Monthly Archives: May 2016

THE BIRDS (c 414/6 BC): ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY BY ARISTOPHANES

Birds by Aristophanes 1Balladeer’s Blog presents another examination of an ancient Greek political satire. This comedy by Aristophanes was one that I was planning on covering very soon when I started posting my reviews of Attic Old Comedy years ago. For various reasons it kept falling by the wayside.

Where am I going with this? For Aristophanes’ line “In Cloud-Cuckooland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are” make it “In Ivory Towerland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are.” But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The Birds is Aristophanes’ lengthiest surviving comedy and also the most analyzed (some would say over-analyzed). So much has already been written about this particular work that I’ve decided to forego my usual intensive examination of every scene. Instead I’ll go with a brief synopsis followed by a way I feel The Birds could be adapted (as opposed to translated) for the present day. 

SYNOPSIS

Birds by Aristophanes 2More than 2,300 years before George Orwell’s Animal Farm and 1984, Aristophanes was dealing with some of the same political themes. 

Pisthetaerus and Euelpides, Athenians feeling alienated by the increasingly restrictive laws and lawsuits of their home city have left Athens behind to start over with a new society. Part of the comedy centers around the ages-old theme of how those who seek to overthrow oppression often wind up becoming the new oppressors themselves. (Think of the 1960s generation of American liberals who became just as oppressive as they claimed previous generations had been) 

Another Orwellian theme finds Aristophanes satirizing the way in which the ruling class in any society uses and corrupts language to strengthen the subjugation of the populace. The Birds even features the importance of religious and historical myths in any culture as the leaders of the new civilization conjure up an all-new cosmology with “the birds” at the center to justify their own rule. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL: USCAA TOURNAMENT TEAMS

Here are the nine teams participating in the 2016 USCAA College World Series:

College of St Josephs Vermont Fighting SaintsONE SEED

Institution: COLLEGE OF SAINT JOSEPH’S (sic)

Team Name: FIGHTING SAINTS

Comment: The Fighting Saints were last year’s Runners-Up and hope to settle unfinished business in this year’s tourney.

rochestercollegewarriorsTWO SEED

Institution: ROCHESTER COLLEGE

Team Name: WARRIORS

Comment: Year in and year out Rochester College seems to wind up in the USCAA Championship Series. They plan to make it further than in 2015. Continue reading

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MOSHIRI – AINU GOD

For Balladeer’s Blog’s article on other Ainu gods and goddesses click HERE 

Ainu mapMOSHIRI – Also called Moshiri-Kara. This Ainu deity falls under the global mythological category called Divine Geographers like Inugpasug from the Inuit pantheon, Khong Lo from the Vietnamese pantheon, Halmang from the Korean pantheon and Rapeto from the Merina pantheon in Madagascar.

Moshiri was dispatched to the Earth by Kando-Koro, the sky god and supreme ruler of Kamuikando, the heavenly home of the gods. Kando-Koro sent Moshiri down to form the amorphous mass of the Earth into separate continents, then form mountains, rivers, lakes and islands. Moshiri’s crowning and most important work of geographical structuring was the lands to be inhabited by the Ainu people. (Again we see that this type of ethnic chauvinism is a universal human foible) Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL POSTSEASON CONTINUES

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College of Marin MarinersNOR-CAL ROUND ONE – GAME ONE – The COLLEGE OF MARIN MARINERS welcomed their First Round opponents the CANADA COLLEGE COLTS. After a scoreless 1st Inning the Colts took a 1-0 lead in the 2nd and 2-0 in the 3rd before the 4th Inning ended with Canada College leading the Mariners by a score of 3-2. Neither team scored again until the 7th, when the College of Marin belted in SIX runs and rode them the rest of the way for an 8-3 victory. Mariners Pitcher Cooper Casad picked up the win.     Continue reading

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THE ULTIMATE COWARDS

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*** *** *** *** *** ** And no, I’m neither a Republican NOR a Conservative. I just don’t ignore American Liberal hypocrisy.

American Liberals (And I used to consider myself one until they adopted this bizarre attitude of Islam: Right or Wrong!) are the ultimate cowards. They try to take credit for the courage shown by people long ago while gutlessly slinking away from the dangerous issues of the here and now.

No, preening Liberal asses, it does not make you brave to CLAIM you would have stood up to the Nazis or the forces in favor of slavery or the blacklisters of the past. The ridiculous pretence that you worms would have had the backbone to oppose those oppressive forces is belied by your cowardly hypocrisy when it comes to similar forces wreaking havoc in the present day.

You’re too terrified to oppose Muslim fascists who have kept slavery going, who are homophobic and are otherwise intolerant. You’re too cowardly to even criticize Islam’s “Peculiar Institution” of treating women like they’re dirt. You’re far too timid to stand up to the left-wing blacklisters of today no matter how many careers they destroy or how many lives they ruin.

