Top 10 Worst Gifts for Girlfriends
It’s good if you know in advance what to present to your girlfriend. But not all men can easily choose a gift that will please a fair lady. In order not to make a mistake with a gift or buy an unnecessary item, we suggest you familiarize yourself with the list of gifts that can cloud the pleasant spirit of any woman. These are 10 of the worst gifts for women: Continue reading
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It’s another installment of Balladeer’s Blog’s Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead. This time the shoutout goes to the Spin Doctors with their song Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong. If you look hard enough you can still find episodes of the science fiction series Dead at 21 online.
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I waited several days to make sure this wasn’t just an Onion-style joke, but no, it’s real. Another Democrat has brought the crazy like no one else can. Democrat Trayon White of the D.C Council – and who should be called “Snow” White from now on in honor of this incredibly stupid incident – complained about last Friday’s brief snowfall by posting a video attributing weather and climate control technology to the Rothschilds.
(For centuries the Rothschilds have been the go-to Jewish family for anti-Semitic nutjobs and their conspiracy theories.)
“Snow” White went on and on:
“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he says. “And D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”
Uh. Yeah. White eventually took the insane video down. In all, this was ANOTHER demonstration of why we Americans despise so many of our politicians. White and other unhinged politicians can often be found giving finger-wagging lectures to the voting public.
In the case of Democrats those lectures are often about “science” and “tolerance.” Yep. The kind of tolerance and respect for science shown by wacko Democrats who think wealthy Jews control the weather so they can “own the cities, man.” Continue reading
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A DRUNK AND INCOHERENT HILLARY CLINTON PRAISES THE LATE STEPHEN HAWKING FOR FOUNDING THE X-MEN
DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT ELECTIONS BE REPLACED BY A PANEL OF CELEBRITIES WHO DECIDE ON THE NEXT PRESIDENT
DEMOCRATS OFFER ALTERNATIVE SYSTEM IN WHICH ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR OR MORE ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE
HILLARY SAYS SHE’S OPEN TO PERMITTING SOME POOR PEOPLE TO LIVE, BUT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS
ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF BLOATED RICH PIGS AND POMPOUS SNOBS STILL INSIST THEY SHOULD RULE THE COUNTRY
AMERICA’S THIRD-WORLD LEVEL CORRUPT GOVERNMENT STILL PRETENDING THAT DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS THE CROOK, NOT THEM
HILLARY CLINTON VOWS TO KEEP REVISING HER HATRED OF THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS UNTIL SHE FINDS A WAY OF EXPRESSING IT THAT WORKS POLITICALLY
UNINFORMED, SHALLOW PEOPLE WHO CAN’T EVEN NAME THEIR OWN SENATOR OR HOUSE REPS STILL THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST
DEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT HOSPITALS REFUSE TREATMENT TO ANYONE SUSPECTED OF VOTING FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP; ANTIFA COWARDS SAVAGELY BEAT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES #LOVEWINS
NATION STILL REJOICING THAT NEITHER HILLARY CLINTON NOR JEB BUSH GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT
BLOATED RICH PIGS AGREE THAT THEY HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE SAME REASONS THEY HATED FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT
HILLARY BLAMES HER CONSTANT FALLS ON TRUMP’S INVISIBLE, NON-EXISTENT RUSSIAN COLLABORATORS Continue reading
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Another look at the make-believe “educators” (LMAO) who have reduced colleges and universities to faith-based institutions that are as irrational as any religious “schools.”
“THE VIOLENCE OF WHITENESS” – More absurd bigotry and hate-mongering from the kind of Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who think “teaching is a political act.” Hilarious! Leave it to Americans to believe the idiotic notion that one-way political browbeating of college students somehow “educates” them! For more click HERE
SPEECH FIRST: HEROIC GROUP – A new group has joined the fight to defend Freedom of Expression in those Churches of Irrational Thought called “academies.”
Speech First – led by their President Nicole Neilly – fights the fascistic Democrats of America’s colleges and universities who use violence and other tactics to ban everyone who is not a mindless Democrat. For more on Speech First click HERE
Balladeer: And by the way, I’m a Third Party man but I can’t believe the way too many groups who fight Faculty Lounge Fascists refrain from mentioning the overwhelming numbers of Democrats among faculty and administrators who are always behind the current attacks on Free Speech.
