DEMOCRAT SLOGANS: YESTERDAY’S JOKES ARE TODAY’S REALITY

democrat republican or awakeRemember when the following Democrat slogans were intended by me as humor? Well, the Democrats are proving they’re worse than any of us imagined. WE NEED THIRD PARTIES!

DEMOCRATS: YOU PEASANTS ARE ONLY AS FREE AS THE MOST INTOLERANT DEMOCRAT LETS YOU BE!

DEMOCRATS: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SIMPLE-MINDED FASCISTS IN LARGE NUMBERS!

DEMOCRATS: THIS DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP PERSON HAS FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE!

DEMOCRATS: WE NEED TO SAVAGELY BEAT ELDERLY AND HANDICAPPED TRUMP SUPPORTERS BECAUSE THEIR MERE EXISTENCE MAKES US FEEL “UNSAFE.”

DEMOCRATS: THE CAMPAIGN NEVER ENDS … AND NEITHER WILL OUR DISCOVERY OF BOXES FULL OF “UNCOUNTED” VOTES! 

DEMOCRATS: ALL OF OUR OPINIONS SHOULD CARRY THE FORCE OF LAW!

DEMOCRATS: WE OVERUSED THE WORD “RACIST” TO THE POINT OF MEANINGLESSNESS. NOW WE’RE DOING THE SAME WITH “WHITE SUPREMACIST.”

DEMOCRATS: A LOYALTY OATH TO OUR PARTY SHOULD BE NECESSARY TO QUALIFY FOR HEALTH CARE.

DEMOCRATS: WE ARE THE FASCISTS WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

DEMOCRATS: IF THE COUNTRY IS SPLIT ALMOST 50-50 THAT MEANS THAT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH US ARE BEING “DIVISIVE” … NEVER US!

DEMOCRATS: WE RUINED LIBERALISM! WE RUINED THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! WE RUINED THE COURT SYSTEM AND UNDERMINED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS ITSELF! PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

DEMOCRATS: IT’S EASIER TO JUST CONSTANTLY TELL EVERYONE HOW COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT YOU THINK YOU ARE THAN IT IS TO ACTUALLY BE COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT!

ONLY THOSE PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO AGREE WITH US WHITE DEMOCRATS ARE AUTHENTIC. THE REST MUST BE HOUNDED FROM PUBLIC LIFE OR RECANT.

DEMOCRATS: FILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY SOMETHING WE DISAGREE WITH IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF ACTIVISM!

DEMOCRATS: OPPRESSING PEOPLE WHILE POSING AS THE OPPRESSED!

DEMOCRATS: REMEMBER “DON’T TRUST ANYONE OVER THIRTY?” WE’VE ADJUSTED THAT TO “DON’T TRUST ANYONE UNDER SEVENTY OR OVER TWENTY-ONE!” 

DEMOCRATS: YOU PEONS NEED TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT THIS COUNTRY EXISTS SOLELY TO PERPETUATE PRIVILEGES FOR OUR POLITICAL PARTY!

DEMOCRATS: WE MAKE PURITANS OF THE 1600s LOOK TOLERANT OF DISSENTING OPINIONS! TO THEM DISSENT WAS A “SIN” – TO US IT’S “HATE!”

DEMOCRATS: SIMPLE-MINDED ADOLESCENT OUTRAGE IS A WAY OF LIFE. EVEN INTO OUR SEVENTIES! 

DEMOCRATS: WE CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY THROUGH CORPORATE FASCISM AND MASS MEDIA HARASSMENT!

DEMOCRATS: WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ELECTED REPUBLICANS TO TRASH THEIR OWN CONSTITUENTS JUST TO CURRY FAVOR WITH US!

YOU PEASANTS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY, DO, WRITE OR POST ON THE INTERNET ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH DON’T UPSET US DEMOCRATS.

MAKE SURE THAT ANY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WORN BY YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILDREN ARE APPROVED BY US DEMOCRATS … OTHERWISE WE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU!

DEMOCRATS: YOUR CHILDREN’S TEACHERS ARE OUR CLERGY!

DEMOCRATS: ANY SYSTEM IN WHICH ANY OF OUR CANDIDATES CAN LOSE IS AN UNFAIR SYSTEM THAT NEEDS CHANGED, DAMMIT!

DEMOCRATS: WHOEVER HAS THE POWER TO CENSOR YOU IS IN THE RIGHT … WHEN IT’S US.

And for more items about Democrat Atrocities click HERE  

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72 responses to “DEMOCRAT SLOGANS: YESTERDAY’S JOKES ARE TODAY’S REALITY

  1. Abu Musab an Fartawrwi

    Democrats: Doing for America what they’ve done to Detroit.

