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November 9, 2016 · 9:16 pm

HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY

women-for-trumpMy take (for anybody who cares) will follow these light-hearted potential headlines.

CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE

DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism

WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY

ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN

BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM

latinas-for-trumpVOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD

THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH

DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967

ORANGE LIVES MATTER!

DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY

DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!

MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY

NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!

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One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!

DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME

TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)

LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION PEOPLE ELECTS TRUMP

HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES

black-trump-supportersTRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?

GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH

PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED

MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD

DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading →

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November 6, 2016 · 10:30 pm

ELECTION QUICK-HITS

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know I push the need for additional political parties here in the U.S. and the 2016 presidential campaign has been the poster child for why I feel that way.

That and the fact that bloated rich pigs like George Soros and the Koch Brothers own both DemCorp and RepubCorp.

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## CAMILLE PAGLIA weighed in again on what a “DISASTER” a Hillary Clinton presidency would be. CLICK HERE 

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Hillary supporters assaulting a black homeless woman for supporting Trump – and being so proud that they filmed it

## Hillary’s thugs kicked, beat and spat upon the poor homeless black woman who made a point of sleeping near Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after other Hillary thugs vandalized it days earlier.

Yeah, those Democrats love to lecture the rest of the country about “hate” but are themselves absolute garbage. My biggest regret so far in life is that I used to vote for that party of criminals and hatemongers.

## The president of the Coalition of African American Pastors(CAAP) endorses Donald Trump for president.

Rev. William Owens says Trump deserves the chance to prove himself. He asserts the Democratic Party has offered blacks nothing but failed policies.

Hey, I would add that the Democrats have offered EVERYBODY nothing but failed policies … except for their one-percenter donors who OWN them – especially Hillary Clinton.
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November 6, 2016 · 4:16 pm

DEMOCRATS CAUGHT FAKING THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS FOR HILLARY IN FLORIDA

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*** *** *** *** *** “But you peasants don’t understand! I took MILLIONS of dollars from certain people in exchange for sleazy promises and I can’t make good on those promises if I don’t get elected!

… And the woman overseeing it all is ALREADY under investigation for ANOTHER VOTE FRAUD SCAM! But our media ignores Jill Stein and acts like it’s the end of the world if Trump belched years ago. 

FOR THE FULL STORY CLICK HERE

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November 5, 2016 · 5:09 pm

GUY FAWKES AND CHE GUEVARA

V for VendettaYes, it’s once again Guy Fawkes Day, the day Balladeer’s Blog celebrates figures who became symbols of the exact opposite things they represented in their actual lives!

Guy Fawkes was a religious fanatic whose face became a symbol of resistance against a fictional theocratic dicatorship thanks to a comic book. Che Guevara was a murderous, homophobic, racist would-be dictator depicted as a symbol of rebellion thanks to the spiteful cluelessness of Left-Wing Archie Bunkers.  

Che Guevara 2Thanks to V For Vendetta, one of Alan Moore’s many overrated comic books, masks of Guy Fawkes have become associated with Moore’s fictional freedom fighter who opposed the aforementioned theocratic dictatorship in a dystopic future.

In reality Guy Fawkes was plotting to enable the institution of a theocratic dictatorship. And you can’t claim Moore was trying to be ironic by going with a mask of Guy Fawkes. In one of his interviews about V For Vendetta Moore mentions how he and the artist he was collaborating with decided they would give Guy Fawkes “the image he always deserved.” Continue reading →

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November 4, 2016 · 10:08 pm

THIS POLITICAL CAMPAIGN HAS EXPOSED MEDIA BIAS BEYOND DISPUTE

hillary-clinton-deck-stackingGoing into the 2016 campaign there were still some holdouts who were foolish enough or apathetic enough to pretend media bias wasn’t as bad as its reputation had become. That corporate media has frantically stripped away any doubt with their outright propaganda for Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton.

Hillary and her media shills have flaunted an attitude that says “This crude Trump person has filled the working class rabble with thoughts above their station in life. Our Hillary will crush the peasants.”

Here is one of the very best articles addressing the brazen corruption of the media – click HERE

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November 4, 2016 · 7:51 am

HILLARY’S NIGHTMARE: THE WHITE AND BLACK WORKING CLASS UNITING

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We Democrats started ONE Civil War already and we’ll happily start ANOTHER if you don’t do what we say!

Well, to be fair it’s a nightmare for Democrats, period, since they’ve thrived on pitting black people against white people. They even had to manufacture the ridiculously artificial BLM just to elevate hostility. White citizens and black citizens have more in common with each other than we will EVER have in common with the bought and paid for criminals of the Political Class.