Instead you ignore and frustrate those Muslims who want to reform their faith and bring it into the 21st Century. You refuse to even let them speak on college campuses when you can stop them. And you aid and abet left-wing blacklisters ESPECIALLY among the secular clergy who pretend to be “educators” here in the 21st Century.

SO REMEMBER: SIMPLY CALLING YOURSELVES “LIBERALS” DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO INSINUATE YOURSELF INTO THE COURAGEOUS ACTIONS OF PEOPLE FROM DECADES PAST. THOSE PEOPLE WOULD MORE THAN LIKELY FIND YOU HYPOCRITICAL COWARDS EVERY BIT AS DIGUSTING AS THE REST OF US DO. 

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KALTHAR: FORGOTTEN SUPERHERO

Superhero movies continue to dominate at the box office, so Balladeer’s Blog figured it was time to look at another neglected comic book star: in this case Kalthar, from MLJ Publishing. FOR MY BIG LIST OF NEGLECTED MLJ SUPERHEROES CLICK HERE

KaltharKALTHAR THE GIANT MAN

Secret Identity: None. Kalthar is his real name. 

Origin: The father of the infant who would become known as Kalthar the Giant Man gave his life saving the Urgana African tribe from Muslim slave traders. To thank the dead hero for his role in keeping them free the Urgana people raised his infant son as one of their own and named the child Kalthar.

As he reached adulthood Kalthar formed a Tarzan-like bond with all the jungle animals around the Urganas’ Congo River locale. Kalthar so impressed Ta-Lo, the High Priest of the tribe, that the medicine man chose the adopted young man to receive the gift of the secret grains which Urgana medicine men discovered in the jungle. Those grains enabled Kalthar to grow to giant size and helped him battle evil-doers throughout Africa.     

First Appearance: Zip Comics number 1 (February 1940). His final Golden Age appearance came in 1941.

Powers: Continue reading

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COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: TOHONO O’ODHAM COLLEGE

Tohono O'odham JegosTOHONO O’ODHAM COLLEGE JEGOS

Location: Sells, AZ

Division: NJCAA (National Junior College Athletic Association)

Comment: The team name is pronounced “Jug-ohs” despite the way it may seem. That is how the word is pronounced in the Native American language of the Tohono O’odham people. What are Jegos? Here is an answer in the words of the folks at Tohono O’odham College: Continue reading

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY ASKS: WHY SHOULD AMERICAN CITIZENS BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

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“Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

The Democratic Party, aka the party that is just as much in the pockets of one percenters as the Republican Party is, has adopted an aggressive new policy. Previously the Democrats were happy simply to have untold numbers of illegal immigrants vote for them in U.S. elections. They did that by forever fighting the use of voter i.d since they know illegals will vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. The same applies to all of the convicted felons Democrats want to let vote.

Now the Democratic Party (Motto: Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed) has decided to take that strategy to the next level by indignantly asking what makes those snotty American citizens think they themselves have any right to vote! What nerve!

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Bernie Sanders agreed, proclaiming “It is the height of racism for working class Americans to think that we – their rightful rulers – have to let them vote! Our party needs to strike a blow for diversity and social justice by letting ONLY non-citizens vote. If anyone objects, just say ‘Those aren’t American values, dude’ and they’ll shut right up! It’s great being a politician when the voters are such browbeaten pussies that they’ll back down the minute they’re faced with any opposition.”

“That last sentence was off the record.” the former writer of rape porn quipped. As for candidate Clinton, she demanded $260,000 to provide any comment on the matter and referred all inquiries to her new campaign website. Access to that web site costs just $10,000 per week. 

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COLLEGE POLO CHAMPIONS FOR 2016

Balladeer’s Blog’s coverage of the world’s OLDEST team sport continues. Here are the men’s and women’s college polo champions for this year.

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Champions – TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY AGGIES

Runners-Up – UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA CAVALIERS 

Score – The Aggies defeated the Cavaliers 16-15. Continue reading

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART TWENTY-FIVE

OahuBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART TWENTY-FIVE

With the conclusion of the hours of romantic jockeying during the kilu competition, Hi’iaka and Prince Lohiau’s growing passion for each other was evident to all. Princess Pele’ula, one of Lohiau’s former flames, was inwardly seething at her failed attempt to reclaim his heart.  

This might have caused trouble for Hi’iaka, the Prince and the mortal woman Wahine if not for Hi’iaka’s quick thinking. The goddess used her divine power to transport herself and her two mortal traveling companions far away from Pele’ula’s realm in what is now Honolulu. In their place she left three images of herself, Lohiau and Wahine, fooling the Princess and her subjects into thinking they were still there at the kilu festival until the illusions evaporated nearly an hour later.   Continue reading

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