HILLARY “CAREER CRIMINAL” CLINTON SUPERCUT

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the web that equally criticizes both Democrats and Republicans. This week even Bill Maher reminded the nation that Hillary Clinton is a criminal who obstructed justice. Plus Democrats were loudly proclaiming that what Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama did by seeking foreign dirt on Donald Trump was disgusting. Seriously. All they talked about for half the week was how utterly rank it is to use overseas dirt-diggers against one’s domestic political opponents. Y’know? 

You asked for it and here it is! A supercut of my humorous potshots at career criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton, best known for using her fake charity to funnel bribes to herself when she was Secretary of State.

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You have got to love the HILARIOUS news about the way bribes funneled to career criminal Hillary Clinton via her fake charity are drying up completely now that she was defeated in her attempt to steal the presidency.

What better time to ponder possible titles for the inevitable exercise in hagiography that Hillary’s clueless and uninformed Hollywood worshippers will no doubt concoct?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

NO WAYS HONEST: THE LIFE OF HILLARY CLINTON

HAVE PANTSUIT, WILL PANDER

HILLARY CLINTON: THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA (… WELL, AT LEAST THE PRESIDENT OF CALIFORNIA’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTERS)

WEALTHY WHITE WOMAN: HILLARY CLINTON’S STRUGGLE TO OVERCOME OPPRESSION

PROSTITUTION THE HILLARY WAY!

WHEN THE MONEY KEEPS ROLLING IN YOU DON’T KEEP BOOKS …

THE RAPIST’S WIFE

FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID: THE LIFE OF HILLARY CLINTON

I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!

ELECTORAL COLLEGE DROPOUT

Career criminal Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton thankfully did not become United States President last year. That honor went to de facto Third Party candidate Donald Trump while Hillary had to settle for being President of California.

Hillary’s hate-filled Democrat partisans reacted the way you would EXPECT from members of the Party of Slavery, the Ku Klux Klan, Jim Crow, the Spoils System, Japanese Internment Camps and so many other atrocities that they try to blame the rest of the country for. In other words they have been beating President Trump’s supporters bloody in the streets to show how tolerant they are and otherwise demonstrating that DemoKKKrats are fascist thugs.

Recently Hillary Clinton, known for running a fake charity and for accepting bribes from many other countries while serving as Secretary of State, sat down with a non-existent reporter from Balladeer’s Blog.

Balladeer’s Blog: Why do you and your mindless minions hate United States President Donald Trump so much?

Hillary Clinton: BECAUSE TRUMP FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE! We DemoKKKrats were THIS CLOSE to browbeating the peasants into abandoning all hope in the political process but now those damn scumbags once again think they have a right to self-determination!

BB: But how is it his fault that you were such a notorious criminal and so personally unappealing that you needed illicit help just to rob Bernie Sanders of the Democrat nomination last year, a scandal which cost several Democratic National Committee members their positions?

HC: Bernie came out of nowhere to rob me of my rightful due just like Barack Obama did in 2008! Dammit, I don’t know why these pieces of trash called voters don’t like me but I have HAD it with Democracy.

That’s why ever since Election Night we DemoKKKrats have been acting like the fascist thugs in Spain who launched the Spanish Civil War when THEY weren’t happy with election results. American peasants are too stupid to understand it’s for their own good if I get to run things.

BB: Were Obama, Susan Rice and others in his circle feeding you information from the illegal electronic surveillance of now-President Trump during the campaign? Is that why all of you have been throwing such fits since the election – because you figured you’d win and then you and Obama could bury all the evidence of your illegal actions?

HC: Dammit nobody would be asking questions like this if I had just won the damn election! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

BB: Given the infamy of your uranium deal with the Russians in exchange for very convenient Russian money flowing through your fake charity called the Clinton Foundation why did you and Barack think people would believe that President Trump was the one with illicit Russian connections?

HC: Because we DemoKKKrats basically run the mass media in this country. It’s not our fault that Republicans are so stupid they never bothered to keep up with us in the media arms race over the decades.

BB: I guess that is a valid point. To bloated rich pigs like the Bush Family, Kevin Williamson, the Koch Brothers and other Conservatives if something can’t be measured on a profit and loss sheet they’re just not interested.

Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses.

You’ll get three hundred sixty-five gems like:

THE RUSSIANS FORCED HILLARY TO RUN A FAKE CHARITY, ACCEPT BRIBES AND MISHANDLE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

THE VOTES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SHOULD BE THE ONLY VOTES THAT COUNT!

