As ever I’m all about you readers, so here’s another edition of Ask Balladeer. Many of you have been asking whatever happened to my mock t.v. series Agents of I.S.L.A.M.
Now that’ll take ya back!
Actually, that non-existent program was just a maneuver of mine years ago when my blog posts about Muslim fanatics were temporarily being shadow-banned. That conflict has been over and done with for a long time now, so I won’t dredge it back up by mentioning specific sites that were doing it.
What happened was they had started screening and blocking any blog posts from me which included the words “Muslim” or “Islam.” Since they thought I was being “controversial” by writing about those violent attacks I then played a game of being even MORE outrageous, getting the point across but without ever using the words “Muslim” or “Islam.”
The result was my series of mock reviews about episodes of a non-existent television series called Agents of I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity)
Without using the two trigger words I would go on and on describing these Agents of I.S.L.A.M. and their attacks on innocent people. With tongue in cheek I even used to pretend to be baffled about what particular religion, if any, the deadly agents of the title belonged to.
In the end a compromise was reached. The offending sites agreed not to shadow-ban EVERY post I made regardless of subject matter as long as I went back to my usual, less sensational Muslim Fascist Atrocity Roundup format. They also agreed not to shadow-ban THOSE blog posts anymore. And we’ve all kept our ends of the bargain since.
“For want of a sandwich.” More dead victims of Ben Affleck’s beloved Muslim fanatics.
NORTHEAST KENYA – Islam, the religion of rape aka the religion of blowing people to pieces, once again demonstrates that not only is it the most misogynistic and homophobic faith in the world at this particular point in history, it’s also the most savagely violent. This particular gang of Muslim murderers goes by the name “al Shabaab” but I always lump these groups under an umbrella organization I call I.S.L.A.M. – Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity.
Just over a week ago this same Muslim group butchered 28 passengers in a bus they hijacked in northeast Kenya. A quarry in that same region was the site of this new assault. The al Shabaab members took time out from oppressing women and otherwise retarding the rest of the world’s social progress to separate the Muslim quarry workers from the non-Muslims, then callously killed all 36 non-Muslims. Continue reading
A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.
Gambia, a 90% Muslim nation, has made homosexuality punishable with life imprisonment. This follows the nation’s 2008 warning to gay people to leave the country or be subject to that increasingly popular Muslim sacrament of beheading. Ben Affleck was too gutless to comment.
I will point out again that Islam is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Continue reading
THIS IS ISLAM
Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. Also Ben Affleck I guess. Beheadings, savagely abusing women, practicing slavery, slaughtering people in places of worship and then glorifying the cowardly butchers – it’s all in a day’s work for the various outfits that operate under the umbrella organization I call I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) It’s too easy to point out that they’re the 21st Century Nazis, but they genuinely are the enemies of rational thought, freedom and progress. Continue reading
A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY
These are busy times for the blood-soaked madmen who serve as agents for the group of homophobic and misogynistic religious fanatics called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity)
I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES – In Iraq, through ISIS, just one of the many global franchises of the thriving fascist movement called I.S.L.A.M. At any rate in Iraq the agents of I.S.L.A.M. have opened a SLAVE MARKET WHERE THEY SELL WOMEN. Sandra Fluke, however, probably STILL thinks she has a rougher life.
I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES- Again in Iraq, where agents of I.S.L.A.M. buried 500 Yazidis alive and have told the rest to convert to their barbaric religion or die. American Liberals weighed in to praise I.S.L.A.M. as “gallant freedom fighters combatting western oppression.” Continue reading
I.S.L.A.M. – Where you’re never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.
The summer of 2014 will forever be remembered as the summer when Agents of I.S.L.A.M. took the nation by storm. This sensational cable television series features the savagely superstitious practitioners of a bloodthirsty religion which is never explicitly named in the series. I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) operatives want all gay people dead and treat women like slaves, even mutilating their genitals.
Last night’s episode featured the religious maniacs (I’d love to know what religion they are supposed to represent but producer/director Eddie Wozniak still refuses to say) committing atrocities around the world. Among the actions taken by these barbarians included:
a) shelling a hospital full of their own people and blaming it on another country
b) enslaving hundreds of Yazidi women in Iraq
c) using their own alleged places of worship as recruitment centers for their terrorist attacks Continue reading
Sajjad Ahmed and his wife Muafia were slain by intolerant Muslims
The hot cable series Agents of I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) continues to reign supreme in the ratings! There is word now of a potential movie deal AND merchandise from the show is selling like crazy! Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead have real competition from this series about violent religious fanatics who practice a faith that is never specified on the show. Episcopalians, maybe?
The Agents of I.S.L.A.M. are forever blowing up and beheading everyone who disagrees with their homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant beliefs. In the very first episode they even mutilated the genitals of an entire village of unwilling young women, an act that was strangely applauded by the cowardly hypocrites at Brandeis University. Last night’s episode saw the blood-soaked fanatics of the title commit a series of “honor killings”. Continue reading
A savage threatens beheadings in Trafalgar Square
Agents of I.S.L.A.M.‘s debut last week made it the highest rated cable show of the year so far! If you like shows like Falling Skies, Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead you will LOVE this program! In Episode Two cult director Eddie Wozniak has expanded the geographical reach of his fictional group of villains called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity).
I.S.L.A.M. is a group of religious fanatics but Wozniak coyly refuses to say which religion they practice. That mystery may or may not be revealed as the storyline progresses. Last week the title villains mutilated the genitals of hundreds of unwilling women according to the dictates of their savage faith, whatever it may be. In this week’s installment the Agents of I.S.L.A.M. undertake multiple missions across the globe.
In England a “twitter jihad” is launched as an Agent threatens that the evil organization he represents will take over England and use Trafalgar Square as an arena for beheadings. Wozniak’s insistence on using beheadings in this series strains credibility. It’s impossible to picture a group in the 21st Century practicing a religion SO hate-filled and blood-soaked that beheadings would be one of their sacraments. Eddie needs to tone it down a little if he wants to maintain even a shred of verisimilitude. Continue reading