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MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR NOTED ON SEPTEMBER 11th

The sign says it all.

The sign says it all.

Muslim violence and savage superstitions have been retarding the rest of the world’s social progress for centuries. 2016 has been designated as the year to raise awareness about Islam’s violent misogyny, homophobia and overall intolerance.

Islam hates human freedom. Period. And Islam’s Kapos in the “academic” and political world are happy to run interference for Islam. Those hypocritical cowards gutlessly ignore the Muslim world’s own colonial crimes while relentlessly castigating the Western World.

Plus there is no god called Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. But most importantly: Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER 11th, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

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September 11th, 2001

Fifteen years ago Muslim fanatics reminded the rest of the world that they’ve been at war with us for about 1,400 years.  Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a parallel Earth today. 

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commission and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The insecure American Left always feels that the only officially “intellectual” thing to do is to take sides against one’s own country no matter what the situation is. I agree there are plenty of times when reasonable people WILL take sides against their own country, but with American Liberals the rest of us have learned to just yawn and listen with amusement as they twist logic as severely as they have to in order to stick to their apparent loyalty to “everyone who hates America, right or wrong.” Continue reading →

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ROB REINER THINKS UNEDUCATED PEOPLE SHOULD SUPPORT HILLARY, BUT MANY ALREADY DO

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Pompous snob Rob Reiner, a white child of privilege.

Rob Reiner is once again claiming that people who don’t agree with every single one of his political views are stupid. He called Trump supporters “uneducated” and (yaaawn) racist. (Then why do so many black people openly support Trump, Rob?)

I don’t belong to either the Democratic Party (DemCorp) or the Republican Party (RepubCorp) so, especially for readers from other countries I can provide an objective look at this type of repulsive snobbery. 

*** America’s Democrats are very pretentious and very insecure people who call everyone who disagrees with them on ANY subject names like “uneducated” or (yaaawn) “racist.” Here are two quick examples of American Democrat hypocrisy on this:

(1) George Clooney dropped out of college but because he spouts nothing but what the Democrats want him to say they don’t label him “uneducated.” If he spouted opinions that American Democrats disagreed with they would label him an “uneducated white male.”

(2) Susan Sarandon never finished high school but because she tends to spout nothing but what the Democrats want her to say they didn’t label her “uneducated” … until she thought for herself by preferring Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton. Suddenly, Sarandon went from “autodidact” (the condescending term American Liberals use for the COUNTLESS actors and singers who share their political opinions but never finished high school and/or college) to “uneducated” virtually overnight with the pompous snobs of the American Left.  

Most adults come to realize that length of education is no true indicator of intelligence. American Liberals – ESPECIALLY 1960s Liberals like Rob Reiner – never mature enough to accept that. Their insecurity about their own intellectual capacity is demonstrated every time large numbers of their fellow human beings express ideas that they personally don’t agree with.

When American Liberals call people “uneducated” it’s the equivalent of children calling each other “poopoo heads”or similar expressions of frustration. After all, it was “educated” people like George W Bush who brought us the Iraq War. (Yet oddly, many of Trump’s supposedly “uneducated” supporters disapproved of that war.) It was “educated” people who brought us the financial crises of the previous decade. “Educated” politicians in Europe gave us the current immigration crisis.  

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Rob Reiner’s “education” prepared him for the career of being born to a rich white celebrity father, Carl Reiner.

And in Rob Reiner’s case he apparently feels his “education” prepared him to make the decision to be born to an ALREADY FAMOUS FATHER WHO GOT HIM JOBS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. An industry, I’ll point out again, that is loaded with plenty of people who never completed formal education. (I wonder how those people feel knowing that their colleague Rob considers them “uneducated.” Oh, yeah, they probably agree with his political views, so he’ll call them “autodidacts” … until they disagree with him about something.)

And by the way, Rob Reiner, many of the people you consider to be “educated” would dismiss your views on ANY subject, labeling you a fat, bald, cisgendered white male child of privilege. And even the most “uneducated” people you hate would know better than to publicly wallow in self-pity about having a small penis, the way you did in your Playboy interview in the 1980s. (Isn’t the internet wonderful, Meathead?) Continue reading →

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HILLARY CLINTON FALLS TO PIECES

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“LOOK, I MADE PROMISES TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND IF I DON’T GET ELECTED I CAN’T MAKE GOOD ON THOSE PROMISES! WHAT DON’T YOU PEASANTS UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!” (Coughs omitted for clarity)

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BALLADEER’S TV LISTINGS: TONIGHT’S PROGRAMS

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One percenter Mark Cuban (actual size)

MARK CUBAN AS MIGHTY MOUSE (children) – The diminutive rich pig makes a public fool of himself once again, this time by performing in a live action version of the old cartoon show Mighty Mouse.

Tonight’s episode was even written by Cuban, a former Keebler elf, and is titled Big Money, Little Manhood. Supposedly it’s semi-autobiographical.    Continue reading →

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HILLARY: OBAMA AND I HAVE THE WORKING CLASS ON THE ROPES – PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

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                                   If Jill Stein or Donald Trump kept dodging the media because of health problems we would hear about it around the clock.

Financially comfortable American Liberals are as callous and snobbish toward the working class as are bloated rich pig Conservatives like the Bush family. That’s why many of them support Hillary Clinton, one of those Democrats who crush the working poor while constructing phony halos over their own heads.