MALE VOTERS FELT THREATENED BY A WOMAN LIKE HILLARY WHO LIVES OFF THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF HER HUSBAND!

HILLARY’S SHRILL VOICE WAS SO HIGH-PITCHED ONLY DOGS COULD HEAR HER LIES AND PROMISES.

ISOLATED, HEAVILY POPULATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS SHOULD GET TO DICTATE HOW THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LIVES!

BLACK VOTERS FORGOT WE DEMOCRATS OWN THEM LIKE WE DID ON OUR PLANTATIONS!

OBAMA TOLD HILLARY IT WAS A GOOD STRATEGY TO CALL MOST OF THE COUNTRY “A BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.”

AMERICANS ARE BIASED AGAINST CAREER CRIMINALS LIKE HILLARY!

UPPITY ORANGE PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP LOVE TO PLAY IDENTITY POLITICS!

MALE POLLSTERS INTENTIONALLY MISLED HILLARY!

HILLARY THOUGHT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VOTES COUNTED DOUBLE.

THE JILL STEIN JUGGERNAUT STOLE TOO MANY VOTES AWAY FROM HILLARY!

THAT DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP FELLOW FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH IDEAS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE.

BEING THE WIFE OF A PROMINENT RAPIST JUST DOESN’T CARRY WITH IT THE CULTURAL CACHE THAT IT DID IN THE NINETIES.

THE VOTERS ARE JUST JEALOUS.

California President Hillary Clinton has become a caricature of herself! Her frantic “Blame Everybody Else For Me Losing” Tour continues! I attended Crooked Hillary’s performance last night. Her one-woman show is titled The Hatred That Seethes Within Me Will Animate My Crooked, Rotted Carcass Long Enough To Run Again in 2020.

Wow! And you thought The Effect of Gamma Rays On Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds was a mouthful! Anyway, Hillary was on her game, which of course means that she drank constantly, slurred her words, fell down a lot, had long coughing jags, then lied and lied and lied over and over again.

It’s rare for real life to feature a vile figure like Hillary getting her comeuppance so enjoy it! The whole world should be grateful that United States President Donald Trump kept both Hillary Clinton AND Jeb Bush out of the Oval Office!

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I am still having the time of my life watching all of the white collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans rolling on each other. The latest is former DNC Consigliere Donna Brazille, the ABC “News Woman” (LMFAO) who admitted to feeding Hillary Clinton advance questions going into the televised debates last year.  

Donna succeeded Hillary Clinton stooge Deborah Wasserman-Schultz as Consigliere and she has her own book out now about Clinton and DNC corruption. It will come as no surprise to my fellow aficionados of American “tell-all” books about political corruption that Brazille’s work is the typically self-serving wallow.

Donna insists she was “Shocked! Shocked I tell you” – as Louis in Casablanca would say – at how thoroughly Hillary had corrupted the Democrat National Committee.  Wide-eyed Ms Brazille lays out a lot of details on how Obama and Hillary put the DNC so heavily in debt AND how Hillary and her underlings used the DNC apparatus to rob Bernie Sanders of the Democrat Presidential Nomination last year.  

Supposedly this internal gang warfare among the Democrats accounts for the way Carlos Slim’s New York Times went after Hollywood’s Harvey Weinstein, who was a key fundraising Capo for Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton.

Lots of fun still to come, I’m sure! We may be seeing more tell-all books from political scumbags than the entire Watergate Era produced!

By the way, I’m neither a liberal nor a conservative. Want proof? CLICK HERE 

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know how much I despise both the Democrats AND the Republicans. If you doubt me check out some of my takes on U.S. Presidents HERE

Here’s an appropriate footnote to the 2016 election. Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and her totalitarian supporters took the unprecedented step of trying to threaten and intimidate the members of the Electoral College into ignoring the REAL election results and overturn the outcome by not casting their State’s votes for Donald Trump.

Once again a boulder that Hillary was trying to drop on Trump wound up squishing HER instead! First she lost the REAL election, then LOST VOTES in the recounts she demanded by way of her sock puppet Jill Stein. Then, after the one percenter actors and singers who support Hillary went all out to deny Trump all of his fairly won Electoral Votes it turned out that MORE ELECTORS DEFECTED FROM HILLARY THAN FROM TRUMP!!

