Monthly Archives: January 2015

PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES ONE HUNDRED TO ONE HUNDRED-TWO

Patrol to End the WorldBalladeer’s Blog resumes its look at the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This is a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various super-natural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin, his two Battle Aces.

Wings of the Gray Phantom100. WINGS OF THE GRAY PHANTOM (October 1942) – Yes, it’s the 100th issue of the G-8 Pulp magazine! An old foe – Mr Matsu – returns for the occassion. As a quick reminder to people unfamiliar with World War One during THAT war Japan was on the side of the Allied Powers, not the Central Powers.

The Japanese Mr Matsu is a traitor who took his scientific inventions to the Central Powers because they offered him more money than his native Japan did. This time around Matsu’s come up with a way of making fighter planes virtually invisible.

These Gray Phantoms are mowing down Allied planes at an incredible rate and as always it’s up to G-8, Bull and Nippy to find a way of defeating Mr Matsu’s creations. G-8 manages to steal a helmet that enables its wearer to see the Gray Phantoms, but will it be enough to turn the tide?   Continue reading

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MUSLIMS USE CANADIAN PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR SEXIST HUMILIATION OF WOMEN

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

Yes, good old Islam, the rabid beast of a religion that is forever retarding the rest of the world’s social progress, rears its ugly head yet again. News has emerged of A PUBLIC SCHOOL in Toronto that holds Muslim prayer sessions in its cafeteria on Fridays and, even worse – MAKES THE FEMALES SIT BEHIND THE MALES to show they are “inferior” in Muslim beliefs. Girls who are menstruating are regarded as UNCLEAN (What century is this again?) and must show their greater inferiority in Islam’s eyes by sitting behind the other females. Again, this is not a mosque but a PUBLIC SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Wiccans and everyone else –  if you want this type of favoritism shown to your religion then the Western Democracies are making it clear how you go about getting it: violence, violence and more violence. The more Muslim savages kill and kill and kill the more that gutless enablers of Islam are happy to accomodate them. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

Florida National University ConquistadorsUSCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association) – 1. FLORIDA NATIONAL UNIVERSITY CONQUISTADORS     ###      2. DAEMEN COLLEGE WILDCATS     ###      3. BEREA COLLEGE MOUNTAINEERS     ###      4. WEST VIRGINIA TECH GOLDEN BEARS     ###      5. CONCORDIA (AL) COLLEGE HORNETS     ###            

Canton Kangaroos6. SUNY-CANTON KANGAROOS     ###      7. WASHINGTON ADVENTIST UNIVERSITY SHOCK (Defending Champions)    ###      8. NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS     ###      9. TENNESSEE TEMPLE UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS     ###      10. SILVER LAKE COLLEGE LAKERS     ###       Continue reading

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COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM: CULINARY INSTITUTE OF AMERICA

Culinary Institute of America SteelsCULINARY INSTITUTE OF AMERICA STEELS

Location: Hyde Park, New York

Conference Affiliation: Hudson Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

Comment: Presenting the academic institution where students, faculty and administrators can all honestly say “I’m with the CIA.” This school, known as “The World’s Premier Culinary College”, was founded in 1946 as a successor to the Office of Strategic Skilletry (I’m kidding. But not about the year it was founded.)   Continue reading

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NEGLECTED MYTHICAL EPICS

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are familiar with my examinations of obscure pantheons of gods. I’ve also covered several neglected epic myths from around the world. Here’s a guide to the ones I’ve covered:

Aiwel LongarAIWEL LONGAR

Pantheon: Dinka

Central Figure: Aiwel Longar

Synopsis: Aiwel Longar was the son of the Nile River god and was set adrift as a gift for the childless woman who found him. The young godling displays his divine nature from childhood onward and many years later when various plagues strike the land Aiwel Longar leads his faithful followers to a new promised land where they can live but which he is forbidden to enter. A miraculous crossing of the Nile is also featured in this ancient epic with a broad influence.  

FOR FULL STORY CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2013/08/13/mythology-the-epic-of-aiwel-longar/

Lac Long QuanA WAR BETWEEN GODS

Pantheon: Vietnamese

Central Figures: The jungle and mountain god Tan Vien and Thuy Tinh, the god of the monsoon rains.

Synopsis: While on a safari with the semi-divine emperor Hung Vuong XVIII, Tan Vien saves the life of the rain deity Thuy Tinh. Thuy Tinh’s father, the sea god Long Vuong, welcomes Tan Vien to his undersea kingdom to thank him. Thuy Tinh and Tan Vien’s friendship grows as the jungle and mountain god is feasted and celebrated for weeks before being sent home with various supernatural gifts from the god of the sea.

When Hung Vuong XVIII’s daughter Mi Nuong is offered up to be courted Tan Vien and Thuy Tinh best all of the mortal suitors competing for her hand. Next follows a tragic conflict between the two deities, a conflict with long-lasting consequences. 

