Monthly Archives: June 2016

GHATKRNN KLINDU QUAVHATE?

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*** *** *** *** Krethiqimogon krethiqimana!

Etrajillam etrajillamana ghi prek shrios!

Jandikulun jandikulamana hwevorth nhi kios!

Chao zyrmn hraelgari lhi pnaquaee aga shrios! Continue reading

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COLLEGE GOLF CHAMPIONS: WOMEN

Here’s one last round of congratulations to the 2015-2016 season’s golf champions in the divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog: 

Keiser SeahawksNAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

National Champions – KEISER UNIVERSITY SEAHAWKS

Runners-Up – Savannah College of Art and Design Bees

Previous Champions – Keiser University Seahawks 

Dallas Baptist University PatriotsNCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association)

National Champions – DALLAS BAPTIST UNIVERSITY PATRIOTS

Runners-Up – Campbellsville University Tigers

Previous Champions – Shorter University Hawks  Continue reading

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SLAVERY, LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

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“We’re the Party of Slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow, but American pussies let us get away with lecturing THEM about racism!”

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site that equally criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives. American Liberals are now nothing more than obedient foot-soldiers of the Democratic Party. The Democrats embody the ugly hypocrisy of our Political Class.

If you know anything about American history you know that THE DEMOCRATS were the party of SLAVERY! They were the ones running the Slave States and were forever fighting to SPREAD SLAVERY through the new territories. Like Muslims trying to drag Sharia Law with them everywhere they spread the Democrats wanted their “Peculiar Institution” to pollute the entire country.    

And yes, whiny Democrats, I know your standard line is to pompously say “That was in the past, our party evolved beyond such racism.” So, to those preening jackasses THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS ALLOWED TO JUST WAVE A MAGIC WAND AND SAY “OUR ROLE IN SLAVERY, THE KU KLUX KLAN AND JIM CROW WAS IN THE PAST. WE’RE BEYOND THAT NOW.”

Yet Democrats – especially their hilariousy pretentious elected officials – HYPOCRITICALLY LECTURE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY AS IF THEY ARE HIGH PRIESTS AND PRIESTESSES OF RACIAL AWARENESS SITTING IN JUDGMENT ON THE REST OF US.

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** The pale Hillary Clinton is just one of many lily-white Democrats who like to blame the working class for all that slavery the Democratic Party was responsible for.

To Democrats EVERYONE ELSE IN AMERICA should be hanging their heads down in shame (if they happen to have the same skin color as the plantation owners) but THEY are exempt from any of that absurd Collective Guilt they love to shovel onto the rest of us. And why? Simply because they say so? I don’t let them get away with this nonsense and I’m often amazed at what browbeaten pussies other Americans are for sheepishly accepting such treatment from Democrats.

Let me emphasize that for overseas readers: The Democratic Party – THE INSTITUTION RESPONSIBLE FOR PROLONGING SLAVERY IN THE U.S. AND FOR HOUNDING AND PERSECUTING AFRICAN-AMERICANS FOR ROUGHLY A HUNDRED YEARS AFTER SLAVERY ENDED HERE – yes, THEY are the ones who think they can elevate themselves above everyone else and cleanse themselves of any taint of slavery. But they feel America as a nation is guilty eternally. 

In the self-centered and self-satisfied minds of Democrats THEY can simply say “Hey, our role in slavery was a long time ago. We’re better people now.” But white people who had NOTHING to do with slavery – people WHOSE FAMILIES MAY NOT HAVE EVEN LIVED IN THE UNITED STATES UNTIL LONG AFTER THE CIVIL WAR – to Democrats THOSE people bear guilt, but not them.

Yes, call yourself a Democrat and POOF – all association with slavery is magically washed away! Or so those monumental hypocrites pretend. Continue reading

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HITTITE MYTH OF THE MOUNTAIN GOD AND THE DEER

Hittite empireBalladeer’s Blog takes a look at the Hittite myth involving a mountain god and a deer.

Zaliyanu, the god of the mountain which bears his name, was kind enough to shelter a deer that was fleeing hunters. The pursuit had begun on a neighboring mountain whose god didn’t dare risk the wrath of the hunting god Kurunta by sheltering the terrified creature. Zaliyanu, the greatest of the mountain deities, had no such compunction. Continue reading

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WNBA STANDINGS

New York LibertyEASTERN CONFERENCE – 1. NEW YORK LIBERTY (9-4)    ###    2. ATLANTA DREAM (8-5)    ###    3. WASHINGTON MYSTICS (7-7)    ###    4. CHICAGO SKY (6-7)    ###    5. INDIANA FEVER (5-9)    ###    6. CONNECTICUT SUN (3-10)    ###     Continue reading

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THE OBAMA LEGACY ROLLS ON

Obama  work here is doneBarack Obama has just added a few more items to his “legacy” – in other words to his legacy of failure and malfeasance.

*** Now even judges APPOINTED by Little Barry Obama are striking down his actions as unconstitutional. His most recent regulatory power grab was just smacked down hard. 

*** Investigators have now revealed that the Obama Administration has been lying about the number of crimes being committed by illegal immigrants. Obama thinks of them as “future voters for the Democrats” so he has callously turned his head while his minions under-reported their crimes. The report stated that illegals went on to commit additional crimes at a rate nearly TEN TIMES HIGHER than Obama had reported. Don’t worry, Obama fans … he’ll be out of office before THIS investigation can be completed, too.  

