TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: OUR HERO MOPS THE FLOOR WITH BOKO HARAM

GolemLast night’s episode of Twenty-First Century Golem, the highest- rated cable show in history, was an all-out action extravaganza! In last week’s cliffhanger ending Barack Obama, the blustering comic- relief villain of the series, had ordered all of America’s satellite weaponry targeted on the Golem. As always props to the show’s creative team for being courageous and irreverent enough to target an American president for such savage satirical treatment.

The heroic Golem was still stuck in the gigantic Godzilla-sized body it found itself in after absorbing all the energy from Iran’s nuclear weapons  from several episodes ago. The combined force of all of America’s satellite weapons blew him into bits, but Obama’s resulting glee was short-lived as it was soon clear that each individual bit was regrowing into a regular, human-sized Golem.

Obama took to the airwaves and denied responsibility for the veritable army of Golems now infesting the Middle East and Africa. He blamed it all on his political opponents and his obedient bitch John McCain joined him in condemning “Jewish elements” that he claimed were secretly behind it all. Michelle Obama tried to start a “#KillTheGolems” hashtag campaign but was once again ridiculed into silence.

Meanwhile Obama’s nightmare come true continued as the multiple Golems all over the Middle East and Africa were mopping the floor with the Muslim Brotherhood, Boko Haram, Hamas and the countless terrorist groups doing business under the Al Qaeda umbrella. With fewer and fewer terrorists around to perpetuate the sacraments of murder, kidnapping, rape and the beating of women Muhammad himself returned to Earth from the alternate dimension where religious madmen dwell. We got another cliffhanger as the multi-story high Muhammad prepared to do battle with the army of human-sized Golems.

FOR MY REVIEW OF THE FIRST EPISODE OF 21st CENTURY GOLEM CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2013/10/25/twenty-first-century-golem-new-cable-tv-series/ 

FOR MORE FANTASTIC REVIEWS CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/category/fantastic-movie-reviews/ 

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7 responses to “TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM: OUR HERO MOPS THE FLOOR WITH BOKO HARAM

  1. This is just so fascinating Ed

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  3. Wes

    I wish this was real tv series.

  4. Pingback: A GOLEM BATTLES HAMAS: 21st CENTURY GOLEM | Balladeer's Blog

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