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OBAMA’S PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT: THE ARGUING CONTINUES

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UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

Wow, weeks later and people are still arguing about the recently-unveiled presidential portrait of the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.

Personally, I think it looks GREAT! I mean look at it! (left) It perfectly captures Barry in every way, shape and form.

I know a lot of Obama devotees are angry about the way the little dolt is embarrassedly hiding his six fingered hand but that look on his face perfectly captures Barack.

I think the people who DO have a point are the ones who revealed that the hate-mongering hack who painted Obama’s portrait usually churns out paintings of people beheading other people. (I’m NOT kidding with that, by the way.)

Yes, Barack, lecture the world about hate while you have your portrait painted by a piece of garbage who often does Decapitation Porn.

Anyway, it’s no secret that Barack Obama was America’s worst president ever, narrowly beating out George W Bush, so here’s a look back at some of the things that Obama ridiculously tried to take credit for.

OBAMA: IT’S ALL PART OF HIS DEMAGOGUE FANTASY – Continue reading

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OBAMA REJECTS HIS ENTIRE CAREER BASED ON DIVISIVENESS

Obama DerpThe weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama stated publicly that he rejects “the politics of divisiveness.” Way to go, Barry! I never thought you’d be mature enough to repudiate your entire career which was based on hatred, “othering” and divisiveness.

Yes, I’m kidding. I know Barry was really just demonstrating the Democrat lack of self-awareness and was oblivious to how “divisiveness” applies to him so perfectly. As I’ve said in the past, if it was possible to immediately contact everyone in the country to see how they felt about a given issue, the result could be a perfect 50-50 split and pompous Democrat jackasses would STILL try to say that ONLY the people who disagree with them are being “divisive.” Not them.

Anyway, for fun let’s proceed as if Obama DID realize what a divisive demagogue he was and imagine his apology:

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Barack Obama feeling ashamed for encouraging violence against police and for setting back race relations

Barack Obama delivered this apology: 

“I apologize for ever having encouraged an environment of violence toward the police. In every case involving a shooting I have jumped to conclusions and made undiplomatic remarks that have made tense situations worse. Too late I came to realize that Black Lives Matter – a hate-group comparable to the Ku Klux Klan – was founded on the lies about what happened in Ferguson, MO.  

“In the most recent cases, too, we have all since learned that the African-Americans BOTH had guns and were NOT unarmed, as first rumored. Again I have fanned the flames of race hatred and I am so very ashamed and so very sorry. Even one of my own White House Staff left after shooting at a police officer. I know we all remember her name.

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Obama weeping over what a failure he has been

“I also apologize for hijacking the memorial service for the Texas law enforcement personnel who were gunned down during that Nuremberg Rally of Color that the Black Lives Matter bigots mounted. I apologize for pompously and patronizingly saying that ‘it hurts’ when hate groups like Black Lives Matter get criticized.

“I should have realized THAT IT MUST ALSO HURT TO BE WHITE AMERICANS WHO HAVE NEVER WRONGED ANY AFRICAN-AMERICANS YET STILL BE SUBJECTED TO NON-STOP HARANGUES ABOUT RACISM. I apologize. I humbly, deeply apologize. 

“I apologize on behalf of the entire Democratic Party for our endless racebaiting. The truth is, FIVE DECADES of condescending gibberish from the Democratic Party has done NOTHING to improve life for working class people – BOTH BLACK AND WHITE. Therefore, we felt we had no choice but to stoke up hatred among blacks and whites before the working class of both colors united against the Democratic Party.  

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** Barack Obama feeling sad about getting such horrible grades in college and for being the worst U.S. President in history.

“Please forgive me. I know I don’t deserve it,but I’m begging all of you. I apologize for spouting divisive nonsense at the memorial service and not taking into account the feelings of the loved ones of the slain officers. That memorial service was meant to honor the service and sacrifice of those brave officers, yet I fundamentally transformed it into another excuse to spread race-hatred. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: THE G20 LAUGHINGSTOCK

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At least Michelle and the kids think I’m a passable president.

Barack Obama is often called weak, inept and crooked. He’s proven that he is a horrible public speaker when he doesn’t have the crutch of a teleprompter. His actions have been struck down as unconstitutional by the Supreme Court MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT. His policies have caused widespread pain and suffering for the working class and the poor.

