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UPSETS KEY TO LAST NIGHT’S COLLEGE BASKETBALL ACTION

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USAO Drovers BIGSOONER ATHLETIC CONFERENCE – The 5th seeded UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND ARTS OF OKLAHOMA DROVERS set the tone for the night with an 82-67 takedown of the 4th seeded SOUTHWESTERN CHRISTIAN EAGLES    ###    The 6 seeds – the WAYLAND BAPTIST UNIVERSITY PIONEERS – kept the upsets going with their tight 75-71 win over the 3rd seeded OKLAHOMA CITY UNIVERSITY STARS    ###    Chalk struck back as the 2nd seeded MID-AMERICA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY EVANGELS defeated the 7th seeded SAGU LIONS 86-81    ###    And the (1) TEXAS WESLEYAN RAMS bounced the (8) JOHN BROWN UNIVERSITY GOLDEN EAGLES 70-56.   Continue reading

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MITT ROMNEY AND I ANNOUNCE WE’RE NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

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*** *** *** *** *** *** Not even the endorsement of Senor Wences could help the pathetic Mitt Romney.

The dual announcement shocked the nation … if by shocked you mean “had absolutely no impact whatsoever on the 2016 presidential race” or “you’d need an electron microscope to measure public reaction.”

I outdid Mitt “The Mormon Mondale” Romney by also announcing that I would NOT accept an appointment to fill the vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court, NOR will I accept an offer to become the next actor to play Indiana Jones.

Reaching my hands across the water I made it abundantly clear that I will NOT agree to be the next star of Doctor Who either. The public be damned – I have to think of myself and my loved ones.  

Anyway, since Mitt decided he wanted a slightly larger footnote in American history, I got in the mood for my Mock Campaign Slogans for him and Obama from 2012. Here they are one last time for nostalgia’s sake. 

Barack Obama: If shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable entertainers think he’s fit to govern the nation who are YOU to question their judgement?

Barack Obama: All the ineptitude of Jimmy Carter … all the corruption of Richard Nixon.

Barack Obama: Because the problems of the 21st Century call for 1960s solutions.

Barack Obama: Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL: CONFERENCE TOURNEYS CONTINUE

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Great Falls ArgonautsFRONTIER CONFERENCE – OPENING ROUND – The top two seeds in this conference get a Bye to the 2nd Round. Yesterday pitted the 6 seeds – the UNIVERSITY OF GREAT FALLS ARGONAUTS – against the 3rd seeded MONTANA-WESTERN BULLDOGS. The Argonauts shocked the nation, toppling the Bulldogs in a 67-64 game for the ages!    ###    And the other game from the Frontier Conference last night presented the 4th seeded ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGE BATTLIN’ BEARS taking on the 5th seeded MONTANA STATE- NORTHERN LIGHTS. The Battlin’ Bears advanced with a 78-66 win.  Continue reading

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TWENTY-THOUSAND MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRATS HAVE LEFT THE PARTY

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Balladeer’s Blog has long expressed disgust with the Democratic and Republican Parties, those two rival gangs of white collar criminals who have hijacked America’s political system. Defections from the Republican Party have been growing at a nice pace and now comes word from William Galvin, the Democratic Secretary of State from Massachusetts that at least TWENTY THOUSAND registered Democrats in the state FLED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY … JUST SINCE JANUARY 1st OF THIS YEAR!

Most of the former registered Democrats joined Yours Truly as Independent Voters and about 3,500 actually re-registered as Republicans. Again, that’s JUST SINCE JANUARY 1st!  

