ALAN LADD’S SWASHBUCKLER FILMS

Though Alan Ladd is associated mostly with Film Noir and Westerns he found the time for a few swashbucklers during his career.

THE BLACK KNIGHT (1954) – During the time of Camelot, King Arthur and Guenevere, a blacksmith and swordsmith named John (Alan Ladd) is in love with Lady Linet (Patricia Medina). John has no chance of winning her as a mere blacksmith, so he forges a special sword for himself and is covertly taught fencing, riding and jousting by a sympathetic knight named Sir Ontzlake (Andre Morell).

Meanwhile, treacherous Knight of the Round Table Sir Palamides (PETER CUSHING) has allied himself with Pagan Cornish ruler King Mark (PATRICK TROUGHTON, so two Doctor Who stars) against King Arthur. Sir Palamides is plotting to help the armies of King Mark overthrow Arthur and Guenevere, then outlaw Christianity. 

John the Blacksmith accidentally stumbles upon part of the villains’ schemes and tries to warn King Arthur but isn’t believed against the word of King Mark and a Knight of the Round Table. Sir Ontzlake helps the now fugitive John adopt a false identity called the Black Knight. Using that nom de guerre, Alan Ladd repeatedly foils the villainy of King Mark and Sir Palamides.

The Black Knight also saves Lady Linet from becoming a Pagan sacrifice by Mark’s sinister allies at Stonehenge. In the end the invading troops are defeated and John kills King Mark and Sir Palamides in battle. Lady Linet, who knew the Black Knight was John all along vouches for him to King Arthur, who knights him for real so that he and Linet can get married.      Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR SEPTEMBER SECOND

Another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

FATHER OF LITTLE GIRL IN DIRE PHYSICAL CONDITION BECAUSE OF AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BLASTS CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS TO THEIR FACES. More HERE. The man’s pain and the Democrat concern only for illegal immigrants and never their victims were very clear. He also defended ICE from Democrat fanatics.

TWO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A STUDENT IN WISCONSIN.

ICE ARRESTS TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHILD RAPISTS, MURDERERS AND DRUG TRAFFICKERS IN DEMOCRAT SANCUARY CITY NEW YORK. More HERE.

PRESIDENT TRUMP GETS NINE MORE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES TO JOIN HIS COALITION WHICH IS REDUCING DRUG COSTS. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

PRESIDENT TRUMP DELIVERS AGAIN FOR AMERICANS ON MEDICINE, FACTORIES AND MORE.

AT LEAST FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND CALIFORNIA VOTERS PROVIDED NO I.D. TO REGISTER TO VOTE. No California elections on any level deserve to be taken seriously.

LOS ANGELES WOMAN WHO PAID HOMELESS PEOPLE TO VOTE AND TO USE HER OWN ADDRESS AS THEIRS IN ORDER TO GET MAIL-IN BALLOTS SENTENCED TO JUST PROBATION. See above regarding California elections.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CNN EMPLOYEE WOLF BLITZER CAUGHT LYING ON-AIR ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SAVE AMERICA ACT CONCERNS. He was forced to correct his lie. Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTESS PENNY DREADFUL (1962-1964)

PENNY DREADFUL – Rose Marie Earp starred as the cleverly named Penny Dreadful on KMBC in Kansas City, MO. In the 1960s, KMBC aired two Movie Host shows on Saturdays. Chiller was broadcast at 10:30pm and Son of Chiller at 6:00pm. Son of Chiller was hosted by Penny Dreadful from the tower room of her creepy castle. Chiller was hosted by Gregory Grave, whom I’ll cover at another time.

Rose Marie Earp is the earliest Movie Hostess I’ve found using the name Penny Dreadful, but there have been others since her 1960s run. Though Penny aka the Dreadful One did schtick typical of regular horror hosts her costume looked more like the outfit worn by the female alien in the bad movie Devil-Girl from Mars (1954).

