Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.
You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:
THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!
THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!
MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!
HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.
… … RED – Trump, Blue – Hillary
ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!
BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!
OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”
AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!
UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS!
MALE POLLSTERS INTENTIONALLY MISLED HILLARY!
HER FEMALE SUPPORTERS’ ILL-ADVISED CAMPAIGN SLOGAN “MY CUNT, RIGHT OR WRONG!”
HILLARY THOUGHT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTES COUNTED DOUBLE.
THE JILL STEIN JUGGERNAUT STOLE TOO MANY VOTES AWAY FROM HILLARY!
THAT DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP FELLOW FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH IDEAS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE.
BEING THE WIFE OF A PROMINENT RAPIST JUST DOESN’T CARRY WITH IT THE CULTURAL CACHE THAT IT DID IN THE NINETIES.
THE VOTERS ARE JUST JEALOUS.
Is this a real product?
No, but it should be.
This was so funny!
Thank you!
This is so funny! Hillary deserves to have her face rubbed in this forever!
Ha! Thanks! She deserves worse than that.
Very funny! Hillary should give up blaming everyone else.
Thanks! I think Hillary figures she can’t engage in influence-peddling unless people think she might still win it in 2020.
I love how u blast Hillary! lol
I’m glad to do it!
Hillary has more than 365 excuses, though.
Ha! Isn’t that the truth!
Great! Hillary needs to just shut up and go very very far away.
Thanks! And yes she does!
Great article! Love the way you go after both political parties!
Thank you!
This was funnier than anything late-night comedians do.
Ha! Thanks.
Very nice blog! lol Hillary is such a loser.
Thanks! Ha! You said it!
I wish this calendar was real! I would buy the tarnation out of it.
Thanks, Dave.
Hillary was better than George W Bush.
Anybody would have been better than George W Bush and Barack Obama. Hillary was too overtly crooked.
Hey there! I love how u go after both democrats and republicans in your country.
Thank you very much.
Hillary played us all. I am so embarrassed that I used to support her.
I used to support her years ago, too.
I laughed so hard at these! Good job!
Ha! Thanks!
First time I saw this. Hillary deserves all the ridicule she gets!
Yes she does.
Hillary is so gross and she deserves all the mockery she gets.
You are certainly right.
I’m so sick of Hillary! Did you hear how Vanity Fair snubbed her recently?
Hello! No I didn’t hear about that. I will look into it.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh especially at the expense of a crook like Hillary Clinton.
No problem at all!
So funny! Hillary was a disgrace!
She certainly was! Thanks!