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June 2, 2016 · 9:32 pm

REPUBLICAN BILL KRISTOL:STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Panel left to right: Margaret Hoover - Political Contributor, CNN, Author, American Individualism, President, American Unity Fund; Bill Kristol - Founder/Editor, The Weekly Standard, Contributor, ABC News;

Funny Man Bill Kristol: He always keeps the straightest face this side of Leslie Nielsen while making everyone around him convulse with laughter!

Oh, I know for most people the late Andy Kaufman will always be the greatest “concept” comedian ever, but I’ve always been partial to funny man Bill Kristol. Bill’s send-ups of smug, pompous, callous and snobbish Conservative pundits have been making me laugh for years. Like Paul Reubens with his Pee Wee Herman character or Paul Schaeffer with his Vegas schmoozer act, Kristol never broke character. His serious expression made the da-da-esque comedy spilling from his mouth even funnier.

Sure, Stephen Colbert stole Kristol’s act, but Colbert was always too mainstream. Even the most humorless people knew Colbert was spoofing that annoying windbag Bill O’Reilly but real hipsters knew there were huge elements of Bill Kristol’s shtick stolen line for line. It’s like how the early rock’n’rollers unashamedly stole a lot of black music, y’know?  

This week Kristol churned out his latest comedy masterpiece: he plucked a guy named David French out of the Federal Witness Protection Program and claimed he was running the stooge as a Third Party Candidate! This after teasing the “big reveal” over the Memorial Day weekend on social media, bragging about how potent this mystery candidate would be. Ah, Bill! You still got it!

This is funnier than Firesign Theater’s “Papoon for President” bits or Steve Gerber’s “Howard the Duck for President” gag way back in 1976. Leave it to Bill Kristol to find a mock candidate even more absurd than those!  Continue reading →

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June 1, 2016 · 9:14 pm

IS REPUBLICAN KARL ROVE SECRETLY MISS PIGGY?

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*** *** *** *** *** *** Karl Rove, secret Furry.

Balladeer’s Blog has learned that the thoroughly detestable Karl Rove, a man synonymous with the disastrous presidency of George W Bush, has been maintaining a dual identity for decades.

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Karl in his better known identity of Miss Piggy.

In addition to being the living embodiment of the Bloated Rich Pigs that the world justifiably despises, Karl has been living out his secret Furry Fetish lifestyle as the popular Muppet called Miss Piggy. Continue reading →

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May 31, 2016 · 12:00 am

BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES

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Barack Obama contemplating his failed presidency

Very moving words from a president I have never believed capable of this type of honesty:

I, Barack Obama, apologize to everyone in the world for your misplaced hope in me, especially that premature Nobel Peace Prize which I have thoroughly failed to live up to. I apologize for giving nuclear weapons capability to the fanatics of Iran. Any and all deaths from Iranian nukes are to be blamed on me and me alone.

I apologize to the world for spawning the Islamic State and I beg all of you to please refer to it as “Obamastan” as a constant reminder of the shame that should forever be attached to me. The Islamic State/ Obamastan’s atrocities were enabled by me and I am very, very sorry. 

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Barack Obama crying over his failed presidency.

I apologize to the American voters – both living and dead, legal and illegal – for betraying the trust of that wonderfully diverse group. I have set back race relations in this nation by several decades, especially by spitefully encouraging African-Americans to commit acts of violence against police officers. Even a former member of my own White House staff succumbed to my calls for violence and shot at a law enforcement officer.  

I apologize for destroying health insurance for so many working class families. My ego and my fundamental dishonesty drove me to the many lies I told about Obamacare. Please forgive me, though I do not deserve it. Continue reading →

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May 24, 2016 · 8:19 pm

HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

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“If you don’t admit nothin’ then the prosecutors ain’t GOT nothin'”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. In 2012 I published new campaign slogans for Newt “Get off my lawn” Gingrich, a Republican. Here’s a look at new campaign slogans for Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party.

*** “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!”

*** “ALMOST LIFE-LIKE AND ALMOST THE NOMINEE!”

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The Party of millionaires who pretend to hate capitalism!

*** “VOTING FOR BERNIE SANDERS MAKES YOU A RECRUITING TOOL FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!”

*** “THE FEDS CAN’T PROVE NUTHIN‘ ON ME!” (Incidentally, that slogan has also been used for criminals trying to climb the ladder in the Mafia)

*** “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!” Continue reading →

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May 15, 2016 · 10:16 pm

CONDESCENDING WHITE WOMEN LOVE HIJABS

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ISLAM IS SLAVERY

Once again Huffington Post – the site for HUFFy, POST-menopausal white liberals – showcased virtue-signalling Western women who think they’re accomplishing something by dressing in the degrading body-bags that the patriarchal Muslim World imposes on women. Every time that happens I run this reminder: 

UNTIL SUCH TIME AS ALL MUSLIM WOMEN ARE FREE TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICE ON THE MATTER, IT IS IRRELEVANT HOW MANY MUSLIM “STEPFORD WIVES” COME FORWARD TO PRETEND MUSLIM WOMEN WEAR THOSE OUTFITS WILLINGLY. 

