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SWASHBUCKLER MOVIES OF STERLING HAYDEN

Best known for The Godfather, Dr. Strangelove and other classics, Sterling Hayden also starred in a few swashbuckler films. 

THE GOLDEN HAWK (1952)

In the 1600s, French Privateer Captain Kit Gerardo – played by Sterling Hayden – sets out with his crew from Basse-Terre Island, Guadaloupe in a new ship he won in a duel with a pirate captain. He thus resumes his pursuit of plunder, and revenge on the Spanish pirate who killed his mother – Captain Luis del Toro (John Sutton).

His adventures lead to him meeting the beautiful female pirate Captain Rouge (Rhonda Fleming), who was staking out a ship he has just taken. He gives her a pistol to protect herself from his men while they loot the vessel, but when he gets too fresh with her, she shoots him and swims to safety.

Next, Captain Gerardo preys on several more Spanish ships, ultimately seizing one carrying Blanca (Helena Carter), the intended bride of his archnemesis Captain del Toro. He demands ten thousand gold doubloons from del Toro as ransom for Blanca, who faithlessly romances Gerardo while they wait to hear back from del Toro.

The day of the ransom exchange arrives. Kit and his crew plan to double-cross Luis del Toro, killing him and taking the ransom while keeping Blanca. Del Toro outmaneuvers Gerardo, however, surrounding him with three pirate ships loyal to him. Continue reading →

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2026: THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE (2016)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ONE AND ALL! Here is my final seasonal post for this year’s festivities. 

THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE (2016) – This horror film was the 1st English-language movie directed by André Øvredal, who had previously done Future Murder, Troll Hunter and Tunnelen. Brian Cox, Emile Hirsch, Ophelia Lovibond and Olwen Catherine Kelly starred. The writers were Ian Goldberg and Richard Naing.

The storyline involves witchcraft, reanimation of the dead and graphic autopsy footage. Here’s my courtesy WARNING not to click on Continue Reading if you don’t like heavy blood and gore.

This movie opens at the horrific scene of multiple murders in a Virginia home. One of the corpses is found partially buried in the basement, and though the other victims are identified the naked, partially buried woman is an unidentified Jane Doe (Olwen Catherine Kelly). Continue reading →

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THE BLACK PIRATE (1926) SILENT DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS CLASSIC

THE BLACK PIRATE (1926) – Fairbanks starred as the Duke of Arnoldo aka the Black Pirate in this high seas adventure that captured the feel of Rafael Sabatini’s novels and the look of Howard Pyle’s artwork of the Golden Age of Piracy. The seizing, plundering and destruction of treasure-laden ships has rarely looked so stunning.

While pursuing his career of piracy, our hero is simultaneously looking for revenge on the pirate captain who killed his father. The Black Pirate features some of Doug’s best action set pieces since his 1920 classic The Mark of Zorro – all manner of sword fights, including with two swords at once, swinging from the ship’s ropes, seizing a prize ship literally single handed and more. Continue reading →

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THE VIDEO DEAD (1987) HALLOWEEN MOVIE REVIEW

THE VIDEO DEAD (1987) – This gory low-budget zombie movie plays like an unused segment of Creepshow expanded to feature length. Long before The Ring, this production presented creepy zombies from an old black & white horror flick climbing out of a tv set and slaughtering anyone and everyone.

The Video Dead was made by a circle of friends and acquaintances on weekends over the course of a year. Monday through Friday were spent at their “real” jobs. The makeup effects for the zombies defy the movie’s low budget nature.

The cast are mostly unknowns with a couple of actors who worked in other films before and after this one. Among the latter were Michael St. Michaels, and Jennifer Mirro from the punk band called the Nuns.

As a courtesy to readers who don’t like gory and ultra-violent movies here is a WARNING to not click “Continue reading.” Continue reading →

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THE WEREWOLF OF WOODSTOCK (1972) MY REVIEW FROM 2011

No, not The Werewolf of Washington, which is a whole other movie, but The Werewolf of Woodstock, site of the famous multi-day music festival in 1969 New York. Enjoy this 15-year anniversary review of an atrocious attempt at a rock’n’roll horror film.     

THE WEREWOLF OF WOODSTOCK (1972) – Category: Bad enough and with a classically weird premise but not fun-bad enough for my highest rating     

This made for tv movie presents the weirdest variation on the werewolf legend this side of Curse of the Queerwolf. The story begins the night after the conclusion of 1969′s Woodstock music festival when a Continue reading →

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STRANGE HARVEST (2025) HORROR MOVIE REVIEW

STRANGE HARVEST (2025) – Halloween Month continues with this review of a movie which got previewed in 2024 before its official release in August 2025. Because Balladeer’s Blog covers everything from mild Silent-Era horror films to extreme horror from recent decades I will post my courtesy warning for Strange Harvest:

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE EXTREME CONCEPTS AND VIOLENCE, PLEASE DON’T CLICK ON “CONTINUE READING” BELOW. Thanks.

Strange Harvest nicely reproduces the vibes of the countless True Crime channels and combines it with the feel of more horror-oriented channels like Scary Interesting. The film is presented as a True Crime episode about a viciously violent serial killer who has been at large for over twenty years.

However, his murders seemed unrelated until detective work recently found the obscure link connecting them. I will go into details about the grotesque murders below. Oddly, despite the grisly nature of the slayings, Strange Harvest otherwise starts out with a slow burn approach reminiscent of Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist and other films.   

The movie patiently adds the supernatural aspects slowly, and even then indicates the paranormal trappings may just reflect the killer’s insane beliefs until the obvious can no longer be ignored. Continue reading →

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A LOOK AT TWENTY JAMES GARNER MOVIES

James Garner 2Balladeer’s Blog is here with a look at a score of James Garner films. NOTE: The Great Escape is not included, only because Garner was part of an ensemble cast in that movie. 

