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August 16, 2016 · 10:09 pm

HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW SLOGANS

hillary clinton pooped pants

Which of her rich pig donors will Hillary reward with the most favors? … Depends.

Yes, another day, another prat-fall from the stumbling and bumbling Hillary, another indication that George Soros and other bloated rich pigs were bribing Hillary when she was Secretary of State and, most importantly, a slew of new slogans for the Hillarytron.

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S IN THE POCKET OF PEOPLE RICHER THAN DONALD TRUMP WILL EVER BE!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’LL PROTECT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT REPEATED CRIMES FROM THE SCUM CALLED AMERICAN CITIZENS!

Trump cartoonHILLARY CLINTON: IF ELECTED SHE PROMISES TO DRESS LIKE DOCTOR EVIL EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY!

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE’S FOR SALE! BELOW COST! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 

HILLARY CLINTON: SHE AND OBAMA MADE THE WORLD THE MESS IT IS TODAY, SO MAKE HER CLEAN IT UP!

HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH Continue reading →

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August 7, 2016 · 4:05 pm

OBAMA: THE MOST UNFIT PRESIDENT EVER

Obama making a face

The UNFIT Obama at his most presidential

Balladeer’s Blog has been one of the many sites around the world puncturing the silly myth that Barack Obama is competent. I’ll point out again that I’m sure future African-American presidents really WILL be capable people, but it’s ridiculous to pretend that Little Barry has been anything but a disaster. (Psst! I’m neither a Republican NOR a Democrat, so stop typing your accusation.)

To add some variety to my usual trashing of the weak, inept and crooked little man who thinks he can afford to call anyone ELSE “unfit” for the presidency, here’s a link to a terrific bit from the Boston Herald. Carr nicely lists some of the COUNTLESS incidents we’ve had where Obama was revealed as the idiot that he is. It just never got the apocalyptic coverage that other candidates get subjected to. First an excerpt: 

Unfit for office?

Let’s talk about that…

Obama at wheel

The most UNFIT president in American history.

“Brave talk from a guy who thinks there are 57 states, that they speak Austrian in Austria, that they speak Arabic in Afghanistan, who pronounced the state he lived in for three years as “Mass-a-tu-setts,” who pronounced corpsman as “corpseman.” Who thinks the Transcontinental Railroad was “intercontinental.”

“He described Eric Holder’s wife, a physician, as a “nationally renowned ohbee-gynee.” He misspelled “Syracus” on his NCAA brackets sheet. He is utterly tongue-tied without a teleprompter. He makes “recess” appointments when the Senate is not in recess.”

Obama I dont always“If he had a son, he would look like Trayvon Martin. His grandmother was a typical white person. The Cambridge Police Department acted stupidly.”

“It never ends with this buffoon. Yesterday, in Singapore, he mangled the name of the country’s founding father. He can’t be bothered acting like an adult.”  

*** To read the rest Continue reading →

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August 2, 2016 · 11:00 pm

AMERICAN MEDIA: THE BLOATED RICH PIGS WHO RUN IT WANT HILLARY AS PRESIDENT

Hillary confused

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** If every terse or ill-considered remark made by this bought-and-paid-for criminal was covered in the same paniced and apocalyptic manner that Trump’s every pronouncement was we might have a fair playing field. The American Media has managed the impossible – making Donald Trump the heroic underdog.

American media phonies are so cute when they pretend they care about the families of people in the armed forces. At this point I can’t blame anybody for wanting to vote for Donald Trump just to spite our corporate media, which is owned by the same bloated rich pigs and one percenters who own Hillary Clinton. (I liked Bernie, by the way.)

Hey, I get it, if Hillary doesn’t become president then all the money they funneled to her through the criminal Clinton Foundation will have gone to waste. If those bloated rich pigs want a return on their investment then the slime-dripping, sleaze-oozing Hillary MUST win, no matter how blatant our media’s propoganda has to become.   

Hillary Clinton hands together BIG

*** *** *** *** *** Remember Hillary bragging about putting coal miners out of work? Had Trump said that he’d STILL be getting interrogated about it. People can tell the media is covering for Hillary.

So it’s been nothing but KHAAAAAAANN from our media non-stop for the past several days. As in the late soldier, apparently a much more decent human being than his Sharia-law supporting father. (Yep. Look it up.)  

The late soldier’s parents – like him of the Muslim faith – seemingly decided to borrow a page from Cindy Sheehan and exploit their child’s death for political purposes. They’ve launched personal attacks on Donald Trump for noticing that many terrorists are Muslims.

KHIZR KHAN HAS BEEN TIED TO THE CLINTONS by the way, immediately making motivations suspect if any actual journalists were still employed with our media.

