MOCK HEADLINES: OCTOBER 8th

mascot new look donkey and elephant headsDEMOCRATS RENEW THEIR VOW TO “MAKE CALIGULA LOOK SANE!”

NANCY PELOSI DEMANDS THAT WOMEN “JUST SHUT UP AND VOTE FOR US DEMOCRATS!”

SENATE DEMOCRATS TELL DI-FI “THIS IS ANOTHER FEINSTEIN MESS YOU’VE GOTTEN US INTO!” 

PRIVILEGED WHITE WOMAN ALYSSA MILANO HATES IT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE DISOBEY HER WHEN SHE ORDERS THEM TO STOP SUPPORTING TRUMP

ocasio cortezALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SAYS HER SURNAME IS FROM THE SPANISH FOR “CRAZED CHIPMUNK”

DEMOCRATS INSIST THE U.S. CONSTITUTION IS MEANINGLESS BUT A FRAGMENT OF POETRY ON THE BASE OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS LEGALLY BINDING

MAXINE WATERS SAYS “LAWS SHOULD ONLY BE ENFORCED AGAINST POLITICAL ENEMIES OF US DEMOCRATS!”

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP STILL SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

DEMOCRATS PROVE TOO UNSTABLE AND TOO BIASED TO BE TRUSTED WITH HIRING DECISIONS

ASSOCIATE JUSTICE BRETT KAVANAUGH OVERTURNS THE LAW OF GRAVITY

DEMOCRATS BOAST “WE’LL NEVER LACK FOR BALLSEY FRAUDS TO SLITHER OUT FROM UNDER ROCKS AND LIE FOR US WHEN NEEDED!”

ASSOCIATE JUSTICE BRETT KAVANAUGH DECLARES CONSTITUTION NULL AND VOID; HAS HIS MINIONS BEGIN ROUNDING UP PREGNANT WOMEN

DEMOCRATS BELIEVE MOCK HEADLINE ABOUT KAVANAUGH ROUNDING UP PREGNANT WOMEN; BEGIN RIOTING IN THE STREETS

*** GAY TRUMP SUPPORTERS SPEAK OUT – CLICK HERE

By the way, I’m neither a liberal nor a conservative. Want proof? CLICK HERE 

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2 responses to “MOCK HEADLINES: OCTOBER 8th

  1. Luke

    These are so incredibly funny!

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