HILARIOUS! An Elector from Hawaii changed his vote from Hillary, making a total of FIVE faithless Electors for that career criminal! Rubbing salt in the wound is the fact that this meant HILLARY LOST THE MOST ELECTORS IN ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR YEARS! And in 1912 it was a VICE PRESIDENTIAL candidate who lost them, not the Presidential candidate!

And – funniest of all – he only lost them because he had DIED between the election and the meeting of the Electoral College!

So, Hillary’s candidacy was as “historic” as she and her fascist mob wanted, but in all the WRONG ways! In this cold, violent and cruelly unfair world it is rare to see a public villain get the comeuppance they deserve but happily for us all the loathsome Hillary has been defeated over and over again this year! 

We may have to go all the way back to Aaron Burr to find a National Villain of Hillary’s ugly standards. And personally I think she leaves him a distant second.

Yes, amid all the confusion with some polls showing Hillary in front and some showing Trump in front comes this shocking poll paid for by Plutocrats for Hillary.

Speaking for the group, bloated rich pig George Soros said “I didn’t pay all that money to Hillary to NOT have her do my bidding as U.S. president. She and I are stronger together, you might say.”

When asked about all the Wikileaks evidence of Hillary’s corruption Soros said “Luckily we 15 billionaires who own all of the U.S. media are ignoring it. We beat Bernie Sanders for Hillary and we’re going to beat Trump for her, too. We all KNOW what Hillary is.

“She’s not breaking the glass ceiling, she’s figuratively dropping to her knees on a glass floor and sucking our cocks. Hillary is proof that white rich men in suits still call the shots.

“Before 2020 she’ll have made sure that we – her ‘plutocratic pimps’ as she calls us – will be able to prevent Wikileaks or Anonymous from exposing any more things we don’t want exposed.” 

Remember how earlier this year the Austrian elections had to be scheduled for a “redo” because of VOTE FRAUD? Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton is terrified that her party’s vote fraud will be called out as well. (Their fraud cons are why they always oppose Voter I.D.)

Below are links to additional news items about Hillary’s vote fraud antics. 

Illegal Foreign Voting in Virginia
Hillary enlists “army” of illegal immigrants
Hundreds of Dead Voters in Greater Los Angeles
Hillary Clinton Worker Caught On Camera Committing Voter Fraud?
Dead Colorado Voters? Oh My! Oh, Wait.
Voter fraud is real: Here’s proof
Dead People Generally Vote for Democrats’
Massive TX Voter Fraud Probe

Yes, Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton continues her ignoble quest to become the first organized crime leader to become U.S. president! The debates – which are useless as long as they remain in the hands of the shallow media giants – finish tonight. Supporters of both candidates will be insisting THEIR favorite won, so nothing you hear about the debate’s results means anything.

Meanwhile WIKILEAKS and PROJECT VERITAS have been doing the jobs that American “reporters” stopped doing long ago. AS FOR HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE CANDIDATES, CHECK OUT MY MOSTLY ACCURATE PREDICTIONS FROM LAST YEAR BY CLICKING HERE 

Anyway, Project Veritas’ reporting has established that Hillary’s campaign planned and carried out violent acts at Trump rallies, knowing that their house organs in the media would blame it all on the Trump supporters. Hillary’s media never bothered addressing the inherent contradiction of their repeated claims that only elderly white people supported Trump and their attempts to depict those oldsters as the most dangerous street-fighters in decades! 

Meanwhile Wikileaks continues to release documented proof of Hillary grabbing Justice by the pussy and refusing to let go. The releases continue coming from Julian Assange’s deputies now that John Kerry of the U.S. bullied Ecuador (in whose embassy Assange has been forced to seek sanctuary ) to cut Assange’s ability to post Wikileaks documents online.  

Some of the latest leaks have thoroughly established Hillary Clinton’s crimes and misdeeds and can be found through ANY ONLINE SEARCH. Pay-for-play, VOTE FRAUD and much, much more plus the documents have made Hillary’s guilt even clearer than the criminal culpability of repulsive figures like George W Bush and Richard Nixon. 

Hillary and the DNC’s status as shoe-shiners for one percenter George Soros and other bloated rich pigs has also been established by Wikileaks.

As Green Party Candidate Dr Jill Stein said “A vote for Hillary is a vote for establishment corruption.”

I was going to vote for Dr Stein – the only honest woman in this race – or maybe write-in Bernie Sanders’ name. Trump supporters have made the argument that he is a de facto Third Party candidate and they do have a bit of a point.

