s Wild West in terms of outlaws and desert landscapes. Real life Bushrangers (Aussie outlaws of the deserts and bush regions) included Mad Dog Morgan, Ben Hall and of course Ned Kelly and his gang. Any fan of American Westerns would likely enjoy Bushranger flicks.

In Robbery Under Arms, Sam Neill stars as a fictional outlaw leader known by the alias Captain Starlight, the type of flashy name used by real-life Bushrangers like Midnight, Moondyne Joe, Captain Moonlite and others. Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: STORIES OF THE CENTURY (TALES OF THE WEST) 1954-1955

With the Frontierado holiday coming up on Friday, August 7th this year here’s another seasonal post.

STORIES OF THE CENTURY aka TALES OF THE WEST (1954-1955) starred future Jock Ewing Jim Davis as Railroad Detective Matt Clark. Part anthology series and part historical fiction, this series presented Clark crossing paths with assorted real-life outlaws of the Old West. During Season One (26 half-hour episodes) his female sidekick was Frankie Adams (Mary Castle). Season Two ran just 13 half-hour episodes and co-starred Kristine Miller as Matt’s sidekick Margaret “Jonesy” Jones.

Clark and his Gal Fridays were fictional but the series tried to stay as factual as it could regarding the outlaws they encountered. Like on Riverboat and other westerns two consecutive stories could be set nearly 40 years apart but Matt and company never aged.

THE EPISODES:

BELLE STARR – The one and only Marie Windsor brought her special kind of subtle “butch” quality to her performance as notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Railroad Detective Matt Clark and his lovely assistant Frankie Adams are on the trail of Starr and her gang when they steal several horses intended for the U.S. Cavalry. With Ric Roman as Belle’s husband Sam Starr. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP: JULY THIRTEENTH

Let’s start a new week here at Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

DEMOCRAT HATEMONGERS VICIOUSLY CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM. Democrats show the rest of us who they are on a regular basis. More HERE. And HERE

NEW JERSEY WOMAN CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY ASSAULTING A CHILD “UNDER THIRTEEN YEARS OF AGE“. Her phone’s filmed footage of the assault led to the arrest. Gee, I wonder which political party she belongs to? 

DEMOCRAT JAMES CARVILLE ONCE AGAIN ATTACKS THE MAMDANI-STYLE LOONS WHO HAVE TAKEN OVER THE DEMOCRAT PARTY. Appealing to ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable people put the Democrats in this position. More HERE. And HERE.

MINNESOTA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR TIM WALZ IS SAD TO SEE THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHILD RAPIST THAT HE TRIED TO KEEP IN THE COUNTRY GET DEPORTED. More HERE. Of the man who repeatedly raped a ten-year-old child, the loathsome Walz actually said “I can find no reason how Minnesota is safer or better” with the convicted child rapist getting deported.

WALZ STILL OPPOSES ELECTION INTEGRITY, TOO.

MINNESOTA SOMALI “DAYCARE” BOSS EXPOSED BY JOURNALIST NICK SHIRLEY PLEADS GUILTY IN FOUR MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR FRAUD CASE. BOUGHT REAL ESTATE WITH AN ADDITIONAL EIGHT-HUNDRED FIFTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS IN TAXPAYER MONEY THEY DEFRAUDED FROM THE “FEEDING OUR FUTURE” PROGRAM.   

HEROIC JOURNALIST NICK SHIRLEY EXPOSES ONE HUNDRED NINETY MILLION DOLLAR MEDICARE FRAUD IN DEMOCRAT-RUN NEW YORK. You may recall that Democrat-run California has passed legislation to stop Nick Shirley from exposing that state’s fraud. The Democrats remain nothing but a white-collar criminal organization.   

SCHLICHTER: NO DEMOCRAT HAS THE BRAINS OR COURAGE TO NOT BE CRAZY. It stopped being a case of “both parties are just as bad” several years ago. Continue reading

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THE OZIDI SAGA OF NIGERIA: PART TWO

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE.

