THE SPECTRE LEAGUERS

gloucesterTHE SPECTRE LEAGUERS – In 1792 the Gloucester Leaguers returned from the dead to plague Massachusetts 100 years after their horrors had first been unleashed.

During King Philip’s War in 1692 a league of French and Native Americans who were fighting against the New Englanders were slain to the last man. Supernatural tales abounded about the appearance on the face of the moon of a Native American bow as well as a scalp dripping with blood. Superstitious souls said this strange phenomenon meant that the Gloucester Leaguers were not through with their depradations.

In 1792 the dead bodies of the Franco-Indian force raised themselves from the dead, fully armed and clothed in the tattered remains of their clothing. The next two weeks were witness to nocturnal horrors which most people would have believed to be impossible in any world ruled “by a just God or the laws of reason.”   Continue reading →

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DEMOCRATS EMBRACE THE BUSH-CLINTON AXIS OF PRIVILEGE

Hillary Clinton and Robert Byrd

*** *** *** *** *** *** Hillary Clinton with her buddy, Ku Klux Klansman Robert Byrd

As regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog may well imagine I have been laughing my ass off at the cosmic levels of hypocrisy on display in this presidential race.

I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican (and nobody else should be, either, at this point) and I went on the record last October with my speculation on how the 2016 presidential race might go. I was wrong on 2 items but dead on with the others. CLICK HERE 

Meanwhile here are some potential headlines inspired by this insane year.

HILLARY: ONCE SHE WAS FIRST LADY OF THE LAND, BUT NOW SHE CAN’T GET ARRESTED!

CLINTON SUPPORTERS OUTRAGED THAT TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CRIMINAL HISTORY AS SCUZZY AS HILLARY DOES!

GOP LEADERS FURIOUS WITH TRUMP FOR BRINGING IN MORE CHINESE, GAY AND AFRICAN-AMERICAN SUPPORTERS THAN THEIR BIGOTED PARTY HAS EVER ATTRACTED BEFORE!

Hillary Clinton supportersHILLARY TELLS THE WORKING CLASS THAT IF THEY’RE TOO LAZY TO RIOT SHE’LL NEVER TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!

MEDIA CITES TRUMP’S POPULARITY WITH BLACK, CHINESE AND GAY VOTERS AS PROOF OF HOW DIVISIVE HE IS!

REPUBLICAN PARTY TRASHES TRUMP TO PLEASE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ANY OF THEIR CANDIDATES ANYWAY!

GEORGE W BUSH SAYS HILLARY WILL BE HIS THIRD TERM!
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POLYNESIAN GODS: MAUTIKITIKI OF BELLONA AND RENNELL

bellona-and-rennell-2Balladeer’s Blog’s recent examination of the myths of Bellona Island and Rennell Island has been pretty popular. Here is an extended look at Mautikitiki, the Bel-Ren equivalent of Maui. FOR THE FULL LIST OF BEL-REN GODS CLICK HERE

MAUTIKITIKI – The most popular of the Bel-Ren divine entities classified as Kakai. Obviously this brother of Sina was the Bel-Ren counterpart to Maui (Hawaiian) and Ti’i Ti’i (Samoan). Like those figures Mautikitiki was famous for fishing up islands – in his case Rennell Island.

In Bel-Ren myths Bellona Island was the upper part of the shell of an enormous sea-snail, similar to Iroquois myths in which the world rests on the back of an enormous turtle. Bellona was considered the center of the entire world – an example of the type of ethnic chauvinism common to nearly ALL belief systems.

Rennell Island was beneath the waves and was the special hideaway of Mautikitiki’s father ‘Atanganga, from whose feces he was born. Resenting the way his father kept hiding from him, Mautikitiki created the first canoe, fished up the island and from then on Rennell has been on the surface of the ocean. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM OCTOBER 15th

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Presentation Saints helmetNAIA OVER NCAA – The lone NAIA vs NCAA battle this week saw the NAIA’s PRESENTATION COLLEGE SAINTS welcome the FINLANDIA UNIVERSITY LIONS out of the NCAA. The Saints showed the Lions how football is played, eviscerating them by a score of SEVENTY-FOUR to NOTHING! So far in 2016 the NAIA has won three weeks, the NCAA has won one week and two weeks have been a tie. 

Williamson Trade HelmetUSCAA GAME OF THE WEEK – Meanwhile in the USCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association) the WILLIAMSON COLLEGE OF THE TRADES MECHANICS took the field against the visiting GATTACA (NJ) COLLEGE STRAYERS. The Mechanics dominated in the game, doubling up on Gattaca College 28-14.  Continue reading →

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SAMURAI FILM: SWORD OF SEDUCTION (1964) – SON OF THE BLACK MASS CONTINUES

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Raizo Ichikawa, the definitive portrayer of Nemuri Kyoshiro

I figured Halloween Month was a good time to – at long last – resume my reviews of the Son of the Black Mass series of Samurai movies. This time around I will examine the fourth film with legendary Raizo Ichikawa. I will eventually cover the pre-Raizo and post-Raizo SOTBM flicks as well PLUS the original novels that the movies were based on. FOR MY BRIEF OVERVIEW CLICK HERE  

SWORD OF SEDUCTION (1964) – We revisit our protagonist Kyoshiro Nemuri – a red-haired Samurai, the offspring of a Japanese woman and the insane Portugese Christian Missionary who raped her. That madman was dabbling in Satanism and Nemuri was conceived during a Black Mass, hence the title of the novels and the subsequent film series.

sword-of-seductionOnce again the story is set in Japan in the 1780s. The persecution of Japanese Christians continues, with the religion officially outlawed and with practitioners being imprisoned and – if they refuse to renounce their belief system – executed by crucifixion. 