Groups who get banned or harassed should loudly and repeatedly announce the wildly out-of-proportion numbers of Democrats who are so clearly biased against any students or teachers who think independently. Continue reading
It’s another round of Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead here at Balladeer’s Blog! You get your choice of bland or eerie versions of Fastball with their song Fire Escape.
For the more adventurous among you, you can watch the controversial video that had everybody talking! (CLICK BELOW) The video with the deranged fan getting dressed for work in the morning while her house is littered with the dead bodies of the members of Fastball.
The creepiness factor was always aided by the nonchalant way that our smiling killer casually types “They are all dead in my house. HA HA” to an online friend asking what may have happened to the “missing” band Fastball.
That creepiness factor shot through the roof as you could see the friend’s frantic response of “What? What are you talking about? Why would you say something like that?” and on and on while our killer ignored them and went back to her morning routine. Shades of the Claridryl ad! The toast in the fridge is a nice touch, too.
I know the brief pause for an “update” about the band’s disappearance muffed the timing a bit, but it’s still got a macabre overall feel until the wimpout ending. Anyway, no matter which band you perform YOUR morning VooDoo rituals to, enjoy this eerie music video from the pre-Adult Swim era.
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FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE
JELLY NASH
Real Name: Frank Nash
Birth – Death: February 6th, 1887 – June 17th, 1933
Lore: Frank Nash got his nickname “Jelly” from the chemical jelly explosives he used to crack safes.
Reality: Supposedly the nickname was actually short for “Jellybean,” which Nash was called in his youth because it was a slang term for a sharp dresser. As ZZ Topp said “Every girl’s crazy ’bout a Jell-eee-beeeeeaan.”
Criminal Career: After serving in the U.S. Army from 1904 to 1907, Jelly Nash began applying some of the skills he picked up in the military to committing criminal acts. Tradition holds that Nash robbed close to 200 banks during his career.
Frank was so successful that his first conviction didn’t happen until 1913, and then only because he showed some uncharacteristic greed and treachery. He and “Humpy” Wortman stole around $1,000 from an Oklahoma store and while Wortman was digging a hole to hide the loot, Jelly shot him in the back and made off with all the money.
(Lore: Humpy Wortman got his nickname from his tendency to hump the legs of his fellow criminals. Reality: I just made that up.) Continue reading
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Another member of Balladeer’s Blog’s Real World League of Extraordinary Women – Anni Cyrus – has been back in the news lately. Anni courageously continues to speak out about the plight of women in the Muslim world and in Muslim immigrant communities around the world.
Ms Cyrus also addresses the dangers of Sharia Law. Democrats at America’s colleges and universities always try to prevent her from even speaking on campus or any other public venues. This is similar to the way Democrats oppose and often threaten other women who dare to criticize Islam’s oppression of women.
(This is made even more hypocritical by the way that White Women of Privilege always act like the U.S. is mere moments away from becoming like The Handmaid’s Tale yet they actively oppose heroic women like Anni Cyrus, Ayaan Hirsi Ali and so many others.)
Dianna Ploss of ACT issued a statement regarding recent efforts to shut down Cyrus’ appearances in Boston:
Anni Cyrus and the organizers of this event condemn the attempt by CAIR-National to stifle free speech in our country. Making allegations that are without foundation against Anni Cyrus and the organizers of this event is a hypocritical attempt to promote an exclusive view of the world in the name of the common welfare.
Anni Cyrus, a noted speaker and activist, will be speaking on the danger of Islamization in the United States and around the world. Included in her talk is the role of Sharia, how it prohibits the rights of women, the rights of free speech, and the Constitutional rights we enjoy, including the First Amendment.
Anni Cyrus has been a strong voice in the defense of women and minorities in Islamic countries. It is deeply ironic that her voice to protect others is mispresented by CAIR-National, and Anni Cyrus and the sponsors of her talk call upon CAIR-National to rescind its’ criticism, which is deeply repugnant to the principles upon which this country was founded.
