DEMOCRATS SAY THE DUMBEST THINGS – I think that both American Liberals and American Conservatives are full of it but since the Liberals pompously think they’re the country’s official “intellectuals” their stupidity is hilarious!
Howard “Yeeeaaargh!” Dean made a statement several days ago that was SO moronic I kept double-checking and triple-checking to make sure it wasn’t a hoax or an Onion-style joke. Continue reading
Filed under Milestones In Stupidity
OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude!
Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.
The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much.
Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.
United States President Barack Obama
** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.
** Discovering penicillin.
** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)
** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”
** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
Obama at his most presidential
It’s interesting being at ground zero for the development of all the political myths surrounding the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. If you retold the ridiculous tale of George Washington and the cherry tree but put Little Barry as the main character his mindless, unquestioning supporters would believe every silly word of it. And accuse people of (yaaaawwwwnnn) “racism” if they pointed out what an inane story it was.
Another myth about the Shallow One is that he supposedly has some kind of grasp of the Muslim world. Nothing could be further from the truth as the widespread criticism (FROM BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES) of his deeply flawed and virtually masochistic negotiations with Iran have revealed.
Always a bigot, Obama has even taken to excoriating “Jews” in Congress, scapegoating them for the world’s recognition of what a fool Iran is playing him for. He played the Jew Card against his own party’s Chuck Schumer for pointing out how Obama is getting chewed up and spit out by the Iranian negotiators.
Even Iran’s very public ridicule of Little Barry goes right over his head. Hilarious! Even more hilarious is that Obama’s supporters will go on pretending he’s doing a great job dealing with Iran.
But remember, the overwhelming majority of Obama supporters also believe the moon landings were faked.
Obama supporters also think that Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.
It’s been well-established that Barack Obama may well be the most simple- minded man to ever occupy the position of President of the United States.
Obama views the 21st Century strictly in terms of the issues and concepts of the 1960’s so in his five decades out of date worldview he feels that as long as he disses America’s allies and crawls for America’s enemies he MUST be doing the right thing.
Any negotiator knows that you never let the party on the other side of the negotiations know how desperate you are for a deal. Little Barry, however, in just one of many foreign policy blunders has repeatedly made public statements about how getting a deal – ANY deal – with Iran will be “the major accomplishment” of his last years in office.
While the countless people still suffering without jobs or the countless people who lost their healthcare because of the Obamacare debacle might have hoped Obama would address THEIR very real problems Little Barry callously dismisses them. Hey, they’re just Americans. Why worry about his own constituents when he can look really DEEP, dude, by negotiating a half-assed, unenforceable deal with one of the nuttiest regimes in the eternal problem child called the Muslim World?
The Iranians are really putting the screws to Kerry and Barry, humiliating them over and over again as they get more and more concessions just because they know they CAN. Obama will probably be inviting the Iranians to “think of John Kerry as your own personal Ned Beatty” if he has to in order to claim he got a deal. Anything to justify the Nobel Peace Prize that Obama was given after less than a year in office based on NOTHING but the empty talk that has always flowed from Barry’s lips. Continue reading
Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES
Yes, it’s time for the Season Two debut of the hottest cable show this side of The Walking Dead or Game of Thrones. If you weren’t watching this show last year you must have been living under the proverbial rock. Twenty-First Century Golem deals with the adventures of Jewish mythology’s creature the Golem set in the world of today. Continue reading
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