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IS REPUBLICAN KARL ROVE SECRETLY MISS PIGGY?

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*** *** *** *** *** *** Karl Rove, secret Furry.

Balladeer’s Blog has learned that the thoroughly detestable Karl Rove, a man synonymous with the disastrous presidency of George W Bush, has been maintaining a dual identity for decades.

Miss Piggy

Karl in his better known identity of Miss Piggy.

In addition to being the living embodiment of the Bloated Rich Pigs that the world justifiably despises, Karl has been living out his secret Furry Fetish lifestyle as the popular Muppet called Miss Piggy. Continue reading

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RELIGIOUS FANATICS AND POLITICAL FANATICS

gimp maskPolitical fanatics are every bit as repulsive as religious fanatics and they’re all determined to force the rest of us to live the way THEY think we should live. The major distinction is that religious fanatics like Muslims and Christians feel empowered to do so by their non-existent deities. On the political side American Liberal fanatics feel empowered to do so by their very real egos. Anybody who values their individuality and Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JERKS

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that truly criticizes all of those shrill fanatics called Liberals and Conservatives.

American Liberals and Conservatives are like Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE NEWS

Welcome once again to Balladeer’s Blog, the “Open City” in an America that is becoming increasingly disgusted with the fanatical left-wing zealots and right-wing zealots who are tearing the country to pieces. Liberals, Conservatives and Adults are all welcome here, which is the only place on the web that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of the shrill lunatics from both ends of the political spectrum. Time for another examination of the hypocrisy, immaturity and general self-centeredness common to Liberals and Conservatives alike.

Liberals and Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE THE EXACT SAME KIND OF PEOPLE

The ruling class enjoying a moment together far from the chaos they've mired the rest of us in.

The ruling class enjoying a moment together far from the chaos they’ve mired the rest of us in.

This week we got another reminder that the Democratic and Republican party office-holders consider themselves “the ruling class” and the rest of us mere peasants. In Congress there was at last some bi-partisan cooperation – BOTH parties now admit what a disaster Obamacare is and introduced legislation TO EXEMPT THEMSELVES AND THEIR STAFF MEMBERS FROM IT!

If Obamacare is so wonderful why do they want exempted from it themselves and why do they feel it will attract quality employees to their staffs to have the PERK of being exempt from it? Sounds like those demagogues hate Obamacare as much as the rest of us do and as much as EVERY doctor that I and everyone I know has spoken to hate it.     

Let’s look at other reasons why Liberals and Conservatives are the same kind of people:

Liberals think they are the country’s official “intellectuals” and that they possess “the one true world view”. They feel that this qualifies them to use the apparatus of government to rule every aspect of our lives. Dissenters from this view are so routinely labeled “racists” and/or “uneducated” that such labels have become virtually meaningless.

Conservatives think they are the Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE 9-11 ATTACKS

 Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, the Open City in an America being torn apart by liberal zombies and conservative zombies, takes a look at a parallel Earth today. As usual this is the only site on the ‘net that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of left-wing and right-wing zealots.

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commission and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND CLICHES

The sexual tension is palpable!

 Welcome back to the Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, the Open City in an America being torn to pieces by uncompromising liberal and conservative fanatics. As the only site on the ‘net that is truly non- partisan in its criticism of liberal zombies and conservative zombies Balladeer’s Blog now takes a look at the many, many, MANY mindless cliches that mean so much to left-wing and right-wing zealots but that make the rest of us (AKA “adults”) laugh and roll our eyes.

If you can actually use the following expressions without chuckling with contempt you’re a liberal zombie: Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE NEWS

Welcome once again to the Independent Voter site, Balladeer’s Blog, the “Open City” in an America that is becoming increasingly disgusted with the fanatical left-wing zealots and right-wing zealots who are tearing the country to pieces. Liberals, Conservatives and Adults are all welcome here, which is the only place on the web that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of the shrill lunatics from both ends of the political spectrum. Time for another examination of the hypocrisy, immaturity and general self-centeredness common to Liberals and Conservatives alike.

Liberals and Conservatives ONLY want to believe news sources that pander to their pre-conceived notions. (Fox News Channel and talk radio for Conservatives – NPR, CNN, Huffington Post and network news for Liberals) Both Liberals and Conservatives sneer at any unpleasant information they don’t want to believe and smugly dismiss it as propoganda spread by the opposition’s news outlets.

Those of us who Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE THE SAME KIND OF PEOPLE

Political zealots are going out of their way to prove that they are every bit as destructive and, ultimately, as self-serving as religious zealots. Here in the United States the lunatic fringe of each party has become the mainstream of those parties. No matter how much gibberish gets spouted about how candidates want to try to appear “centrist” the reality is that every election cycle since at least the late 1960’s American voters have been getting subjected to the same tiresome dance. Democrats accuse Republicans of being wealth- hording racists and Republicans accuse Democrats of being unpatriotic pagans. I’m an Independent Voter and I’ll periodically post about the similarities between the slimy demagogues of the political left and the political right in the months to come.   

To start us off let’s look at Reason Number 1 Why Liberals and Conservatives are the same kind of people:

Liberals think they are Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JUDGEMENTAL FOOLS

"Under Obamacare I want YOUR take-home pay to be reduced to the point where you have trouble making ends meet!"

“Under Obamacare I want YOUR take-home pay to be reduced to the point where you have trouble making ends meet!”

One thing that is incredibly hilarious about Liberals and Conservatives is the way in which they are all THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF JACKASSES!

Liberals like to pretend they are “non-judgemental people” but anyone who has ever spent 15 minutes or more around Liberals knows they are AT LEAST as judgemental as the worst Conservative religious fanatics. American Liberals are pretentious asses who think they are Continue reading

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