Penny Dreadful would welcome viewers from the window of her tower room to discuss the evening’s film. That was after opening tracking shots along a path leading to her foreboding castle atop a hill. Continue reading

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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SAMUEL CHASE

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog examined the first six Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court when six was the full roster on that court. For subsequent Justices click HERE.

ASSOCIATE JUSTICE SAMUEL CHASE

Served: February 4th, 1796 – June 19th, 1811 (Died)

Some Highlights: This man signed the Declaration of Independence and – President Thomas Jefferson’s ugly 1805 attempt to impeach and convict him notwithstanding – Chase’s legal brilliance was such that he is considered an early proponent of BOTH substantive reading of supra-legislative concepts into the U.S. Constitution that aren’t explicitly spelled out in the document AND of the Strict Constructionist approach calling for very narrow and literal interpretations of the Constitution. Here in 2026 those two approaches are still in opposition to each other.  Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: DOLLY (1976-1977)

DOLLY (1976-1977) – This half-hour series was launched after singer Dolly Parton’s years of success as a supporting performer on Porter Wagoner’s show. Dolly featured Ms. Parton and usually one celebrity guest performing songs. The series ran for 26 episodes. Dolly’s hit Love is Like a Butterfly was the opening theme and at the end of each show she would perform a little bit of I Will Always Love You.

Below are the episodes, but the order could vary since the program was syndicated, meaning TV stations could play them in whatever order they chose.

EPISODE ONE – For some reason, kiddie show host Bob Keeshan – Captain Kangaroo himself – was the guest in this episode. He and Dolly sang Three Little Fishes together. Keeshan soloed on Thank Heaven for Little Girls (I wish I was kidding but I’m not.) and Sleepyhead

Dolly sang Joy to the World, How Much is That Doggie in the Window, My Tennessee Mountain Home, Coat of Many Colors and Abadaba Honeymoon. Continue reading

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AUGUST THIRTY-FIRST NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with a current events roundup.

PARENTS OF THE VICTIMS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BLAST DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” POLICIES THAT ENABLE THE MURDERS, RAPES AND MORE.

CHICAGO’S DEMOCRAT MAYOR OPENLY TARGETS BUSINESSES WHICH COOPERATE WITH ENFORCEMENT OF AMERICA’S IMMIGRATION LAWS.

SECRETARY ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. CALLS OUT THE TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR IN FRAUD THAT THE BIDEN REGIME’S HHS PERMITTED. There’s a reason that the Democrat operatives of Tammany Hall were synonymous with political graft and corruption since the 1800s.  

CMS STATES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS STOPPED ONE BILLION, SIX HUNDRED MILLION IN FRAUDULENT MEDICARE AND MEDICAID CHARGES FROM CORRUPT LABS

 

IN DEMOCRAT-HELD CALIFORNIA, A WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY TO TWO MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS IN FRAUDULENT HOSPICE CARE CLAIMS.

HAITI VIOLENCE AND UNREST CONTINUES. The country has never recovered from the damage Hillary Clinton did to it.

IN DEMOCRAT STRONGHOLD LOS ANGELES, MAYOR BASS HAS BLOCKED THE POLICE FROM ENFORCING HEALTH CODE LAWS AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT STREET VENDORS. More HERE. Is there ANY aspect of the illegal immigrant lifestyle that unhinged Democrats will not support?

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OZIDI EPIC OF NIGERIA: PART EIGHT

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE. PART FOUR HERE. PART FIVE HERE. PART SIX HERE. PART SEVEN HERE.

PART EIGHT – In the months since Ozidi had slain all of his father’s killers he had grown more and more cocksure. He still hungered for combat and took offense at every perceived slight as a reason to battle and defeat whoever he pleased.

The people of Orua and Ado began deserting the area, preferring wild living in the jungle to living in fear of arousing the former hero Ozidi’s wrath in some unpredictable way. Even Ozidi’s sorceress grandmother Oreame was growing disillusioned with him.

