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ASK BALLADEER: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO “AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M?”

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As ever I’m all about you readers, so here’s another edition of Ask Balladeer. Many of you have been asking whatever happened to my mock t.v. series Agents of I.S.L.A.M.

Now that’ll take ya back!

Actually, that non-existent program was just a maneuver of mine years ago when my blog posts about Muslim fanatics were temporarily being shadow-banned. That conflict has been over and done with for a long time now, so I won’t dredge it back up by mentioning specific sites that were doing it.

What happened was they had started screening and blocking any blog posts from me which included the words “Muslim” or “Islam.” Since they thought I was being “controversial” by writing about those violent attacks I then played a game of being even MORE outrageous, getting the point across but without ever using the words “Muslim” or “Islam.”

The result was my series of mock reviews about episodes of a non-existent television series called Agents of I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity)

Without using the two trigger words I would go on and on describing these Agents of I.S.L.A.M. and their attacks on innocent people. With tongue in cheek I even used to pretend to be baffled about what particular religion, if any, the deadly agents of the title belonged to.

In the end a compromise was reached. The offending sites agreed not to shadow-ban EVERY post I made regardless of subject matter as long as I went back to my usual, less sensational Muslim Fascist Atrocity Roundup format. They also agreed not to shadow-ban THOSE blog posts anymore. And we’ve all kept our ends of the bargain since. 

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THE FIVE MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2014

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of work from the year just past. The number one entry will shock you.

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

5. THE WORLD’S A STAGE – Yes, I know this film was not the most daring of things, but that’s why it’s in last place on the list. The World’s A Stage still went where other movies fail to go in this age of celebrity worship. Actors in a popular political drama let their roles go to their heads and begin putting on airs as if they are as authoritative as the characters they play.

The foolish voters actually think the actors and actresses must have real gravitas and elect them to high office with hilariously disastrous results.   The idiocy of taking shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities seriously when it comes to complex real-world issues is magnificently lampooned in this comedy. Think Aristophanes or Eupolis but in a 21st Century setting. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/02/26/movie-review-the-worlds-a-stage-2014/

Village Idiot Ben Affleck

Village Idiot Ben Affleck

4. AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – This television series was like the flip side of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The title organization, I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) were violent practitioners of a blood-soaked religion which was never named on the show. Various fan theories developed over what religion was being criticized by the program. Ben Affleck insisted it must be Christianity, which he described as “deadlier than the Bubonic Plague”.

The television series depicted agents of I.S.L.A.M. roaming the world and beheading people, mutilating the genitals of women, slitting the throats of infants and countless other acts of random violence against innocent human beings. This was the must-see show of 2014 but the creative team behind the program better stop being so coy in 2015 and finally reveal what religion the show is referring to. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/07/02/new-television-series-agents-of-i-s-l-a-m/  Continue reading

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MUSLIMS MURDER DOZENS OF NON-MUSLIM WORKERS

"For want of a sandwich." More dead victims of Ben Affleck's beloved Muslim fanatics.

“For want of a sandwich.” More dead victims of Ben Affleck’s beloved Muslim fanatics.

NORTHEAST KENYA – Islam, the religion of rape aka the religion of blowing people to pieces, once again demonstrates that not only is it the most misogynistic and homophobic faith in the world at this particular point in history, it’s also the most savagely violent. This particular gang of Muslim murderers goes by the name “al Shabaab” but I always lump these groups under an umbrella organization I call I.S.L.A.M. – Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity.

Just over a week ago this same Muslim group butchered 28 passengers in a bus they hijacked in northeast Kenya. A quarry in that same region was the site of this new assault. The al Shabaab members took time out from oppressing women and otherwise retarding the rest of the world’s social progress to separate the Muslim quarry workers from the non-Muslims, then callously killed all 36 non-Muslims.   Continue reading

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MUSLIM GAMBIA PASSES LAW PUNISHING HOMOSEXUALITY WITH LIFE IMPRISONMENT

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY,  MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Gambia, a 90% Muslim nation, has made homosexuality punishable with life imprisonment. This follows the nation’s 2008 warning to gay people to leave the country or be subject to that increasingly popular Muslim sacrament of beheading. Ben Affleck was too gutless to comment.

