The wait is nearly over for the start of the debut intercollegiate football season for the UNIVERSITY OF WEST FLORIDA ARGONAUTS!
This Division Two team will play in the Gulf South Conference – often called the SEC of D2 football. The very first game for the Argonauts is scheduled for Noon on Saturday, September 3rd against the Ave Maria University Gyrenes. AT the Gyrenes. The rest of the schedule for UWF’s inaugural season goes like this: Continue reading
Filed under college football, Cool Helmets
Foolkiller with his Purification Gun
Superheroes are everywhere these days! My script doctoring of Marvel’s mishandling of Foolkiller continues with Part 21. Wonder what all this is about? FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE
Foolkiller (Greg Salinger) delivers some vigilante justice to a human trafficking ring and tangles with an obscure Marvel Comics superhero who foolishly tries to interfere with our antihero’s efforts.
The Foolkiller name is based on the figure from 19th Century American folklore.
The Maggia is the Marvel Comics Universe’s pastiche of the Mafia.
*** ADULT THEMES AND VIOLENCE ***
We’re up to issue number four of the Foolkiller solo series. Continue reading
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Nayanazgeni, the Navajo god of war.
Readers have been asking for a Chapter Guide to my exhaustive examination of God Slayer, my title for the Navajo myth about Nayanazgeni, their god of war, and his quest to destroy the Alien Gods called the Anaye. Here it is:
I. BIRTH OF THE ANAYE – This chapter deals with the Separation Myth and how Navajo women’s unnatural sex acts (or liasons with Coyote or possibly Begochidi) spawned the dark, alien gods called the Anaye – click HERE
II. WHEN A GOD DIES – Nayanazgeni (“Alien God Slayer”) notches his first kill as he takes down a gigantic, double-headed Anaye who rides upon a Kaiju-sized cougar – click HERE Continue reading
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HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!
The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history.
And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, opinion, Uncategorized
Yes, the most wonderful time of the year begins next Thursday, August 25th! The NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) kicks off the 2016 college football season with a slate of four Thursday night games.
The LYON COLLEGE SCOTS (helmet at left) start their second season of intercollegiate football by hosting the WAYLAND BAPTIST UNIVERSITY PIONEERS (should be the Flying W’s).
The other three games: Continue reading
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Hillary – who STILL refuses to give more money to charity – claims her health is just fine.
The funniest damn year in American presidential campaign history continues to roll along! ANYBODY who takes American “journalists” (LMAO) seriously after this year is hopeless.
Hillary Clinton, who repeatedly stumbles and falls, who barks like a dog and who keeps making bizarre remarks that she and various cooperative reporters (LMAO) dismiss as “short circuits,” yes that Hillary Clinton made a public statement recently that her health is just fine … but then announced that she won’t be making any more public appearances until Sunday.
Hillary promises the working class nothing but MORE condescending lectures from bloated rich pigs like her!
Why, I’m sure her health is just fine. And I’m sure if Hillary’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump behaved the same way that the media would treat THEM with kid gloves about it, too. (I’m being sarcastic.)
Similarly, Barack Obama’s coalition of the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring are giving him a free pass for refusing to leave his golf vacation to at least PRETEND to care about the flooding in Louisiana or the riots around the country. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Presidential Rap Sheets
Infinite Horizon, with their two newest members
The Israeli superhero team called Infinite Horizon (Adiri Atchelet) has been a sensation so far with readers of Balladeer’s Blog.
As promised, in the near future I will post an article examining the two newest members of the team – Young Lion and Mediator.
In the meantime, here they are on this cover alongside the team members we’ve already met, like Doctor Z’Roa, Splendor, Titan, Gazelle, Professor Fever and Monitor (seen here in his new all-purple costume).
FOR MY ARTICLE ON THE MEMBERS OF INFINITE HORIZON CLICK HERE
FOR THE AUSTRALIAN SUPERHERO PANTHEON Continue reading
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Here at Balladeer’s Blog I often get asked why I criticize both American Liberals AND American Conservatives. American Liberals are usually the ones who are stunned that other people don’t share their high opinion of themselves. That makes it as much fun to puncture the pomposity of American Liberals as it always was to lampoon holier-than-thou Christian Conservatives.
*** AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE BIGOTS WITH SELF-CONSTRUCTED HALOS: The hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism have AT LEAST as many prejudices and bigotries as anyone else ever has but they go around convinced that they are THE moral models for the rest of the world.
What’s even funnier is when the cowardly hypocrites who now call themselves Liberals try to take credit for the past accomplishments of courageous people. I mean the kind of courageous people who took stands when they faced genuine danger for doing so. American Liberals are gutless wonders who try to act like they would have had enough backbone to openly oppose the Nazis or 1950s blacklisting.
The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party
No, “Liberals,” it’s pretty clear that you would NOT have been brave enough to do so. Right now you have the opportunity to openly oppose the violence, homophobia and misogyny of Muslim fanatics but you’re too cowardly to do so. Instead of speaking out about those modern-day versions of Nazis you ally yourselves with them, especially the repulsive Liberals of the “academic” (LMFAO) world who seem willing to be Kapos for Islamofascism.
Even worse you ignore and even try to CENSOR Muslims who courageously speak out against the fanatics, even blocking them from speaking at universities. The preening jackasses of the American Left support ONLY Muslims who hate the west and who want to live in the past. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
The NFL has been attempting to make the game safer for players over the last few years, and one of the ways the league decided to do so was to try and eliminate the kickoff. While the league didn’t end the kickoff, they moved the spot closer to the opposing end zone to increase the chances of touchbacks, which eliminates a return by the receiving team. As expected, the changes weren’t appreciated by some players, one of whom is Chris Maragos of the Philadelphia Eagles. After the disappointing season the Eagles had last year, they won’t be favored in a lot of NFL spreads this season, so be careful when placing bets on the team. Continue reading
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Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.
Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!
HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES, Presidential Rap Sheets
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