RED COUNTIES ON THE MAP WENT TO TRUMP – BLUE COUNTIES TO HILLARY
ISOLATED POCKETS OF POMPOUS SNOBS AND BLOATED HATEMONGERS WERE DEFEATED
Barack Obama was garbage. George W Bush was garbage. Donald Trump is NOT garbage, even if only because he is not a career politician. America’s career politicians called Democrats and Republicans are little more than white collar criminals.
President Donald Trump – the Richard Channing of Presidents – is America’s de facto Third Party President! His election kept career criminal Hillary Clinton out of the White House! Remember LBJ and “the Splendid Tease?” President Trump’s election kicked off the Splendid Snivel, which is STILL going on!
Given the loud howling from DemCorp and RepubCorp what better way to mark this glorious occasion than revisiting the mock headlines I ran after President Trump won.
HILLARY AND OBAMA ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY!
TRUMP SAVES NATION; POSSIBLY THE WORLD
CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE
DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism
WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY
ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN
BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM
VOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD
THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH
DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967
ORANGE LIVES MATTER!
DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY
DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!
MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY
NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!
One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)
MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!
DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME
TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)
FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED
LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION VOTERS ELECTS TRUMP
HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES
TRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?
GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH
PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED
MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD
DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM Continue reading
FORMER BLACK PANTHER Mason Weaver joined the countless African Americans speaking out on Trump’s behalf to counter the absurd and frantic screeching of DemoKKKrats and clueless, uninformed celebrities. 
MARCO RUBIO, ONE OF THE FAILED REPUBLICANS that Trump scraped off the bottom of his shoe during the primaries, displayed far less backbone than Mason Weaver, however. 
In keeping with the standards set by America’s corporate media here’s the latest word regarding their obsession with politicians who pay to be urinated upon by sex workers. Once again the hatred that bloated rich pigs feel toward President-Elect Donald Trump has backfired. 
Barack now calls himself “An out and proud urophiliac.” 
George King, a Bernie Sanders supporter, is yet another in the ever-growing list of people like me who are disgusted with the pathetic and irrational behavior of the Democrats following career criminal Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump. King wrote an op-ed piece titled Democrats Have Lost the War, the People and All Three Branches of Government. 
“The doubling down of the corporate and neocon wing of the democrat party after the complete destruction from voters’ rejection clearly paints the picture for those who question the truth in what has happened.”
“The Democrat Party has doubled down on all the things resulting in the loss of power in all three branches of government… “
Russian hacking truthers are as hilarious as people who claimed Obama was secretly “a Muslim sleeper agent.” 
ONLY the cesspool that IS the 2017 Democratic Party would try to create a scandal over WHO EXACTLY PROVIDED THE EVIDENCE OF ALL THEIR WRONGDOING TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT NO MATTER WHO LEAKED THE INFO THEY (THE DEMOCRATS) ARE STILL GUILTY OF WRONGDOING! 
WINNERS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – No matter who won the presidential election in 2016 they were guaranteed to do a better job than the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. To quote Democrat Al Franken “No English-speaking person could do a worse job than” Obama. 
Career criminal Hillary Clinton continues to blame everyone but herself for her humiliating loss to Donald Trump this year. One of the hot-selling items headed into the New Year is a calendar on which each day features one of the Hillarytron’s whiny, self-serving excuses. 
“Many predicted that Trump’s campaign was doomed because it could not attract enough women or minorities. But reports suggest Trump captured about 42 percent of women voters, including white, college-educated, middle-class and wealthy suburban women.” 
“By all rights, I should be a member in good standing of their tribe, ‘liking’ their Facebook posts and joining their candlelight vigils against the evil Trump Administration. But November 8 and its aftermath revealed to me that I am just so tired of these people. I can’t be like them, and I don’t want my kids turning into them.
HILARIOUS! An Elector from Hawaii changed his vote from Hillary, making a total of FIVE faithless Electors for that career criminal! Rubbing salt in the wound is the fact that this meant HILLARY LOST THE MOST ELECTORS IN ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR YEARS! And in 1912 it was a VICE PRESIDENTIAL candidate who lost them, not the Presidential candidate! 
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