Category Archives: Sex Symbols

June 24, 2015 · 8:49 pm

BRUCE CAMPBELL GOES THE BRUCE JENNER ROUTE

Bruce Campbell after a LOT of surgery.

Bruce Campbell after a LOT of surgery.

BALLADEER’S BLOG SCOOP: My unimpeachable sources in the industry – and by the industry, I mean the business – have informed me that cult figure Bruce Campbell (pictured) was so inspired by Bruce Jenner’s recent decision to go female that he has found the courage to do so himself!

“I started re-evaluating my life a few years ago when I learned that reruns of Jack of All Trades were being used to torture prisoners at Gitmo”, Campbell confided to Balladeer’s Blog.

“It made me seriously rethink my legacy and how I’d like to be remembered. And I want to be remembered as the busty stripper I’ve felt gestating inside me ever since one of the Raimi brothers said to me ‘ Y’know, if I was drunk enough I could go for a real cutey-pie like you.’ … Or maybe it was Julius Carry who said that. It’s all a blur right now.” Continue reading →

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June 21, 2015 · 12:00 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BALLADEER’S BLOG FROM CASEY JAMES!

The 21st Century love goddess called Casey James offering birthday greetings to Balladeer's Blog.

The 21st Century love goddess called Casey James offering birthday greetings to Balladeer’s Blog.

Balladeer's Blog

Balladeer’s Blog

Yes, Balladeer’s Blog turns FIVE years old today! Thank you to the beautiful Casey James who took time out from stealing hearts and kicking butts to wish my site a Happy Birthday!

For some announcements and a lot MORE pics of the incredibly lovely Casey read on: Continue reading →

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June 2, 2015 · 8:07 pm

BEAUTIFUL TEDDI BARRETT’S BEST OF MORDILLO BLUSH

The incredibly lovely Teddi Barrett, who models as Edward Wozniak's Mordillo Blush.

The incredibly lovely Teddi Barrett, who models as Edward Wozniak’s Mordillo Blush.

Teddi Barett, the World’s Sexiest Woman, is furious that there are people who have missed out on some of her adventures modeling as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush! Dr Blush is like a sexy version of Dr Who and if you’re one of the holdouts who hasn’t sampled her adventures yet here’s a look at what you’ve been missing:

TeddiB41. MORDILLO BLUSH – Our buxom heroine’s debut adventure! Millions of lives in Los Angeles will be lost if Dr Mordillo Blush cannot track down the mad scientist behind a string of nightmarish deaths. The madman’s creation:  Continue reading →

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April 27, 2015 · 8:47 pm

BEAUTIFUL CASEY JAMES HOSTS ANOTHER LOOK AT BAD MOVIES

Balladeer's Blog's Official Movie Hostess, the sexy Casey James.

Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess, the sexy Casey James.

Special thanks once again to Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess, the extraordinarily lovely Casey James. Casey took some time away from stealing the hearts of men and women around the world to host another look at bad films from my archives.

Death Bed

Death Bed

DEATH BED (1977) – My review of this rediscovered lost movie from the 1970’s was one of my most popular posts back in 2010. Death Bed features a water-bed that is alive and has digestive juices inside it instead of merely water. The supernatural bed, spawned by the bloody tears of a demon, devours everyone who lies on it.

No it’s not a joke, it’s a real horror film with one of my favorite weirdass premises. The body count is extremely high as the title menace feeds on literally dozens of victims through the course of the movie. Absurd, bloody and with a narrator who is trapped in a wall near the bed. (Don’t ask.) FOR MY FULL LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE:    https://glitternight.com/2011/02/04/a-bed-that-eats-people-who-sleep-in-it-its-death-bed-from-1977/ Continue reading →

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April 8, 2015 · 3:03 pm

SEXY TEDDI BARRETT KNOWS WHAT’S ROLLING IN …

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive and the model for Mordillo Blush by Edward Wozniak

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive and the model for Mordillo Blush by Edward Wozniak

Teddi Barrett, the beautiful woman who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush, eagerly awaits the tide to come in, bringing with it these upcoming items at Balladeer’s Blog:

* More reviews of the Son of the Black Mass samurai movies

* College baseball coverage

* More reviews of bad and weird movies

* Further celebration of the 30th anniversary of The Texas 27 Film Vault Continue reading →

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March 11, 2015 · 12:53 am

GORGEOUS TEDDI BARRETT HAS SPOTTED …

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive who graciously models as Edward Wozniak's Mordillo Blush.