PART TWO: Ozidi’s maternal grandmother Oreame performs the ritual to transform him from a mere mortal into a spiritual warrior who is as strong as ten men, has eyes that blaze like lightning and can see through the lies of deceitful men and ears that can hear the whispers of the Niger River gods. The ritual includes bathing Ozidi in palm oil and river water.

The sky gods send down a hawk which perches on our hero’s shoulder and serves as his messenger. Next, Oreame summons the sorcerer Bou-Akarakarabiri, who uses a spell that reduces all manner of tools, weapons and animals into a potion.

Oreame forces the potion down Ozidi’s throat so that it rests in his intestines. The magical mixture will enable him to summon any of the tools, weapons and animals out of his mouth to use them during his adventures. Continue reading

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ALIEN: EARTH SEASON TWO IS IN THE WORKS

ALIEN: EARTH (2025) is now filming its second season. New cast members include comedienne-singer Tracey Ullman, former Bronn actor Jerome Flynn, Sam Spruell of Fargo and Peter Dinklage, the humorless fool who considers himself the official spokesperson of all people under a certain height. 

Set in the year 2120 – two years before the events of the very first Alien film – Alien: Earth was not my kind of show. Most of what I disliked about the streaming series could have been negated just by instead setting it after the events of Aliens

REASON ONE: Setting the story before Alien (1979) devalues Ellen Ripley and her crew. Alien: Covenant already made it so they are no longer even the first Earthlings to encounter Xenomorphs and find remains of Engineers/ Space Jockeys.

      Alien: Earth compounded that by further cementing it into the canon AND made Ripley and company look like inept losers who couldn’t even handle one Xenomorph years after corporations like Weyland-Yutani had successfully captured MULTIPLE alien species – including Xenomorphs – from around the universe and brought them to Earth.    Continue reading

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NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER: RUSSIAN BILL

Frontierado is on Friday, August 7th this year. As ever, this holiday is about the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality.  

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill

Wolf Kahler would have made a good Russian Bill

RUSSIAN BILL – William Tatenbaum aka Waldemar Tethenborn aka Feador Telfrin was born in Russia as the son of Countess Telfrin. Russian Bill’s noble birthright was confirmed by the American Consul in Saint Petersburg, Russia after Bill’s death by lynching in 1881.

That’s important to note because during William Tatenbaum’s travels in the American West many people thought the smooth-talking Russian gunslinger was lying about being a nobleman. Apparently they assumed he was a forerunner of the 20th Century’s Mike Romanoff, who became a celebrity based on his brassy – but failed – attempt to pass himself off as a member of the fallen Romanoff dynasty.

The 19th Century’s William Tatenbaum might have lived a longer life if he had pursued a similar con-man’s career instead of falling into the life of a guns-blazing outlaw.

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill 3While serving in the Tsar’s Imperial White Hussars (cavalry) and after seeing action in the Khivan Campaign, the future Russian Bill had a violent falling out with a superior officer. The exact nature of the conflict is not known and years later the Countess Telfrin would refer to it only as “a political affair.”   

Bill left Russia under a cloud and at some point wound up in the American West. The wandering rogue made references to having gambled on Mississippi Riverboats and in assorted Texas towns while participating in periodic “duels” (gunfights) over ladies or related matters of “honor.” Given how true Russian Bill’s claims to nobility turned out to be, all the other claims he made about his mysterious past need to be taken with some seriousness.

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill 2Tatenbaum certainly looked and otherwise fit the part of the Old West Gambler better than the rougher outlaw he later became. He was described as a dandified dresser and sported expensive pistols. In addition he was well-spoken, well-educated and fluent in at least four languages, all of which would have accounted for his popularity with the ladies. His supposedly handsome face, curly blonde hair and moustache would have helped.  

By the late 1870s Russian Bill was in the Animas Valley in Southwestern New Mexico Territory where he fell in with the Clanton Crime Faction, whose control extended from there to parts of Arizona Territory. Some accounts claim Bill first took to committing crimes with them to pay off a gambling debt to one of the gang. Continue reading

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MOON KNIGHT (1978-1980)

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the Moon Knight backup series in Hulk! For my look at earlier Moon Knight stories click HERE.

