Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog finds it hilarious the way that Time recently ran an article figuratively saying “Yes, there was a conspiracy of bloated rich pigs, Big Tech and others during the forever-tainted 2020 election, but that’s a GOOD thing.” Uh. Yeah. What could go wrong with a bunch of privileged white corporate fascists and other allies of just one political party interfering with elections in order to get their desired outcome?
For the umpteenth time I will point out how this is so often the way here in the U.S. – the Powers That Be lie and insist something is NOT happening, then when too much evidence to the contrary surfaces they switch to “yes, the thing we’ve been denying DID happen but that’s a GOOD thing!”
At any rate, for imbeciles who only pay attention to news outlets that pander to their own political biases here’s a list of mock headlines about Senile Joe Biden if he was covered in the same hysterical and panicked way that de facto Third Party President Donald Trump was covered. In the text will be links to the actual items.
JOE BIDEN STILL HAS KIDS IN CAGES – Okay, for this one, I won’t bother since we all know that anti-Trump fascists only pretended to care about kids in cages just so they could attack Trump. The repulsive hypocrites are/ were fine with Biden and Obama having kids in cages. They’re also fine with Gitmo, which they pretended to hate when Obama promised to close it down over ten years ago. (PSSST. It’s STILL open.)
A NEW HITLER? ACCUSED RAPIST JOE BIDEN DENIES PREGNANT FEDERAL WORKERS EXTENDED FAMILY LEAVE.
BIDEN’S WAR ON THE RULE OF LAW CONTINUES! ALL SENSIBLE PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!
RUSSIAN COLLUSION? DATA MAVEN SAYS FRAUD AFFECTED THE ELECTION OUTCOME.
BIDEN CONTINUES LYING ABOUT COMING UNDER FIRE OVERSEAS! BIDEN LIE COUNTER TOPS 1,000!
FAILED BIDEN ADMINISTRATION UNLEASHES “TSUNAMI OF HATRED” ON NATION! IS BIDEN THE NEW HITLER?
WHITE SUPREMACIST BIDEN REGIME LOSES 20 MILLION DOSES OF COVID VACCINE! BIDEN CALLED THE NEW HITLER!
HITLER-LIKE BIDEN FURTHER DIVIDES NATION WITH HIS HITLERISH WAYS! HITLER!
HITLERISH BIDEN ALREADY LABELED WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
HATED FASCIST DICTATOR JOE BIDEN AND WIFE BOOED DURING TAPED SUPERBOWL MESSAGE!
BIDEN’S HATRED OF THE POOR CONTINUES AS HE SENDS BLUE COLLAR WORKERS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE COVID VACCINE LINE! ALL CARING HUMAN BEINGS HATE BIDEN! Continue reading
BIDEN HAS KIDS IN CAGES (like during Obama’s and Trump’s administrations). Oh, that’s right, anti-Trump fascists never really cared about kids being in cages, they just wanted to use those kids as a political stick to attack Trump with. Now those hypocrites are back to not even pretending to care about such things. Anti-Trumpers apparently won’t complain about Joe Biden’s kids in cages. 
Remember when the following Democrat slogans were intended by me as humor? Well, the Democrats are proving they’re worse than any of us imagined. WE NEED THIRD PARTIES!
5. THE COCOANUTS (1929) – The Plot (As if it mattered) – A hotel manager (Groucho) plots a real estate swindle during the Florida land boom while a jewel theft on the premises attracts unwanted attention from the law. Chico and Harpo sow all manner of confusion while Margaret Dumont and Zeppo are on hand in their familiar and comfortable straight roles. 
While Senile Joe Biden hides away til Thursday night and tries to remember that he’s NOT running for the Senate (he’d be “the Senator from Burisma”) and while the Techno-Fascists who run Google and its ilk have been deservedly slapped with a huge antitrust suit, let’s combine Halloween Month with a few news items: 
Stephen King, looking nothing at all like a child molester who creepily hangs around children’s playgrounds, will be the mascot. 
DEMOCRATS GETTING MORE OPEN ABOUT THEIR PLANS FOR POST-ELECTION CHAOS FROM VOTE FRAUD, ETC
HEROIC BLACK PASSENGER WEARING “BLACK VOICES FOR TRUMP” HAT EJECTED FROM PLANE FOR TRUMPED-UP REASON
DEMOCRATS: WE OVERUSED THE WORD “RACIST” TO THE POINT OF MEANINGLESSNESS. NOW WE’RE DOING THE SAME WITH “WHITE SUPREMACIST.”
DEMOCRATS: IT’S EASIER TO JUST CONSTANTLY TELL EVERYONE HOW COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT YOU THINK YOU ARE THAN IT IS TO ACTUALLY BE COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT!
