My take (for anybody who cares) will follow these light-hearted potential headlines.
CAREER CRIMINAL HILLARY CLINTON FAILS IN BID FOR WHITE HOUSE
DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY A PRESIDENT’S POWERS NEED REINED IN: And It Ain’t Because of (YAAAAAAWWWN) Racism
WAR WITH RUSSIA AVERTED WHEN MADWOMAN DENIED THE PRESIDENCY
ONE PERCENTERS AND BLOATED RICH PIGS OUTRAGED AT TRUMP WIN
BLOW STRUCK AGAINST AMERICAN LIBERAL COLONIALISM
VOTERS TO OBAMA: DROP DEAD
THE WORKING POOR DEFEAT THE MEDIA-DEMOCRAT MONOLITH
DEMOCRATS BANKED TOO MUCH ON ELDERLY WHITE LIBERALS WHO THINK IT’S 1967
ORANGE LIVES MATTER!
DE FACTO THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE WINS THE PRESIDENCY
DEMOCRATS’ PLANS FOR 2020: ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA!
MICHAEL MOORE ENGINEERS TRUMP VICTORY
NON-DEMOCRAT AND NON-REPUBLICAN BREAKS GLASS CEILING!
One percenter and bloated rich pig Mark Cuban (actual size)
MARK CUBAN: FROM BEGGING TO BE TRUMP’S VICE PRESIDENT TO SOUR GRAPES CRITIC TO IRRELEVANT BUFFOON IN ONE ELECTION CYCLE!
DEMOCRATS VOW: THE NEXT CRIMINAL WE RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVICTED AND SERVED THEIR TIME
TRUMP ON HOW HE ATTRACTED SO MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTES: “I ASKED FOR THEM” (DEMOCRAT TIP O’NEILL STILL HAS WISDOM FOR US)
LUNATIC FRINGE CONSISTING OF ABOUT 64 MILLION PEOPLE ELECTS TRUMP
HILLARY: IF I HAD KNOWN U.S. CITIZENS WERE VOTING I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE PANDERED FOR THEIR VOTES
TRUMP DOUBLES GOP’s USUAL AFRICAN-AMERICAN VOTE, PROVING WHAT A RACIST HE IS …?
GEORGE WILL AND BILL KRISTOL TO STAR IN FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF MONTY PYTHON’s “UPPER CLASS TWIT” SKETCH
PARTY OF SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW DEFEATED
MEDIA WHICH ASSURED US HILLARY WOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE NOW ASSURES US TRUMP WILL BLOW UP WORLD
DEMOCRATS STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ACTUAL VOTERS OUTNUMBER ACTORS AND SINGERS
CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH THE NOTION OF CONGRESSIONAL OBSTRUCTIONISM
BILLIONAIRE REALTOR BORROWS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY; SHOWS IT HOW TO WIN
BILL AYERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HILLARY SAYS “WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT AMERICA? I WAS RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF MEXICO”
WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE?
HILLARY QUOTES BART SIMPSON: “OH, MY OVARIES!”
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Dude I loved every one of these! Hillary would have been a disaster!
Thank you! I agree!