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OBAMA IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN; BECOMES FIRST FEMALE U.S. PRESIDENT

Obama as a woman

BARACK OBAMA: AMERICA’S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

When American Liberalism became a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion many atheists like me started leaving it behind. The most recent Papal Bull from the Democratic Party pretended that a person can simply “identify” as a member of the opposite sex and ALAKAZAM – it is to be considered true by their co-religionists.  

In that spirit Pope Barack “identified”as a woman today, becoming our first female president and thus letting him get in yet another laugh at Hillary Clinton’s expense. Well, she can at least try to become the first elected female president, like the distinction between Theodore Roosevelt (the youngest man to become president – when McKinley was assassinated) and John F Kennedy (the youngest man to be elected president).  

Hillary tired BIG

“Why me? … Why me alla time?”

Now I don’t want ANY of you haters trying to say that this does NOT make Little Barry the first female president. After all, Pope Barack has threatened to use all the power of the federal government to force rational people to pretend that simply calling yourself a woman means that you magically become one. Even if you go back to “identifying” as a man on a whim.

I will not be forced to pretend that people can get crucified and then rise from the dead, I will not be forced to pretend that the Muslim child rapist Muhammad rose into the heavens and I will not be forced to pretend that a man with a beard is a woman just because he says so. As Voltaire aptly observed “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

And no, mindless Obama supporters, I’m not a conservative. I support legalizing marijuana, I support free speech, I’m pro-choice on abortion, I support social programs AND I’ve been a supporter of Gay Marriage since YEARS before Little Barry felt it was politically safe enough to have his own opinion “evolve” from opposing it (the gutless punk even voted for DOMA as a Senator) to supporting it. Continue reading

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OBAMA ADMITS HE’S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THE PRESIDENCY

Obama at wheel

Proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and of Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program.

In his recent commencement speech at Howard University Little Barry Obama told the graduates that people who do well in life are just lucky and it “wasn’t nothin’ they did.”

This means Obama has finally gained enough self-awareness to realize how LUCKY he was to go to all those private schools, get entry to educational institutions and stay there despite his low grades just because he was LUCKY enough to be in a country with Affirmative Action. (He could have mentioned the fact that that’s how Michelle got into her college, too, since her grades weren’t good enough, either.)

It also means Barack acknowledges how LUCKY he was to be in the right place at the right time to pointlessly race-bait his way to prominence in the cesspool of the Chicago political system. Then he was LUCKY enough to be the man selected to speak at the Democratic Convention and gain his first national attention.

Prancing Buffoon

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** He’s such a bitch!

From there he was LUCKY enough to go up against Hillary Clinton in 2008 for the Democratic Party nomination. He was also LUCKY enough to follow George W Bush, a repulsive bloated rich pig. And he was LUCKY enough to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize his first year in office, based on ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Most of all he was LUCKY enough to be up against a Republican Party being run by the most clueless, gutless and insipid fools to ever walk the planet. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: MORON OR IMBECILE?

Obama DerpBalladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Since I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the worst president the U.S. has ever had. Weak, inept, crooked, shallow and uninformed, Obama is an embarrassment. No doubt future African-American presidents will be much more capable and less of a hatemonger.

It’s been said that Barack Obama is like a little retarded child who mistakenly thinks they’re a genius. I disagree because the learning disabled have never struck me as being shallow and egotistical like Little Barry. I’d say he’s more like an only child whose parents overpraise him to the point where he pouts and withdraws into a fantasy world whenever the rest of the world sees him for the buffoon and the failure that he is.

The U.K.’s Armed Forces Minister Penny Mordaunt recently remarked on how “woefully ignorant” Obama is, yet he still pretends he knows more than people who actually know what they’re doing. Ms Mordaunt’s polite but contempt-filled dismissal of Little Barry’s ramblings makes for an epic read, by the way. Continue reading

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OTHERS REFLECT ON THE MUSLIM WORLD’S WAR ON THE CIVILIZED WORLD

liberal cowardice

*** *** *** *** ** *** *** *** LIBERAL COWARDICE IN ONE LITTLE POSTER.

For a nice change of pace here are some quotes from other people regarding the centuries-old conflict between the Muslim World and the Western World. These people recognize – like I do – that the Western World’s biggest liability has turned out to be the preening jackasses of the political left who pretend they’re being “understanding” to try to hide their cowardice.  

Mark Steyn on Belgium’s decision to move airport security perimeters back and pretend that accomplishes something:  “If we’re going to move the security perimeter back, why don’t sovereign nations move it back to their own national borders by not importing and expanding the high-risk population in which terrorism incubates?

“But no, that’s apparently too obvious. Europe would rather destroy itself than retreat from the delusions of multiculturalism. And so once free peoples must get used to ever more indignities and inconveniences, and ultimately a lot less of core liberties like freedom of expression and freedom of movement. The geniuses of the EU political class have decided not to solve the problem but to manage it, via ever more constraints on you.”

From Judith Bergman: “The Western narrative represents a complete refusal to examine the doctrines of Islam, out of fear of offending Muslims. This is not a purely European phenomenon. The Obama Administration ordered a cleansing of (homeland security) training materials that Islamic groups deemed offensive.”

