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OBAMA REJECTS HIS ENTIRE CAREER BASED ON DIVISIVENESS

Obama DerpThe weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama stated publicly that he rejects “the politics of divisiveness.” Way to go, Barry! I never thought you’d be mature enough to repudiate your entire career which was based on hatred, “othering” and divisiveness.

Yes, I’m kidding. I know Barry was really just demonstrating the Democrat lack of self-awareness and was oblivious to how “divisiveness” applies to him so perfectly. As I’ve said in the past, if it was possible to immediately contact everyone in the country to see how they felt about a given issue, the result could be a perfect 50-50 split and pompous Democrat jackasses would STILL try to say that ONLY the people who disagree with them are being “divisive.” Not them.

Anyway, for fun let’s proceed as if Obama DID realize what a divisive demagogue he was and imagine his apology:

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Barack Obama feeling ashamed for encouraging violence against police and for setting back race relations

Barack Obama delivered this apology: 

“I apologize for ever having encouraged an environment of violence toward the police. In every case involving a shooting I have jumped to conclusions and made undiplomatic remarks that have made tense situations worse. Too late I came to realize that Black Lives Matter – a hate-group comparable to the Ku Klux Klan – was founded on the lies about what happened in Ferguson, MO.  

“In the most recent cases, too, we have all since learned that the African-Americans BOTH had guns and were NOT unarmed, as first rumored. Again I have fanned the flames of race hatred and I am so very ashamed and so very sorry. Even one of my own White House Staff left after shooting at a police officer. I know we all remember her name.

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Obama weeping over what a failure he has been

“I also apologize for hijacking the memorial service for the Texas law enforcement personnel who were gunned down during that Nuremberg Rally of Color that the Black Lives Matter bigots mounted. I apologize for pompously and patronizingly saying that ‘it hurts’ when hate groups like Black Lives Matter get criticized.

“I should have realized THAT IT MUST ALSO HURT TO BE WHITE AMERICANS WHO HAVE NEVER WRONGED ANY AFRICAN-AMERICANS YET STILL BE SUBJECTED TO NON-STOP HARANGUES ABOUT RACISM. I apologize. I humbly, deeply apologize. 

“I apologize on behalf of the entire Democratic Party for our endless racebaiting. The truth is, FIVE DECADES of condescending gibberish from the Democratic Party has done NOTHING to improve life for working class people – BOTH BLACK AND WHITE. Therefore, we felt we had no choice but to stoke up hatred among blacks and whites before the working class of both colors united against the Democratic Party.  

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** Barack Obama feeling sad about getting such horrible grades in college and for being the worst U.S. President in history.

“Please forgive me. I know I don’t deserve it,but I’m begging all of you. I apologize for spouting divisive nonsense at the memorial service and not taking into account the feelings of the loved ones of the slain officers. That memorial service was meant to honor the service and sacrifice of those brave officers, yet I fundamentally transformed it into another excuse to spread race-hatred. Continue reading

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OBAMA’S UNDESERVED NOBEL PEACE PRIZE CRITICIZED EVEN BY NOBEL COMMITTEE REP

Obama peace prizeYears ago Balladeer’s Blog ran a post examining which Nobel “Peace” Prize winner killed more people: Republican Henry Kissinger or Democrat Barack Obama. It used to be too close to call but Obama’s recent fathering of the Iranian Nuclear Weapons Program has since given him the theoretical edge.

President Donald Trump hasn’t killed enough people yet to be in the running for a “Peace” Prize but bloodthirsty figures in America’s Military Business Machine keep trying to pressure him into a higher body count. 

Obama I dont alwaysAnyway, with blood-soaked figures like Barack, Henry and even Yasser Arafat winning the Nobel Peace Prize you can see how that prize has become a meaningless, dark-humored joke.

Add the fact that Obama got his Peace Prize in 2009, when he was so new to the presidency that he had done nothing to deserve it. He didn’t deserve the presidency, either, for that matter. But the media liked the way his shallowness mirrored their own, so there you go.

In virtually UNPRECEDENTED fashion a former rep of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee – Geir Lundestad – admitted in his book that the Committee gave the new president the Peace Prize just to try to boost him politically. No true criteria were used. Who knew they awarded Nobel Prizes “on spec” as it were?

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TELL OBAMA HE’S MADE ENOUGH MONEY

Obama eight yearsThe weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama – the official Worst U.S. President in History – once read the following line from his teleprompter: “At some point I think you’ve made enough money.”