HULK! Vol 1 #11 (Oct 1978)

Title: Graven Image of Death

Villains: Joel Luxor and Fenton Crane

Synopsis: A murder investigation leads Moon Knight to a plan to steal a statue of the Egyptian god Horus from a New York museum. Our hero tries to thwart the robbery and learns from the perpetrator that amoral black market art collector Joel Luxor wanted the theft pulled off.

While Moon Knight goes off to confront Luxor he sends Marlene Fontaine, the girlfriend of his three secret identities – Mercenary Marc Spector, Millionaire Steven Grant and Cab Driver Jake Lockley – to get information from museum curator Fenton Crane. Luxor gets killed by goons working for the real brains of the operation – Fenton Crane, who captures Marlene. Continue reading

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JULY TENTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog offers an end of week current events roundup from an America where Stephen King, looking nothing like a creep who hangs out at playgrounds, deleted his posts supporting scat fetishist and woman abuser Graham “Nazi Tattoo” Platner, the Democrat cause célèbres recently. 

DEMOCRAT PARTY

CHICAGO TEACHER FACING EIGHT CHARGES OF FILMING STUDENTS THEN USING THE FILM TO MAKE AI CHILD PORN OF THEM. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

IRAN BOMBS NEIGHBORING NATIONS. Democrat encouragement of Iran to keep fighting until after the midterm elections is apparently working.

EVEN CHINA IS PRESSURING IRAN TO ABIDE BY THE CEASEFIRE TERMS.

TRUMP EFFECT: U.S. ECONOMY UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP OUTSHINES OTHER ADVANCED NATIONS.

UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES, THE FIRST SIX MONTHS OF 2026 SAW THE LOWEST LEVEL OF JOBLESSNESS SINCE 1969. He’s the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

FLASHBACK: PRESIDENT TRUMP LED THE WAY IN DEFEATING CORRUPT POLITICAL FAMILIES LIKE THE BUSHES (R), CLINTONS (D), CHENEYS (R), BIDENS (D) AND MCCAINS (R). Continue reading

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LINCOLN COUNTY WAR COMBATANTS

New Mexico map

Frontierado is on August 7th this year!

The various range wars of the Old West were not truly “wars,” of course but were more like modern-day gangster conflicts with very rare examples of outright good guys or outright bad guys. Frontierado is about the myth of the American West, not the reality, though, so think in terms of Renaissance Festivals. 

THE LINCOLN COUNTY WAR – Billy the Kid’s involvement in this range war has made this the most internationally famous of them all, so I chose it for this premier look at gangs fighting on both sides of the conflict. For fans of the original Young Guns movie, I’ll lead off with the Regulators.   

THE REGULATORS

Side: Tunstall-McSween Faction 

Billy the Kid

Billy the Kid

Comment: Like many of the units fighting in the Lincoln County War the Regulators were “deputized” by law enforcement personnel in the pocket of their faction’s leaders. This provided an arguable veneer of legality to the group’s actions. Dick Brewer led the Regulators until he was killed by Buckshot Roberts, then Frank McNabb led them and, after his death Josiah Scurlock took over.   

Prominent Members: Billy the Kid, Tommy O’Folliard, Charlie Bowdre, Jim “Frenchy” French, Dirty Steve Stephens, Tiger Sam Smith and the Coe Brothers. 

SEVEN RIVERS WARRIORS

Side: Dolan-Murphy Faction Continue reading

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HARD CUT: RECOMMENDED MOVIE REVIEW CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE

Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at another YouTube movie review channel. This one is called Hard Cut Reviews. I haven’t been this enthusiastic about a YT channel since Red Letter Media when I covered them way back in the early years of 2010 and 2011.

Hard Cut‘s hosts Bobby and Matt post videos in which they do in-depth discussions of new releases, old classics and high-budget bombs from recent decades. Matt and Bobby themselves describe their content as “Based movie reviews” so picture a blend of Red Letter Media film review shows crossed with Critical Drinker but with much fresher takes that are like a happy medium between the two approaches. Continue reading

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