I’ve mentioned in the past that Trump outmaneuvered the execrable Bush Family and the Koch Brothers and basically said “Since you people aren’t using your political party apparatus for anything worthwhile how about if I borrow it?”

So, like I said, those readers of Balladeer’s Blog had a point. They also mentioned BERNIE BROS FOR TRUMP, a FACEBOOK group of BLACK Bernie Sanders supporters who switched to Trump, the only Republican candidate to care about the black working class in several decades.

Despite the claims of America’s crooked Corporate Media, Trump has attracted much, much more Gay, African-American and Chinese support than other GOP candidates have. THAT is probably why the white racists who run the Republican Party are REALLY out to beat Trump.

Trump supporters have also suggested people can vote for Trump as a protest then vote against all the slimy racist Republicans on the ballot. What do you people think about that? 

As regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog may well imagine I have been laughing my ass off at the cosmic levels of hypocrisy on display in this presidential race.

I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican (and nobody else should be, either, at this point) and I went on the record last October with my speculation on how the 2016 presidential race might go. I was wrong on 2 items but dead on with the others. CLICK HERE 

Meanwhile here are some potential headlines inspired by this insane year.

HILLARY: ONCE SHE WAS FIRST LADY OF THE LAND, BUT NOW SHE CAN’T GET ARRESTED!

CLINTON SUPPORTERS OUTRAGED THAT TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CRIMINAL HISTORY AS SCUZZY AS HILLARY DOES!

GOP LEADERS FURIOUS WITH TRUMP FOR BRINGING IN MORE CHINESE, GAY AND AFRICAN-AMERICAN SUPPORTERS THAN THEIR BIGOTED PARTY HAS EVER ATTRACTED BEFORE!

HILLARY TELLS THE WORKING CLASS THAT IF THEY’RE TOO LAZY TO RIOT SHE’LL NEVER TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!

MEDIA CITES TRUMP’S POPULARITY WITH BLACK, CHINESE AND GAY VOTERS AS PROOF OF HOW DIVISIVE HE IS!

REPUBLICAN PARTY TRASHES TRUMP TO PLEASE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ANY OF THEIR CANDIDATES ANYWAY!

GEORGE W BUSH SAYS HILLARY WILL BE HIS THIRD TERM!

CLINTON SUPPORTERS TAUNT TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR HIS MISDEMEANORS SAYING HIS LACK OF AMBITION STOPPED HIM FROM COMMITTING FELONIES LIKE HILLARY DOES! 

DEMOCRATS EMBRACE THE BUSH-CLINTON AXIS OF PRIVILEGE!

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It’s no secret that Hillary Clinton has been bought and paid for by Wall Street and multinational corporations – in other words ALL the types of bloated rich pigs that Democrats pretend to oppose. Plenty of attention has also been paid to how many nations with homophobic and/ or misogynistic governments ALSO own Hillary.

Here’s a look at just a FEW of those nations and how much of Hillary they’ve purchased already … or at least how much is KNOWN at this point, barring more info from Wikileaks. No WONDER Hillary has vowed to bring in literally HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS more un-vetted Muslims. She owes big favors to her paymasters. As BERNIE SANDERS said. 

SAUDI ARABIA – These co-funders of the Islamic State (which Democrat Nancy Pelosi agrees was spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq) funneled at least FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS to Hillary. That’s a lowball since the Saudis have bragged about financing 20 percent of Hillary’s campaign.

BAHRAIN – This Muslim country bought THIRTY-TWO MILLION DOLLARS’ worth of Hillary Clinton. I’m guessing they want the parts of her that don’t cough constantly. 

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES – This Muslim nation kicked in at least ELEVEN AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS. Gee, do you think these Muslim countries expect any favors back for all this money? No wonder Hillary never calls out these countries for not taking in any of the world’s Muslim “refugees.”

KUWAIT – Approximately TEN MILLION DOLLARS worth of favors were bought by this Muslim nation which, like Saudi Arabia, often lay behind recent WARS (Blood for oil, anyone?) which the Bush-Clinton Axis of Privilege led the U.S. into.   

QATAR – To date FIVE POINT EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS has come from this Muslim nation. Will any of this influence Hillary’s decisions if she’s president? Her mindless, unquestioning supporters say “Naaaah.”

OMAN – This Muslim nation bought up to FIVE MILLION DOLLARS worth of favors. 

BRUNEI – Up to FIVE MILLION DOLLARS from this Muslim nation.