In other words this piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics deserved every bit of snubbing and insulting he got from the real world leaders at the G20 summit in China. The refusal to give Obama the dignified greeting that the real world leaders received, the unflattering descriptions of Obama that the real world leaders gave to the media, all of it. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: THE MOST CALLOUS MAN ALIVE!

obama callousBarack Obama truly is garbage. Not only did this squirrely, wormy little man wait until he was DONE with his golfing vacation before visiting flood-ravaged Louisiana but when the delicate-minded child was pressed a little about his callous attitude toward the human suffering he was ignoring all that time this alleged human being ACTUALLY, REALLY said “I’m out in five months.”

What a scumbag! I know he bubbled and gurgled up from the cesspool of Chicago politics but this is a new low even for him. I guess if there’s a crisis on the week before Little Barry leaves office he’ll just shrug and say “That’s the new crook’s worry.”

Hillary CLinton scrunched face

You’d think Hillary Clinton would have sent some of her bribe money to help out, especially after what she did to Haiti.

Yeah, we get it, Barack, you’re even slimier than George W Bush. You have secured the title Worst President In American History. You clinched it long ago. Talk about running up the score. (I figured maybe a sports metaphor might register in the sack of fluids that passes for Obama’s brain.)  

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OBAMA: THE MOST UNFIT PRESIDENT EVER

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The UNFIT Obama at his most presidential

Balladeer’s Blog has been one of the many sites around the world puncturing the silly myth that Barack Obama is competent. I’ll point out again that I’m sure future African-American presidents really WILL be capable people, but it’s ridiculous to pretend that Little Barry has been anything but a disaster. (Psst! I’m neither a Republican NOR a Democrat, so stop typing your accusation.)

To add some variety to my usual trashing of the weak, inept and crooked little man who thinks he can afford to call anyone ELSE “unfit” for the presidency, here’s a link to a terrific bit from the Boston Herald. Carr nicely lists some of the COUNTLESS incidents we’ve had where Obama was revealed as the idiot that he is. It just never got the apocalyptic coverage that other candidates get subjected to. First an excerpt: 

Unfit for office?

Let’s talk about that…

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The most UNFIT president in American history.

“Brave talk from a guy who thinks there are 57 states, that they speak Austrian in Austria, that they speak Arabic in Afghanistan, who pronounced the state he lived in for three years as “Mass-a-tu-setts,” who pronounced corpsman as “corpseman.” Who thinks the Transcontinental Railroad was “intercontinental.”

“He described Eric Holder’s wife, a physician, as a “nationally renowned ohbee-gynee.” He misspelled “Syracus” on his NCAA brackets sheet. He is utterly tongue-tied without a teleprompter. He makes “recess” appointments when the Senate is not in recess.”

Obama I dont always“If he had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. His grandmother was a typical white person. The Cambridge Police Department acted stupidly.”

“It never ends with this buffoon. Yesterday, in Singapore, he mangled the name of the country’s founding father. He can’t be bothered acting like an adult.”  

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SHOOTING DEATHS OF POLICE OFFICERS INCREASED BY 78% IN 2016: OBAMA’S LEGACY

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With that ugly statistic and the way his administration has egged on people who want to kill cops Barack Obama has maintained that ages-old tradition of the Democrats: promoting race-hatred for political gain. If you’ll recall, even A MEMBER OF OBAMA’S OWN WHITE HOUSE STAFF resigned after SHOOTING AT A COP! That is 100% true, not a joke. Search for it yourself if you like.

Does anybody still wonder why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have captured the attention of so many people here in the U.S? We kept getting told by the corporate media that Trump and Sanders were fringe weirdos. Unlike, y’know, a president who loves cop-killers and gives nukes to the Mad Mullahs of Iran or a secretary of state whose “Clinton Foundation” very conveniently got enormous amounts of money laundered through it JUST when bloated rich pigs and unfriendly governments around the world HAPPENED to have pending items before the State Department.  Continue reading

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OBAMA SUPPORTERS: SOME CHARACTERISTICS

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He’s not a president but he plays one on tv.

It’s a shame that Bernie Sanders got robbed of the Democrats’ nomination by Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama. Bernie committed the acts that Democrats will not stand for: he criticized Obama for the way his policies have irreparably harmed the working class and told the truth about Hillary being in the pocket of international banksters and Wall Street.  

Obama supporters have been pointlessly destructive, ruining everything they touch while being oblivious to the pain they have caused. Here are ways of identifying Obamatrons so you can keep an eye on them:

Most Obama supporters believe we never landed on the moon.

Most Obama supporters believe that Israel’s Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks.

Most Obama supporters believe that the dead victims of Muslim violence brought it on themselves.

Most Obama supporters believe that history only goes back a few decades. Continue reading

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