Yes, that title is a reference to the song Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy. Balladeer’s Blog criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally, and has noticed how Barack Obama has retreated into a world of fantasy to hide from his countless failures, as has been noted even by various European news outlets.
The delusional fool, by this point preaching only to his own mindless, fascistic worshippers, has been touring the world and distorting his awful record by claiming to have saved economies he’s ruined and pretending he has made the world “a safer place.” A safer place for Muslim dictators maybe – but the free world? Not so much.
Anyway, in the spirit of Obama’s deranged claims here are a few other items that weak, inept and crooked little man will probably try to take credit for.
** Playing Urkel on the sitcom Family Matters.
** Discovering penicillin.
** Letting the dogs out. (Say what you will, it takes balls to try a Baha-Men reference in the year 2016)
** Having his presidency foretold by Nostradamus when he wrote “And a self-infatuated fool/ With ears as large as dinner plates/ Will undo decades of progress/ As he stubbornly clings like dogshit to the bottom of history’s shoes.”
** Coining the expression “Ya workin’ hard or hardly workin’?”
** Being not only the 1st African-American President but the 3rd and 4th as well. (Hey, it makes as much sense as anything else Little Barry is claiming.)
** Writing Gone With The Wind, The Godfather and Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
** Making nuclear attacks by Muslim fanatics infinitely easier. (Okay, that one’s valid.)
** Causing the 18 1/2 minute gap in the Watergate Tapes.
** Providing the voice of Maggie Simpson.
** Forcing through the Louisiana Purchase.
** Making even the supreme ass George W Bush look competent. (Well, okay, I’ll give him that one, too.)
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