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GEORGE W BUSH: HILLARY WILL BE MY THIRD TERM

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HILLARY CLINTON IS EVEN MORE THOROUGHLY IN THE POCKET OF SAUDI RICH PIGS THAN I WAS! IF YOU LIKED MY PRESIDENCY, VOTE FOR HER!

The Democrats and Republicans have given us back-to-back horrible presidents with George W Bush and Barack Obama, two of the dumbest and most inept chief executives in American history. 

 

And let’s face it, Hillary Clinton embodies the worst qualities of both of those fools. Continue reading

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OBAMA EXPLAINS IT ALL

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A little humorous reminder that Hillary was the FIRST nutty “birther” when she claimed Obama might be Kenyan when she ran against him in 2008.

Recently Barack Obama and I set aside our differences because we just found out both our mothers happened to be named Martha. Now if THAT can’t bring people together I don’t know what else could. (I know, right.)

Anyway, Obama agreed to put some current events into context in this EXCLUSIVE one-on-one with Balladeer’s Blog.

BALLADEER’s BLOG: Just today even MORE bombshells from Clinton’s emails showing Hillary running a “pay for play” scam in which convenient “contributions” laundered through the criminal Clinton Foundation would earn donors official positions, either in the near future or in a future Hillary Administration. What is your take on that?

Hillary Clinton supporters

Write in Bernie Sanders’ name or vote for Jill Stein.

OBAMA: Well, as you’re fond of pointing out, I myself emerged from the cesspool of Chicago politics so I’m no stranger to graft and corruption on a large scale but DAMN! This bitch just couldn’t control her greed and was so damn blatant about the corruption she wallowed in. I tried to tell her that, though our media would do everything they could to protect her, she had to at LEAST leave room for a little plausible deniability.

BB: What was her reaction? Continue reading

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OBAMA: THE MOST UNFIT PRESIDENT EVER

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The UNFIT Obama at his most presidential

Balladeer’s Blog has been one of the many sites around the world puncturing the silly myth that Barack Obama is competent. I’ll point out again that I’m sure future African-American presidents really WILL be capable people, but it’s ridiculous to pretend that Little Barry has been anything but a disaster. (Psst! I’m neither a Republican NOR a Democrat, so stop typing your accusation.)

To add some variety to my usual trashing of the weak, inept and crooked little man who thinks he can afford to call anyone ELSE “unfit” for the presidency, here’s a link to a terrific bit from the Boston Herald. Carr nicely lists some of the COUNTLESS incidents we’ve had where Obama was revealed as the idiot that he is. It just never got the apocalyptic coverage that other candidates get subjected to. First an excerpt: 

Unfit for office?

Let’s talk about that…

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The most UNFIT president in American history.

“Brave talk from a guy who thinks there are 57 states, that they speak Austrian in Austria, that they speak Arabic in Afghanistan, who pronounced the state he lived in for three years as “Mass-a-tu-setts,” who pronounced corpsman as “corpseman.” Who thinks the Transcontinental Railroad was “intercontinental.”

“He described Eric Holder’s wife, a physician, as a “nationally renowned ohbee-gynee.” He misspelled “Syracus” on his NCAA brackets sheet. He is utterly tongue-tied without a teleprompter. He makes “recess” appointments when the Senate is not in recess.”

Obama I dont always“If he had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. His grandmother was a typical white person. The Cambridge Police Department acted stupidly.”

“It never ends with this buffoon. Yesterday, in Singapore, he mangled the name of the country’s founding father. He can’t be bothered acting like an adult.”  

*** To read the rest Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES FOR SETTING BACK RACE RELATIONS

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Barack Obama feeling ashamed for encouraging violence against police and for setting back race relations

* ENTERED REMOTELY – FAMILY TRAGEDY 

Barack Obama delivered his latest apology. 

“I apologize for ever having encouraged an environment of violence toward the police. In every case involving a shooting I have jumped to conclusions and made undiplomatic remarks that have made tense situations worse. Too late I came to realize that Black Lives Matter – a hate-group comparable to the Ku Klux Klan – was founded on the lies about what happened in Ferguson, MO.  

