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POLITICAL CARTOONS: JULY 26th

Captain Pike

ROBERT MUELLER

Robert Mueller did his best Captain Pike imitation this week to further cement what a joke and a waste of time his farcical “investigation” was. Some compared Mueller’s testimony to Weekend at Bernie’s and given how brain-dead Murky Mueller seemed they may be on to something.

It was hilarious to watch this corrupt and worthless little man slither off into the sunset accompanied by the boos and impotent outrage of anti-Trump fascists.   

This cartoon found another excellent comparison for the crooked Mueller’s abysmal performance: 

Mueller deer in the headlights 

But there’s something to be said for this next comparison, too:

Mueller wile e coyote

And if you prefer the classics: 

Mueller Hindenburg

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COCKROACH ROBERT MUELLER, NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT PROSECUTOR, SCUTTLES ALONG OUR KITCHEN FLOORS AGAIN

Mueller t-shirtRobert Mueller has replaced Richard Nixon as the National Cockroach. Even among notoriously sleazy American Prosecutors, Mueller has a name that’s synonymous with sludge. Just search under “Robert Mueller Scandals” and take your pick from all of the left-wing and right-wing news outlets. Mueller’s infamous involvement in abetting gangster Whitey Bulger by keeping innocent people in prison for years is just ONE of this greaseball’s many scandals.

Mueller CockroachI joked recently that next the Democrats will beg Mueller to write a fictionalized account of what he thinks happened in the nonexistent “Russian Collusion” (LMAO) fantasy. Then they can call him back AGAIN and ask hypothetical questions about what each line in the fictional account might mean, all the while pretending that their obsession with trying to revive Murky Mueller’s failed Witch Hunt means there’s smoke there.   

 

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MUELLER DELIVERS HIS NOTHING BURGER

Robert Mueller surrendersThe proverbial wailing and gnashing of teeth on the part of those anti-Trump fascists who actually believed the Russian Collusion fantasy has been hilarious! Yesterday and today have provided memes aplenty from the comedy gold produced by the slobbering psychopaths who were suckered in by accused suborner of perjury Robert Mueller.

“Murky” Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary donors pursued endless process crimes to try to get their targets to conjure up anything they could use to promote the absurd Russian Collusion fairy-tale. Even for an American prosecutor Mueller is outrageously sleazy and corrupt. (Look into his dubious behavior during the Whitey Bulger business.)   

Mueller nothing burger

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TRUMP STILL HARASSED BY “MURKY” MUELLER AND HIS WITCH-HUNT

American FlagHere at Balladeer’s Blog I am appreciating all the history we are living through right now. America has its first de facto Third Party President in Donald Trump. He is being attacked from all sides by crooks just like Bernie Sanders or ANY OTHER outsider would have been.

The Office of Special Counsel was originally established as a safeguard. Unfortunately Republican Newt Gingrich ruined it with his Snipe Hunts against Bill Clinton in the 1990s. Then, since the Democrats can out-do the Republicans a hundred-fold when it comes to corrupting any and all governmental functions we now see them using the ongoing Witch-Hunt against President Trump as a Soft Coup.

The ridiculous “investigation” (LMAO) into non-existent Russian Collusion with the Trump Campaign has cancerously spread into a network of America’s corrupt politicians from BOTH PARTIES trying to drive out an outsider (Trump). They are leaving reasonable people with no reason to accept ANY findings that Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary Donors fabricate come up with.

It may result in an American version of the many European conflicts of the past over supposed “illegitimate” monarchs. Mueller has no credibility and I cannot blame anyone who would refuse to accept ANYTHING he tries to pin on Trump. (But if he finds something on Jared Kushner, the Fredo Corleone of the Trump Administration I have to admit I probably wouldn’t object. I might not even be able to stop laughing.) 

MUELLER’S CLOWN CAR OF CORRUPTION

Russian collusionIt’s no secret that the longer Mueller’s make-believe investigation (LMAO) goes on the more it has become apparent how Barack Obama imposed Chicago-Style Corruption in every governmental agency. And I mean EVERY.

Obama and Hillary expected her to win, in which case the subsequent chaos exposing her and Obama never would have happened. All their corruption would have been tucked away and hidden. It’s clear that all of this is one reason why Barack and his fellow crooks paniced when President Trump won.

Mueller’s ugly campaign against Flynn exposed how biased and one-sided Comey and Mueller are. Hillary and select “aides” were not put under oath when THEY were questioned by the FBI (Fuggedda Bout Integrity), which saved them from ever getting accused of “lying to the FBI” like Flynn – who WAS put under oath. Nice how that works out for crooked functionaries like Mueller.

THE CLOWNS: We’ll start with Robert “Hillary Donor” Mueller. His crooked buddy – former FBI Director James Comey – ADMITTED TO A CRIME, namely leaking a  memo. After some Salem Witch Trials-level judicial prestidigitation DemCorp and RepubCorp decided Trump must have done SOMETHING wrong and Murky Mueller was appointed Boss Clown of this travesty of a Special Counsel’s Office.