OCP OF MOROCCO – (You’ll never guess the religion) Up to FIVE MILLION DOLLARS.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg uncovered by investigations. But hey, people who pretend to oppose unnecessary wars plan to “hold their nose” and vote for Hillary, as if she wasn’t just as much a part of the clique which has put the world in the shape it’s in as that supreme ass George W Bush. (And by the way the Bush Family has made it clear they back Hillary in this election. Hmmmm.)  

As always these days many people are so paranoid about information that does not come from a site of their own choosing I’m not bothering with links. Just search online for this info and read for yourself from whatever site you prefer.

Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton, the bought and paid for criminal who wants to make history as the first organized crime leader to become U.S. president, once again frothed at the mouth with anger. A nonexistent source for Balladeer’s Blog relayed the information that Hillary said “I want the person who let that fly in the building last night destroyed! I didn’t steal the nomination from Bernie Sanders and harassed the various women my husband raped just to be made a fool of by a common housefly!”

Bloated rich pig Mrs Clinton STILL refuses to donate more money to charity and refuses to apologize to Haitians for the damage done to their suffering nation by her fake charity called the Clinton Foundation. And on the other side …

Hillary’s opponent Jill Stein is being ignored by the corporate media, including the New York TImes – Motto: “All the news that one percenter Carlos Slim wants you to know about … and ONLY the news that one percenter Carlos Slim wants you to know about.”

Mary Harris Jones, the legendary labor organizer from the 1890s onward, also known as “the Miner’s Angel” and “Mother Jones,” spoke to Balladeer’s Blog last night, despite being dead since 1930. As the fiery Mother Jones herself put it “If that pussy Joe Hill could posthumously talk to assholes like Joan Baez then I can talk to YOU, young man.”

Seeing no reason to provoke this heroine who fought against outrages like child labor I quickly moved on to ask the reason for her visit. As expected, Jones was blunt:

“I, Mother Jones, whole-heartedly CONDEMN the criminal Hillary Clinton! She and the rest of the Democrats sold out the working class long ago once the rich pigs who owned the Republican candidates started pouring more money into the Democrats’ coffers than to the Republicans’ coffers.

“The richest districts in the United States have been voting for the Democrats in recent elections PLUS Hillary herself is a blatant puppet of Wall Street, which is just as much a pack of thieves as it was in my day. Hillary will continue Barack Obama’s policies toward workers: cozying up to bloated rich pig labor leaders who endorse the Democrats while making life more and more desperate for ACTUAL laborers.

“The scum Obama has treated the working class like a hostile occupying force and that greedy, sickly, amoral pig Hillary Clinton will continue that policy. She’s even more firmly in the pocket of billionaire filth like George Soros and the Koch Brothers, ALL of whom have made clear their hostility toward Hillary’s opponent.”

I thanked Mother Jones for her candor and asked if I could interview her. She declined, saying she was too busy combating unfairness and outrages in the Afterlife. Her last words before she left were “Listen, young man, there’s nothing wrong with you pretending to speak for me. The sell-outs at that magazine they named after me have been doing it since 1970.”  

It’s no secret that Hillary stole the nomination from Bernie Sanders (“She wasn’t elected, she was SELECTED” … like George W Bush in the year 2000, maybe?)

Now come revelations that – in addition to all the other bribe money she’s taken and all of the money she stole from Haitian aid – FBI Director Comey, who declined to prosecute Hillary recently, HAS A BROTHER INVOLVED WITH THE CLINTONS AND THERE’S AT LEAST A MILLION DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT WAS TRACED TO … THE CLINTON FOUNDATION. 

As always, call me an anarchist if you want to, or a socialist or a discordianist or even a Satanist but do NOT call me a liberal. American liberals have made that word synonymous with cowardly hypocrisy, pompous snobbery and laughable pretentiousness. 

If Hillary Clinton’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump had failed the Washington, D.C. bar exam Hillary’s supporters in the media would be reminding us of that fact every day. 

Since this criminal (who stole money meant for aid to Haiti while grabbing every other bit of cash she could) wants that piece of information chucked down the Memory Hole it’s important to remind people about it.

And remember, the book Clinton Cash is still selling like mad, its Graphic Novel version is also a huge hit and the documentary based on the book is available for free streaming online.

Hillary Clinton is a bought and paid for crook who took millions of dollars from corporate rich pigs in exchange for future favors as president.  

As always these days many people are so paranoid about information that does not come from a site of their own choosing I’m not bothering with links. Just search online for this info and read for yourself from whatever site you prefer.

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