SEASON TWO PREMIER OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM AIRS TONIGHT!

GolemYes, it’s time for the Season Two debut of the hottest cable show this side of The Walking Dead or Game of Thrones. If you weren’t watching this show last year you must have been living under the proverbial rock. Twenty-First Century Golem deals with the adventures of Jewish mythology’s creature the Golem set in the world of today.

Golems are humanoid clay monsters conjured up to save the Jewish people from oppression and in this program’s case the heroic Golem saves innocent Israeli children and other civilians from bloodthirsty Hamas terrorists. The monstrous good-guy never acts on behalf of the actual Israeli government, he just rescues innocent people from the Hamas butchers who don’t really represent the Palestinian cause. You’d think that would make the series perfect for everybody, but no. The kind of mindless assholes who think they’re being “intellectual” by siding with any and every Muslim group that kills people while NEVER siding with the people being killed by Muslims gave the show a lot of free publicity.

That publicity came by way of their constant protests and childish chants like “A million real Israeli corpses are preferrable to even ONE fictional terrorist corpse.” Odd sentiments those, especially coming from the U.N. Secretary General, but what can you do? And since the group Jewish Democrats for Hamas called off their planned boycott of sponsors when the membership failed to agree on a date to launch said boycott Twenty-First Century Golem’s ratings skyrocketed.

Tonight’s Season Two premier picks up where Season One’s finale left off: the Golem had successfully destroyed Iran’s nuclear missiles which were aimed at Jewish elementary schools and hospitals. Barack Obama, the comic-relief blowhard villain of the program, blamed the Golem for upsetting America’s latest peace initiative (John Kerry’s “Peace Comes From Israelis Being Blown To Pieces”) and had multiple CIA drones blow the Golem to bits.

As with most television shows and movies these days secrecy is impossible to maintain in this internet age so everybody already knows the Golem reassembles its dismembered pieces and absorbs the nuclear radiation in the Iranian desert to save Iranian civilians from death. Absorbing the radiation causes it to grow to Godzilla-size, making for a kind of Middle Eastern Kaiju story as the now-gigantic Golem takes on the entire Iranian army. And if there’s one thing the Iranian government hates more than gay people and women it’s the Golem!

The villainous demagogue Obama believes he has found his chance to destroy the Golem once and for all and recruits Brandeis University’s cowardly president Frederick Lawrence for Operation: Grow A Pair.

What that secret operation involves will be made clear as tonight’s show unfolds. Don’t miss a single episode of this edgy and daring show! 

FOR MY REVIEW OF THE FIRST EPISODE OF 21st CENTURY GOLEM CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2013/10/25/twenty-first-century-golem-new-cable-tv-series/

FOR MORE FANTASTIC REVIEWS CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/category/fantastic-movie-reviews/ 

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8 responses to “SEASON TWO PREMIER OF TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY GOLEM AIRS TONIGHT!

  1. Jadetatsu

    I have never heard of this show. What cable station is it on? Sorry 🙂

  2. Oh I know about Golems…Supernatural had one !!!

  3. Pingback: A GOLEM BATTLES HAMAS: THE 21st CENTURY GOLEM EPISODE GUIDE | Balladeer's Blog

  4. E Torkelson

    The Golem could be useful to Israelis today!

  5. Pingback: A GOLEM BATTLES HAMAS: 21st CENTURY GOLEM | Balladeer's Blog

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