FOR FULL STORY CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/vietnamese-myth-2/ Continue reading

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SEX-BOMB M*E*T*A*L IN MORE TALES OF THE MATRIARCH

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

The gloriously beautiful model called M*E*T*A*L will be appearing in more upcoming adventures of Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch!

2015 will see the sexy crimefighter clash with even more oddball and flatout bizarre supervillains to keep Las Vegas safe.

If you happened to miss out on the veritable “Matriarch-Mania” that swept the internet over the last two years you definitely want to catch up.

A good start would be to check out her Top Five Stories: https://glitternight.com/2014/08/19/the-matriarch-the-top-five-adventures-of-edward-wozniaks-female-superhero/

Balladeer's Blog

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FOR MORE NEO-PULP

ADVENTURES WITH M*E*T*A*L,

Teddi Barrett and

Summer Cummings

click here:  Continue reading

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WHAT KIND OF SAVAGES PRAISE SOMEONE FOR STABBING OVER FOURTEEN PEOPLE?

Hamas stabbing cartoonOh, yeah … Muslim savages. The madmen of HAMAS have produced a cartoon figure to make a hero out of the Muslim who savagely stabbed over fourteen people on a bus in Tel Aviv on January 21st. I can’t think of any people outside of Islam who get so happy about the killing of innocent people going about their daily business. At any rate in the tradition of Marvin the Martian the cartoon character the Palestinians created to commemorate this outbreak of that Muslim sacrament of mindless violence looks like it’s a kind of “Marvin the Muslim” figure.

FOR MORE CLICK HERE:https://glitternight.com/category/liberals-and-conservatives/ Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RESULTS

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vikinglogo.ashx_.gif (200×175) TOP TWENTY-FIVE UPSETS – The NORTH PARK UNIVERSITY VIKINGS improved to 10-8 on the season with their 92-68 clobbering of the 17th ranked NORTH CENTRAL COLLEGE CARDINALS     ###      Meanwhile the BETHEL (MN) ROYALS notched a 95-89 road upset of the number 19 ST OLAF COLLEGE OLES     ###      And the DENISON UNIVERSITY BIG RED toppled the 23rd ranked OHIO WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY BATTLING BISHOPS in a 73-70 nailbiter.  

New Jersey City U Gothic KnightsCENTURY CLUB: D-3 – Teams scoring 100 or more in Regulation: The NEW JERSEY CITY UNIVERSITY GOTHIC KNIGHTS put up 100 in their rout of the homestanding KEAN UNIVERSITY COUGARS, who only managed 70 of their own     ###     The LYNDON STATE HORNETS, meanwhile, logged a 101-85 road win over the HUSSON EAGLES     ###      And the GRINNELL COLLEGE PIONEERS won a 128-101 offensive orgy against the visiting BELOIT COLLEGE BUCCANEERS.   Continue reading

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PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES NINETY-SEVEN TO NINETY-NINE

Featuring the return of Doktor Krueger!

Featuring the return of Doktor Krueger!

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its look at the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This is a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various super-natural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin, his two Battle Aces.

Raiders of the Death Patrol97. RAIDERS OF THE DEATH PATROL (April 1942) – This story features the return of G-8’s old foe Herr Butscher! The crazed genius who was thrown out of medical school so long ago has been busy since his last appearance devising a deadly green liquid that destroys the metal of tanks as easily as it destroys human flesh!

Herr Butscher’s Death Patrol are deployed along the Western Front, armed with modern-day catapults that hurl glass containers filled with the green liquid. As the containers are catapulted into the Allied lines the soldiers and armored weapons are devastated, threatening to change the entire course of the war.

Desperately, General Pershing and his subordinates try to locate G-8, the one man they are sure can save the Allies once again. Our hero can’t be found, however, as he’s already deep behind the Central Powers lines, risking his life to find a way of defeating Herr Butscher’s ghastly chemical weapon.  Will he survive? And if so how many will die before he can convey his vital information to the Allied High Command?     Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

Indiana Wesleyan WildcatsNAIA2 – 1. INDIANA WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY WILDCATS (Defending Champions)     ###      2. DAKOTA WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY TIGERS     ###      3. EMBRY-RIDDLE AERONAUTICAL UNIVERSITY EAGLES (should be the Aeronauts)     ###      4. COLLEGE OF IDAHO COYOTES     ###      5. SOUTHERN OREGON UNIVERSITY RAIDERS     ###      

Bethel (in) Pilots6. BETHEL COLLEGE (IN) PILOTS (Riverboat Pilots)     ###      7. DAVENPORT UNIVERSITY PANTHERS     ###      8. WARNER PACIFIC COLLEGE KNIGHTS     ###      9. BRIAR CLIFF UNIVERSITY CHARGERS     ###      10. MIDLAND UNIVERSITY WARRIORS     ###       Continue reading

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