  2. It was so consoling to see this post after reading this one:

    https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/104192203/posts/3135835479

    I don’t think I can take anymore lies about our heroic Donald Trump. What makes me sick is people who don’t even live in America are the first to believe media lies. As you see I commented on the post. What’s scary is I have never felt fear in speaking of my Catholic faith and my love for the Blessed Virgin Mary, but sharing a love for President Trump is a new hate from other people that I have never experienced with religion. If you love Trump you have to be ready to lose people around you. Of course it’s hard and uncomfortable, but I love the truth, America and all President Trump as done for this country too much to sit back and remain silent when I see these lies.

    Sorry, I am…upset, as you see… but thank you for your refreshing posts and continuing to post the truth!

    Your friend!

    • I agree, especially about how overseas people are the first to believe lies about Trump. I would never presume to lecture them about their politics but they become rabid and savage when it comes to ours.

      President Trump was the best president of my lifetime for the working class and the poor. He should wear this 2nd impeachment as a badge of honor and as proof that he was a TRUE outsider rocking the corrupt boat of American politics. Hell, if a Democrat president went through that that is what they would do. Even if one of their presidents got hauled out of the White House in handcuffs they would immortalize the photos of it into a Che Guevara-style poster with the president holding up their handcuffed wrists proudly for all to see.

      Democrats could have backed off but they and the Republicans are terrified Trump will start a third party and mess up their corrupt playground more than he already has. Your friend.

      • What I despise about the left (it would appear fans of the left who don’t even live in our country are “left in spirit”) is how they are ready to post their political views but immediately can’t take the heat the moment someone comments anything contrary to their opinion in the post. For example, each time I have commented on that person’s blog (the link I sent you) he either doesn’t approve my comment for the public to see or does not respond (cancel culture much?) So….”you’re ready to post your views, but not ready to discuss them?” The hypocrisy is overbearing; the democracy WE know and love involves one where differences of opinion are welcomed and it doesn’t involve the end of a friendship (like the late RBG and Justice Scalia).

        I agree with you on all you said, my all knowing friend! And to be nominated for more than one Nobel Peace prize for all he has done to welcome peace in the middle east! Of course no one mentions his civil rights medal where he is pictures beside Rosa Parks. I wonder how long you and I will be able to share our views even on WordPress without being censored, as I so enjoy seeing all your posts filled with so much well grounded/ founded facts and researched truth! 🙂

      • Thank you so much for all those kind words! You’re way too nice to me! I agree about all that especially the way leftists use underhanded tactics because they can’t bear open debate. This time the anti-Trumpers wanted to strike before the public had a chance to see all the way through their lies, like happened over and over again during Trump’s administration. It’s always great to hear from you!

      • Amen to that!

        Hey, I call it like I see it. In today’s society there are so few I think well of, but you are one of them for your courage and boldness. I’m ready for that third party to start 🇺🇸😎

      • Thank you again! I hope that we get some true alternatives to the Democrats and Republicans.

      • Anytime my friend! Yes, in THIS lifetime.

  3. Trump should has his own party. I will vote for him again and again. But He has served his country for free. It’s time for him to relax and chill and watch the ss running by the swamp.

  4. Mina

    These are so perfect and so true.

  5. Patty

    It’s to the point where I’m as ashamed as you are of having once been a Democrat.

  6. Cosgrove

    Perfect! Democrats are Nazis now!

  7. Guava Man

    Democrats are even worse than these jokes would indicate.

  8. Jeff

    The Democrats are working hard to prove you right.

  9. Kimberly

    I used to think you were exaggerating how bad the Democrats have gotten but not anymore.

  10. Thiago Ribeiro

    America’s Democrats are the most disgusting fascists in the world.

  11. Imbebe Umbeaucoup

    Democrats really are the worst people to be around.

  12. Mac Mcleod

    They have more than lived up to your jokes.

  13. ontheroadwitheric

    Democrats think they control every aspect of our lives.

  14. CHET BREWER

    Democrats are Nazis and gangsters.

  15. JangoGod

    Congrats my man! These were dead on!

  16. I enjoy the way you puncture the damaged fascists called Democrats.

  17. Levin

    These are too close to reality for me to laugh.

  18. Tish

    Bring back Trump!

  19. Annette

    So you’re perfect?

  20. Ruth

    I used to be a Democrat too. No more. They are the worst people in America now.

  21. LadyDoomsinger

    The democrats are far worse than even the republicans now. I don’t know how anyone can vote for a democrat fascists now.

  22. Murphy

    You need to chill, dude. Democrats aren’t that bad.

  23. Gwen

    Resist the Democrats!

  24. Spago

    None of these make sense.

  25. Jerry

    Joe Biden is as illegitimate as George W Bush.

  26. Matthew Cherrier

    I could add a few to these! These are fun!

  27. The Jazz Man

    You have it backwards, these describe you.

  28. Taranto

    These slogans get more accurate every day.

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