THE SUPERMAN MUSICAL FROM 1975

supe musicalIT’S A BIRD … IT’S A PLANE … IT’S SUPERMAN! (1975) – It’s the bomb that asks the musical question “How many Lembecks can you handle?” Even the most die-hard Superman fans would have a hard time forcing themselves to watch all of this made for tv movie version of the 1966 stage musical.

The needlessly awkward title is a viewer’s first hint that this cringe-inducing production will fail to live up to its potential. The second hint comes in the form of the distractingly cheap illustrated backdrops in every scene. Even Donny and Marie would have nixed those sets.

superman musical tv adDespite music by Charles Strouse, lyrics by Lee Adams and script by David Newman & Robert Benton this Superman musical was Broadway’s biggest flop in history as of the 1960s. It’s no great shakes in its televised form, either.

An early song, titled We Need Him, is actually pretty catchy and had me hoping for something halfway decent. Unfortunately most of the other songs are weak at best and annoying at worst. You’ve Got Possibilities and Ooh, Do You Love You are the only other standouts.  

Some of the comedy bits are reminiscent of the intentional camp of the 1960s Batman tv series, except for very seldom being actually funny. Only a few of the jokes land, but the failings of the songs and comedy bits are not the fault of the cast members, who try very hard and who have proven themselves in many other productions.  Continue reading

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAMES JOYCE!

jamesjoyceHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAMES JOYCE! His works got me hooked in my teens when I really related to his character Stephen Dedalus as he rejected his religion and indulged what I call his “young and pretentious side” in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. I wore out my copy of Joyce’s novel Ulysses and continue to mark Bloom’s Day to this very day.

Over the years Finnegans Wake replaced Ulysses as my favorite Joyce novel and I’m fonder than many people are of his play Exiles. Continue reading

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JIREL OF JOIRY: STORY THREE

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the stories of pulp heroine Jirel of Joiry, the Medieval French woman-warrior created by female author C.L. Moore in 1934. For the first story click HERE.

jirel meets magicJIREL MEETS MAGIC (1935) – First off, let me say that is a bizarrely bland and unfitting title for this wildly imaginative tale. It also ignores the supernatural elements of Jirel’s first two adventures by implying this is the first time she “meets” magic.

The story opens up with Jirel on horseback leading her army in a bloody assault on Castle Guischard, the stronghold of the sorcerer Giraud. When our heroine leads the way into the castle itself, even her bravest men are a bit intimidated by the dark history of the place, but charge in along with her.

jirel on hillWhen the last of Giraud’s men are slain and all secret passageways from Castle Guischard are covered, Jirel and her men scour the entire castle for any sign of the sorcerer, whom she has sworn to kill over his double-dealing with her.

At last, in a high tower of the castle, Jirel finds what must have been Giraud’s hiding place and sees how he apparently fled.

Behind plush curtains is a window with impossibly large ivory shutters. Once opened, those shutters reveal that the window leads not to the outside, but to another dimension in which Giraud has sought shelter.
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ANOTHER COURT RULES THAT THE “CHEAT BY MAIL” CHANGES FOR THE 2020 ELECTION WERE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Biden and Bush asterisks

“I didn’t really win mine, either.”

Add Pennsylvania to the states where courts have ruled unconstitutional the mail-in (“cheat by mail”) vote procedures unilaterally forced through by Democrat office-holders before the 2020 election. It’s no secret at this point that the long, drawn-out court procedures necessary to wade through were counted on by the Democrats, knowing that proper challenges and appeals could not be finalized before November 3rd, 2020. 

With this latest court decision (link below) we have even further support regarding the way that the 2020 presidential election was at least as corrupt and tainted as the 1876 and year 2000 presidential results. Naturally at this point we cannot go back and discard the ballots which came in improperly, or without postmark dates or which otherwise failed to meet legal standards, but Joe Biden has joined George W Bush in 2000 and Rutherford B Hayes in 1876 with an eternal asterisk by his name. Continue reading

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COOL-NAMED COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM: SOUTH CAROLINA FAITH A&M

It’s been awhile since Balladeer’s Blog has posted a shoutout to a neglected college sports team with a cool name. Here’s the first in a long time.

sc faith am College: SOUTH CAROLINA FAITH A&M

Team Name: RAGIN’ BULLS

Location: Summerville, SC Continue reading

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AUSTRALIAN NEWS ON BIDEN’S MENTAL UNFITNESS AND THE MEDIA BIAS PROTECTING HIM

biden and doorHere is a very well worded take on corrupt yet senile Joe Biden’s repulsive behavior and mental unfitness plus the way the Democrats’ media outlets try to shield him in Big Brother fashion.

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BIG ZAPPER (1973) AND ZAPPER’S BLADE OF VENGEANCE (1974)

Big ZapperBIG ZAPPER (1973) – Linda Marlowe stars as Harriet Zapper, a two-fisted private investigator, in this first of two Zapper movies directed by Balladeer’s Blog’s old friend Lindsay Shonteff. If they ever build a Museum of Britsploitation Films, Shonteff will have an entire wing dedicated to him.

