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MOCK HEADLINES: THE RETURN

Mascot with demo and repub headsIt’s been a while since Balladeer’s Blog has done some Mock Headlines but with Halloween and Veterans Day behind us here we go.

DONNA BRAZILLE CONTINUES TO PLAY SAMMY THE BULL GRAVANO TO HILLARY’S JOHN GOTTI

JARED KUSHNER TRIES TO COUNTER BRAZILLE BY BEING THE FREDO CORLEONE OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: FAILS EVEN AT THAT

Democrats and Republicans imprisoning votersDEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN OFFICE-HOLDERS CONTINUE TO FIGHT DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT TRUMP 

TRUMP-HATERS INSIST HIS MANY TRIUMPHS ARE JUST LULLING US INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

DEMOCRATS VOW TO CONTINUE COMMITTING THE ATROCITIES THEY WILL THEN BLAME ON THE REST OF US

Donald Trump rock starPAUL KRUGMAN STILL OUTRAGED THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS HAD MUCH BETTER-LOOKING WOMEN THAN HE EVER DID

AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY EXPOSED AND CRIPPLED: WORLD REJOICES

INSECURE AND UNINFORMED TROLLS CONTINUE TO HATE TRUMP SUPPORTERS   Continue reading

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MOCK HEADLINES: OCTOBER 10th

Hillary and Harvey Weinstein

HILLARY: THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HARVEY THAT REMINDS ME OF MY HUSBAND!

DEMOCRATS BOAST: HARVEY WEINSTEIN HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF RAPING AND ASSAULTING ENOUGH WOMEN TO QUALIFY AS OUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN 2020  

HATEMONGER JEMELE HILL DEMANDS NFL STOP PLAYING GAMES IN LONDON UNTIL THERE IS A BLACK KING OR QUEEN OF ENGLAND

THE TOP HOLLYWOOD “FEMINISTS” WHO “TOOK A KNEE” (OR TWO) FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN SO THEY COULD GET FILM ROLES

REPUBLICAN BOB CORKER STUNNED TO LEARN HOW DESPISED HE IS

HILLARY CLINTON RANKS THE TOP TEN RAPISTS AND SEXUAL ASSAULTERS WHO WERE PART OF HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

A CRAZED AND INCOHERENT JEMELE HILL INSISTS WHITE SUPREMACISTS WON’T LET VIDEO GAME MANUFACTURERS PROGRAM GAMES SO THAT PLAYERS CAN TAKE A KNEE DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM  Continue reading

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MOCK HEADLINES: ANOTHER SAMPLING

fascists will call themselves anti-fascistsThe fascist scumbags and rapists from Antifa are proving the old, old saying that “The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists.” How true! Antifa filth are proving that their name is short for “Anti-Fairness” even though they like to pretend it stands for something else. Anyway, those Nazis are part of this latest go-round of Mock News Headlines:  

ANTIFA PROMISES TO BEAT UP ALL ELDERLY PEOPLE IN MAGA HATS … JOHN MCCAIN APPLAUDS THEM

TRUMP-HATERS OUTRAGED THAT NOBODY BUT THEM IS MAD THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP POINTED OUT THEIR LIES YET AGAIN

two kinds of fascistsDEMOCRATS DEMAND THAT MINDLESS AGREEMENT WITH EVERY INSANE THING THAT DEMOCRATS SAY SHOULD BE A CONDITION OF EMPLOYMENT … ANYWHERE, IN ANY JOB

CNN CLAIMS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TO BLAME FOR THEIR NEVER-ENDING OVEREXPOSURE OF HIM

CORPORATE MEDIA STILL TRYING TO PRETEND THERE IS ANYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD SAY THAT THEY WOULD NOT DISTORT OR WOULD FIND ACCEPTABLE!  

fascism is antifaCNN POLL SHOWS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS AT HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING WITH PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE! 

CNN REPORTS THAT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD TWICE YESTERDAY AND ONCE TODAY ALREADY  

REPUBLICAN JOHN MCCAIN CALLS ON ANTIFA TO ASSAULT HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS IN THE NAME OF LOVE

CNN SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST HITLERISH HITLER WHO HAS EVER HITLERED IN HITLER-LIKE WAYS SINCE HITLER! AND BY THE WAY – HITLER!

Antifa posterDEMOCRATS CALL FOR ROVING MOBS OF ANTIFA RAPISTS TO REPLACE CONVENTIONAL POLICE 

CNN ANNOUNCES THEY ARE WORKING ON TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES VIEWERS SEE PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THEIR SLEEP

ANTIFA THREATENS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FASCISTS IN THE COUNTRY

WOLF BLITZER BLAMES HIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ON PRESIDENT TRUMP Continue reading

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