Well, Barack, I think at this point YOU’VE made enough money, what with your Wall Street Prostitute speeches and the “book deal” plus the suspicious money that was long funneled to you from “admirers.” So from now on why don’t you lead by example and donate every penny you make to the suffering 99% who were left in even more dire straits by your time in office?  Continue reading

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EVEN ELIZABETH WARREN IS BASHING OBAMA FOR HIS OBEDIENCE TO WALL STREET

Elizabeth Warren 2Fellow Democrat Elizabeth Warren, a potential presidential candidate in 2020, joined the chorus of voices thrashing Barack Obama for his recent Wall Street wallow.

At this point it’s hard to tell if Warren is upset that Obama was always a whore for Wall Street but got a pass because he’s male OR if she was upset because Democrats usually take pride in being a little more subtle about being in Wall Street’s pocket.

Warren may have a point because this outrageous maneuver on Obama’s part was so blatant and gauche even California President Hillary Clinton must be turning up her nose in disgust … or envy.

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AMERICAN PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO TRUMP

It’s Presidents Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some takes on the more recent presidents.  

EisenhowerDWIGHT EISENHOWER

Character Type: Well-meaning but befuddled sitcom grandfather.

Military Service: World War One and World War Two

Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember,  the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)

Nickname: Uncle Milty

Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime. 

Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

john f kennedyJOHN F KENNEDY

Character Type: Rich playboy who disdained both Liberals and Conservatives and played by his own rules.

Military Service: World War Two

Motto: “Thank God for television!”

Nickname: FDR  

Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally. I can’t praise that attitude highly enough given our present circumstances. 

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A REMINDER FROM PAT CONDELL ABOUT HOW LUCKY WE ARE HILLARY WAS DEFEATED

Pat Condell always manages to put things perfectly. Today, as we mark how fortunate we are that Hillary “Couldn’t Even Win Twenty States” Clinton is not our next president, enjoy Condell’s masterpiece video from election day back in November.

Soak it in again and remember ALL the reasons why Hillary was rejected. 

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OBAMA FLUSHED DOWN THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

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The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Hopefully once Inauguration Day is over the hysterical fools of what passes for the American Left these days will calm down a little and leave the rest of us alone for awhile.

I’m going to be 100% sincere in this blog post. It’s rare that I do that, and regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I’m almost always being tongue-in-cheek or just plain sarcastic.  

Barack Obama has been a disaster. He lived up to his crooked pre-presidential existence with an administration so corrupt that even the corporate media finally imploded. They abandoned any and all pretense of objectivity and openly considered themselves part of the Obama administration in their desperation to cover up for the weak, inept and crooked little man.

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So say we all.

The most recent example was the way the DemoKKKrats’ media outlets allowed Obama to get away with his outright lie that his administration was “scandal-free.” That utterly ridiculous piece of fantasy and propaganda is all the proof any rational person needs regarding the extreme bias of our corporate media.

ALL presidents have had scandals in their administrations. I don’t have a “favorite” president but the one I feel had the longest-lasting positive impact was Franklin Roosevelt, yet you’ll never hear me try to claim his administration was “scandal-free.” Such talk is for fiction, not rational, adult conversation.

The media’s sycophantic willingness to go along with Obama’s lies and distortions for eight years shows why they are now so despised and distrusted and why the man they clearly hated was elected president. Barack Obama was a menace because he didn’t understand how little he actually knew and how meager his talents were.

Obama was the worst president the United States has ever had and I don’t say that lightly. I won’t rehash all the reasons why, because I’ve written about all of those reasons over the past few years. People who try to present Obama as anything but a failure tend to be people whose own comments make it clear they have no knowledge of history and no grasp of how the U.S. government works.

Before ObamacareObama embodied the shallowness and immaturity of his supporters, most of whom were such petty, celebrity-obsessed fools that they fixated on their president because his name and office were the only things they seemed to comprehend about the country. Future African American presidents will no doubt be much more capable than the Hollow Man named Barack Obama.

His childish refusal to work with Congress while having no problem working with dictatorships and mad Muslim Mullahs left him with no true legacy. Instead of negotiating with the opposition party Barack petulantly resorted to a series of inept and often ineffective Executive Orders, more than all previous presidents combined.

Many of those spiteful, poorly thought-out Executive Orders were eventually struck down by the Supreme Court and rightfully so. The rest can be undone with the stroke of a pen by our incoming president.

Barack Obama has left the United States and the world far worse off than when he took office. We are all better off for being rid of him. There is nothing good to be said about him. The best description of him came from the other world leaders at the G20 summit when they called Obama “an irrelevant child.” May this vain and pathetic creature suffer at least a fraction of the pain he inflicted on so many innocent people.    

ALSO SEE: National Association of Police Organizations’ Executive Director William J Johnson on Obama: “NO ONE IS SORRY TO SEE THIS GUY GO.” Click    Continue reading

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