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POLITICAL CARTOONS: AUGUST 10th

First up this time is a look at Democrat Joaquin Castro’s ugly fascist attempt to sic violent mobs of slobbering psychopaths on people who donated to de facto Third Party President Donald Trump … And accidentally exposed some of his own donors who also donated to Trump. Democrat intolerance at its worst. 

Castro fascist

Then there’s this look at some Karmic Justice that has been handed out to assorted political malefactors lately.

Deep State Chickens

Democrats are determined to make the vague but convenient labels “white supremacist” and “white nationalist” as overused and meaningless as they’ve made “racist.” One of their dumbest maneuvers has been the pretense that the “OK” sign is a secret white supremacist hand gesture. Here we see Democrat Elijah Cummings, noted white supremacist, making that hand sign. 

Cummings making OK sign

 

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RANDOM WEIRDNESS: SUNDAY EDITION

Balladeer’s Blog’s Random Weirdness item makes its long-awaited return with this little honey:

random weirdness satan

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THE TEXAS TWENTY-SEVEN FILM VAULT: BILLY THE KID VS DRACULA AND FRONTIER MARSHAL

Frontierado is coming up on Friday, August 2nd! Here’s a brief look at two films presented on The Texas 27 Film Vault that match the old west theme of this holiday season. Randy Clower and Richard Malmos were the hosts.

A movie guaranteed to contain absolutely NO accurate information.

A movie guaranteed to contain absolutely NO accurate information.

FRONTIER MARSHAL (1939)

Original Broadcast Date: Saturday October 25th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am.

Serial: An episode of Mysterious Doctor Satan was shown before the movie. This 1940 serial presented the title villain trying to take over the world with a big, goofy robot while being opposed by a masked superhero called Copperhead.  

Movie: Frontier Marshal is notorious as the LEAST historically accurate depiction of the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. Randolph Scott starred as Wyatt Earp with Cesar Romero as Doc Holliday. Nobody can pronounce Doc’s name right, plus he’s presented as a Medical Doctor instead of a dentist. Meanwhile Doc himself starts out the film drinking only milk. (?)

Randy (right) and Richard way down on Level 31 hosting The Texas 27 Film Vault

Randy (right) and Richard way down on Level 31 hosting The Texas 27 Film Vault

No Clantons or McClaurey’s are to be found anywhere, nor are Wyatt’s brothers. Doc is shown getting killed off BEFORE the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral even happens! To top it all off the famous gunfight takes place at night for no apparent reason and Wyatt’s only ally in the battle is a saloon girl who had a crush on Doc. Bad craziness all around in this little honey.   Continue reading

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POLITICAL CARTOONS: JULY 26th

Captain Pike

ROBERT MUELLER

Robert Mueller did his best Captain Pike imitation this week to further cement what a joke and a waste of time his farcical “investigation” was. Some compared Mueller’s testimony to Weekend at Bernie’s and given how brain-dead Murky Mueller seemed they may be on to something.

It was hilarious to watch this corrupt and worthless little man slither off into the sunset accompanied by the boos and impotent outrage of anti-Trump fascists.   

This cartoon found another excellent comparison for the crooked Mueller’s abysmal performance: 

Mueller deer in the headlights 

But there’s something to be said for this next comparison, too:

Mueller wile e coyote

And if you prefer the classics: 

Mueller Hindenburg

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COCKROACH ROBERT MUELLER, NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT PROSECUTOR, SCUTTLES ALONG OUR KITCHEN FLOORS AGAIN

Mueller t-shirtRobert Mueller has replaced Richard Nixon as the National Cockroach. Even among notoriously sleazy American Prosecutors, Mueller has a name that’s synonymous with sludge. Just search under “Robert Mueller Scandals” and take your pick from all of the left-wing and right-wing news outlets. Mueller’s infamous involvement in abetting gangster Whitey Bulger by keeping innocent people in prison for years is just ONE of this greaseball’s many scandals.

Mueller CockroachI joked recently that next the Democrats will beg Mueller to write a fictionalized account of what he thinks happened in the nonexistent “Russian Collusion” (LMAO) fantasy. Then they can call him back AGAIN and ask hypothetical questions about what each line in the fictional account might mean, all the while pretending that their obsession with trying to revive Murky Mueller’s failed Witch Hunt means there’s smoke there.   

 

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POLITICAL CARTOONS: JULY 16th

Mascot new lookUp first we have the latest hilarious hypocrisy from the hatemongering, race-baiting demagogues of the Democrat/ Ku Klux Klan Party. They spout non-stop hatred but snivel when they get any kind of pushback. (Note, too, the usual Democrat insinuation that to be black means you MUST obey the Democrats or else you’re not a “black voice.”) 

Trump vs the hatemongers

THE ODD SQUAD DEMOCRATS: Next we see the Four Hatemongers (Pressley, Omar, AOC & Tlaib) both WITHOUT their Klan robes on and WITH their Klan robes on. 

Four Hatemongers

Democrats KKK

This next one is a great reminder of how Democrat-run San Francisco and other spots in Democrat-run California have streets literally filled with human waste from all the illegal immigration and homelessness. But Californian politicians think they know what’s best for the whole country. 

California open cesspoolTrump Christmas Every DayThen there’s this reminder (left) that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump has done more for the poor and the working class of ALL colors than any other president in my lifetime.