As I’ve said before, I can’t believe Americans have let Democrats – the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow – get away with acting like they are in any way fit to lecture the rest of us about racism. Yes, I know the usual gibberish Democrats spout about this topic is “That was long ago. We’re better people now.” Nonsense. If the Party of Slavery can say that then the nation as a whole can say it, too.

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The white and black working class are stronger together, united against one percenters like Hillary.

Meanwhile the Wikileaks revelations have shown what a cesspool of corruption the Clinton Foundation (Hillary’s fake charity) and Hillary’s campaign have been. Even I’m shocked by the extent of it and I’m the one who’s always saying that American politicians are the lowest life-forms on the planet.

As a bonus the newspaper called The Florida Commercial actually ISSUED AN APOLOGY for the way its own reporting has been so biased against Trump. They were supposedly shocked to see that all of America’s corporate media has been out to ensure Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton got elected. Anyone think the country will get an apology from the New York Times – Motto: “All the news that one percenter Carlos Slim thinks you should know about … And ONLY the news that one percenter Carlos Slim thinks you should know about.” Continue reading →

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November 3, 2016 · 2:59 pm

POLL RESULT: TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST BILLIONAIRE OF ALL TIME

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Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her aide Huma Abedin.

Yes, seemingly every little piss-ant outfit imaginable runs their own poll these days so I figured Balladeer’s Blog might as well get in on the action.

97% of the respondents said they considered Donald Trump to be the most honest billionaire in history since Hillary Clinton and her owner George Soros haven’t been able to dredge up anything at all on him that is even a fraction as ugly as the daily revelations about Hillary and her fellow white collar criminals in DemCorp. The other 3% were killed by drones before they could answer.

119% of the respondents said that Chelsea Clinton really does kinda resemble Webb Hubbell.

78% of the respondents said they believed that Hillary Clinton has committed more crimes than all of the African-American voters she described as “Super Predators” put together.

Out of 1,312 Muslim jihadists 1,091 preferred to see Hillary Clinton become president, 212 accused her of being secretly Jewish and 9 accused ME of being secretly Jewish.

100% of recent American college graduates, when asked who they preferred to see become president, replied “President of what?” Continue reading →

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November 1, 2016 · 11:48 pm

ASK BALLADEER: MY SECOND CIVIL WAR SERIES

American FlagAs always I want to thank all of you readers of Balladeer’s Blog! I love how you are solid enough that you don’t leave in a huff just because you might read something you disagree with or don’t like.

I’ve gotten a lot of questions about why I stopped adding to my series of blog posts about my fictional Second U.S. Civil War (which morphed into World War Three when China intervened). Here are some reasons:

A. The bitter divisions in the U.S. have surged so much in real life that what I was writing might seem almost mild in comparison.

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

B. If you recall, the trigger for my fictional “Civil War Two” was a disputed presidential election, which I based partly on the contested election of 1876 and a tiny bit from Al Gore’s legal challenges to the 2000 election results. Once again real life has outstripped what I was writing.

C. My fictional Civil War borrowed from the Spanish Civil War of 1936-1939 and featured Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics each claiming their candidate was the “real” winner and I depicted them setting up competing governments – each claiming to be the “legitimate” U.S. government.

D. The real divisions now in the U.S. are between Populists on one side and Plutocrats & their forces on the other, no longer Liberal vs Conservative. Continue reading →

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November 1, 2016 · 4:42 am

HILLARY VOWS TO CRUSH THE WORKING CLASS FOR DEFYING HER

hillary-clinton-is-a-criminalWell, Hillary COULD say that and her obedient corporate media allies would report it as: HILLARY PASSIONATE ABOUT HER PLANS FOR THE WORKING CLASS. In that same spirit here are some more potential headlines distorted through the prism of what one percenter Carlos Slim and company have done to the concept of “journalism.”

TRUMP LOSING GROUND AMONG VOTERS IN THE CLINTON HOUSEHOLD

POLLS SHOW HILLARY’S FELONIES ARE A NON-ISSUE WITH MUSLIM TERRORISTS

latinos-for-trump-4-came-here-legallyILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN PRISON FOR RAPE: THE NEGLECTED HEROES IN THE FIGHT AGAINST WHITE PRIVILEGE

WHY SHOULD THE VOTERS HAVE ANY SAY IN WHO THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS?
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October 30, 2016 · 11:47 pm

HALLOWEEN THEMED CARTOON OF HILLARY “BUGSY” CLINTON

hillary-clinton-witch-cartoonCREDIT GOES TO BEN GARRISON AT GRRRGRAPHICS.COM  

 

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