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive who graciously models as Edward Wozniak’s Mordillo Blush.

… a glimpse of the long-awaited arrival of Spring PLUS the onset of more adventures of Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush. Teddi is kind enough to model as Dr Blush in her “risque version of Dr Who” escapades. 

FOR MORE OF TEDDI AND SUMMER CUMMINGS CLICK HERE:  Continue reading →

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February 25, 2015 · 12:00 am

SEXY TEDDI BARRETT REVEALS …

Teddi Barrett, who models as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush.

Teddi Barrett, who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush.

What is coming up at Balladeer’s Blog in the next week or two. So hang around with Mordillo Blush herself for the following:

a) Another look at an ancient Greek political satire

b) College basketball conference tournaments

c) More reviews of Son of the Black Mass films

d) Continuing celebration of the 30th Anniversary of The Texas 27 Film Vault

e) An all-new Saturday feature

f ) More myths from Madagascar Continue reading →

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January 27, 2015 · 12:12 am

SEX-BOMB M*E*T*A*L IN MORE TALES OF THE MATRIARCH

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

Supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch.

The gloriously beautiful model called M*E*T*A*L will be appearing in more upcoming adventures of Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp superheroine the Matriarch!

2015 will see the sexy crimefighter clash with even more oddball and flatout bizarre supervillains to keep Las Vegas safe.

If you happened to miss out on the veritable “Matriarch-Mania” that swept the internet over the last two years you definitely want to catch up.

A good start would be to check out her Top Five Stories: https://glitternight.com/2014/08/19/the-matriarch-the-top-five-adventures-of-edward-wozniaks-female-superhero/

Balladeer's Blog

Balladeer’s Blog

FOR MORE NEO-PULP

ADVENTURES WITH M*E*T*A*L,

Teddi Barrett and

Summer Cummings

click here:  Continue reading →

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January 19, 2015 · 11:39 pm

CASEY JAMES AND BALLADEER EXAMINE BATWOMAN (1968)

International sex symbol Casey James, Balladeer's Blog's Official Movie Hostess.

International sex symbol Casey James, Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess.

Special thanks to Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess, the beautiful Casey James, as she helps present another look at a bad or weird superhero film. This time around the subject is the 1968 Mexican film Batwoman (La Mujer Murcielago).

Batwoman 1For starters this should NOT be confused with the Jerry Warren film The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman, but often is because Warren was the stateside distributor for plenty of Mexican films in the 50s and 60s. This movie is purely a Luchadora film with Batwoman being a wrestler as well as a seasoned crime fighter.   

It’s not quite fair to call this a “bad” film, but it is a bit of a weird one. In my view it’s much tighter and more entertaining than most of the El Santo movies from Mexico. And I’m not just saying that because of how incredibly sexy the star Maura Monti is. She has an arresting (see what I did there) figure that’s perfect for her version of the Batwoman outfit: a bikini, boots, mask and cape. 

Batwoman 2Like the Turkish movie Three Dev Adam, which features Spider-Man, Captain America and El Santo, this little honey did not pay for character rights but slipped under the radar long ago thanks to its south-of-the- border origins. Maura Monti has a certain screen presence that was lacking in other Luchadora flicks like Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy. And this movie is nowhere near the embarrassment that Halle Berry’s Catwoman was. Continue reading →

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December 29, 2014 · 12:03 am

SEXY TEDDI BARRETT: BACK IN THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF EDWARD WOZNIAK’S MORDILLO BLUSH

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp heroine Dr Mordillo Blush, Parasexologist.

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Dr Mordillo Blush, Parasexologist.

Balladeer's Blog

Balladeer’s Blog

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman in the World, is definitely a lady we can all look up to. This beautiful woman continues to model as Dr Mordillo Blush, Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine, in further sci-fi adventures, coming in early 2015!

FOR MORE OF TEDDI AND SUMMER CUMMINGS CLICK HERE:  Continue reading →

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