THE HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR FOR 2017

hillary-clinton-excusesCareer criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.

You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

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… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!

UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS!

MALE POLLSTERS INTENTIONALLY MISLED HILLARY!

HER FEMALE SUPPORTERS’ ILL-ADVISED CAMPAIGN SLOGAN “MY CUNT, RIGHT OR WRONG!”

HILLARY THOUGHT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTES COUNTED DOUBLE.

THE JILL STEIN JUGGERNAUT STOLE TOO MANY VOTES AWAY FROM HILLARY!

THAT DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP FELLOW FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH IDEAS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE.

BEING THE WIFE OF A PROMINENT RAPIST JUST DOESN’T CARRY WITH IT THE CULTURAL CACHE THAT IT DID IN THE NINETIES.

THE VOTERS ARE JUST JEALOUS.

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20 responses to “THE HILLARY CLINTON EXCUSE CALENDAR FOR 2017

  1. Is this a real product?

  2. Ann

    This is so funny! Hillary deserves to have her face rubbed in this forever!

  3. Very funny! Hillary should give up blaming everyone else.

  4. I love how u blast Hillary! lol

  5. Hillary has more than 365 excuses, though.

  6. Great! Hillary needs to just shut up and go very very far away.

  7. Great article! Love the way you go after both political parties!

  8. I wish this calendar was real! I would buy the tarnation out of it.

  9. Hey there! I love how u go after both democrats and republicans in your country.

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