Even CNN was forced to admit Mueller loaded his staff with Hillary Clinton DONORS. A reasonable person might conclude Mueller’s staff is strictly out for vengeance on President Trump because Crooked Hillary lost to him. There’s also a senior advisor to Obama’s corrupt lackey Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder. THIS STAFF MAY SOUND LIKE AN ORGANIZED CRIME GANG BUT THEY’RE THE “INVESTIGATORS.” 

Peter StrzokPETER STRZOK (Pronounced “Strzok”) – This clown proved that there actually ARE grotesque ethical violations that – once sufficiently publicized – WILL force Murky Mueller and his Funky Bunch to pretend they’re going to do something about it. Strzok was – by his own social media accounts – a Hillary shoe-shine boy and bears a pathological hatred of President Trump. It redefines “sleaze” that this bizarre little man was allowed to be part of both the coverup of Hillary Clinton’s crimes and the investigation of the man who defeated her in the election.

And I didn’t even mention the ongoing investigation into Strzok and the “anti-Trump insurance policy.” The American “Intelligence Community,” folks!

ANDREW WEISMANN – This Mueller thug has been caught encouraging sabotage in the Department of Justice by communicating praise to the now-disgraced (and by the Supreme Court, no less) former Acting Attorney General Sally “Obama Lackey” Yates. Yep. Nothing wrong at all with having the losing team trying to undermine and/or overthrow the winner.

BRUCE G OHR – Rosenstein lackey Ohr was demoted recently over his alleged involvement in the fabricated Steele Intelligence Dossier, the bizarre gossip in which was used as the flimsy justification for FISA warrants to electronically monitor the incoming President Trump and … well, as we’ve seen, apparently anyone else Obama and Hillary had a grudge against or thought they could use to trump up charges against the man who defeated Crooked Hillary.

AND REMEMBER THE MAFIA-STLE WORDPLAY THAT OBAMA AND HILLARY’S THUGS USED ON THE STAND TO PRETEND PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS WRONG ABOUT BEING WIRETAPPED? SINCE IT TURNS OUT THAT THE TERM “WIRETAPPING” IS NO LONGER USED TO DESCRIBE THE TYPE OF ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE THAT TRUMP AND HIS STAFF AND FAMILY WERE SUBJECTED TO, THE SWAMP-CREATURES IN WASHINGTON’S CESSPOOL OF CORRUPTION TRIED USING THAT TO JUSTIFY WHAT A REASONABLE PERSON MIGHT CALL “LYING ON THE STAND.”

Throw in GPS Fusion and how many people – like Bruce Ohr’s wife – tied to IT are also being found to be connected to Murky Mueller’s SERIOUSLY compromised gang of “investigators”  (LMAO) and it makes it clear that assorted Banana Republics could point and laugh at what has been going on in the U.S. under those rival gangs of white-collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans.

Yes, Europeans, I know you hate Donald Trump so here’s another political pose you can affect to avoid having to say anything good about him: “The Americans have no grounds to ever talk about the supposed integrity of their political process now that Donald Trump of all people has been proven more honest than any American career politicians!”     Continue reading

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TRUMP CARDS II

Mascot with demo and repub headsWhile “Murky” Mueller and his Funky Bunch of Hillary donors continue to prove what a joke their “investigation” is, Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at more Trump Cards. 

But by the way, don’t you love how the new motto of the FBI (Fuggedda Bout Integrity) is “First we COMMIT the crimes, then we INVESTIGATE the crimes, and if you slip us enough incentive sometimes we’ll agree to SOLVE those crimes!”

Michelle Obama*** Anyway, our de facto Third Party President Donald Trump nicely overturned another idiotic policy from Michelle Obama by restoring the choice of chocolate milk for children at schools. It’s a small thing but the fact that that hopelessly embittered woman tried keeping chocolate milk from kids is so typical.

Thankfully now we have a sophisticated First Lady like Melania Trump who SPEAKS MORE LANGUAGES THAN BOTH OBAMAS COMBINED. 

Keith Olbermann*** As expected the Supreme Court AGAIN upheld President Trump’s travel restrictions. I only point this out because the hilariously uninformed people who hate Trump have such short attention spans they always celebrate the pointless challenges as if those ungrounded challenges “prove” Trump did something wrong. 

Elizabeth Warren interns*** A Think Progress Op-Ed recently blasted Faux-cahontas aka PRIVILEGED WHITE WOMAN SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN, who deceptively exploited minority set-asides by pretending to be 1-32nd Cherokee. The Tribe Warren claimed descent from REJECTED that claim long ago which is why President Trump delights in calling the repulsive Warren “Pocahontas.”

Deranged Trump-haters always feign outrage over that but conveniently overlook Warren’s offense, which denied academic employment to deserving minority women. Anyway, the Op-Ed is titled I AM A CHEROKEE WOMAN – ELIZABETH WARREN IS NOT, if you’re interested. Continue reading

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