And let that sink in – this wasn’t a “poll” – these weren’t just people expressing annoyance with the would-be “Royal Houses” of the Democrats and Republicans. These 20,000 people TOOK THE TIME AND EFFORT TO CHANGE THEIR POLITICAL PARTY REGISTRATION! Wow, it’s like voters are getting tired of having career criminals with (D)’s and (R)’s after their names talking down to them and accusing them of being haters for caring about how their loved ones will be able to afford to live in the coming decade.   Continue reading

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ANOTHER HEROIC MUSLIM WOMAN: NADINE AL-BUDAIR

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Courageous journalist Nadine Al-Budair

Another addition to the real-life League of Extraordinary Women! Muslim journalist Nadine Al-Budair, writing in a Kuwait newspaper, displayed more courage than 90% of American reporters. Al-Budair criticized the Muslim World over its continuing attempt to blame the Western World for its problems, problems which go back over 1,000 years.

Nadine pointed out that the Muslim world is long overdue for some collective introspection of its own instead of always pointing the finger elsewhere.

“It is strange that we condemn instead of apologizing to the world,” Al-Budair wrote.

She further stated that claims made by Muslims that those who commit terrorism do not represent Islam are “farces” and are “pathetic” attempts to absolve Muslims of guilt. 

Nadine Al-Budair2“It is strange that we [Muslims] believe we have the right to condemn such statements (criticism of Islam) rather than address the implications of some of our extremist curricula, our education, and our regimes, and be ashamed [of them]… It is strange that we condemn [the West] instead of addressing what is happening in our midst – the extremist ways in which we interpret the shari’a and our reactionary attitudes towards each other and the world.”

Needless to say the political left around the world will – as usual – ignore all Muslims like Nadine who want to live in the 21st Century. The Democratic Party here in the U.S. won’t invite her to the White House, and the emotional cripples on our college campuses will find her “problematic” and won’t let her speak. She’ll be dismissed as “a Western Triumphalist” and will be accused of “internalizing Western oppression.”

To the left ONLY Muslims who take offense at drawings of Muhammad, ONLY Muslims who want to live in the past and who hate the West matter. You’ll notice the left won’t even present public debates between Muslims who prefer the modern world and Muslims who prefer to live in the 7th Century. Doing so would prevent them from trying to make people think that hate-filled Muslim versions of Al Sharpton represent how all Muslims feel. 

FOR ANOTHER MUSLIM WOMAN AS BRAVE AS NADINE AL-BUDAIR CLICK HERE

FOR A LOOK AT SEVERAL OTHER BRAVE MUSLIM WOMEN CLICK HERE

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LEAP DAY MILESTONES

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Some things happen only once every four years – things like Michael Moore having a coherent thought and Bill O’Reilly prying his head out of his ass. Another one of those things would be February 29th: Leap Day. Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at some of the milestone events that got cheated out of a yearly anniversary by happening on this date.

1704 – French provocateurs and Native Americans attack Deerfield, MA and kill roughly 50 inhabitants while abducting 100. Ronald Reagan’s ancestor recommends selling arms to Persia to secure the release of the abductees.

1712 – In Sweden February 29th is followed by February 30th to help usher in the new calendar system … and because Al Sharpton’s ancestor demanded an extra day in February to make Black History Month a little bit longer.  

1720 – Back to Sweden, where Queen Ulrica Eleonora resigns following general public ridicule of her name “Ulrica”. I’m kidding! But she did resign.

1784 – In France, the Marquis de Sade is transferred from the fortress of Vincennes to the Bastille in exchange for 3 other sadists and a masochist to be named later.

1832 – Charles Darwin explores the Continue reading

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ANNE-MARIE WATERS ON MUSLIM RAPE MOBS AND MUSLIM ATTACKS ON FREE SPEECH

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Anne-Marie Waters, another woman brave enough to tackle Muslim Apartheid.

Anne-Marie Waters has perfectly captured the way in which the Muslim rape mobs and Muslim attacks on freedom of expression continue because of all the help they get from the political left around the world.

Balladeer’s Blog has often pointed out that you will NEVER see American Liberals or their counterparts across the globe showing concern for Muslims who DON’T want to live in the past. The only Muslims politically useful to Democrats or Labour, etc are Muslims who hate the West and want to force the rest of us to show their religion the reverence NO religion deserves.

