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GEORGE W BUSH: HILLARY WILL BE MY THIRD TERM

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HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!

The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history. 

 

And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading

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IS REPUBLICAN KARL ROVE SECRETLY MISS PIGGY?

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*** *** *** *** *** *** Karl Rove, secret Furry.

Balladeer’s Blog has learned that the thoroughly detestable Karl Rove, a man synonymous with the disastrous presidency of George W Bush, has been maintaining a dual identity for decades.

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Karl in his better known identity of Miss Piggy.

In addition to being the living embodiment of the Bloated Rich Pigs that the world justifiably despises, Karl has been living out his secret Furry Fetish lifestyle as the popular Muppet called Miss Piggy. Continue reading

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INDEPENDENCE DAY: TO THE FOURTH POWER

To the 4th PowerTO THE FOURTH POWER (2013) – This film was one of the sleeper hits of last year. You’d think it would be impossible to do something creative with the mock documentary format at this point but To The Fourth Power proves to be a thought-provoking and inventive piece set “just a few years from now”.

The movie depicts a near future in which the Continue reading

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FILM REVIEW: TO THE FOURTH POWER (2013)

To the 4th PowerTO THE FOURTH POWER (2013) – This film was one of the sleeper hits of last year. You’d think it would be impossible to do something creative with the mock documentary format at this point but To The Fourth Power proves to be a thought-provoking and inventive piece set “just a few years from now”.

The movie depicts a near future in which the Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S QUICK LOOK AT PRESIDENTIAL PROS AND CONS: EISENHOWER TO OBAMA

Eisenhower34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!) *** Nickname: Uncle Milty *** Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime.  Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!” *** Nickname: FDR *** Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally.  Con: Continue reading

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MOVIE REVIEW: TO THE FOURTH POWER (2013)

To the 4th PowerTO THE FOURTH POWER (2013) – This film may be the sleeper hit of the year. You’d think it would be impossible to do something creative with the mock documentary format at this point but To The Fourth Power proves to be a thought-provoking and inventive piece set “just a few years from now”.

The movie depicts a near future in which the Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND HYSTERIA

Two presidents who exploited national tragedies to justify eroding fundamental freedoms.

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that genuinely criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. As always I’m coming to you from an America whose government was hijacked long ago by those rival gangs of white collar criminals called the Democratic and Republican Parties. Neither of those organizations are mentioned in the Constitution but you can’t realistically run for dogcatcher in this country without having to deal with the party apparatus of one of those groups because of the stranglehold they have on our electoral system. 

Both Liberals and Conservatives love to exploit public hysteria to enact policies that are grotesque violations of our constitutional rights and that they could never get away with without the panic that results in people embracing the loss of liberty. 

The Conservatives did this after Muslim terrorists committed the 9-11 attacks. In the hysteria that followed those flukish events the public practically DEMANDED that the Bush administration strip away some of our fundamental freedoms and usher in many policies of a police state. Conspiracy kooks drastically overstated the harm done which unfortunately helped make all legitimate dissent seem lacking in credibility.

Similar hysteria has Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND OVERREACTING TO ELECTION RESULTS

Two fools who prove that ANYBODY can get reelected and it doesn’t prove they are competent.

Welcome back to the favorite site of Independent Voters, Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics equally. The 2012 election is finally over and the Democratic candidate who belongs to billionaires defeated the Republican candidate who belongs to billionaires.

Part of the fun involved in the week following any election is laughing at the ENORMOUS overreaction of Liberals and Conservatives to the outcome. The winning side will claim a “mandate”, no matter how slender their lead in the popular vote, and this year it was only a few million votes. Not the least bit impressive in a country this size, is it? Especially not for a president who LOST millions of votes from 2008. The losing side will wail and gnash their teeth and pretend the outcome proves that the voters are “stupid” (pretentious Liberal asses) or “Communist” (nationalist Conservative asses).

As an Independent Voter here in the United States you get to see this all the time. In 2004 when the detestable George W Bush was reelected American Conservatives were pretending it meant he “was a great president” and that he’d been “vindicated by history.” It meant no such thing of course and the fact that little Barry “The Destroyer of The Economy” Obama got reelected also does not mean he’s been Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND WHY WE DESPISE THEM BOTH

Two terrible presidents who destroyed the American economy

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only Independent Voter site on the web that is truly nonpartisan in its criticism of the walking caricatures called Liberals and Conservatives.

Let me treat you to a breakdown of some of the reasons why American Liberals and Conservatives are equally despised.

In these posts I generally start with what’s wrong with American Liberals first and examine what’s wrong with American Conservatives second. That’s because, let’s face it, Conservatives are slapped in the face plenty of times a day with the fact that the rest of us don’t agree with most of their ridiculous positions. Fox News Channel and talk radio are really the only major outlets they can turn to without seeing their views and values viciously trashed.

American Liberals on the other hand seem oblivious to the fact that the rest of us disagree with most of their positions, too, not just Conservative positions. American Liberals are so pompously complacent that they actually think their opinions aren’t JUST opinions. They’ve Continue reading

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CONSPIRACY MYTHOLOGY: BUSH MADNESS

 It’s no secret that American Liberals and Conservatives are all equally fanatical. That fanaticism has helped fuel conspiracy kooks from both sides. Just as there are Conservative nuts who think Obama is a Muslim sleeper agent there are Liberal nuts who spout equally insane conspiracy theories about George W Bush. And, in fact, about his whole family. Since I’ll be examining conspiracy theory as mythology in the near future the hilariously paranoid myths about the Bush family seemed a good place to start! But first some context for the title of this piece. 

There’s an entire sub-genre of cheap exploitation films that use the word “madness” in their title. Reefer Madness and Sex Madness are two of the most famous and dealt with alleged hysteria over marijuana and promiscuity, respectively. These films are watched today mostly for their camp value as the audience chuckles at what they view as the paranoia of the filmmakers. So I figured Bush Madness was the perfect title to Continue reading

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