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THE FIVE MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2014

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of work from the year just past. The number one entry will shock you.

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

5. THE WORLD’S A STAGE – Yes, I know this film was not the most daring of things, but that’s why it’s in last place on the list. The World’s A Stage still went where other movies fail to go in this age of celebrity worship. Actors in a popular political drama let their roles go to their heads and begin putting on airs as if they are as authoritative as the characters they play.

The foolish voters actually think the actors and actresses must have real gravitas and elect them to high office with hilariously disastrous results.   The idiocy of taking shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities seriously when it comes to complex real-world issues is magnificently lampooned in this comedy. Think Aristophanes or Eupolis but in a 21st Century setting. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/02/26/movie-review-the-worlds-a-stage-2014/

Village Idiot Ben Affleck

Village Idiot Ben Affleck

4. AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – This television series was like the flip side of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The title organization, I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) were violent practitioners of a blood-soaked religion which was never named on the show. Various fan theories developed over what religion was being criticized by the program. Ben Affleck insisted it must be Christianity, which he described as “deadlier than the Bubonic Plague”.

The television series depicted agents of I.S.L.A.M. roaming the world and beheading people, mutilating the genitals of women, slitting the throats of infants and countless other acts of random violence against innocent human beings. This was the must-see show of 2014 but the creative team behind the program better stop being so coy in 2015 and finally reveal what religion the show is referring to. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/07/02/new-television-series-agents-of-i-s-l-a-m/  Continue reading

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A GOLEM BATTLES HAMAS: THE 21st CENTURY GOLEM EPISODE GUIDE

Golem depicted by Philippe Semeria

Golem depicted by Philippe Semeria

With the psychotic barbarians of Hamas proving once again that Islam is the greatest obstacle to world peace it seemed like a good time for a quick take on each individual episode of the cable series 21st Century Golem. For two seasons that edgy, irreverent show presented Jewish folklore’s clay monster the Golem defending Israeli children and the elderly from blood-crazed Hamas butchers with time out to battle the Muslim Brotherhood and Boko Haram for good measure. The pro-Hamas Barack Obama was the blustering comic-relief villain of the series and the actor portraying him has since been subjected to an IRS audit. Here’s a look at the highest-rated cable series in history!

EPISODE ONE – “21st Century Golem” – In the premier episode a Rabbi in Israel brings the clay monster called the Golem to life to fulfill its usual mission of protecting Jews from the hatemongers who always want them dead. The Golem heroically fights off dozens of murderous Hamas child-killers, but Pallywood – the Hamas propoganda arm – tries to make it seem like the Golem is to blame for all the violence. Barack Obama is the only world leader fooled by this and he calls on the U.N. to denounce Israel, which it does with giddy abandon. FOR THE FULL REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2013/10/25/twenty-first-century-golem-new-cable-tv-series/

EPISODE TWO – “Tears Fall From the Sky” – A group of delusional college students from America show up to show their solidarity with Hamas despite Hamas’ misogyny and homophobia. In a possible reference to the real-life Rachel Corrie incident the episode featured the college students summoning up the ghost of a naive young woman who died showing her devotion to terrorism.

This ghost battles the Golem but eventually realizes the error of its ways when the ghost witnesses the Hamas madmen raping and killing the college students who summoned her. The Muslim terrorists were doing so because of the students’ support for women’s rights. The ghost of the slain woman – called “Corinne Smith” in the story – joins the Golem in defeating the Hamas rapists/killers before they can do further harm. FOR THE FULL REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2013/11/01/controversy-over-last-nights-halloween-episode-of-21st-century-golem/ Continue reading

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SURPRISES GALORE IN LAST NIGHT’S SERIES FINALE OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM

GolemThe majority of made for cable programs stay on the air way too long and could learn from the makers of Twenty- First Century Golem, who planned on doing just two seasons and then bringing the story to a close. This controversial show is going out on top in the ratings race and with yet another controversial episode that has angered hatemongers from around the globe.

In the previous week’s cliffhanger ending the Golem had reassembled itself into dozens of human-sized Golems and was face-to- face with Muhammad himself, the blood- soaked central figure of the homophobic and misogynistic belief system called Islam.

Last night’s concluding episode was an all-out action epic and presented a battle royal between a gigantic Muhammad and the human- sized Golems for the first 10 minutes. At one point Muhammad had imprisoned the Golems in a force field and turned his attention to what he loved best – killing gay people and oppressing women. Continue reading

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TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: OUR HERO MOPS THE FLOOR WITH BOKO HARAM

GolemLast night’s episode of Twenty-First Century Golem, the highest- rated cable show in history, was an all-out action extravaganza! In last week’s cliffhanger ending Barack Obama, the blustering comic- relief villain of the series, had ordered all of America’s satellite weaponry targeted on the Golem. As always props to the show’s creative team for being courageous and irreverent enough to target an American president for such savage satirical treatment. Continue reading

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LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM

GolemFollowing last week’s episode which was censored by the Obama administration because of its references to the United States government’s lies about the Benghazi attack last night’s fourth episode of this 2nd season of Twenty-First Century Golem premiered to the show’s highest ratings ever. Continue reading

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TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ORDERS THE PRE-EMPTING OF LAST NIGHT’S BENGHAZI EPISODE

Four dead in Benghazi

Four dead in Benghazi

Last night’s episode of the hit cable series Twenty-First Century Golem (about Jewish mythology’s clay monster the Golem having adventures in the present-day) was scratched and a rerun aired in its place after the Obama administration declared that the subject matter – the Golem getting mixed-up in battles with the terrorists behind the attack on America’s diplomatic compound in Benghazi – might inspire violence in the Muslim world. “The producers are lucky their asses aren’t in jail” Obama quipped.

It was a reminder about how Obama lied when claiming that a youtube video that displayed irreverence to Islam caused the 9-11 anniversary attack on the U.S. compound in Libya back in 2012. All the evidence that has come out since then indicates that Obama intentionally lied to spare himself embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign, fearful that the well-planned Benghazi attack would expose yet another of his administration’s lies: that Al Qaeda was supposedly “on the run.” (Tet Offensive, anyone?)

In an exclusive statement to Balladeer’s Blog Obama had this to say: Continue reading

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LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM

GolemThe adventures of the mythical Jewish monster the Golem in the present day continued last night in this award- winning cable series that has riveted the nation like Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and True Blood. So far in this second season the heroic Golem is trapped in an enormous kaiju-height form as a result of last year’s season-ending cliffhanger. Continue reading

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