Hillary Clinton arguing with black woman

Hillary being rude to a woman from Black Lives Matter. If it was Trump we’d still be hearing about how it proved he was unfit and didn’t have a “presidential temperament.” The media is making Trump a martyr.

At any rate the manufactured outrage that the media has obsessed over in the war of words between the Khan parents and Trump shows our media has reached a new low.

THE MEDIA IGNORES THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GRIEVING PARENTS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CHILDREN TO MUSLIM TERRORISM BUT EXPLOITS THE KHANS BECAUSE THEY’RE MUSLIMS WILLING TO WORK FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY’S BENEFIT. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DEMOCRATS OR THEIR MEDIA SHOWCASING MUSLIMS WHO OPPOSE ISLAMIC VIOLENCE AND WANT TO LIVE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.   

Balladeer’s Blog has covered these topics in the past. Here are a few links to what I’ve written before about the American Media and the Democrats’ selective outrage. 

ON LIBERALS EXPLOITING EMOTION 

ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS SHUN MUSLIMS WHO WANT REFORM IN THEIR FAITH    Continue reading →

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July 29, 2016 · 9:12 pm

SHOOTING DEATHS OF POLICE OFFICERS INCREASED BY 78% IN 2016: OBAMA’S LEGACY

Obama laughing

With that ugly statistic and the way his administration has egged on people who want to kill cops Barack Obama has maintained that ages-old tradition of the Democrats: promoting race-hatred for political gain. If you’ll recall, even A MEMBER OF OBAMA’S OWN WHITE HOUSE STAFF resigned after SHOOTING AT A COP! That is 100% true, not a joke. Search for it yourself if you like.

Does anybody still wonder why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump have captured the attention of so many people here in the U.S? We kept getting told by the corporate media that Trump and Sanders were fringe weirdos. Unlike, y’know, a president who loves cop-killers and gives nukes to the Mad Mullahs of Iran or a secretary of state whose “Clinton Foundation” very conveniently got enormous amounts of money laundered through it JUST when bloated rich pigs and unfriendly governments around the world HAPPENED to have pending items before the State Department.  Continue reading →

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July 15, 2016 · 9:37 pm

ANOTHER MUSLIM SAVAGE STRIKES IN FRANCE

Nice attack

More victims of Muslim savagery

** ENTERED REMOTELY – FAMILY TRAGEDY

Condolences to the Nice victims and their loved ones. 

MOHAMED Lahouaiej Bouhlel was the latest Muslim to indulge in the Muslim fanatic sacraments of killing and killing and killing. It’s no secret that Islam is the most blood-soaked and intolerant religion in the world right now. It’s also no secret that the political left in the Western World shoulders most of the blame for the failure to adequately address the ongoing conflict.    

Democrats in America, the Labour Party in the U.K. and other political parties run by left-wing Archie Bunkers STILL persist in their delusion that the Muslim World was never violent until that supreme ass George W Bush came along. Far too many have died to soothe the vanity of dinosaurs from the 1960s who haven’t allowed an original thought to enter their increasingly senile minds for FIVE DECADES.

Mohamed from the Nice attack

Wow, who could have guessed the killer’s name would be Mohamed?

And far too many of us have had the misfortune of having instructors who either ARE or WERE TAUGHT BY those same pretentious asses from the 1960s. The best of the 60s generation moved on to the real world. The most narrow-minded of them stayed in the “academic” (LMFAO) world and inflicted their political prejudices on impressionable young minds.

Barack Obama, who STILL cannot face reality, was TAUGHT BY 1960s generation Archie Bunkers. Hillary Clinton and John Kerry ARE 1960s generation Archie Bunkers. In the smug, impenetrable minds of these backward fools seems to lie the belief that everything will unfold the exact same way it did when they were younger. I swear these self-infatuated jackasses still believe that it will all turn out that Muslim fanatics are just misunderstood and that we’ll all one day realize that the people of the Western World are the REAL villains.

Obama Islam

… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?

Muslim Violence Awareness Year continues, with left-wing Archie Bunkers around the world clinging to their backward and outdated worldview in which ANYONE who hates the West MUST be in the right. These cowardly hypocrites will go on enabling and empowering only those Muslims who preach violence while ignoring those Muslims who want to live in the 21st Century and live in peace.

To the pompous egotists of the political left peaceful Muslims are only peaceful because they’ve “internalized Western Oppression.” And the left is willing to let countless OTHER people die in the name of their delusions and their pathetic desire to forever relive their youth. Continue reading →

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June 30, 2016 · 9:35 pm

HILLARY: I GET TO MOVE ON, BUT YOU PEASANTS ARE ETERNALLY GUILTY OVER SLAVERY

hillary yelling

   I can put whatever I want behind me! But YOU DAMN PEASANTS can’t! I miss the days when you citizens knew your place and didn’t talk back to your betters! 

