OBAMA: That was me in Tiananmen Square, dude!
Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.
The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much.
Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.
United States President Barack Obama
** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.
** Discovering penicillin.
** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)
** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”
** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?” Continue reading
Obama at his most presidential
It’s interesting being at ground zero for the development of all the political myths surrounding the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. If you retold the ridiculous tale of George Washington and the cherry tree but put Little Barry as the main character his mindless, unquestioning supporters would believe every silly word of it. And accuse people of (yaaaawwwwnnn) “racism” if they pointed out what an inane story it was.
Another myth about the Shallow One is that he supposedly has some kind of grasp of the Muslim world. Nothing could be further from the truth as the widespread criticism (FROM BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES) of his deeply flawed and virtually masochistic negotiations with Iran have revealed.
Always a bigot, Obama has even taken to excoriating “Jews” in Congress, scapegoating them for the world’s recognition of what a fool Iran is playing him for. He played the Jew Card against his own party’s Chuck Schumer for pointing out how Obama is getting chewed up and spit out by the Iranian negotiators.
Even Iran’s very public ridicule of Little Barry goes right over his head. Hilarious! Even more hilarious is that Obama’s supporters will go on pretending he’s doing a great job dealing with Iran.
But remember, the overwhelming majority of Obama supporters also believe the moon landings were faked.
Obama supporters also think that Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks. Continue reading
Nancy Pelosi, the poster child for having way too much plastic surgery, thinks the U.S. should withdraw from San Diego and Minneapolis.
Six male Muslims were arrested in San Diego and Minneapolis in anti-terrorist raids on Sunday. The men were seized for attempting to aid the Islamic Republic, which was spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq.
Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats immediately came forward and said “This proves America needs to withdraw from San Diego and Minneapolis. The longer we stay there we are just driving more and more Muslims into the arms of the Islamofascists. No more blood for oil! We MUST withdraw! If we weren’t in San Diego or Minneapolis those Muslims would not hate us. It is the policy of the Democratic Party that the United States will NEVER win another armed conflict ever again. Oh, and by the way WE’RE the real terrorists.”
The decrepit 1960’s generation of American Liberals expressed agreement. A spokesperson for that vain and self-centered generation said “We don’t know anything about history except the Vietnam War. Withdrawing from Vietnam seemed to end that conflict so our solution to EVERY war for the rest of eternity will always be ‘Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw!’ The only reason America is in San Diego and Minneapolis is because of imperialism and racism. Therefore, our generation will ALWAYS support the Muslim freedom fighters who want America out of San Diego and Minneapolis. Did I mention we protested the Vietnam War?” Continue reading
THE MUSLIM SACRAMENT OF BEHEADING.
The Islamic State, spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, continues to terrorize more and more countries. The Muslim fanatics engaged in the mass beheading of at least 30 Christians in Ethiopia after raiding their churches and destroying their objects of worship.
As usual with Muslim savages they were very, very proud of their handiwork and released a video of the event, promising to kill all Christians who cross their path. What else would you expect from a religion founded by an insane child rapist? I contacted Muhammad for a comment on all this and he replied “Islam’s ambition is to be to the 21st Century what the Nazis were to the 20th. Those gutless hypocrites called American Liberals are our biggest supporters and they enable every one of the deaths we inflict! What irony!” Continue reading
CAN THIS BLITHERING IDIOT (WHO ALSO, IF YOU’LL RECALL, RECENTLY SAID THE WORLD WAS THE LEAST VIOLENT IT’S EVER BEEN) DO ANYTHING RIGHT? Continue reading
American Liberals have no grasp of reality though they pompously think they know more than anyone else about any and every subject that ever comes up in conversation.