“In the most recent cases, too, we have all since learned that the African-Americans BOTH had guns and were NOT unarmed, as first rumored. Again I have fanned the flames of race hatred and I am so very ashamed and so very sorry. Even one of my own White House Staff left after shooting at a police officer. I know we all remember her name.

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Obama weeping over what a failure he has been

“I also apologize for hijacking the memorial service for the Texas law enforcement personnel who were gunned down during that Nuremberg Rally of Color that the Black Lives Matter bigots mounted. I apologize for pompously and patronizingly saying that ‘it hurts’ when hate groups like Black Lives Matter get criticized.

“I should have realized THAT IT MUST ALSO HURT TO BE WHITE AMERICANS WHO HAVE NEVER WRONGED ANY AFRICAN-AMERICANS YET STILL BE SUBJECTED TO NON-STOP HARANGUES ABOUT RACISM. I apologize. I humbly, deeply apologize. 

“I apologize on behalf of the entire Democratic Party for our endless racebaiting. The truth is, FIVE DECADES of condescending gibberish from the Democratic Party has done NOTHING to improve life for working class people – BOTH BLACK AND WHITE. Therefore, we felt we had no choice but to stoke up hatred among blacks and whites before the working class of both colors united against the Democratic Party.  

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Barack Obama feeling sad about getting such horrible grades in college and for being the worst U.S. President in history.

“Please forgive me. I know I don’t deserve it,but I’m begging all of you. I apologize for spouting divisive nonsense at the memorial service and not taking into account the feelings of the loved ones of the slain officers. That memorial service was meant to honor the service and sacrifice of those brave officers, yet I fundamentally transformed it into another excuse to spread race-hatred. Continue reading

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THE OBAMA LEGACY ROLLS ON

Obama  work here is doneBarack Obama has just added a few more items to his “legacy” – in other words to his legacy of failure and malfeasance.

*** Now even judges APPOINTED by Little Barry Obama are striking down his actions as unconstitutional. His most recent regulatory power grab was just smacked down hard. 

*** Investigators have now revealed that the Obama Administration has been lying about the number of crimes being committed by illegal immigrants. Obama thinks of them as “future voters for the Democrats” so he has callously turned his head while his minions under-reported their crimes. The report stated that illegals went on to commit additional crimes at a rate nearly TEN TIMES HIGHER than Obama had reported. Don’t worry, Obama fans … he’ll be out of office before THIS investigation can be completed, too.  

*** Omar Mateen, the Ramadan Gay Nightclub Massacre gunman, laid blame on OBAMA HIMSELF for the killing spree, citing the way Obama incessantly uses drone strikes to kill Muslims in other countries. No wonder Democratic Party media outlets were so eager to pretend this was really a “gun control” issue. Anything to protect their Hollow Man.  

*** Over the years Omar’s father has been to visit the White House multiple times as part of those appearances by Muslim groups that Little Barry likes to pretend are “moderate.”   Continue reading

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OBAMA VOWS: “IF ONE MORE MUSLIM SHOOTS GAY PEOPLE I WILL LOCK UP EVERY CHRISTIAN IN THIS COUNTRY!”

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“I would rather have a hundred Americans get killed than have one single Muslim fanatic be inconvenienced!”

With obvious emotion in his voice, Barack Obama stated that he is SO tired of Muslim atrocities making him look like a fool that he will begin arbitrarily imprisoning Christians after every such incident. Obama ignored the fact that the Ramadan Massacre in Orlando on June 12th was committed by a Muslim man who blamed his shooting spree on Obama’s drone strikes on other Muslims … among other things.

“Omar was obviously mistaken,” Obama clarified for an adoring press,”I heard somebody say they knew somebody who thinks the guy might have blamed the attack on Donald Trump. Either way my plan going forth is to inflict increasingly draconian punishments on innocent American citizens following EVERY terrorist attack.”  

Next the little man “pivoted,” as is his wont, to the little boy in Florida eaten by an alligator and stated he had a hunch the alligator was an NRA member.  

Hillary Clinton spoke for Democrats everywhere when she said “Once the American people get used to the fact that THEY are ALWAYS the problem life will be much simpler for them.” 