And he’s done it while fighting BOTH the crooked Democrats AND the crooked Republicans.

Next we have a reminder of how the Techno-Fascists at Facebook, Google and Twitter need to have their companies made public utilities to stop their flagrant partisan abuse of their influence. 

Techno Fascists 2020

And there’s THIS reminder that the default position of Democrats in office is always to call EVERYBODY AND ANYBODY a (yaaawwwwn) “racist” or, even more absurdly, “a white supremacist.” 

AOC vs Pelosi

The Four Hatemongers express their animosity toward Jews:

Four Hatemongers on Jews

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FAQ: HOW MANY ANTIFA MEMBERS ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTORS?

Antifa is that youFAQ: HOW MANY ANTIFA (KLAN-Tifa) MEMBERS ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTORS?

ANSWER: It is not known how many ANTIFA (KLAN-Tifa) MEMBERS ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTORS. The cowardly masks that the pathetic fascists hide behind prevent any official head count of how many ANTIFA (KLAN-Tifa) MEMBERS ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTORS.

I have heard people mention that reasonable people might wonder how many ANTIFA (KLAN-Tifa) MEMBERS ARE RAPISTS AND CHILD MOLESTORS since they hide behind masks.

fascists will call themselves anti-fascistsFAQ: How many Antifa (really KLAN-Tifa) members, an unknown number of whom may be rapists and child molestors, would wet their pants and flee in terror if they ever encountered REAL Nazis?

ANSWER: All of them. Antifa (really KLAN-Tifa) members usually attack the elderly and the handicapped. 

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MOCK HEADLINES: JULY 12th

Joe Biden is creepyJOE BIDEN PROCLAIMS ” I RESPECT NO BORDERS” AND THREATENS TO “KICK TIME ZONES IN THE ASS!” 

BERNIE SANDERS DECLARES EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE EXCEPT HIS SPEECHES! VOWS TO KEEP GREEDILY HOARDING HIS OBSCENE SPEAKING FEES!

DEMOCRAT CHUCK SCHUMER DEFENDS THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS JEFFREY EPSTEIN “DONATED” TO HIS CAMPAIGN; DENIES LOLITA IS HIS FAVORITE NOVEL

THE MORE THAT DEMOCRAT FASCISTS GET PUSHBACK FOR THEIR VILE TREATMENT OF OTHERS THE MORE THEY ACCUSE THEIR VICTIMS OF BEING “UNCIVIL”

Joe Biden faceJOE BIDEN VOWS TO WRITE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER ELIMINATING LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE IF ELECTED

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP STILL SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED

DEMOCRATS BLAME TRUMP FOR THE FACT THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE NOW STAND UP TO DEMOCRATS’ FASCIST INTIMIDATION TACTICS

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR A RETURN TO THE PRE-TRUMP CUSTOM OF PEOPLE LETTING DEMOCRATS TREAT EVERYONE LIKE GARBAGE WITHOUT FIGHTING BACK

“IT’S DIVISIVE FOR OUR INTENDED VICTIMS TO FIGHT BACK,” DEMOCRATS INSIST

Biden and BernieBIDEN AND BERNIE EXPRESS DISGUST OVER THE CORRUPT POLITICAL SYSTEM THEY’VE HELPED RUN ALL OF THEIR ADULT LIVES

PEOPLE WHO HATED TRUMP YESTERDAY STILL HATE HIM TODAY (THIS IS NEVER NEWS, BUT THE DEMOCRATS IN THE MEDIA SEEM TO THINK IT IS)

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR MASS DEPORTATIONS OF EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT Continue reading

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DEMOCRAT FREDERICA WILSON CALLS FOR PEOPLE WHO RIDICULE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO BE PROSECUTED

#WalkAwayBrain-dead Frederica Wilson, Democrat member of Congress (aka “bought and paid-for whores”) openly called for people who ridicule members of Congress to be prosecuted. For what, the little imbecile apparently couldn’t say.

The simpleton also stumbled over her brief statement, confusing “unacceptable” and “not unacceptable.” Frederica, who dresses like a rodeo clown, is apparently one of those Democrats who think they are our rulers rather than our elected representatives.

Thank you, Frederica, for driving even MORE of us former Democrats to the #WALKAWAY movement. CHECK OUT #WALKAWAY online, by the way. It’s home to a lot of us former Democrats who have grown disgusted with what intolerant fascists that party has become. See also, Antifa’s (Really KLAN-Tifa’s) threat to start acid attacks next. Definitely not the party of FDR and JFK anymore. 

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DEMOCRATS DECIDE ON MATCHING OUTFITS FOR THEIR FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

Democrats KKKGiven the Clown Car full of Democrat candidates trying to outdo each other at hate-filled and snobbish remarks about the working class and the poor the logistics for the upcoming Presidential Debates have been particularly challenging.

As all veteran followers of Primary Debate Season know, each candidate’s camp fights to ensure that the layout and format will not put their candidate at a disadvantage. Even a perceived disadvantage. Arguments over matching attire for the debate participants are common, since sartorial excellence compared to one’s opponents can seem to give a candidate unearned gravitas. 

The Democrats have solved that problem for the first series of debates by mandating that all the participants will dress in these traditional Democrat uniforms from the post-Civil War period. However, burning crosses will NOT be permitted on-stage. 

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