I always jokingly refer to the opening of Sword of Seduction as “the Casablanca opening.” A fugitive Christian approached a boozing Nemuri Kyoshiro at a tavern and showed him a logo of a cross inside a secret compartment of a piece of jewelry like the Free French ring used in Casablanca. To further the similarities to the Bogart film this Christian soon gets dragged off Ugarte-style for his Christian beliefs and he flees back to Nemuri Kyoshiro in a vain plea for help from our melancholy antihero.  Continue reading →

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INFOGALACTIC: THE FREE SPEECH ALTERNATIVE TO WIKIPEDIA

sjws-always-lieInteresting news!

Earlier this year Gab.ai launched as a Free Speech alternative to Twitter and Facebook.

Now a site called Infogalactic has launched as a Free Speech alternative to Wikipedia.  Continue reading →

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THE OCTAVE OF CLAUDIUS (1897): HALLOWEEN READING

Balladeer’s Blog’s month-long celebration of Halloween continues. 

Octave of claudiusTHE OCTAVE OF CLAUDIUS (1897) – By Barry Pain. This obscure little Gothic honey is just good enough that you wish it had been better. There are so many elements that make it appealing but it falls just short of being a worthwhile read for anybody except obsessive fools like me.  

Claudius Sandell, a once-promising young man who has wound up disinherited and poverty-stricken is broken and suicidal but is saved by mad scientist Dr Gabriel Lamb. Lamb is a wealthy sadist whose macabre experiments on human beings have already cost his wife her sanity and their infant child its life.

Since Claudius feels he has nothing to lose he accepts Dr Lamb’s proposition to become his most recent human guineau pig in exchange for eight days (the “octave” of the title) with enough money to indulge himself in ways Oscar Wilde would have found gaudy and excessive. He can also pretend to be wealthy and successful to impress all the people in his life who had written him off as a failure. Continue reading →

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JILL STEIN: HILLARY CLINTON WITH NUKES IS MUCH SCARIER THAN TRUMP

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Hillary doesn’t care about the over 70,000 women raped by her beloved illegal immigrants. She doesn’t care about you, either.

If there are any people in the world who STILL don’t understand why America needs viable alternatives to DemCorp and RepubCorp then those people are beyond help. And if there are any people in the world who STILL don’t understand why people who work in the American media are so thoroughly despised then they, too are beyond help.

Jill Stein, the third party candidate who is being studiously ignored by Hillary’s media because they don’t want voters to know there’s an HONEST woman running this year, laid down a great deal of truth this week. She pointed out that the bought and paid-for criminal Hillary Clinton is MUCH scarier with nukes than Donald Trump.

In addition, Jill addressed the hypocrisy of the Democrats’ media obsessing over the latest witchcraft accusations against Trump (many of which have already been disproven). Stein, who often denounces Hillary Clinton as a corporatist and the face of The New Republican Party (the Democrats, in other words) said ““Both Democrats and Republicans are funded by big corporate interests,” Stein wrote, noting that these members of Washington’s ‘uniparty’ are united in their shared desire to advance the goals of their wealthy donors rather than the desires of the people.”  

But, hey, Trump said “pussy” ELEVEN YEARS AGO. Even if that makes you not want to vote for him you COULD do what I do and vote Third Party or write-in someone. Vote for Jill Stein. Write in Bernie Sanders, the candidate Hillary stole the nomination from. Or simply skip the presidential candidates and move on to the rest of the ballot. Trust me: Continue reading →

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FOUR NEGLECTED HORROR FILMS

Night of the Scarecrow

Night of the Scarecrow

With Halloween almost here the seasonal posts here at Balladeer’s Blog are increasing in frequency. This time around I’ll examine four neglected horror films that are thoroughly macabre and are certainly graphically gruesome enough for today’s audiences but for some reason don’t have the followings they deserve. 

4. NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1995) – A big reason for this film getting lost in the shuffle is no doubt the fact that it is frequently confused with Dark Night of the Scarecrow, a telefilm with Charles Durning. This flick is in a whole different category. A warlock in 1600s America is killed by the holy roller townspeople, with his soul being trapped in a scarecrow and his bones buried in a coffin beneath that scarecrow.

In the 1990s an accident revives the warlock’s soul and unbinds the scarecrow, which sets out for revenge on the descendants of his killers. The scarecrow spent Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: CCCAA

Los angeles valley monarchsMONARCHS ARE SIX AND OH – The 17th ranked LOS ANGELES VALLEY COLLEGE MONARCHS remained unbeaten following their defeat of the homestanding MOUNT SAN JACINTO COLLEGE EAGLES. The Monarchs seized a 20-0 lead in the 1st Quarter and didn’t let up from there, ultimately clobbering the Eagles by a final score of FIFTY-FIVE to FOURTEEN!

Santa ana donsDAWN FOR THE DONS – At the other extreme the SANTA ANA COLLEGE DONS finally got off the schneid for 2016. The Dons were on the road against the LOS ANGELES SOUTHWEST COLLEGE COUGARS and parlayed a 14-7 1st Quarter edge into a 38-14 Halftime advantage. Santa Ana College coasted from there for a 52-22 blowout win.  Continue reading →

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