I’m not just pro-choice on abortion – I’m pro-choice on the clothing issue, too. American Liberals are too hypocritical for that. WANT TO HEAR FROM BRAVE MUSLIM WOMEN WHO POINT OUT THE DAMAGE POMPOUS WHITE WOMEN DO BY DONNING HIJABS? READ IT HERE

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May 4, 2016 · 5:17 pm

COLLEGE BASEBALL POSTSEASON CONTINUES

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College of Marin MarinersNOR-CAL ROUND ONE – GAME ONE – The COLLEGE OF MARIN MARINERS welcomed their First Round opponents the CANADA COLLEGE COLTS. After a scoreless 1st Inning the Colts took a 1-0 lead in the 2nd and 2-0 in the 3rd before the 4th Inning ended with Canada College leading the Mariners by a score of 3-2. Neither team scored again until the 7th, when the College of Marin belted in SIX runs and rode them the rest of the way for an 8-3 victory. Mariners Pitcher Cooper Casad picked up the win.     Continue reading →

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April 30, 2016 · 10:44 pm

COLLEGE BASEBALL POSTSEASON DAY TWO

lindsey wilson blue raidersMID-SOUTH CONFERENCE – ROUND TWO – The 2 seeds – the LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS – eliminated the 7th seeded UNIVERSITY OF THE CUMBERLANDS PATRIOTS, beating them two days in a row, this time in a 15-9 shootout.    ###     Meanwhile the (5) CUMBERLAND UNIVERSITY PHOENIX completed their upset of the (4) GEORGETOWN (KY) COLLEGE TIGERS with a 4-2 triumph.     Continue reading →

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April 30, 2016 · 4:26 pm

OBAMA: IT’S ALL PART OF HIS DEMAGOGUE FANTASY

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OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude! 

Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.

The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much. 

Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.  

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United States President Barack Obama

** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.

** Discovering penicillin.

** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)

** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”

** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading →

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April 29, 2016 · 11:35 pm

Illegal immigrants giving trouble in Germany.

Reblogged from Harry at Dribbling Pensioner

 

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Female Physician in Munich, Germany sends a message to the world.

Please forward this or re-blog it is being keep secret by Germany.

Yesterday, at the hospital we had a meeting about how the situation here and at the other Munich hospitals is unsustainable. Clinics cannot handle emergencies, so they are starting to send everything to the hospitals.
Many Muslims are refusing treatment by female staff and, we, women, are refusing to go among them, especially from Africa.

Relations between the staff and migrants are going from bad to worse. Since last weekend, migrants going to the hospitals must be accompanied by police with K-9 units.

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April 27, 2016 · 10:11 pm

RECENT ATTACKS: MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR

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This should go without saying, but not to the enablers of Muslim violence.

I consider all religions to be nothing but irrational mythology. That said there is only ONE religion in the world that elected officials and the increasingly shrill media constantly try to browbeat the rest of us into regarding with a reverence it does not deserve: Islam. (But only those elements of Islam that are violent and want to live in the past. Muslims working to reform their faith get ignored by the Left, who accuse them of “internalizing Western oppression.”)

*** APRIL 25th – Enugu, Nigeria – Muslim fascists attacked, shooting and hacking 48 innocent people to death and injuring over 60 more. 

*** APRIL 11th – Gashak, Nigeria – Islamists raided the area, killing 44 innocent people and injuring an unknown number of additional victims.

April 3rd – Marib, Yemen – Muslim fascists attacked a hospital (how brave) and killed 3 innocent people while wounding 17 more. (And remember, Obama STILL pretends Yemen is a shining success of his administration.) 

April 4th – Izghe, Nigeria – Boko Haram, the local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine, attacked the town, killing 5 innocent people. 

April 5th – Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan – Islamofascists gunned down 4 innocent people. 

 

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This man has provided a nuclear weapons program to the kind of fanatics carrying out these attacks.

April 6th – Diffa, Niger – Two Muslim suicide bombers killed 3 innocent people and injured 3 others.

April 7th – Gurum, Nigeria – The Muslim maniacs of Boko Haram tried to burn down the town, killing 20 innocent people in the process. 

Also April 7th – Aleppo, Syria – The Islamic State (also known as Obamastan) launched chemical weapons into a residential neighborhood, killing 23 innocent people and injuring over 100 others. 

Also April 7th – Sheikh Zuweid, Egypt – Muslim fascist bombers killed 4 innocent people and injured 14 more.   

April 8th – Hamar Weyne, Somalia – Muslim fascists fire mortars into a neighborhood, killing 3 innocent people and injuring over 10 more. 

Obama work here is doneApril 9th – Darb Hassan, Syria – Mines of the Islamic State (Obamastan) killed 6 innocent children and injured 3 more. 

Also April 9th – Mogadishu, Somalia – Muslim fascist car-bombers rammed a restaurant, killing 6 innocent people and injuring 5 more.

Also April 9th – Ahwar, Yemen – More Obama success as Al Qaeda abducted and beheaded 19 innocent people.  

STILL April 9th – Basilan , Philippines – Abu Sayyaf, the local franchise in the Global Muslim Murder Machine, ambushed and killed 18 innocent people and injured 53 more.   Continue reading →

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