POLL RESULT: TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST BILLIONAIRE OF ALL TIME

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Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her aide Huma Abedin.

Yes, seemingly every little piss-ant outfit imaginable runs their own poll these days so I figured Balladeer’s Blog might as well get in on the action.

97% of the respondents said they considered Donald Trump to be the most honest billionaire in history since Hillary Clinton and her owner George Soros haven’t been able to dredge up anything at all on him that is even a fraction as ugly as the daily revelations about Hillary and her fellow white collar criminals in DemCorp. The other 3% were killed by drones before they could answer.

119% of the respondents said that Chelsea Clinton really does kinda resemble Webb Hubbell.

78% of the respondents said they believed that Hillary Clinton has committed more crimes than all of the African-American voters she described as “Super Predators” put together.

Out of 1,312 Muslim jihadists 1,091 preferred to see Hillary Clinton become president, 212 accused her of being secretly Jewish and 9 accused ME of being secretly Jewish.

100% of recent American college graduates, when asked who they preferred to see become president, replied “President of what?”

83% of the respondents said they believed that Hillary was who Bill Clinton was referring to when he said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” 

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6 responses to “POLL RESULT: TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST BILLIONAIRE OF ALL TIME

  1. I know, right? All of Hillarys people and the media scouring Trump’s past and they can’t find anything except what Hillary calls bimbo eruptions.

  2. The Trump haters are really pissing me off now. They should just accept it and move on.

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