Among Anne-Marie’s points are these: “In England, it’s been rape after rape – tens of thousands of young British girls are brutalised, tortured, beaten and raped by organised gangs comprised almost exclusively of Muslims. (See The Rotherham Report) And now we have Germany. When Chancellor Merkel threw open the doors of her country to hundreds of thousands of migrants from the Middle East and Africa, she opened the door to the rape of German women.” 

 And … “Sweden has become Europe’s rape capital. Its government has blamed this on everything from increased reporting to the internet to the weather. Norway and Denmark also have some rather alarming rates of rape, but those countries are more readily willing to admit the cause. 

“In Norway, recent statistics revealed that 100 per cent of violent street-rapes committed in the capital city of Oslo were committed by “non-western” immigrants.  It’s a similar story in Denmark, where the majority of rapes are committed by immigrants, usually Muslim.” Continue reading

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THE SUN LADIES VS THE ISLAMIC STATE

Sun LadiesA real-life army of heroic women have been fighting the Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq. They’re called the Sun Ladies and their story is so tailor-made for drama it’s hard to believe it’s all true.

The Sun Ladies were Yazidi women who in 2014 saw their husbands slaughtered by the Islamic State in Islam’s usual persecution of religious minorities. After that they were taken as sex slaves by the barbarians of the Islamic State. Many escaped as time wore on and – along with other Yazidi women who then underwent military training – formed a force of roughly 2,000 women, called the Force of the Sun Ladies – a reference to the reverence accorded to the sun in the Yazidi belief system.    Continue reading

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MILO YIANNOPOULOS: SOME QUOTES

Milo YiannopoulisMy feeling that the political left has become a magnet for cowards, hypocrites and the ugliest totalitarians is expressed very frequently here at Balladeer’s Blog. I’ve been sprinkling in literally dozens of people who considered themselves part of the left (like I used to) before liberalism (really “illiberalism”) became the joke that it is now.

Here once again are quotes from Milo Yiannopoulos, my favorite swashbuckling, politically incorrect gay man as he continues what he calls his “Dangerous Faggot Tour” of speaking engagements here in the U.S.

“The left that embraced free speech and dissidents and thumbing their noses at the establishment is very much a thing of the past.”  Balladeer’s Blog agrees. These days liberals are about censorship, blacklisting, encouraging Muslim fascism and going on witch-hunts over imaginary “privileges.”   

“The left today doesn’t like free speech very much. The left today prefers to shout down … to avoid anything it finds inconvenient.” … But unfortunately, much of the world is inconvenient to the modern left, because it simply doesn’t conform to the reality they like to describe.”    

“Most of what they say about race, most of what they say about gender, most of what they say about the economy just doesn’t bear scrutiny.” Continue reading

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PUBLIC ENEMIES: DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

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Well, at least those Democrats and Republicans who hold elected office. In an election year the nonsense flows even more frequently from those white-collar criminals. For overseas readers and people in their teens and below, let me cut through some of the garbage being spoken. Feel free to check the veracity of what I’m about to say on any website you want.

ONE: PRESIDENTS LOVE THE EASY EXCUSE OF BLAMING EVERYTHING BAD ON THEIR PREDECESSOR WHILE TAKING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING GOOD THAT HAS HAPPENED. Obama-worshippers are ridiculous for still blaming Little Barry’s messes on the execrable George W Bush. Clinton blamed  G.H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter for everything. Carter blamed Ford. It’s meaningless. Presidents SEEK OUT the job. It’s not like jury duty.

TWO: BOTH PARTIES HAVE MADE STATEMENTS REFUSING TO CONSIDER ANY SUPREME COURT NOMINEES IN AN ELECTION YEAR WHEN THE OPPOSING PARTY HOLDS THE PRESIDENCY. Obama has sunk even lower than I would have thought he could sink with his non-stop lies about the appointment procedure. Sure, a president can nominate, but THE SENATE IS AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE PROCESS. THEY DON’T HAVE TO OBEY A TIMETABLE LAID DOWN BY A PRESIDENT.

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