Oreame was weary of having to restrain Ozidi from attacking his unfit Uncle King Temugedege’s subjects. She had returned to regularly reading oracles for anyone requesting it.

One day Engbesibeoru, the Scrotum God (Divine embodiment of scrotal elephantiasis. I’m not joking.) noticed that Ado had become all but deserted. Asking the jungle dwellers about this, he learned about Ozidi’s hubris following the success of his revenge quest.  Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL FROM AUGUST TWENTY-NINTH

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NAIA OVER NCAA DIVISION TWO – Another Upset of a D2 team by an NAIA football team. The BETHEL (TN) WILDCATS took the field against the visiting MILES COLLEGE DRAGONS. The Wildcats grabbed a quick 13-3 advantage in the 1st Quarter, then made that 16-3 by Halftime. It was all defense from there as neither team added any more points to the scoreboard. 16-3 was the final count as well.

NCAA DIVISION TWO OVER NCAA DIVISION ONE – In this game D2’s ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY LAKERS traveled to take on D1’s CHICAGO STATE COUGARS. Chicago State led 7-3 in the opening Quarter, but the Lakers took over from there. At the Half, Roosevelt U. was on top 27-14, which morphed into a 37-21 lead to end the 3rd Quarter. The teams exchanged TDs in the 4th as the Lakers won out 44-28.

DOWN GOES NUMBER THREE – Back in the NAIA, the nation’s 7th ranked MORNINGSIDE UNIVERSITY MUSTANGS welcomed the number 3 BENEDICTINE COLLEGE RAVENS. A 7-7 1st Quarter tie became a 14-7 Mustangs advantage by the midpoint of the game. In the 3rd Quarter the Ravens went up 21-20 only to see Morningside University come back in the 4th for a 35-28 triumph. Continue reading

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FLASHBACK: POLL RESULT – FIFTY-FIVE PERCENT SAY PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN BETTER FOR YOUNG AFRICAN-AMERICANS THAN OBAMA WAS

FROM JUNE TWENTY-FIFTH OF 2019:

Trumping Obama's legacyIt’s no secret that Donald Trump is a de facto Third Party President, which is why he’s had to fight the crooks in both major political parties. Recently yet ANOTHER poll showed people recognizing the fact that President Trump has been better for young African-Americans than Obama was.

Remember, I’m skeptical of polls but anti-Trump loons eat, sleep and breathe polls, so it’s always fun to watch them froth at the mouth every time polls show a result they don’t like. Hilarious! Fifty-five percent of the respondents recognized that Trump was better for young African-Americans, as stated. CLICK HERE 

 

Donald Trump never called racist till running against DemocratsMeanwhile, regarding Africa, even anti-Trump zealots like Aubrey Hruby have been forced to admit that UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP AMERICA INVESTS MORE IN AFRICA THAN UNDER ANY OTHER PRESIDENT!

The cornerstone to Trump’s strategy is his Prosper Africa program. It’s just another way that the Donald is pretty much “the new FDR.” CLICK HERE  Continue reading

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ITALIAN-MADE SUPERHEROES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at several vintage characters from Italian creators.

MASKAR

Debuted: 1951

Secret Identity: Unknown

Origin: An ordinary man decided to use his criminology skills to fight crime without endangering his loved ones. He adopted the costumed identity Maskar and went into action.

Powers: Maskar was in peak physical condition, was as agile as an acrobat and was a master of unarmed combat. He was a first-class detective and an expert regarding the supernatural. This hero’s series ran until 1966.

BARBEL

Debuted: 1965

Secret Identity: Barbara Bell

Origin: Fashion model Barbara Bell one day met the twin sister she never knew about. The twin was taken into outer space as an infant. She bestowed superpowers on Barbara so she could combat evil, then left Earth for good.

Powers: Barbel possessed greater than human strength, telepathy and telekinesis plus a degree of invulnerability. Her sidekick was her police detective boyfriend. Continue reading

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