I will point out again that Islam is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history.  Continue reading

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WHAT KIND OF SAVAGES MAKE HEROES OUT OF SCUM WHO KILL UNARMED PEOPLE IN A SYNAGOGUE?

THIS IS ISLAM

THIS IS ISLAM

Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. Also Ben Affleck I guess. Beheadings, savagely abusing women, practicing slavery, slaughtering people in places of worship and then glorifying the cowardly butchers – it’s all in a day’s work for the various outfits that operate under the umbrella organization I call I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) It’s too easy to point out that they’re the 21st Century Nazis, but they genuinely are the enemies of rational thought, freedom and progress. Continue reading

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CAIR: AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M.

CAIR Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FIVE

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

These are busy times for the blood-soaked madmen who serve as agents for the group of homophobic and misogynistic religious fanatics called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity)

I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES – In Iraq, through ISIS, just one of the many global franchises of the thriving fascist movement called I.S.L.A.M. At any rate in Iraq the agents of I.S.L.A.M. have opened a SLAVE MARKET WHERE THEY SELL WOMEN. Sandra Fluke, however, probably STILL thinks she has a rougher life. 

I.S.L.A.M. STRIKES- Again in Iraq, where agents of I.S.L.A.M. buried 500 Yazidis alive and have told the rest to convert to their barbaric religion or die. American Liberals weighed in to praise I.S.L.A.M. as “gallant freedom fighters combatting western oppression.” Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M: EPISODE FOUR

I.S.L.A.M. - Where you're never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

I.S.L.A.M. – Where you’re never too young to learn to kill and kill and kill some more.

The summer of 2014 will forever be remembered as the summer when Agents of I.S.L.A.M. took the nation by storm. This sensational cable television series features the savagely superstitious practitioners of a bloodthirsty religion which is never explicitly named in the series. I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) operatives want all gay people dead and treat women like slaves, even mutilating their genitals. 

Last night’s episode featured the religious maniacs (I’d love to know what religion they are supposed to represent but producer/director Eddie Wozniak still refuses to say) committing atrocities around the world. Among the actions taken by these barbarians included:

a) shelling a hospital full of their own people and blaming it on another country

b) enslaving hundreds of Yazidi women in Iraq

c) using their own alleged places of worship as recruitment centers for their terrorist attacks Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE THREE

Sajjad Ahmed and his wife Muafia were slain by intolerant Muslims

Sajjad Ahmed and his wife Muafia were slain by intolerant Muslims

The hot cable series Agents of I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) continues to reign supreme in the ratings! There is word now of a potential movie deal AND merchandise from the show is selling like crazy! Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead have real competition from this series about violent religious fanatics who practice a faith that is never specified on the show. Episcopalians, maybe?

The Agents of I.S.L.A.M. are forever blowing up and beheading everyone who disagrees with their homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant beliefs. In the very first episode they even mutilated the genitals of an entire village of unwilling young women, an act that was strangely applauded by the cowardly hypocrites at Brandeis University. Last night’s episode saw the blood-soaked fanatics of the title commit a series of “honor killings”. Continue reading

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AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – EPISODE TWO

A savage threatens beheadings in Trafalgar Square

A savage threatens beheadings in Trafalgar Square

Agents of I.S.L.A.M.‘s debut last week made it the highest rated cable show of the year so far! If you like shows like Falling Skies, Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead you will LOVE this program! In Episode Two cult director Eddie Wozniak has expanded the geographical reach of his fictional group of villains called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity).

I.S.L.A.M. is a group of religious fanatics but Wozniak coyly refuses to say which religion they practice. That mystery may or may not be revealed as the storyline progresses. Last week the title villains mutilated the genitals of hundreds of unwilling women according to the dictates of their savage faith, whatever it may be. In this week’s installment the Agents of I.S.L.A.M. undertake multiple missions across the globe.

In England a “twitter jihad” is launched as an Agent threatens that the evil organization he represents will take over England and use Trafalgar Square as an arena for beheadings. Wozniak’s insistence on using beheadings in this series strains credibility. It’s impossible to picture a group in the 21st Century practicing a religion SO hate-filled and blood-soaked that beheadings would be one of their sacraments. Eddie needs to tone it down a little if he wants to maintain even a shred of verisimilitude.   Continue reading

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