Best remembered for his portrayal of slick-talking gambler/ gunslinger Bret Maverick and Westlake-esque private detective Jim Rockford, Garner inspired the term “marshmallow macho”. That description perfectly captured Garner’s special appeal.

James GarnerFor many American males James Garner and the characters he brought to life represented a happy medium between psychotically macho men and unbearably femmey men. I hate the term “role model” but for lack of a better choice that’s what we’ll go with.

In addition, Garner served in the Korean War and was a Purple Heart earner.

MaverickMAVERICK (1994) – Though James Garner was technically playing a supporting role to Mel Gibson in this film, Gibson was portraying Bret Maverick, the character Garner had turned into a sensation in the 1950s. Since this movie would not exist without the cultural cache built up by James’ portrayal of both Bret AND “Pappy” Beauregard Maverick (in old age makeup) this definitely counts as a Garner film. Bret, Pappy and Jody Foster as Annabelle Bransford are among the gambler-gunslingers headed east for St. Louis and a Poker Tournament on a riverboat.

James Coburn plays the Commodore, the host of the tournament. 

NECESSARY SPOILER: The lawman character that Garner portrays in the film turns out to really be Pappy Maverick, with Mel Gibson’s Bret simply playing along with his father’s impersonation. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW OF THIS FILM CLICK HERE   

Barbarians at the GateBARBARIANS AT THE GATE (1993) – In this telefilm based on the best-selling non-fiction book, Jim plays F. Ross Johnson, the real-life president of RJR-Nabisco who unleashed one of the most chaotic and frenzied leveraged buyouts in Wall Street history during the “greed is good” 1980s.

The real Ross Johnson was close with Warren Beatty and other major players in the entertainment industry, which may be why he gets painted in a less villainous light in the movie. (Being played by the ever-charming Garner certainly helps.) In reality FEWER jobs were lost by the ultimately triumphant Henry Kravis’ LBO plan than would have been lost if Johnson came out on top.

Teddy Forstmann, the lone Wall Street figure of the 80s who was a voice in the wilderness condemning LBOs and the damage they did to the economy, gets depicted as a virtual loon. Very odd, since Forstmann’s real-life views on LBOs were closer to the sentiments of Larry Gelbart and the others behind this flick than Johnson’s or Kravis’ were.

Ultimately Barbarians at the Gate is a dark comedy classic, it’s true, but read the book if you want the real low-down on the eventful RJR-Nabisco buyout. Continue reading →

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ANNE OF THE INDIES (1951) FEMALE PIRATE MOVIE

ANNE OF THE INDIES (1951) – Jean Peters stars as female pirate Captain Anne Providence, commander of the ship Sheba Queen. One day she and her crew seize a British ship in the West Indies.

French Captain Pierre LaRochelle (THE Louis Jourdan), himself a pirate, is imprisoned on the vessel. Anne takes a shine to Captain LaRochelle and gives him a choice – walk the plank like the other captives or join her crew and serve under her.

Pierre sensibly joins Captain Providence’s crew and takes part in the Sheba Queen‘s further plundering. The two buccaneers fall in love. Continue reading →

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FILM REVIEW: I WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY I DIED (1998)

i woke up earlyI WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY I DIED (1998) – Directed by Aris Iliopulos, this is the film that was made based on that notorious unproduced script written by THE Ed Wood, the master of badfilm behind Glen or Glenda, Plan 9 From Outer Space and more.

The identity of the screenwriter is the main draw for this cultiest of cult movies. A secondary draw is the way even the smallest roles are performed by famous, infamous or fashionably esoteric figures. Think of I Woke Up Early The Day I Died as an arthouse companion to 1994’s Ed Wood from Tim Burton.

i woke up early zaneThere’s no dialogue, Easter Eggs regarding Wood’s various Golden Turkeys abound and excerpts from the actual screenplay appear on screen at times in case viewers are skeptical that the weirdness they’re witnessing really was in the original script.   

Billy Zane is in the lead role as a violent mental patient who overpowers his nurse, dresses in her uniform and escapes from confinement. He pulls off an armed robbery but has the proceeds stolen from him in turn at a bizarre funeral held by a deranged cult. Zane then commits multiple murders as he works his way through the list of people who may have the money from his heist. Continue reading →

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STEWART GRANGER’S SWASHBUCKLER MOVIES

Stewart Granger was a major star for a time and led the cast of several swashbucklers.

SWORDSMAN OF SIENA (1962) – In the Spanish-controlled Italian states of the 1500s, English mercenary Thomas Stanswood (Stewart Granger) is currently employed by the Italian nobles of Siena. The resented Don Carlos (Riccardo Garrone), Imperial Governor of Siena, is forcing a political marriage between himself and the beautiful Orietta Arconti (Sylva Koscina).

The Imperial Governor hopes to quiet the local rebels by marrying into the revered Arconti family. Because rebels have tried assassinating Orietta to prevent the marriage from taking place, Thomas gets assigned to be Orietta’s bodyguard. She feels she does not need protection and constantly bickers with Stanswood.

Meanwhile, Orietta’s younger sister Serenella falls in love with the mercenary and can tell his sympathies really lean toward the rebels, like hers do. Amid action and intrigues in which Thomas saves Orietta from the rebels called the Ten, Serenella gets killed by Don Carlos’ men.

This pushes Stanswood firmly into the rebel camp, leading him to learn that Orietta also sides with them. The two fall in love. On the day of an exciting horserace between Thomas and one of Carlos’ men, our hero leads an uprising against the Spanish occupiers and Siena is free. 92 minutes. Continue reading →

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