*** Omar Mateen, the Ramadan Gay Nightclub Massacre gunman, laid blame on OBAMA HIMSELF for the killing spree, citing the way Obama incessantly uses drone strikes to kill Muslims in other countries. No wonder Democratic Party media outlets were so eager to pretend this was really a “gun control” issue. Anything to protect their Hollow Man.  

*** Over the years Omar’s father has been to visit the White House multiple times as part of those appearances by Muslim groups that Little Barry likes to pretend are “moderate.”   Continue reading

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COLLEGE GOLF CHAMPIONS FOR 2015 – 2016 SEASON

Here’s one last round of congratulations to the 2015-2016 season’s golf champions in the divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog:

oklahoma city university starsNAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

National Champions – OKLAHOMA CITY UNIVERSITY STARS

Runners-Up – University of British Columbia Thunderbirds

Previous Champions – College of Coastal Georgia Mariners  

Colorado Christian University CougarsNCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association)

National Champions – COLORADO CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY COUGARS

Runners-Up – Dallas Baptist University Patriots

Previous Champions – Lee University Flames  Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG IS SIX YEARS OLD TODAY

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THANK YOU once again to all of you readers for making Balladeer’s Blog so enjoyable to write. As I always say the weird and controversial items I churn out here mean that readers have to be very secure in their own beliefs not to just take offense and leave. Here’s a look at Glitternight.com’s six biggest hits since lastJune 21st:

Nyanga territoryMOST POPULAR MYTHOLOGY POST OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  TOP GODS OF THE NYANGA PEOPLE (AFRICA) 

Gods who gamble, river gods, star gods who run a celestial courtroom and much, much more including the semi-divine hero Mwindo.  This one barely beat out the Philippine Epic Myth about the god Baybayan.

Birds by Aristophanes 2MOST POPULAR ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY POST OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  THE BIRDS BY ARISTOPHANES 

There was an EXPLOSION of controversy over this post which examined the original work AND explored how The Birds could be applied to the anti-intellectual madhouses called colleges here in America. Aristophanes wrote “In Cloud Cuckooland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are.” I made that “In Ivory Towerland things become what they are called rather than being called what they are.”  And off I went …

Maldoror and his smile by Lord Orlando

MOST POPULAR CONTINUING FEATURE OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  THE SONGS OF MALDOROR (1868) 

Technically this feature began in February of 2015 but was so lengthy it didn’t wrap up until August of 2015, thus putting it within the past year, at least partially.

This work of horror was the darkest, most deranged and graphically violent item I’ve ever covered here at Balladeer’s Blog.  

Mascot with demo and repub heads

MOST POPULAR  “LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES” POST OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND ART 

This item took a look at one of the many ways that the hypersensitive, judgmental and censorship-crazed American Liberals have become even more intolerant than the worst Christian Conservatives.

And that’s the truth.

Irshadmanji

MOST POPULAR POST ABOUT MUSLIM FASCISM IN THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  WOMEN WHO FIGHT MUSLIM OPPRESSION   

A look at Irshad Manji, Ayaan Hirsi Ali and many other women who show the backbone to take on the greatest oppressors of women in this day and age: the Muslim World.

These women deserve much more notoriety than they currently enjoy.

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MOST POPULAR TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT POST OF THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS:  THANKSGIVING TURKEYS ON THE TEXAS TWENTY-SEVEN FILM VAULT   

A Turkey Day look at some of Randy and Richard’s most storied episodes, featuring movies like It! The Terror From Beyond Space, The Giant Claw, The Party Crashers, Return of the Fly and many, many more!

 

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FOOLKILLER 15: PRESENCE OF MIND

Foolkiller statue - gun raised from side

Unpainted collectible bust of Foolkiller with his Purification Gun drawn.

It’s Marvel Comics’ world these days s0 Balladeer’s Blog’s “Script Doctoring” of Marvel’s handling of Foolkiller continues with Part Fifteen. 

FOR PART ONE CLICK  HERE 

This time around in my alternate universe the controversial Foolkiller did for sales of The Defenders what the controversial Wolverine did for sales of The X-Men. That being the case The Defenders at long last got a second edition of Defenders Annual. Fans of the dynamic non-team will remember that Defenders Annual # 1 featured World Gone Sane, the conclusion of the epic length Nebulon/Headmen storyline.

Defenders Annual # 2, here in my treatment, would feature the Defenders (Hulk, Valkyrie, Nighthawk, Hellcat and Foolkiller (Greg Salinger) getting reunited with the Red Guardian to help her thwart the latest world-conquering scheme of the Defenders’ foe known as the Presence. Continue reading

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FATHER’S DAY (2011) – A CULT CLASSIC

Father's DayFATHER’S DAY (2011) – I DEMAND A TEAM-UP OF AHAB FROM FATHER’S DAY AND ASH WILLIAMS FROM THE EVIL DEAD FILMS (and television series).

Sorry, I had to get that out of my system right off the bat. Ahab, the eye-patch sporting hero of the Astron 6 horror film Father’s Day is in my opinion the one true successor to Bruce Campbell’s Ash Williams. And considering how unfair the ending of this movie is for Ahab and his two sidekicks a case could even be made for them replacing Ash as the most royally screwed character in the history of gore-soaked horror comedies.     

It’s difficult to review this dark, grotesque gem without resorting to a series of catch phrases like “Goes where Dead Alive and similar movies failed to go” or “What Grindhouse hath wrought” or even “Twink and Walnut: They’re NOT Muppets!” Let me start with a more practical line: Do not watch this movie if you can not handle the most offensive violence, concepts, gore and deranged sexuality imaginable.  Continue reading

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