Every revelation that comes out about Benghazi makes it clear that Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton and Barack “Tony Ears” Obama lied about a video causing the 2012 Benghazi attack just to spare Barack looking like a jackass over his ludicrous claims that Al Qaeda was “on the ropes.”

Despite all that, Hillary tries to pretend it’s all nothing and that she can just “move on” now. I guess she feels that anyone stupid enough to believe ANYTHING she and/or Barack say isn’t worth caring about. So the Four Dead in Benghazi are to be thrown down the Memory Hole but the Four Dead in Ohio are to be rehashed forever.

A nonexistent reporter asked Hillary if the untold millions of working class white Americans who had absolutely NOTHING to do with the slave trade that her Democratic Party championed can finally “Move On” from it she replied “NEVER! I am one of the Ruling Class! WE are allowed to “move on” from our many,many scandals, crimes and misdeeds, but YOU PEASANTS are to be browbeaten into political submission over things you had nothing to do with FOREVER!”

When that same reporter followed up by pointing out that that didn’t sound at all like that “fairness” that the Democrats forever claim to be about the bloated rich pig replied “That’s different. It’s politically useful for the Party to continue pushing the ridiculous notions of White Privilege and Collective Guilt.”  

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June 22, 2016 · 8:43 pm

THE OBAMA LEGACY ROLLS ON

Obama work here is doneBarack Obama has just added a few more items to his “legacy” – in other words to his legacy of failure and malfeasance.

*** Now even judges APPOINTED by Little Barry Obama are striking down his actions as unconstitutional. His most recent regulatory power grab was just smacked down hard. 

*** Investigators have now revealed that the Obama Administration has been lying about the number of crimes being committed by illegal immigrants. Obama thinks of them as “future voters for the Democrats” so he has callously turned his head while his minions under-reported their crimes. The report stated that illegals went on to commit additional crimes at a rate nearly TEN TIMES HIGHER than Obama had reported. Don’t worry, Obama fans … he’ll be out of office before THIS investigation can be completed, too.  

*** Omar Mateen, the Ramadan Gay Nightclub Massacre gunman, laid blame on OBAMA HIMSELF for the killing spree, citing the way Obama incessantly uses drone strikes to kill Muslims in other countries. No wonder Democratic Party media outlets were so eager to pretend this was really a “gun control” issue. Anything to protect their Hollow Man.  

*** Over the years Omar’s father has been to visit the White House multiple times as part of those appearances by Muslim groups that Little Barry likes to pretend are “moderate.”   Continue reading →

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June 14, 2016 · 11:23 pm

CROWLEY: DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW

guillotineThat famed saying attributed to Aleister Crowley nicely summarizes the position that the repulsive white collar criminals of the Democratic Party and the Republican Party are all but forcing on the rest of us. These sickening figures who spend their entire careers barely one step ahead of a criminal indictment actually think they’re fit to dictate the terms under which the rest of us are to live our lives while they slither through history circumventing those same terms.
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June 7, 2016 · 9:07 pm

BARACK OBAMA: THE KARDASHIAN PRESIDENCY

Obama making a face

Obama at his most presidential

Vaclav Klaus once made this remark which nicely captures the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama as well as the shallow, mindless, unquestioning supporters of this Hollow Man.

That quote: “The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

“The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their president.” 

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February 16, 2016 · 1:08 am

OBAMA: THE BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEW

Obama DerpRecently I had the chance to interview the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama.  It was pretty easy to set up the interview. I claimed to be a Muslim family who would be happy to go on television and pretend America is an Islamophobic death-trap run by Jewish conspirators. Less than a half-hour later Obama and a film crew arrived at my place by helicopter.  ***

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Let’s start off with a recent development – the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia’s death. You are the ONLY U.S. President who, as a Senator, had voted to filibuster A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. Given that fact, how do you justify insisting the Senate needs to act quickly on your nominee before you move on to your next criminal enterprise?  

BARACK OBAMA: Most people will never even hear about how hypocritical I am about this. I can count on the Democratic Party’s media outlets to avoid mentioning it and nobody will believe any of the Republican Party outlets when they talk about it.

BB: But even Democrat Chuck Schumer has publicly stated that an outgoing president should NOT get to pick the next Supreme Court nominee. And long ago the Democratic Party had backed a move to avoid considering SCOTUS appointments in an election year. 

BO: Do you really think American morons even know who Chuck Schumer is? Or know about something that happened decades ago? Remember, these are people who get their political views from television shows and celebrities.  Continue reading →

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