Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.
You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:
THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!
THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!
MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!
HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.
… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary
ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!
BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!
OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”
AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!
UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS!
MALE POLLSTERS INTENTIONALLY MISLED HILLARY!
HER FEMALE SUPPORTERS’ ILL-ADVISED CAMPAIGN SLOGAN “MY CUNT, RIGHT OR WRONG!”
HILLARY THOUGHT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTES COUNTED DOUBLE.
THE JILL STEIN JUGGERNAUT STOLE TOO MANY VOTES AWAY FROM HILLARY!
THAT DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP FELLOW FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH IDEAS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE.
Is this a real product?
No, but it should be.
This was so funny!
Thank you!
This is so funny! Hillary deserves to have her face rubbed in this forever!
Ha! Thanks! She deserves worse than that.
Very funny! Hillary should give up blaming everyone else.
Thanks! I think Hillary figures she can’t engage in influence-peddling unless people think she might still win it in 2020.
I love how u blast Hillary! lol
I’m glad to do it!