In the past I’ve covered Lindsay’s various pale imitations of the James Bond movies – Number One of the Secret Service, The Man From S.E.X., Number One Gun, The 2nd Best Secret Agent in the Whole Wide World and others.

harriet with gunOften forgotten were the man’s pair of films about a virtual “Dirty Harriet” with sexy Linda Marlowe as the lead. I’ve read some reviews that bash Marlowe’s performance as Harriet Zapper but all I can say is those critics must never have seen Lindsay Shonteff’s other film projects. NO actor can come off looking talented under Shonteff’s direction.

Big Zapper finds millionaire Jeremiah Horn (Jack May) hiring Harriet Zapper to find his missing son and daughter. Harriet dives into the investigation and learns that both of the teens were murdered by the criminal organization of a psychotic gangster called Kono (perennial Shonteff villain Gary Hope). Continue reading

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CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON: 1970s CLASSICS 5 – THE YELLOW CLAW

For Part One of this series click HERE.

ca f 165CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON Vol 1 #165 (September 1973)

Title: The Yellow Claw Strikes

Villain: The Yellow Claw (later called the Golden Claw)

Synopsis: We pick up right where we left off last time around, on top of the walls around Grimrock Prison in Maryland, where Captain America and the Falcon defeated the supervillainess Nightshade. 

nick furyNick Fury, who arrived recently with several armed S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in helicopters, is still explaining to Cap and Falc that Nightshade was being financed by the Yellow Claw. Fury and his agents arrived hoping to capture the Claw but that villain had already escaped.   

Things are still a bit tense between Cap and Nick because this is only their second face to face meeting since Contessa Valentina went back to Nick after making him think she was leaving him for Cap. (She did that to get back at Nick for the way he temporarily dumped HER for Laura Brown. What a Soap Opera.)

Fury, in a ridiculously irrational dispay of anger, tries accusing Steve and Sam (Cap & Falc) of screwing up S.H.I.E.L.D.’s attempt to arrest the Yellow Claw, even though our two heroes were lured to Grimrock Prison by Nightshade as part of her plan.
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THE HAMPDENSHIRE WONDER (1911): ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

Hampdenshire WonderTHE HAMPDEN-SHIRE WONDER (1911) – Written by J.D. Beresford. The story centers around Victor Stott, the remarkable son of Cricket star Ginger Stott. A news reporter who is on friendly terms with Ginger Stott meets his one year old child Victor during a train trip.

The reporter is disturbed by Victor’s obvious intelligence and menacing, piercing stare, though the prodigy’s father has forbidden the child to speak in order to avoid confirming suspicions regarding his paranormal intellect.

When Victor is five years old the anthropologist Squire Challis, another friend of the family, lets the obviously brilliant child loose in his extensive library. Victor manages to complete every book in Challis’ library in a matter of days. He then proceeds to debate and demolish all of Challis’ deeply-held views in a variety of scholarly subjects. Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT ATROCITY ROUNDUP: JANUARY 28th

democrat platform hatredThe Democrats, the political party that I’m ashamed to say I used to belong to before becoming an Independent Voter, continue their virtual war on the rest of us.

Sometimes Democrats don’t like me using their party affiliation when pointing out the things they do but other labels don’t apply to them here in the 21st Century. Democrats are definitely NOT liberals, they are the most illiberal people imaginable and support oppression from censorship onward. They are NOT progressives, they are trapped in the past and are still fighting a version of the United States that has not existed for decades.

I call them Democrats because that’s what they are – political zealots whose only allegiance is to The Party. They are such hollow, empty people that they have no identity outside of their political opinions. They cannot relate to other human beings on any level except the ephemeral, political level.

Tiny hands Joe Biden

Corrupt, senile, tiny-handed Joe Biden

BIDEN INFLATION – RECORD BREAKING HIGH.

LAW FIRMS DONATED FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS TO THE DEMOCRATS AFTER BEING AWARDED GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS. Can you say “kickbacks?” 

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTERS DEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI & HUSBAND HAVE GOTTEN EVEN WEALTHIER FROM BUSINESS DEALS WITH CHINA. Not as wealthy as the Biden Crime Family, but still …

BRITISH NEWS OUTLET COVERS THE FACT THAT THREE MEMBERS OF BIDEN’S OWN REGIME HAVE RESIGNED & PULLED OUT OF THE TALKS WITH IRAN BECAUSE OF BIDEN’S WEAKNESS. The members stated Biden is “putting national security at risk” and say America should return to Trump’s Iran policy.

DEMOCRATS IGNORE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE OF COLOR STRONGLY SUPPORT VOTER I.D

nancy pelosi fistDEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI DEFENDING CORRUPT INSIDER TRADING BY HERSELF AND HER COLLEAGUES

DEMOCRAT AT MSNBC ENCOURAGES VIEWERS TO PICK UP A WEAPON AGAINST THOSE WITH DIFFERENT POLITICAL OPINIONS.  

BIDEN REGIME CALLED OUT YET AGAIN FOR THE WAY THEIR POLICIES HAVE CAUSED CHAOS, ATROCITIES AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER.

UKRAINE’S PRESIDENT TRIES TO GET BIDEN TO STOP PANICKING.

PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE BILLIONAIRE GIVES ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLAR BRIBE “DONATION” (wink) TO DEMOCRATS FOR THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS

DEMOCRAT ALYSSA MASTROMONACO CALLS SENATOR KYRSTEN SINEMA A “C*NT.” Continue reading

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