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BARACK OBAMA: THE KARDASHIAN PRESIDENCY

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Obama at his most presidential

Vaclav Klaus once made this remark which nicely captures the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama as well as the shallow, mindless, unquestioning supporters of this Hollow Man.

That quote: “The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

“The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their president.” 

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BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES

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Barack Obama contemplating his failed presidency

Very moving words from a president I have never believed capable of this type of honesty:

I, Barack Obama, apologize to everyone in the world for your misplaced hope in me, especially that premature Nobel Peace Prize which I have thoroughly failed to live up to. I apologize for giving nuclear weapons capability to the fanatics of Iran. Any and all deaths from Iranian nukes are to be blamed on me and me alone.

I apologize to the world for spawning the Islamic State and I beg all of you to please refer to it as “Obamastan” as a constant reminder of the shame that should forever be attached to me. The Islamic State/ Obamastan’s atrocities were enabled by me and I am very, very sorry. 

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Barack Obama crying over his failed presidency.

I apologize to the American voters – both living and dead, legal and illegal – for betraying the trust of that wonderfully diverse group. I have set back race relations in this nation by several decades, especially by spitefully encouraging African-Americans to commit acts of violence against police officers. Even a former member of my own White House staff succumbed to my calls for violence and shot at a law enforcement officer.  

I apologize for destroying health insurance for so many working class families. My ego and my fundamental dishonesty drove me to the many lies I told about Obamacare. Please forgive me, though I do not deserve it. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: FAILURE PERSONIFIED

Obama supporters BIGI think the labels Liberal and Conservative have become meaningless here in this era of political transition. The Libertarian label has become just as meaningless. Plus I’m an Independent voter, not a member of the Democratic or Republican parties. I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the very worst president the United States has ever had.

Obama is a demagogue who has thrived on race-baiting and on every other method of tearing the country apart into virtually warring camps. He is weak and inept. His administration has been overflowing with scandal since his first year in office but by obstructing the investigations every step of the way this white collar criminal has made it so that probes into even his earliest misdeeds are still dragging on and on. Obama then counts on public boredom with the investigations to provide him with additional cover.   

Obamacare corpseLittle Barry has made health insurance unaffordable for the working class and has caused the loss of countless full-time jobs. He then brags about all the new part-time jobs that have sprung up. This piece of garbage hasn’t even been good for the Democratic Party. As Rory Cooper and others have pointed out, under Obama the Democrats have lost over 900 seats in state legislatures, at least a dozen gubernatorial seats, 69 seats in the House and 13 more in the Senate. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: VILLAGE IDIOT

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OBAMA: TO HELL WITH CITIZENS WHO NEVER BREAK THE LAW! THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS FELONS, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND 16 YEAR-OLDS TO VOTE!

I don’t like either American Liberals or American Conservatives, but there is no denying that Barack Obama has pioneered new depths of stupidity as president. Little Barry announced that the Justice Department (IN-justice Department during his bizarre administration) will no longer use the term “felons.” They will use the term “justice-involved individuals” instead. I’m serious. This is not a joke.

This moronic gesture is part of the Democratic Party’s push to have felons vote in American elections. Naturally they’re doing this because they know around 90% or so will vote for Democrats – and already ARE Democrats at this point. And that includes former office-holders. 

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*** *** *** *** *** The Party that hates American citizens and people who don’t break the law!

You’ll notice the Democrats know that fewer and fewer citizens are naive enough to trust them, that’s why they let illegal immigrants vote by fighting Voter I.D. laws. It’s also why they want felons to vote and are also trying to lower the voting age to 16. Hey, it’s TOUGH to find people who don’t remember (or are too young to have noticed) that the Democrats despise the working class just as much as the most bloated rich pig Republicans do.

Obama – the proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and founder of Iran’s nuclear weapons program – has also instructed colleges to stop asking applicants if they have a criminal record. I’m serious. Are the brainless bureaucrats who now constitute college administrations foolish enough to comply? If a convicted rapist enrolls and commits another rape on campus I hope the victim and/or their family sues the school AND the administrators responsible for following Little Barry’s inane policy. 

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