Teun Voten on Belgium as a microcosm for the way Political Correctness does nothing but cripple serious attempts to deal with Muslim fascism: “The most important factor is Belgium’s culture of denial… Observers who point to unpleasant truths such as the high incidence of crime among Moroccan youth and violent tendencies in radical Islam are accused of being propagandists of the extreme-right, Continue reading

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THE SUN LADIES VS THE ISLAMIC STATE

Sun LadiesA real-life army of heroic women have been fighting the Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq. They’re called the Sun Ladies and their story is so tailor-made for drama it’s hard to believe it’s all true.

The Sun Ladies were Yazidi women who in 2014 saw their husbands slaughtered by the Islamic State in Islam’s usual persecution of religious minorities. After that they were taken as sex slaves by the barbarians of the Islamic State. Many escaped as time wore on and – along with other Yazidi women who then underwent military training – formed a force of roughly 2,000 women, called the Force of the Sun Ladies – a reference to the reverence accorded to the sun in the Yazidi belief system.    Continue reading

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PUBLIC ENEMIES: DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Well, at least those Democrats and Republicans who hold elected office. In an election year the nonsense flows even more frequently from those white-collar criminals. For overseas readers and people in their teens and below, let me cut through some of the garbage being spoken. Feel free to check the veracity of what I’m about to say on any website you want.

ONE: PRESIDENTS LOVE THE EASY EXCUSE OF BLAMING EVERYTHING BAD ON THEIR PREDECESSOR WHILE TAKING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING GOOD THAT HAS HAPPENED. Obama-worshippers are ridiculous for still blaming Little Barry’s messes on the execrable George W Bush. Clinton blamed  G.H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter for everything. Carter blamed Ford. It’s meaningless. Presidents SEEK OUT the job. It’s not like jury duty.

TWO: BOTH PARTIES HAVE MADE STATEMENTS REFUSING TO CONSIDER ANY SUPREME COURT NOMINEES IN AN ELECTION YEAR WHEN THE OPPOSING PARTY HOLDS THE PRESIDENCY. Obama has sunk even lower than I would have thought he could sink with his non-stop lies about the appointment procedure. Sure, a president can nominate, but THE SENATE IS AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE PROCESS. THEY DON’T HAVE TO OBEY A TIMETABLE LAID DOWN BY A PRESIDENT.

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OBAMA: THE BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

Obama DerpRecently I had the chance to interview the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.  It was pretty easy to set up the interview. I claimed to be a Muslim family who would be happy to go on television and pretend America is an Islamophobic death-trap run by Jewish conspirators. Less than a half-hour later Obama and a film crew arrived at my place by helicopter.  ***

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Let’s start off with a recent development – the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia’s death. You are the ONLY U.S. President who, as a Senator, had voted to filibuster A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. Given that fact, how do you justify insisting the Senate needs to act quickly on your nominee before you move on to your next criminal enterprise?  

BARACK OBAMA: Most people will never even hear about how hypocritical I am about this. I can count on the Democratic Party’s media outlets to avoid mentioning it and nobody will believe any of the Republican Party outlets when they talk about it.

BB: But even Democrat Chuck Schumer has publicly stated that an outgoing president should NOT get to pick the next Supreme Court nominee. And long ago the Democratic Party had backed a move to avoid considering SCOTUS appointments in an election year. 

BO: Do you really think American morons even know who Chuck Schumer is? Or know about something that happened decades ago? Remember, these are people who get their political views from television shows and celebrities.  Continue reading

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U.S. PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO OBAMA

It’s President’s Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some pros and cons of the more recent presidents.  

Eisenhower34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)

Nickname: Uncle Milty

Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime. 

Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!”

Nickname: FDR  

Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally. 

Con: Continue reading

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OBAMA SLAPPED BY THE SUPREME COURT AGAIN

Obama madman

“If the working class doesn’t like me then I’ll just take their jobs away from them!”

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that truly criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. Barack Obama has AGAIN been slapped by the Supreme Court for overstepping his lawful authority. Twenty-seven of our fifty states (not fifty-seven, like Obama thinks we have) took the Hollow One’s latest attack on U.S. jobs to court.

The end result: Obama’s bizarre desires will NOT be enforced until the legality or illegality of his actions can be clarified. Little Barry’s dream was that his demented rules would be in effect until the court cases were over. The U.S. Supreme Court patiently explained once again to Obama about the limits of his office.  Continue reading

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OBAMA’S PEARL HARBOR SPEECH

Ever wonder how Obama's presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Ever wonder how Obama’s presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Balladeer’s Blog is still the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. When innocent people get killed by Muslim terrorists Barack Obama’s response is to lecture the nation whose diverse people elected him twice about what disgusting bigots he and his fellow pompous asses consider Americans to be. This weak and pathetic little man even says “ISIL” instead of “ISIS” just to grovel for Muslim fanatics who prefer the acronym “ISIL”.  

Obama’s creation of the Islamic State through his premature withdrawal from Iraq and his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach made me decide to run with a Balladeer’s Blog look at how this coward and fool might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

For starters Little Barry would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the Continue reading

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