Additonal articles on courageous women who take on Islam’s oppression –
THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.
RAHEEL RAZA – MUSLIM HEROINE: HERE
MUSLIM FANATICS STONE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE IN GERMANY: HERE
MUSLIMS WHO ASSIMILATE ARE REJECTED BY THE LEFT: HERE
YAZIDI WOMEN FORM UNIT TO FIGHT ISLAMIC STATE: HERE
HEROIC MUSLIM WOMAN SHAMS BANDAR: HERE
ANN-MARIE WATERS ON MUSLIM RAPE MOBS AND CENSORSHIP: HERE
THE LEFT’S LOVE AFFAIR WITH ISLAM: HERE
FRANCES BARBER SPEAKS OUT ON MUSLIM MISOGYNY: HERE
ANOTHER COURAGEOUS WOMAN TAKES ON ISLAM: HERE
NONIE DARWISH – HEROINE VS ISLAM: HERE
BRAVE MUSLIM WOMEN: HERE
ANOTHER BRAVE MUSLIM WOMAN: HERE
MUSLIM VIOLENCE: HERE
BOOKS EXAMINING ISLAM: HERE
ISLAM AND THE POLITICAL LEFT: HERE
POLITICO ON MUSLIM FASCISM: HERE Continue reading
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MURKY MUELLER AND HIS FUNKY BUNCH OF HILLARY DONORS INSIST THEY NEED AN ADDITIONAL SIX YEARS TO DETERMINE WHAT ROLE IF ANY PRESIDENT TRUMP PLAYED IN STEPHEN HAWKING’S DEATH
HILLARY CLINTON, FAILED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, TELLS AUDIENCE IN INDIA SHE WOULD LOVE TO EXTERMINATE AMERICA’S “UNTOUCHABLES”
SPOILED IDIOT ROBERT DE NIRO STILL REFUSES TO DONATE MORE MONEY TO CHARITY; SAYS POOR PEOPLE VOTED FOR TRUMP SO TO HELL WITH THEM!
MURKY MUELLER AND HIS FUNKY BUNCH OF HILLARY DONORS INSIST THEY NEED AN ADDITIONAL TEN YEARS TO DETERMINE WHAT ROLE IF ANY WAKANDAN INTERFERENCE PLAYED IN THE 2016 ELECTION
“TOOR-chur!”
RAND PAUL INSISTS GINA HASPEL ENJOYED TORTURE AND EROTICALLY TRAMPLING HIM DURING THEIR DATES TOGETHER, THEN ADDS “SHE’S BEEN NOMINATED FOR SOMETHING? … OH, SORRY”
JIMMY KIMMEL HOPES ALL WORKING CLASS PEOPLE WHOSE JOBS HAVE BEEN SAVED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP DIE OF CANCER #LOVEWINS
NANCY PELOSI AND BERNIE SANDERS BLAME PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR DIVIDING AMERICANS INTO “THESE THINGS CALLED BRACKETS”
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Balladeer’s Blog presents another edition of Transgress With Me.
*** AMERICA’S FACULTY LOUNGE FASCISTS WHO PRETEND TO BE “EDUCATORS” (LMAO) WIELD INSTITUTIONALIZED POWER, THEREFORE THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED FROM ABUSING THAT POWER BY BROWBEATING STUDENTS TO BELIEVE THEIR OUTDATED, CONFORMIST WORLDVIEW.
*** IF STANDARD OIL WAS TOO BIG AND TOO POLITICALLY CORRUPTING THEN SO ARE FACEBOOK, GOOGLE AND TWITTER.
*** PEOPLE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND LOVE ANNOUNCING THAT THEY ARE OFFENDED ARE THE MOST SIMPLE-MINDED FOOLS IN THE WORLD.
*** NEVER LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO DISSUADE YOU FROM READING ALL THE MATERIAL YOU WANT. THEY’RE IMPLYING YOU AREN’T CAPABLE OF SIFTING THROUGH THE INFORMATION YOURSELF.
*** PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS MISTAKE SUCCESSFUL CENSORSHIP FOR “BEING IN THE RIGHT.” Continue reading
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