In a nonexistent press conference today – since it’s OVER TWO-HUNDRED SEVENTY DAYS since this repulsive crook was subjected to a real press conference – Hillary expanded on this:

“Barack Obama has done so much to damage America’s working class that it’s VITAL you peasants elect me to finish his work! The vermin who have to work for a living must threaten this nation no longer!

“If you’re black … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! If you’re a woman … SHUT UP AND VOTE DEMOCRAT! We MUST vote to stop the notion that a nation’s voters have ANY say in the running of that nation!” Continue reading →

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BARACK OBAMA: THE G20 LAUGHINGSTOCK

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At least Michelle and the kids think I’m a passable president.

Barack Obama is often called weak, inept and crooked. He’s proven that he is a horrible public speaker when he doesn’t have the crutch of a teleprompter. His actions have been struck down as unconstitutional by the Supreme Court MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT. His policies have caused widespread pain and suffering for the working class and the poor.

In other words this piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics deserved every bit of snubbing and insulting he got from the real world leaders at the G20 summit in China. The refusal to give Obama the dignified greeting that the real world leaders received, the unflattering descriptions of Obama that the real world leaders gave to the media, all of it. Continue reading →

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I DON’T CARE ABOUT NATIONAL ANTHEMS OR FLAGS

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I feel that the old Liberal vs Conservative paradigm is hopelessly outdated. I also feel that national anthems, flags and pledges of allegiance are silly anachronisms.  

That means I don’t care if athletes stand or sit or play with themselves during the national anthem of the U.S. or ANY country. This entire situation highlights the usual hypocrisy of Liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives huff and puff indignantly at athletes protesting the Star Spangled Banner but would no doubt consider it “legitimate protest” to sit out the national anthem of countries on hostile terms with the U.S.

American Liberals, meanwhile, practically orgasm at the thought of people sitting out the United States’ national anthem but would no doubt froth at the mouth if Americans refused to stand for the national anthem of, say, Mexico or other countries. Continue reading →

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ISLAM ATTACKS! (2016)

Mars Attacks 2What’s Up, Muhammad could have worked as an alternate title of this film, which revives the grand old tradition of overdubbing a movie’s existing dialogue with comical new dialogue. What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966), Woody Allen’s overdubbing of a Japanese spy movie to make it a battle over an egg salad recipe, is still the best known of these ventures.

It was far from the first, however, and was preceded by Fractured Flickers (1963), a weekly television show in which celebrities would dub improvised comedic dialogue into old silent movies. Much later Mad Movies (1985) would feature its comedy talent from the L.A. Connection overdubbing movies from the 30s, 40s and 50s.

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Or, as the film makes it, “Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam, Nothing to do with Islam …”

Not even serials were exempt from such treatment, with my favorite example being Firesign Theater’s production Hot Shorts (1984) featuring items like Sperm Bank Bandits in which the comedy team inserted comical dialogue into old serials like Canadian Mounties vs Atomic Invaders.

Other prime instances of overdubbing include What’s Up, Hideous Sun Demon (1983) with Jay Leno and other celebrities editing comical dialogue into the classically bad monster movie The Hideous Sun Demon and A Man Called … Rainbo (1990) in which the early Sylvester Stallone movie No Place to Hide was overdubbed to make it a comedic sendup of Sly’s Rambo movies. Even the original Night of the Living Dead has been given this treatment.    

Mars Attacks 3Enough background information! Islam Attacks features the Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks being overdubbed with hilariously dark comedy material which makes the story a look at the Western World’s weak and inept response to Muslim fanatics. The large heads of the Martian invaders are altered by CGI making them look like turbans in just one example of this film’s audacious attitude.    

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Art by Loston Wallace

If you recall, Burton’s Mars Attacks featured the government hilariously refusing to think the Martians had hostile intentions no matter how many acts of violence they committed. The Martians would even be shooting people to death while robotically saying “We come in peace.” Islam Attacks does just what you’d hope for and plays up how contemporary governments keep trying to downplay any hostile intentions from Islamist groups and shows them blasting people to death while saying “We are a religion of peace” over and over. Continue reading →

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HILLARY CLINTON: BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T REALLY BLACK WITHOUT THE DEMOCRAT SEAL OF APPROVAL

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“You ain’t really BLACK unless you got my BACK” Clinton shouted, to the delight of her most passionate supporters – the media.

Fresh off her warning to black voters that “We Democrats OWN your asses like we owned you on our plantations!” Hillary Clinton dug herself an even deeper hole by openly stating what the Democrats have been more subtle about in the past. Hillary “Pickles” Clinton expressed outrage over the increasing numbers of black voters supporting Donald Trump because of all the lies and unkept promises that Democrats have inflicted on the black working class.

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“These damn super-predators are really getting me mad with this Trump flirtation! They need our party’s Seal of Approval to be REAL black people! We Democrats have spent FIVE DECADES conning those fools and covering our lily-white butts through our paid race-traitors … I mean African-American Community Leaders – like Al Sharpton and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Democrats … I mean People. Colored People.”

Following that remark Clinton was asked about her opinion of the new movie about Michelle and Barack Obama’s first date, titled I’m With Stupid: When Bigots Fall In Love…  Hillary committed a huge gaffe by accidentally saying the film’s title was Dumb and Dumber. Continue reading →

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