*** *** *** *** *** *** Not even the endorsement of Senor Wences could help the pathetic Mitt Romney.
The dual announcement shocked the nation … if by shocked you mean “had absolutely no impact whatsoever on the 2016 presidential race” or “you’d need an electron microscope to measure public reaction.”
I outdid Mitt “The Mormon Mondale” Romney by also announcing that I would NOT accept an appointment to fill the vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court, NOR will I accept an offer to become the next actor to play Indiana Jones.
Reaching my hands across the water I made it abundantly clear that I will NOT agree to be the next star of Doctor Who either. The public be damned – I have to think of myself and my loved ones.
Anyway, since Mitt decided he wanted a slightly larger footnote in American history, I got in the mood for my Mock Campaign Slogans for him and Obama from 2012. Here they are one last time for nostalgia’s sake.
Barack Obama: If shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable entertainers think he’s fit to govern the nation who are YOU to question their judgement?
Barack Obama: All the ineptitude of Jimmy Carter … all the corruption of Richard Nixon.
Barack Obama: Because the problems of the 21st Century call for 1960s solutions.
Barack Obama: Greece or bust!
Barack Obama: African American when it’s politically expedient, “post- racial” when THAT’S politically expedient.
Barack Obama: Mindlessly embracing every opinion of 1960s generation liberals because he has no ideas of his own.
Barack Obama: Like you DIDN’T think we had 57 states and that Austrian was a separate language!
Barack Obama: Protecting crazed dictators and the homophobic, misogynistic, intolerant Muslim world from the nation whose diverse people elected him.
Barack Obama: It’d be a shame if something happened to you on your way home after voting …
Barack Obama: The President of ALL Americans who donate millions to his campaign.
Barack Obama: Because his nonstop groveling for the Muslim world has made them just love us! Oh, wait …
Barack Obama: If you elect a sleazy Chicago politician you get a sleazy president.
Barack Obama: Can’t you take a joke?
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Mitt Romney: No, seriously … Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney: If we all borrow money from our parents we can lick this deficit thing!
Mitt Romney: You can’t spell mittens without Mitt!
Mitt Romney: For people who found Bob Dole too charismatic and exciting.
Mitt Romney: Who SAYS nobody could do a worse job than Obama?
Mitt Romney: Maybe he thinks YOU suck, too!
Mitt Romney: Like he’ll be able to get his nutty ideas through Congress anyway.
Mitt Romney: We’ll never have to waste time adding his face to Mount Rushmore!
Mitt Romney: No, he’s not asleep. He always looks that way.
Mitt Romney: Remaining true to his Vulcan heritage he betrays no sign of emotion.
Mitt Romney: The Mormon Mondale
Mitt Romney: Pushing women back to the 50’s … the EIGHTEEN 50’s!
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Mock campaign slogans???? I’ll have you know I made bumper stickers out of those slogans in 2012!
Wow! Who would have thought.
Very funny! Mitt was a doormat.
Yep, a no-balls wimp.
Who’s Mitt Tomney?
He was the Mormon Mondale.
Loved the senor wences joke!
Ha! Thanks!
I love it when you bash Romney!
Thanks! He epitomizes Republican trash.
Loved it! Romney is such a loser!
Thanks! Yes he is.
This was great! I loved the insults!
Thank you very much.
Too funny! Mitt was such a joke! : D.
Thanks! Yes he was and is.